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Everything But A Volleyball

Tom Hanks had Wilson, his volleyball companion, but he'd have been much better off, and rescued much sooner, if he'd had this Marooned dry backpack bag kit from Alpha Outpost. The backpack measures 24" x 13" in neon orange with reflective silver strips. Includes a waterproof flashlight that requires (4) "AA" batteries; intermittent red/white strobe light that will need (2) "AA" batteries; a float-able key chain; whistle; signal mirror; and maroonee info card. Don't get in a boat without it. (Also includes a Marooned patch, but we'd wait to sew that on until after you're back home.) "Wilson!"


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ALPHA OUTPOST MAROONED ISLAND BACKPACK KIT

Everything But A Volleyball

Tom Hanks had Wilson, his volleyball companion, but he'd have been much better off, and rescued much sooner, if he'd had this Marooned dry backpack bag kit from Alpha Outpost. The backpack measures 24" x 13" in neon orange with reflective silver strips. Includes a waterproof flashlight that requires (4) "AA" batteries; intermittent red/white strobe light that will need (2) "AA" batteries; a float-able key chain; whistle; signal mirror; and maroonee info card. Don't get in a boat without it. (Also includes a Marooned patch, but we'd wait to sew that on until after you're back home.) "Wilson!"


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$19.50 EACH
$24.50
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Your Chicken!

Actually, your chickens, plural, since our each is multiples of lovely, plucked and naked chickens in full chicken color. And unlike the real thing, these are small enough to carry in your pocket, because you never know. In molded plastic, you pick the dozen micro-mini pullets at 1-1/2” long, or the 3-pack of 3” long birds. Either way, you’re prepared for any chicken emergency you’re likely to encounter.

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1-1/2” LONG PLASTIC CHICKENS 12-PACK

Your Chicken!

Actually, your chickens, plural, since our each is multiples of lovely, plucked and naked chickens in full chicken color. And unlike the real thing, these are small enough to carry in your pocket, because you never know. In molded plastic, you pick the dozen micro-mini pullets at 1-1/2” long, or the 3-pack of 3” long birds. Either way, you’re prepared for any chicken emergency you’re likely to encounter.

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Time Is Running Out...

Like the days of our lives, the sand in this glass timer is running out. This hourglass is a double teardrop shape with blue sand, and takes approx an hour to empty (nothing was certain in the pre-digital age, my friend), and stands 11-1/4" tall x 4" dia. Keep one on your desk and no one can accuse you of being a clock-watcher, or use it anywhere you'd rather not hear a beep.

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BLUE HOURGLASS

Time Is Running Out...

Like the days of our lives, the sand in this glass timer is running out. This hourglass is a double teardrop shape with blue sand, and takes approx an hour to empty (nothing was certain in the pre-digital age, my friend), and stands 11-1/4" tall x 4" dia. Keep one on your desk and no one can accuse you of being a clock-watcher, or use it anywhere you'd rather not hear a beep.

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$21.95 EACH

Slime Is Better Than Lava

It's slimier. This 8” tall lamp looks like a mini lamp but this one has slime inside. Colors vary, but all slime is sublime, right? This slime-light has a ball up top that flashes when the lamp is lit, and the clear portion comes off if you want to take the slime out, and who doesn't?

Please Note: Jarvis says, while our samples are ok the light inside may not work, but the slime sure does! You want the slime anyway. 

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8” TALL SLIME LAMP

Slime Is Better Than Lava

It's slimier. This 8” tall lamp looks like a mini lamp but this one has slime inside. Colors vary, but all slime is sublime, right? This slime-light has a ball up top that flashes when the lamp is lit, and the clear portion comes off if you want to take the slime out, and who doesn't?

Please Note: Jarvis says, while our samples are ok the light inside may not work, but the slime sure does! You want the slime anyway. 

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$2.95 EACH

Prove You're Hot Stuff

Hold the bottom onion-shaped bulb of this 4" glass toy in your hand and watch the liquid (green, red, blue or purple, we'll pick) magically bubble up into the top chamber and keep on bubbling like the dickens, as your grandmother used to say. The magic is ethyl alcohol and physics. WARNING! The glass if fragile and the liquid is nasty. If you drop the thing in the kitchen it will eat the finish off the tile and permanently stain the floor, so don't let the kids handle this item unsupervised.

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GLASS HAND BOILER TOY

Prove You're Hot Stuff

Hold the bottom onion-shaped bulb of this 4" glass toy in your hand and watch the liquid (green, red, blue or purple, we'll pick) magically bubble up into the top chamber and keep on bubbling like the dickens, as your grandmother used to say. The magic is ethyl alcohol and physics. WARNING! The glass if fragile and the liquid is nasty. If you drop the thing in the kitchen it will eat the finish off the tile and permanently stain the floor, so don't let the kids handle this item unsupervised.

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$4.35 EACH

Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop

Power Poppers™ are today's answer to the ping-pong ball guns of yesteryear, except these shoot smaller orange balls that look a little like cheesy snacks, but don't be fooled. Start your arsenal with a the pump-action pistol, 9" long and shoots, yes, (6) balls. Extra ammo available in packs of (12) 1-1/16" orange balls, because the cat will hide these. For ages 4 and up.

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POWER POPPER™ PUMP-ACTION PISTOL

Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop

Power Poppers™ are today's answer to the ping-pong ball guns of yesteryear, except these shoot smaller orange balls that look a little like cheesy snacks, but don't be fooled. Start your arsenal with a the pump-action pistol, 9" long and shoots, yes, (6) balls. Extra ammo available in packs of (12) 1-1/16" orange balls, because the cat will hide these. For ages 4 and up.

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LIKE A VEGAS PRO

No more manual shuffling! Take poker night to a whole new level with this fully automatic card shuffler. Shuffles up to 2 decks at time while keeping cards in perfect condition shuffle after shuffle. Requires 4 "AA" batteries (not included).

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MOTORIZED DOUBLE DECK CARD SHUFFLER

LIKE A VEGAS PRO

No more manual shuffling! Take poker night to a whole new level with this fully automatic card shuffler. Shuffles up to 2 decks at time while keeping cards in perfect condition shuffle after shuffle. Requires 4 "AA" batteries (not included).

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$12.95 EACH

Desktop Atom

Yes, your desktop is made of atoms (you, too) but this is a 7" dia chrome and black model of an atomic structure (Boronish, Paul says) that keeps on turning via the magic of electromagnetics, at least until the (4) AA batteries you put in it wear out. Stands approx 9" tall on its base.  Ignore that "perpetual motion" on the box, unless you have a perpetual battery. Minimal assembly required, but a maximum person like you won't have a problem with it.

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PERPETUAL MOTION ATOMIC MODEL

Desktop Atom

Yes, your desktop is made of atoms (you, too) but this is a 7" dia chrome and black model of an atomic structure (Boronish, Paul says) that keeps on turning via the magic of electromagnetics, at least until the (4) AA batteries you put in it wear out. Stands approx 9" tall on its base.  Ignore that "perpetual motion" on the box, unless you have a perpetual battery. Minimal assembly required, but a maximum person like you won't have a problem with it.

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$18.50 EACH

Peanuts, Get Your Peanuts!

Big Peanuts® puzzles, 2-ft x 3-ft, with (48) big, thick pieces for easy handling by little fingers. Particularly nice depictions of the characters, with some perspective. We’ll pick a puzzle from the group, which includes: "Flying Ace and Woodstock" featuring Snoopy as a flying ace w/ Woodstock and bird friends; "Chaotic Afternoon" with Marcy, Patty, Linus, Lucy, Charlie Brown visiting Doc Lucy and Flying Ace Snoopy in the background; "Hooray for Friends" with Charlie and Snoopy held aloft in victory by Lucy, Linus, Patti, Franklin and Lucy. For ages 5+.

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BIG PEANUTS® PUZZLES

Peanuts, Get Your Peanuts!

Big Peanuts® puzzles, 2-ft x 3-ft, with (48) big, thick pieces for easy handling by little fingers. Particularly nice depictions of the characters, with some perspective. We’ll pick a puzzle from the group, which includes: "Flying Ace and Woodstock" featuring Snoopy as a flying ace w/ Woodstock and bird friends; "Chaotic Afternoon" with Marcy, Patty, Linus, Lucy, Charlie Brown visiting Doc Lucy and Flying Ace Snoopy in the background; "Hooray for Friends" with Charlie and Snoopy held aloft in victory by Lucy, Linus, Patti, Franklin and Lucy. For ages 5+.

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$7.50 EACH
$9.75
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Sixty Stars, Sixty

Enough to decorate a big ceiling, or make a really special nightgown. These (60) flat, plastic stars measure 3/4" across and glow in the dark, not unlike the real thing. Includes a pack of tiny double-sided adhesive mounts.

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GITD STARS

Sixty Stars, Sixty

Enough to decorate a big ceiling, or make a really special nightgown. These (60) flat, plastic stars measure 3/4" across and glow in the dark, not unlike the real thing. Includes a pack of tiny double-sided adhesive mounts.

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$5.95 EACH

Bugs N' Roses

Plus mermaids and tigers and hearts and flowers and a bunch of other things for boys and girls, all in our very assorted collection of temporary tattoos. Some are 2-packs of arm bands, some are in loose sheets of (9) or (10) tats, but we'll pick a pack that will look just stunning no matter where you stick them. And yes, that headline should have another apostrophe ('N'), but we're using the official Guns N' Roses precedent. 'Cause those guys love tats, too.

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TEMPORARY TATTOOS

Bugs N' Roses

Plus mermaids and tigers and hearts and flowers and a bunch of other things for boys and girls, all in our very assorted collection of temporary tattoos. Some are 2-packs of arm bands, some are in loose sheets of (9) or (10) tats, but we'll pick a pack that will look just stunning no matter where you stick them. And yes, that headline should have another apostrophe ('N'), but we're using the official Guns N' Roses precedent. 'Cause those guys love tats, too.

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$2.95 PKG (3)
$3.95
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No Bicycles!

Bored with looking at bicycles on the back of your playing cards? Sick of that one-eyed jack and the king with the ax? Add a little fun to your gin rummy with these full-tilt theme cards. Regular 52 decks, plus jokers, poker size, but with some of your favorites on both the backs and faces. You pick: Bigfoot; Harry Potter and friends; Bacon recipes galore; or a whole kennel of Dachshunds.

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DACHSHUND-THEMED PLAYING CARDS

No Bicycles!

Bored with looking at bicycles on the back of your playing cards? Sick of that one-eyed jack and the king with the ax? Add a little fun to your gin rummy with these full-tilt theme cards. Regular 52 decks, plus jokers, poker size, but with some of your favorites on both the backs and faces. You pick: Bigfoot; Harry Potter and friends; Bacon recipes galore; or a whole kennel of Dachshunds.

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Boy Scouts Are Scrappy

And smart Boy Scouts keep scrapbooks so they’ll have a way to prove how scrappy they were when their own kids start rolling their eyes at them later. Our Boy Scout Scrapbook Kit measures 12” x 12” and has a dozen Scout-themed pages to insert and embellish with (28) stickers that honor service hours along with letters and numbers, a bunch of Scout slogans and more. It's one of those things you'll regret not doing if you don't, so do it. Add on an additional (8) puffy embellishment stickers—including Be Prepared, the BSA logo and Scout Spirit—at 2” to 4”, just because they're extra-cool.

Jarvis Surplus Note: The Scrapbook has a cardboard cut-out stencil which is cub scout related not boy scouts. Everything else is boy scout. Gotta love Surplus!


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BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA SCRAPBOOK KIT

Boy Scouts Are Scrappy

And smart Boy Scouts keep scrapbooks so they’ll have a way to prove how scrappy they were when their own kids start rolling their eyes at them later. Our Boy Scout Scrapbook Kit measures 12” x 12” and has a dozen Scout-themed pages to insert and embellish with (28) stickers that honor service hours along with letters and numbers, a bunch of Scout slogans and more. It's one of those things you'll regret not doing if you don't, so do it. Add on an additional (8) puffy embellishment stickers—including Be Prepared, the BSA logo and Scout Spirit—at 2” to 4”, just because they're extra-cool.

Jarvis Surplus Note: The Scrapbook has a cardboard cut-out stencil which is cub scout related not boy scouts. Everything else is boy scout. Gotta love Surplus!


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$7.00 EACH
$8.75
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Toy Troika

It's a fun three-fer, a troika of terrific toys that we'd buy if we hadn't already bought a bunch of them. First up, a sticky-footed goofy-faced insectoid wall-walker. Throw it at the wall and watch it tumble down. Second, a mumble-mouth game with a plastic lip spreader and a deck of phrases that make you sound ridiculous while other players try to guess what you're saying. Finally, the piece de aero-amusement, a flying, singing penguin, exactly like our classic flying screaming monkey except it's a penguin and it sings. Also, we think it’s French because of the scarf. Shoot the little bugger across the room and it sings “I believe I can fly…I believe I can touch the sky...oh, no...maybe not.” Frankly, the penguin is worth the price of admission alone.

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SINGING PENGUIN, WALL WALKER AND LIP SPREADER TOYS

Toy Troika

It's a fun three-fer, a troika of terrific toys that we'd buy if we hadn't already bought a bunch of them. First up, a sticky-footed goofy-faced insectoid wall-walker. Throw it at the wall and watch it tumble down. Second, a mumble-mouth game with a plastic lip spreader and a deck of phrases that make you sound ridiculous while other players try to guess what you're saying. Finally, the piece de aero-amusement, a flying, singing penguin, exactly like our classic flying screaming monkey except it's a penguin and it sings. Also, we think it’s French because of the scarf. Shoot the little bugger across the room and it sings “I believe I can fly…I believe I can touch the sky...oh, no...maybe not.” Frankly, the penguin is worth the price of admission alone.

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$5.75 EACH

These Guys Are Saints

Secular saints, anyway. Pardon the oxymoron. And the sacrilege. These 8" x 2-1/8" dia glass-encased wax candles have an illustration of a “Secular Saint,” complete with “lives of the saints” text in faux medieval syntax on the back side. You pick Carl Sagan, patron saint of neighbors, long voyages and calling home or Nikola Tesla, patron saint of inventors, earthquakes and the fastidious. All made in USA.

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CARL SAGAN NOVENA CANDLE

These Guys Are Saints

Secular saints, anyway. Pardon the oxymoron. And the sacrilege. These 8" x 2-1/8" dia glass-encased wax candles have an illustration of a “Secular Saint,” complete with “lives of the saints” text in faux medieval syntax on the back side. You pick Carl Sagan, patron saint of neighbors, long voyages and calling home or Nikola Tesla, patron saint of inventors, earthquakes and the fastidious. All made in USA.

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$11.35 EACH
$11.95
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Red Cups, Orange Balls

This sleeve of (6) orange table tennis-like balls is actually labeled for the campus-inspired game that involves some of the things associated with Ping-Pong, but not the net or paddles. You don’t even really need the green table, come to think of it. We wouldn’t use these balls for actual table tennis, but for the other game with red cups and foamy beverages, they’re perfect. Not that we condone that sort of behavior, unless we’re invited.

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6-PACK ORANGE BEER PONG BALLS

Red Cups, Orange Balls

This sleeve of (6) orange table tennis-like balls is actually labeled for the campus-inspired game that involves some of the things associated with Ping-Pong, but not the net or paddles. You don’t even really need the green table, come to think of it. We wouldn’t use these balls for actual table tennis, but for the other game with red cups and foamy beverages, they’re perfect. Not that we condone that sort of behavior, unless we’re invited.

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$1.95 EACH

Army Seals

This set of (4) 3” tall army figurines are in dark green, variously on a walkie-talkie, with binoculars, holding a metal detector, and throwing a grenade. They’re your basic army guys, except these are made of polyresin, think unbendable plastic-like material, and made for putting on the seabed of an aquarium. We don't get it either, but maybe the guppies will feel safer. And no, you don't have to put them underwater if you don't want to. We think they look just fine on a shelf.

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3" TALL CLASSIC GREEN ARMY MEN

Army Seals

This set of (4) 3” tall army figurines are in dark green, variously on a walkie-talkie, with binoculars, holding a metal detector, and throwing a grenade. They’re your basic army guys, except these are made of polyresin, think unbendable plastic-like material, and made for putting on the seabed of an aquarium. We don't get it either, but maybe the guppies will feel safer. And no, you don't have to put them underwater if you don't want to. We think they look just fine on a shelf.

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$5.95 EACH

Play Misty For Me

This desktop, or nightstand-top, personal humidifier uses nano-mist technology to keep you personally spritzed in the fight against dried-out nose syndrome. Plugs into a USB port and runs silently while LEDs on top morph through (6) soothing colors. Also has fan and night-light attachments, which you can use or ignore. Has three settings and a 5-hour run time. Measures 4” tall x 3” dia in white, and comes with a cotton filter and a spare.

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PERSONAL HUMIDIFIER LED LIGHT MACHINE

Play Misty For Me

This desktop, or nightstand-top, personal humidifier uses nano-mist technology to keep you personally spritzed in the fight against dried-out nose syndrome. Plugs into a USB port and runs silently while LEDs on top morph through (6) soothing colors. Also has fan and night-light attachments, which you can use or ignore. Has three settings and a 5-hour run time. Measures 4” tall x 3” dia in white, and comes with a cotton filter and a spare.

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$10.00 EACH
$14.50
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