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INFLATABLE TOYS

Snake In The Sky

No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re inflating a balloon. Twist the end, close it off with a rubber band that you supply, and let ’er rip! Instructions on the back of the package. Ages 5+.

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AIRCONDA INFLATABLE FLYING SNAKE

Snake In The Sky

No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re inflating a balloon. Twist the end, close it off with a rubber band that you supply, and let ’er rip! Instructions on the back of the package. Ages 5+.

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$1.65 EACH

Emergency Turkey

Pre-roasted and inflatable. Lets you serve pizza or General Tso's chicken on holidays without sacrificing a lovely traditional table presentation. Measures 16" x 8" when blown up, which is from the neck end so you won't be embarrassed doing it. Bonus: it's from our Stuff To Stick In The Refrigerator series, so you'll be ready with a quick practical joke at a moments notice.

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INFLATABLE TURKEY

Emergency Turkey

Pre-roasted and inflatable. Lets you serve pizza or General Tso's chicken on holidays without sacrificing a lovely traditional table presentation. Measures 16" x 8" when blown up, which is from the neck end so you won't be embarrassed doing it. Bonus: it's from our Stuff To Stick In The Refrigerator series, so you'll be ready with a quick practical joke at a moments notice.

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$13.25 EACH

Wanna Punch Something?

We feel your aggravation. To relieve it, we just reach into our desk and grab one these punching balloons. They inflate to approx 18” dia, like a big giant head, but easier to hit. Our each is a bag of (50) to get you through months of post-zooming stress relief. They have a rubber band pre-tied to one end so you can hang them like a speed bag and whale away. You can also use them for their original, intended use—as decorations. In assorted red, orange, purple, green, pink and yellow. They’re thicker than your average balloon, so they can take it if you do decide to strike a few stress-relieving blows.

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50-PACK THICK-SKINNED 18” BALLOONS

Wanna Punch Something?

We feel your aggravation. To relieve it, we just reach into our desk and grab one these punching balloons. They inflate to approx 18” dia, like a big giant head, but easier to hit. Our each is a bag of (50) to get you through months of post-zooming stress relief. They have a rubber band pre-tied to one end so you can hang them like a speed bag and whale away. You can also use them for their original, intended use—as decorations. In assorted red, orange, purple, green, pink and yellow. They’re thicker than your average balloon, so they can take it if you do decide to strike a few stress-relieving blows.

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$9.50 EACH

For Helicopter Parents

Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away. Paul says it demonstrates Newton's third law, but he says a lot of things. Great for classroom demos. Paul not included.

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BALLOON HELICOPTER

For Helicopter Parents

Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away. Paul says it demonstrates Newton's third law, but he says a lot of things. Great for classroom demos. Paul not included.

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$4.25 PKG (4)

THE GATLING GUN OF WATER BALLOONS

It’s time for water balloons, and this packet of self-sealing Happy Baby Balloons couldn’t be more convenient or cool. You’ll be able to fill and tie (111) of them in 60 seconds. They’re called baby balloons because they’re small, about 2” long, in red, blue, green, purple, orange, yellow and pink. Ingenious filling system involves a water-source attachment and thin straws leading down to each balloon. When you pull the straws out, the balloons instantly seal with a tiny O-ring. Balloons and O-rings are 100% biodegradable. Each package has (111) total balloons in (3) bunches. You’ll be back for more. Ages 3+.

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SELF-SEALING BABY WATER BALLOONS

THE GATLING GUN OF WATER BALLOONS

It’s time for water balloons, and this packet of self-sealing Happy Baby Balloons couldn’t be more convenient or cool. You’ll be able to fill and tie (111) of them in 60 seconds. They’re called baby balloons because they’re small, about 2” long, in red, blue, green, purple, orange, yellow and pink. Ingenious filling system involves a water-source attachment and thin straws leading down to each balloon. When you pull the straws out, the balloons instantly seal with a tiny O-ring. Balloons and O-rings are 100% biodegradable. Each package has (111) total balloons in (3) bunches. You’ll be back for more. Ages 3+.

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$7.50 EACH

Do Unicorns Float?

This one does, because it's full of air. Hop on and you'll be the envy of all your friends with their skinny little pool noodles. The unicorn float is 57” long and stands 35” tall at the tip of its horn. In white with the traditional rainbow unicorn mane and tail. Easy to inflate, but you supply the air pump. For ages 5+.

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UNICORN POOL FLOAT

Do Unicorns Float?

This one does, because it's full of air. Hop on and you'll be the envy of all your friends with their skinny little pool noodles. The unicorn float is 57” long and stands 35” tall at the tip of its horn. In white with the traditional rainbow unicorn mane and tail. Easy to inflate, but you supply the air pump. For ages 5+.

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$12.50 EACH
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HAND PROTECTORS

We have boxes and boxes of medium-duty textured latex gloves in (3) sizes, all blue, for the things you do, or aspire to do, requiring gloves. Think: dishwashing, not lab use. Gotta protect the hands. You pick: size Medium, approx 11” from wrist to middle fingertip; or size Large or Extra Large, both approx. 12” from wrist to middle fingertip. You’ll get (12) pairs of gloves per order.

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12” XL TEXTURED LATEX GLOVES

HAND PROTECTORS

We have boxes and boxes of medium-duty textured latex gloves in (3) sizes, all blue, for the things you do, or aspire to do, requiring gloves. Think: dishwashing, not lab use. Gotta protect the hands. You pick: size Medium, approx 11” from wrist to middle fingertip; or size Large or Extra Large, both approx. 12” from wrist to middle fingertip. You’ll get (12) pairs of gloves per order.

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Inflatable Feet!

Blow 'em up and stick your regular, non-inflatable feet inside these 6" wide x 15" long skeleton feet and you'll be creepy from the ankles down. One size fits all, including kids, and pay no attention to that "They Squeak!!" on the box, because these are the non-squeaking surplus versions. Still snazzy, though.

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INFLATABLE SKELETON FEET SLIPPERS

Inflatable Feet!

Blow 'em up and stick your regular, non-inflatable feet inside these 6" wide x 15" long skeleton feet and you'll be creepy from the ankles down. One size fits all, including kids, and pay no attention to that "They Squeak!!" on the box, because these are the non-squeaking surplus versions. Still snazzy, though.

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$3.50 EACH

Exercise Is A Ball!

Honest, it is, especially when you exercise with this thick-walled (assorted colors) Gym Ball. You know, the kind you sit on, or bend over and hope nobody is watching. Inflates with the included foot pump. Standard ball size of Approx 25” dia. If you don’t exercise, you could invent new games to play with it, like really dangerous dodge-ball. Brand new with exercise suggestions inside.

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ASSORTED COLORS EXERCISE BALL WITH PUMP

Exercise Is A Ball!

Honest, it is, especially when you exercise with this thick-walled (assorted colors) Gym Ball. You know, the kind you sit on, or bend over and hope nobody is watching. Inflates with the included foot pump. Standard ball size of Approx 25” dia. If you don’t exercise, you could invent new games to play with it, like really dangerous dodge-ball. Brand new with exercise suggestions inside.

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$13.65 EACH

Easy-Care Bearded Dragon

The Internets machine says the horned lizard is “not considered one of the all-time best lizard pets,” so if your mother won’t let you have one, we recommend this 6” long version in authentically colored polyresin. Sits there splayed out on its lizard belly staring semi-lovingly at you, but needing no aquarium, water or harvester ant dinners.

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POLYRESIN LIZARD FIGURE

Easy-Care Bearded Dragon

The Internets machine says the horned lizard is “not considered one of the all-time best lizard pets,” so if your mother won’t let you have one, we recommend this 6” long version in authentically colored polyresin. Sits there splayed out on its lizard belly staring semi-lovingly at you, but needing no aquarium, water or harvester ant dinners.

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$3.50 EACH

Genuine Air Guitars

Pucker up and blow air into these inflatable faux-electric guitars, which will end up being 23” long. You’ll get (3) each in hot pink, lime green, yellow, red, electric blue, and black, complete with a picture of a genuine whammy bar on them. You’ll be able to start an air-guitar orchestra, add a nice touch to a theme party or spiff up your swimming pool.

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18-PACK INFLATABLE ELECTRIC GUITARS

Genuine Air Guitars

Pucker up and blow air into these inflatable faux-electric guitars, which will end up being 23” long. You’ll get (3) each in hot pink, lime green, yellow, red, electric blue, and black, complete with a picture of a genuine whammy bar on them. You’ll be able to start an air-guitar orchestra, add a nice touch to a theme party or spiff up your swimming pool.

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$5.00 EACH
$12.50
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