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BAGS & POUCHES

Snazzy Bags In Red Satin

These red satin-finish zipper bags have a vinyl interior and measure 20” long x 10” tall x 4” wide when you open the gusset on the bottom. Sort of the proportions of a giant pencil holder. Made for some specific purpose that nobody has shared with us, but think giant clutch bags, travel organizers, dressy briefcases or cash deposit bags to impress your bank. 

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SATIN-FINISH ZIPPERED BAGS

Snazzy Bags In Red Satin

These red satin-finish zipper bags have a vinyl interior and measure 20” long x 10” tall x 4” wide when you open the gusset on the bottom. Sort of the proportions of a giant pencil holder. Made for some specific purpose that nobody has shared with us, but think giant clutch bags, travel organizers, dressy briefcases or cash deposit bags to impress your bank. 

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$1.75 EACH
$2.95
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Pretty Soft

In soft poly-foam and a pretty powder blue color, we think this case was made for standard smart phones, although goodness knows you could keep any number of things in it. (Badness probably knows that, too.) Measuring 6” x 3-1/2” x approx 3/8”, it has a slot with black piping 1-1/2” from the top, and a small tab at the top corner with a removable, silver carabiner on it.

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6” X 3-1/2” SOFT CASE WITH CARABINER

Pretty Soft

In soft poly-foam and a pretty powder blue color, we think this case was made for standard smart phones, although goodness knows you could keep any number of things in it. (Badness probably knows that, too.) Measuring 6” x 3-1/2” x approx 3/8”, it has a slot with black piping 1-1/2” from the top, and a small tab at the top corner with a removable, silver carabiner on it.

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$1.95 EACH

Organic Lunch Tote

They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded handle and a zipper around three sides on the top. Has a small mesh pocket and organ-donor information card inside. Our favorite part? The bottom says “Warning; not for transporting human organs” because you can't be too careful.

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KITSCHY TRANSPLANT LUNCH TOTE

Organic Lunch Tote

They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded handle and a zipper around three sides on the top. Has a small mesh pocket and organ-donor information card inside. Our favorite part? The bottom says “Warning; not for transporting human organs” because you can't be too careful.

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$23.50 EACH

Duffel Bag Or Duffle Bag?

Both spellings are acceptable, it turns out, but duffle is a British corruption of our duffel, so pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and spell it “duffel” like an American. Our duffel is red polyester with black handles and an adjustable and removable black shoulder strap. Measures 18” long x an 11” dia cylinder, and has black canvas strap handles on both ends for your hanging and toting convenience. Everybody needs a good duffel, even the Brits.

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18” LONG RED/BLACK DUFFEL BAG

Duffel Bag Or Duffle Bag?

Both spellings are acceptable, it turns out, but duffle is a British corruption of our duffel, so pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and spell it “duffel” like an American. Our duffel is red polyester with black handles and an adjustable and removable black shoulder strap. Measures 18” long x an 11” dia cylinder, and has black canvas strap handles on both ends for your hanging and toting convenience. Everybody needs a good duffel, even the Brits.

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$5.00 EACH
$7.50
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For Little Birdies...Or Bogeys

Surplus! These (former) promo items are 5" tall golf bags, mostly clear with primary color accents. Best of all? No logos! Golfers use them to store (3) balls. There’s also an outside pocket for pencils, tees and ball makers, and that pocket is zippered just like the main compartment is. Each bag has a plastic snap clip so you can hang it from something—like an actual golf bag. But you don’t have to use it for golf. In assorted primary colors. Ours samples were blue and green, but there may be others and we'll pick the best color to match your golf cart.

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MINI GOLF BAG

For Little Birdies...Or Bogeys

Surplus! These (former) promo items are 5" tall golf bags, mostly clear with primary color accents. Best of all? No logos! Golfers use them to store (3) balls. There’s also an outside pocket for pencils, tees and ball makers, and that pocket is zippered just like the main compartment is. Each bag has a plastic snap clip so you can hang it from something—like an actual golf bag. But you don’t have to use it for golf. In assorted primary colors. Ours samples were blue and green, but there may be others and we'll pick the best color to match your golf cart.

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$3.95 EACH

DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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$1.95 EACH

Stink Fighting Bag

Laundry stinks. It’s also a job we dislike. But back to that stench. This white mesh bag, approx 18" x 12", has a way of dispersing the stinkiness of our laundry, which makes the whole job less stinky in more ways than one. Has a drawstring with a ball stopper. Made of polyester, which means it’s strong enough to hold a big load of clothing or beach toys, shoes (which can also be stinky in our experience), or sports equipment.

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18" x 12" MESH DRAWSTRING BAG

Stink Fighting Bag

Laundry stinks. It’s also a job we dislike. But back to that stench. This white mesh bag, approx 18" x 12", has a way of dispersing the stinkiness of our laundry, which makes the whole job less stinky in more ways than one. Has a drawstring with a ball stopper. Made of polyester, which means it’s strong enough to hold a big load of clothing or beach toys, shoes (which can also be stinky in our experience), or sports equipment.

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$2.95 EACH

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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OLIVE DRAB EXTREME PAK UTILITY BAG

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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$15.95 EACH

Black & Blue & Ballistic

This sturdy messenger bag from Wanderer Tech is made of durable black 1680 denier ballistic nylon with royal blue piping. Measures approx 15" x 12" x 3" when empty, but is eminently stuffable. Has an adjustable padded shoulder strap, front flap with hookenlooper closures, zipper compartment on the flap, (2) side mesh pockets, pen slots and a pocket inside, along with a 15” a 10-1/2” removable, padded laptop sleeve.

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WANDERER TECH BALLISTIC NYLON MESSENGER BAG

Black & Blue & Ballistic

This sturdy messenger bag from Wanderer Tech is made of durable black 1680 denier ballistic nylon with royal blue piping. Measures approx 15" x 12" x 3" when empty, but is eminently stuffable. Has an adjustable padded shoulder strap, front flap with hookenlooper closures, zipper compartment on the flap, (2) side mesh pockets, pen slots and a pocket inside, along with a 15” a 10-1/2” removable, padded laptop sleeve.

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$12.50 EACH

Our Coolest Drum

Not even Todd Rundgren fans will want to bang on this drum, but it’ll keep your food and drinks cool, though, because it’s a foam-insulated soft bag cooler with a double-zippered main compartment approx 11-1/2” dia, (2) deep, double-zippered side pockets with netting-sleeves, and (1) tighter zippered compartment on the front. Stands about 12” tall and 16” wide overall, and comes with a padded, adjustable shoulder strap. We tested it for leakage and it held water, unlike most of our arguments. In festive red with black accents.

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DRUM STYLE COOLER BAG

Our Coolest Drum

Not even Todd Rundgren fans will want to bang on this drum, but it’ll keep your food and drinks cool, though, because it’s a foam-insulated soft bag cooler with a double-zippered main compartment approx 11-1/2” dia, (2) deep, double-zippered side pockets with netting-sleeves, and (1) tighter zippered compartment on the front. Stands about 12” tall and 16” wide overall, and comes with a padded, adjustable shoulder strap. We tested it for leakage and it held water, unlike most of our arguments. In festive red with black accents.

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$12.50 EACH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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GARDEN WEEDS ZIPPERED COTTON POUCH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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Paper, Plastic Or Cotton?

Nothing feels better than saying “no” to the checkout person who asks if we need bags. Lately we’ve been toting a couple of these reusable 18” x 14-1/2” x 2” bamboo-themed shopping bags. They come in green with green bamboo stalks on them, and has nice brown, strappy handles.

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BAMBOO-THEMED COTTON SHOPPING TOTES

Paper, Plastic Or Cotton?

Nothing feels better than saying “no” to the checkout person who asks if we need bags. Lately we’ve been toting a couple of these reusable 18” x 14-1/2” x 2” bamboo-themed shopping bags. They come in green with green bamboo stalks on them, and has nice brown, strappy handles.

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$2.95 EACH

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

Stuff your duds in these large bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. This Lg/Med/Sm collection includes (10) bags, (4) large at 28” x 20”, (4) medium at 24” X 16”, and (2) small at 20” x 14”.

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LARGE MEDIUM GARMENT ZIP-SEAL BAGS

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

Stuff your duds in these large bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. This Lg/Med/Sm collection includes (10) bags, (4) large at 28” x 20”, (4) medium at 24” X 16”, and (2) small at 20” x 14”.

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Extremely Low-Donation Tote Bags

You don't have to send money to your local public TV station to get these better-than-your-average tote bags. Just donate the ridiculously low $3.50 to your favorite surplus supplier and you're ready to tote this logo-free lime green and black bag in cotton canvas. Measures 15" x 14" with a 4"-wide gusset on the bottom, and a 9” deep x 8” wide pocket on the side.

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GREEN AND BLACK CANVAS TOTE BAG

Extremely Low-Donation Tote Bags

You don't have to send money to your local public TV station to get these better-than-your-average tote bags. Just donate the ridiculously low $3.50 to your favorite surplus supplier and you're ready to tote this logo-free lime green and black bag in cotton canvas. Measures 15" x 14" with a 4"-wide gusset on the bottom, and a 9” deep x 8” wide pocket on the side.

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$3.50 EACH

Cooler Purse

You surely have some cool purses but this one’s cooler—because it’s actually a cooler. From Buringer, it looks like a nice, casual purse to us, with gray and white horizontal stripes and thick, comfortable brown handles. Insulated, with a space-age shiny silver inside and double zippers on top, it measures approx 11” wide x 7” tall. Use it to keep your lunch fresh or keep a few drinks cool without being obvious about it.

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STYLISH BURINGER® LUNCH TOTE

Cooler Purse

You surely have some cool purses but this one’s cooler—because it’s actually a cooler. From Buringer, it looks like a nice, casual purse to us, with gray and white horizontal stripes and thick, comfortable brown handles. Insulated, with a space-age shiny silver inside and double zippers on top, it measures approx 11” wide x 7” tall. Use it to keep your lunch fresh or keep a few drinks cool without being obvious about it.

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$7.50 EACH

Today’s Brown Paper Bag

We walked to and from school, uphill in both directions, carrying our books and a brown paper bag of lunch that got wet when it rained and snowed, which was every day. You have it easy these days with collapsible nylon lunch bags like these. In purple or orange, the 9” x 6” x 6” bags have black trim, a zipper, a handle and a 4” x 7” pouch on the front.

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9” X 6” COLLAPSIBLE NYLON LUNCH TOTE

Today’s Brown Paper Bag

We walked to and from school, uphill in both directions, carrying our books and a brown paper bag of lunch that got wet when it rained and snowed, which was every day. You have it easy these days with collapsible nylon lunch bags like these. In purple or orange, the 9” x 6” x 6” bags have black trim, a zipper, a handle and a 4” x 7” pouch on the front.

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$3.95 EACH

Tote Your Tech

There’s no reason you can’t look good while you carry your laptop and other devices here and there. Our (2)-tone shoulder bag, with a nylon black shell and a stylin’ silver triangle on the front, holds tablets, accessories and most laptops under 14”. Sturdy and lightweight, the bag measures 15" wide x 12" high x 3-1/2" deep and comes with a removable, padded device protector sleeve with a zippered compartment of its own. The spacious main compartment of the bag zips across the top, and the front has a zippered pocket on an angle, along with a slot for pens. Adjustable strap has a shoulder protector. You could spend a lot more on a bag that’s not this nice.

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LAPTOP COMPUTER BLACK NYLON SHOULDER

Tote Your Tech

There’s no reason you can’t look good while you carry your laptop and other devices here and there. Our (2)-tone shoulder bag, with a nylon black shell and a stylin’ silver triangle on the front, holds tablets, accessories and most laptops under 14”. Sturdy and lightweight, the bag measures 15" wide x 12" high x 3-1/2" deep and comes with a removable, padded device protector sleeve with a zippered compartment of its own. The spacious main compartment of the bag zips across the top, and the front has a zippered pocket on an angle, along with a slot for pens. Adjustable strap has a shoulder protector. You could spend a lot more on a bag that’s not this nice.

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$10.00 EACH
$12.50
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Lil’ Black Purse

This Mia brand black Crosstown Bag is made of microfiber with shiny leather or leather-ish accents, including a wide croc-embossed band and trim. Has a zip enclosure on top for the main compartment, and a zippered pocket on the front with organizer slots. Also has a pass-through charging port between the main compartment and the pocket. Looks much fancier than the price.

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BLACK PURSE WITH ADJUSTABLE STRAP

Lil’ Black Purse

This Mia brand black Crosstown Bag is made of microfiber with shiny leather or leather-ish accents, including a wide croc-embossed band and trim. Has a zip enclosure on top for the main compartment, and a zippered pocket on the front with organizer slots. Also has a pass-through charging port between the main compartment and the pocket. Looks much fancier than the price.

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$4.50 EACH

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