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Backpacks Are For Kids

Until this one. It's called the Ultimate Parent Backpack, but we make no judgments here, so we're selling it to anyone who appreciates what separates it from the kids' versions. Made of water resistant nylon, the large main compartment is augmented by: a laptop and tablet compartment; cable management system; adjustable stroller straps, diaper changing pocket with changing mat and separate wet pocket; multiple phone and bottle pockets; key chain holder; luggage support strap; accessories pocket; wipes dispenser; and hidden security pockets on the back for tickets, passports and wallet, plus one on a front strap for cash or credit cards. Call it the ultimate travel/diaper bag/backpack that you won't leave home without. In fashionable and water repelling, stain-concealing black. Measures only 12.5" wide x 16" tall x 9.5" deep

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CARRY IT ALL BACKPACK UTILITY BAG

Backpacks Are For Kids

Until this one. It's called the Ultimate Parent Backpack, but we make no judgments here, so we're selling it to anyone who appreciates what separates it from the kids' versions. Made of water resistant nylon, the large main compartment is augmented by: a laptop and tablet compartment; cable management system; adjustable stroller straps, diaper changing pocket with changing mat and separate wet pocket; multiple phone and bottle pockets; key chain holder; luggage support strap; accessories pocket; wipes dispenser; and hidden security pockets on the back for tickets, passports and wallet, plus one on a front strap for cash or credit cards. Call it the ultimate travel/diaper bag/backpack that you won't leave home without. In fashionable and water repelling, stain-concealing black. Measures only 12.5" wide x 16" tall x 9.5" deep

Moondo

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$24.50 EACH
$29.95
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DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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$1.95 EACH

On The Road Again...

Or in the air again? Or do you just like to be prepared, like any good Surpie does, for when regular travel returns? This soft-sided, black vinyl bag is a compact 21" x 13" x 6", well within carry-on rules, and easy to toss in the trunk or back seat. Zippered around the outside, it has a 7" long pocket, a zippered side pocket at 15" x 7", and another 13" x 9" pocket. Includes a shoulder strap and carrying handle. Not a roller, but an easy tote at under 3 lbs tare weight. (That means "empty"--we learned it from the side of a truck.)

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SOFT-SHELL TRAVEL BAG

On The Road Again...

Or in the air again? Or do you just like to be prepared, like any good Surpie does, for when regular travel returns? This soft-sided, black vinyl bag is a compact 21" x 13" x 6", well within carry-on rules, and easy to toss in the trunk or back seat. Zippered around the outside, it has a 7" long pocket, a zippered side pocket at 15" x 7", and another 13" x 9" pocket. Includes a shoulder strap and carrying handle. Not a roller, but an easy tote at under 3 lbs tare weight. (That means "empty"--we learned it from the side of a truck.)

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$22.50 EACH

Stylish Sleeves

Protecting your devices just makes sense. But you want to do it with style, too, which is where these (2) black and gray padded sleeves come in. Made of that wet suit-like material. You pick: the cushy 8" x 10" tablet sleeve with a flap over the main 7-3/4" wide slot, a 2-3/4" x 5-1/2" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-3/4" x 7" pocket for whatever; or the reinforced, flexible case/stand for your tablet at 10-3/8" x 8" with a double zipper, a 2-3/4" x 5-3/4" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-1/4" x 6-5/8" pocket, again for whatever. Get creative with your stylish storage. Price these sleeves at chain retailers and you might buy both of ours.

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STYLISH ZIPPERED TABLET CASE

Stylish Sleeves

Protecting your devices just makes sense. But you want to do it with style, too, which is where these (2) black and gray padded sleeves come in. Made of that wet suit-like material. You pick: the cushy 8" x 10" tablet sleeve with a flap over the main 7-3/4" wide slot, a 2-3/4" x 5-1/2" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-3/4" x 7" pocket for whatever; or the reinforced, flexible case/stand for your tablet at 10-3/8" x 8" with a double zipper, a 2-3/4" x 5-3/4" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-1/4" x 6-5/8" pocket, again for whatever. Get creative with your stylish storage. Price these sleeves at chain retailers and you might buy both of ours.

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$2.00 EACH
$4.75
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VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF STORAGE

Pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this incredible 6-piece variety pack of vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) You get 2 small bags 24" x 16", 2 medium bags 28" x 20" and 2 jumbo bags 32" x 24". Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed. For faster sucking, use a vacuum cleaner!

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6-PACK VACUUM STORAGE BAG VARIETY PACK WITH HAND POWERED PUMP

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF STORAGE

Pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this incredible 6-piece variety pack of vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) You get 2 small bags 24" x 16", 2 medium bags 28" x 20" and 2 jumbo bags 32" x 24". Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed. For faster sucking, use a vacuum cleaner!

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$14.50 EACH
$19.50
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Pouty Pug Purse

Nobody's going to steal your lunch if you keep it in one of these 15” x 13” cotton totes with a giant and very realistic pouting pug on both sides, so real you'll expect it to drool. Has zipper closures, (2) inner pockets for keys and phone, and a second full-length zipper compartment inside. Already gift-wrapped for your convenience. Slide-on tag lists a $20 retail price, and you're welcome.

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JUMBO PUG TOTE BAG

Pouty Pug Purse

Nobody's going to steal your lunch if you keep it in one of these 15” x 13” cotton totes with a giant and very realistic pouting pug on both sides, so real you'll expect it to drool. Has zipper closures, (2) inner pockets for keys and phone, and a second full-length zipper compartment inside. Already gift-wrapped for your convenience. Slide-on tag lists a $20 retail price, and you're welcome.

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$9.50 EACH

Drives Moths Mad

These white nylon mesh storage bags are made for storing furs out of season, but they’re happy to hold any clothing you need to keep moth-free while letting air circulate. Made of white nylon mesh fabric, the tops are solid quilted plastic, 18-1/2” x 5-1/4” wide in a wire frame with (2) parallel swiveling hooks. Each bag has a full-length zipper. You pick the 54” long coat/dress dress size or the 39” long jacket/suit size.

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54” MESH GARMENT STORAGE BAG

Drives Moths Mad

These white nylon mesh storage bags are made for storing furs out of season, but they’re happy to hold any clothing you need to keep moth-free while letting air circulate. Made of white nylon mesh fabric, the tops are solid quilted plastic, 18-1/2” x 5-1/4” wide in a wire frame with (2) parallel swiveling hooks. Each bag has a full-length zipper. You pick the 54” long coat/dress dress size or the 39” long jacket/suit size.

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Don’t Shoot The Messenger

It’s cheaper just to buy your own messenger bag. This one is light beige polyester canvas, 10" x 13-1/2" x 3-1/2" with a front flap with a magnetic clasp and side zipper that opens a 10" x 7" outside pocket. Inside is a 7-1/2" x 10" pocket with another the same size on the back. Two 5-1/2” deep open pockets on the inside, plus another zippered 7-1/2" x 12-1/2" pocket on the inside back. And of course it comes with an attached shoulder strap, 70” long and adjustable, with a sliding shoulder pad.

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POLYESTER CANVAS MESSENGER BAG

Don’t Shoot The Messenger

It’s cheaper just to buy your own messenger bag. This one is light beige polyester canvas, 10" x 13-1/2" x 3-1/2" with a front flap with a magnetic clasp and side zipper that opens a 10" x 7" outside pocket. Inside is a 7-1/2" x 10" pocket with another the same size on the back. Two 5-1/2” deep open pockets on the inside, plus another zippered 7-1/2" x 12-1/2" pocket on the inside back. And of course it comes with an attached shoulder strap, 70” long and adjustable, with a sliding shoulder pad.

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$9.50 EACH

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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OLIVE DRAB EXTREME PAK UTILITY BAG

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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$13.95 EACH
$14.95
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Foam Lunch Box

Keep your yogurt cool in this cloth-covered neoprene tote. Purse-sized at 9” long x 5” tall x 4-5/8” wide, plus integrated 4” handles, it has a zipper closure so your sandwiches won’t fall out. If you don’t do lunch, it makes a nice foam purse. Black with silver trim. Surplus-priced, so they won’t last long.

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FOAM LUNCH TOTE BAG

Foam Lunch Box

Keep your yogurt cool in this cloth-covered neoprene tote. Purse-sized at 9” long x 5” tall x 4-5/8” wide, plus integrated 4” handles, it has a zipper closure so your sandwiches won’t fall out. If you don’t do lunch, it makes a nice foam purse. Black with silver trim. Surplus-priced, so they won’t last long.

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$3.85 EACH

Put On Your Face...

And take it on the road with this soft polyester cosmetic bag. In red or royal blue (Our choice), it measures 9-1/2" x 6" x 3", zippered with a handle and includes (2) zippered compartments, one open with gussets to fit larger items and the other with a clear zippered brush pocket and panel with a flap. Great for traveling but also nice enough to keep in your home bathroom. And if you're not into makeup, it's just a great little bag with lots of compartments for stuff--jewelry, craft supplies, art supplies, snacks, whatever.

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COSMETIC BAG WITH ZIPPER COMPARTMENTS

Put On Your Face...

And take it on the road with this soft polyester cosmetic bag. In red or royal blue (Our choice), it measures 9-1/2" x 6" x 3", zippered with a handle and includes (2) zippered compartments, one open with gussets to fit larger items and the other with a clear zippered brush pocket and panel with a flap. Great for traveling but also nice enough to keep in your home bathroom. And if you're not into makeup, it's just a great little bag with lots of compartments for stuff--jewelry, craft supplies, art supplies, snacks, whatever.

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$4.75 EACH
$7.50
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Don’t Shoot The Messenger

Just ask him where he got his bag. Probably here. This sturdy messenger bag in olive drab nylon measures 13” x 10” x approx 5” with a deep pocket, little pocket, long pocket, snapped pocket, clips for keys, straps for an umbrella, and a padded strap. On the smaller side for messengers, it’s perfect for students, commuters, travelers and anyone who carries a bunch of stuff. (Mr. Mom alert: nothing looks less like a diaper bag.) Manufacturer suggests a price of $44.95, but phooey on them, we say.

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OLIVE MESSENGER BAG

Don’t Shoot The Messenger

Just ask him where he got his bag. Probably here. This sturdy messenger bag in olive drab nylon measures 13” x 10” x approx 5” with a deep pocket, little pocket, long pocket, snapped pocket, clips for keys, straps for an umbrella, and a padded strap. On the smaller side for messengers, it’s perfect for students, commuters, travelers and anyone who carries a bunch of stuff. (Mr. Mom alert: nothing looks less like a diaper bag.) Manufacturer suggests a price of $44.95, but phooey on them, we say.

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$20.75 EACH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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MYSTICAL-SYMBOL THEMED ZIPPERED COTTON POUCH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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MIGHTY MATE SOFT COOLER WITH STRAP
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Logo-Free Cool

This soft-sided Mighty Mate cooler is ubiquitous in the Your-Logo-Here world of promotional items, but ours escaped before they could be imprinted. It’s a cross between a cooler and a messenger bag, actually, measuring 10” x 8” x 11” tall with a handle on top and an adjustable shoulder strap. The 8” x 8” zipper pocket on the front is where the missing promo message would have gone. In black with attractive lime green highlights.

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MIGHTY MATE SOFT COOLER WITH STRAP

Logo-Free Cool

This soft-sided Mighty Mate cooler is ubiquitous in the Your-Logo-Here world of promotional items, but ours escaped before they could be imprinted. It’s a cross between a cooler and a messenger bag, actually, measuring 10” x 8” x 11” tall with a handle on top and an adjustable shoulder strap. The 8” x 8” zipper pocket on the front is where the missing promo message would have gone. In black with attractive lime green highlights.

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$7.95 EACH

Your Stuff Smells

We don’t mean that, as they say in Brooklyn, in no bad way. Everything has a scent, and you don’t want the forest critters with the world-class nostrils smelling anything you take into the woods with you. Robinson Scent Shield® Compression Bags are the solution. Our each is (3) XL bags, 22” x 30” that you roll down to compress the air out of. They minimize scent and moisture, and they’re reusable, durable and puncture-resistant. Also good for hiding your Slim Jims from the dog.

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ODOR CONCEALING COMPRESSION BAGS

Your Stuff Smells

We don’t mean that, as they say in Brooklyn, in no bad way. Everything has a scent, and you don’t want the forest critters with the world-class nostrils smelling anything you take into the woods with you. Robinson Scent Shield® Compression Bags are the solution. Our each is (3) XL bags, 22” x 30” that you roll down to compress the air out of. They minimize scent and moisture, and they’re reusable, durable and puncture-resistant. Also good for hiding your Slim Jims from the dog.

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$5.75 EACH
$9.50
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Snazzy Pouches

The snazzy part is the metallic-toned bottoms. These nylon pouches are 6" deep x 3-3/4" lined and lightly padded. Have drawstrings and spherical cord locks, plus small tabs on the back, which would take a neck cord if you had one. You pick black and olive green with metallic-toned checkerboard bottom, or red with gold-tone bottom.

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RED PADDED DRAWSTRING POUCH

Snazzy Pouches

The snazzy part is the metallic-toned bottoms. These nylon pouches are 6" deep x 3-3/4" lined and lightly padded. Have drawstrings and spherical cord locks, plus small tabs on the back, which would take a neck cord if you had one. You pick black and olive green with metallic-toned checkerboard bottom, or red with gold-tone bottom.

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$3.25 PKG (2)

Make Up For Lost Time

That's what makeup is for, after all, and now you can be ready at a moment's notice with this extra-large makeup case. Don't need makeup? Same here--we use our case for art supplies and fishing tackle (we have two) and we're thinking of adding another one for lunch. Measures 6-1/2” x 8-1/2" x 11" with a large main compartment, a bunch of elastic loops to hold tubes and brushes (or sausages), and an extra pocket on the front. Includes a removable mirror in the lid so you can check that you're still the fairest of them all, plus a handy handle on top, and an adjustable and detachable shoulder strap.

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ZIPPERED CARRYING CASE

Make Up For Lost Time

That's what makeup is for, after all, and now you can be ready at a moment's notice with this extra-large makeup case. Don't need makeup? Same here--we use our case for art supplies and fishing tackle (we have two) and we're thinking of adding another one for lunch. Measures 6-1/2” x 8-1/2" x 11" with a large main compartment, a bunch of elastic loops to hold tubes and brushes (or sausages), and an extra pocket on the front. Includes a removable mirror in the lid so you can check that you're still the fairest of them all, plus a handy handle on top, and an adjustable and detachable shoulder strap.

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$14.50 EACH

SUCK THAT AIR OUT!

Be More Vacuous! At least pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this 5-pack of 20" x 28" medium vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed.

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5-PACK SPACE-SAVING VACUUM STORAGE BAGS WITH PUMP

SUCK THAT AIR OUT!

Be More Vacuous! At least pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this 5-pack of 20" x 28" medium vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed.

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$14.50 EACH

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