CLEANING ITEMS

Free-Range Soap!

OK, maybe it’s not cage-free, but this bar soap is handmade on an Amish farm in Springfield, Missouri, using Abraham Graeber’s family recipe, which contains “no cancer-causing chemicals,” according to the package. Because this soap is made by people and not machines, it’s good for the earth, too. Our each is (5) giant 5-ounce bars, approx 3-1/2" x 2-3/4" x 1-1/4". (For you youngsters out there, bars of soap are what humans used to use to get clean before there were liquid soap dispensers.)

DUE TO WEIGHT OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart. Contact us for larger volume orders

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AMISH BAR SOAP 5-PACK

Free-Range Soap!

OK, maybe it’s not cage-free, but this bar soap is handmade on an Amish farm in Springfield, Missouri, using Abraham Graeber’s family recipe, which contains “no cancer-causing chemicals,” according to the package. Because this soap is made by people and not machines, it’s good for the earth, too. Our each is (5) giant 5-ounce bars, approx 3-1/2" x 2-3/4" x 1-1/4". (For you youngsters out there, bars of soap are what humans used to use to get clean before there were liquid soap dispensers.)

DUE TO WEIGHT OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart. Contact us for larger volume orders

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$8.75 EACH

The Mother Of All Pot Scrubbers

Bigger than baseballs, made of wound-up stainless steel coil springs and tough as rhinoceros jerky, these 100-gram stainless pot scrubbers will make you scoff at those little pads that look like shredded wheat and sound like you need help at sea. Our each is a package of (6) silver scrubbers. Bonus: science fair materials!

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6-PACK 100-GRAM HEAVY DUTY POT SCRUBBERS

The Mother Of All Pot Scrubbers

Bigger than baseballs, made of wound-up stainless steel coil springs and tough as rhinoceros jerky, these 100-gram stainless pot scrubbers will make you scoff at those little pads that look like shredded wheat and sound like you need help at sea. Our each is a package of (6) silver scrubbers. Bonus: science fair materials!

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$4.95 EACH

Dust Like A Giant

Got dusty ceiling fans? High curtain rods? Spots that are hard to reach unless you’re 7 feet tall? No problem. Take care of all of your dust once and for all with this sturdy 6-draw telescoping microfiber duster, which extends from a little under 33" all the way to an impressive 110". The business end is approx 17-1/2" x 4" dia and can be bent into whatever shape works for you. Folded down, the whole thing is only 20" long. Not flimsy at all, in case you were wondering about that. Why live with dust when you don’t have to?

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110” TELESCOPING MICROFIBER DUSTER

Dust Like A Giant

Got dusty ceiling fans? High curtain rods? Spots that are hard to reach unless you’re 7 feet tall? No problem. Take care of all of your dust once and for all with this sturdy 6-draw telescoping microfiber duster, which extends from a little under 33" all the way to an impressive 110". The business end is approx 17-1/2" x 4" dia and can be bent into whatever shape works for you. Folded down, the whole thing is only 20" long. Not flimsy at all, in case you were wondering about that. Why live with dust when you don’t have to?

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$12.50 EACH

Got Soggy Sweaters?

Once upon a time, Billy threw his favorite sweater in the dryer and now it's a perfect fit for his troll doll. He could have just hung it out to dry, but then it would have come down to his knees. Be smarter than Billy and save your sweaters with this microfiber sweater-drying towel. Measures 34" x 22" with a textured waffle pattern that wicks away wetness when you roll a wet garment up in it. Material is 100% polyester and machine washable. Air dry.

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SWEATER-DRYING MICROFIBER TOWEL

Got Soggy Sweaters?

Once upon a time, Billy threw his favorite sweater in the dryer and now it's a perfect fit for his troll doll. He could have just hung it out to dry, but then it would have come down to his knees. Be smarter than Billy and save your sweaters with this microfiber sweater-drying towel. Measures 34" x 22" with a textured waffle pattern that wicks away wetness when you roll a wet garment up in it. Material is 100% polyester and machine washable. Air dry.

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$7.75 EACH

Unto Dust We Shall Return

This microfiber duster starts out 11” long and the telescoping 4-draw handle extends to over 2 feet, if you count the headful of 1” long wiggly dust-busting fingers on top. Can you say recessed lighting? Ceiling fan? We’ll select one for you in a flattering purple, lime green, pink or light blue. Would also make a can’t-miss baton for a high-school band director.

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RETRACTIBLE MICROFIBER DUSTER

Unto Dust We Shall Return

This microfiber duster starts out 11” long and the telescoping 4-draw handle extends to over 2 feet, if you count the headful of 1” long wiggly dust-busting fingers on top. Can you say recessed lighting? Ceiling fan? We’ll select one for you in a flattering purple, lime green, pink or light blue. Would also make a can’t-miss baton for a high-school band director.

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$3.95 EACH

COTTON TOWELS IN A TABLET

Nothing screams HANDY! like Cotton PopUp wipes, little 3/4" diameter tablets that turn into 9" x 10" towelettes when submersed in water. Equally handy for campers, Navy Seals, toddler parents or anybody who slobbers a lot. They come in easy to take and store tubes, (8) per tube. so go out there and get dirty. They are made of cotton so they are perfect for cleaning in and around the home.

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8-PACK COTTON TOWELS IN A TUBE

COTTON TOWELS IN A TABLET

Nothing screams HANDY! like Cotton PopUp wipes, little 3/4" diameter tablets that turn into 9" x 10" towelettes when submersed in water. Equally handy for campers, Navy Seals, toddler parents or anybody who slobbers a lot. They come in easy to take and store tubes, (8) per tube. so go out there and get dirty. They are made of cotton so they are perfect for cleaning in and around the home.

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$1.99 EACH

The Accordion Bucket

Not to be confused with the bucket accordion, the least popular instrument of all time, this is a collapsible bucket, made of silicone with a hard plastic rim. Holds 1-1/3 gallons and stands 7-3/4" tall x 8-3/4" ID at the top, but collapses (accordions) down to less than 2" tall, including the folding handle. Has a little hanging tab at on the lip. Handy anywhere space is an issue, and dandy for boats. BPA-free, heat-resistant and slick as a wet otter, so stuff just slides out.

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INCREDIBLE COLLAPSIBLE BUCKET

The Accordion Bucket

Not to be confused with the bucket accordion, the least popular instrument of all time, this is a collapsible bucket, made of silicone with a hard plastic rim. Holds 1-1/3 gallons and stands 7-3/4" tall x 8-3/4" ID at the top, but collapses (accordions) down to less than 2" tall, including the folding handle. Has a little hanging tab at on the lip. Handy anywhere space is an issue, and dandy for boats. BPA-free, heat-resistant and slick as a wet otter, so stuff just slides out.

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$6.75 EACH

Not A Feather Duster

Actually it’s a white polyester fluff duster, but it is from the Feather Duster Corporation™ so we shouldn’t argue. Plus, it’s really nice and super-fluffy, and sure to dust up a storm. Measures (2) feet long--12” of duster above another 12” of plastic handle--with a ring to hang it by. Would also make a killer puppet if you added a couple googly eyes.

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FLUFF DUSTER WITH 12” HANDLE

Not A Feather Duster

Actually it’s a white polyester fluff duster, but it is from the Feather Duster Corporation™ so we shouldn’t argue. Plus, it’s really nice and super-fluffy, and sure to dust up a storm. Measures (2) feet long--12” of duster above another 12” of plastic handle--with a ring to hang it by. Would also make a killer puppet if you added a couple googly eyes.

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$2.95 EACH

Treat Your Grill Like Feet

Use this pumice-like stone on your grill, and forget about having to check your burgers for little shards of wire that snapped off of your brush. This stone will scour porcelain, stainless steel or iron grills and can be used on hot or cold surfaces. Made of 95% recycled material. Easy to clean, but will eventually wear out, as will everything else, so you may want to grab two. Measures approx 4-1/2” x 3” x 2” and is mounted in a plastic frame with a 6” handle.

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GRILL-CLEANING STONE

Treat Your Grill Like Feet

Use this pumice-like stone on your grill, and forget about having to check your burgers for little shards of wire that snapped off of your brush. This stone will scour porcelain, stainless steel or iron grills and can be used on hot or cold surfaces. Made of 95% recycled material. Easy to clean, but will eventually wear out, as will everything else, so you may want to grab two. Measures approx 4-1/2” x 3” x 2” and is mounted in a plastic frame with a 6” handle.

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$6.95 EACH

Tiger Tail Brush

Shove a tiger's tail into your interstices and say goodbye to schmutz. This orange and black cleaning brush has stiff-ish bristles and is made to reach into the spokes on auto and motorcycle wheels. But feel free to use it on radiators, behind the fridge and anyplace else schmutz hides. The brush part measures 8-1/2” long x approx 2-3/4” dia on a flexible wire, and the whole magilla measures approx 16” long with a non-slip rubber handle and for hanging.

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16” MULTI-PURPOSE FLEXIBLE CLEANING BRUSH

Tiger Tail Brush

Shove a tiger's tail into your interstices and say goodbye to schmutz. This orange and black cleaning brush has stiff-ish bristles and is made to reach into the spokes on auto and motorcycle wheels. But feel free to use it on radiators, behind the fridge and anyplace else schmutz hides. The brush part measures 8-1/2” long x approx 2-3/4” dia on a flexible wire, and the whole magilla measures approx 16” long with a non-slip rubber handle and for hanging.

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$3.50 EACH

Drive-Through Dog Wash

Can your pooch jump through hoops? No matter--you can pass the Woof Washer 360® hoop over your dog, and Fido will come out clean as a whippet on the other side. Adjustable for dogs of various sizes, it connects to any garden hose and accepts any dog shampoo. The (30) jets spray soapy water and a rinse on all your puppy's parts, dorsal, ventral and nether. Folds for easy storage. For extra fun, try it on your cat.

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WOOF WASHER 360 DOG BATH HOOP

Drive-Through Dog Wash

Can your pooch jump through hoops? No matter--you can pass the Woof Washer 360® hoop over your dog, and Fido will come out clean as a whippet on the other side. Adjustable for dogs of various sizes, it connects to any garden hose and accepts any dog shampoo. The (30) jets spray soapy water and a rinse on all your puppy's parts, dorsal, ventral and nether. Folds for easy storage. For extra fun, try it on your cat.

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$5.75 EACH
$7.95
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Shammy?

Chamois, actually, but who can spell nowadays, and this is a not from a goat anyway, although most goats would be proud to have contributed it. This faux chamois/shammy is a soft, absorbent microfiber, 28" x 16" x 1/32" thick. Machine washable, lint-free, streak-free and made in the US of A.

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28” MICROFIBER CHAMOIS CLOTH

Shammy?

Chamois, actually, but who can spell nowadays, and this is a not from a goat anyway, although most goats would be proud to have contributed it. This faux chamois/shammy is a soft, absorbent microfiber, 28" x 16" x 1/32" thick. Machine washable, lint-free, streak-free and made in the US of A.

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$3.75 EACH

Hand-held Swiper

As seen it on TV! Called THEEASYWIPE, this window cleaner has a 14" long pivoting handle ending in a 5" x 3-1/2" pad with a removable and machine-washable microfiber cover. It's designed to clean glass with just water and to fit easily into that tricky space where the inside of your windshield meets the dashboard. Works for back windows, too. Even works in trucks. And houses.

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GLASS WIPER

Hand-held Swiper

As seen it on TV! Called THEEASYWIPE, this window cleaner has a 14" long pivoting handle ending in a 5" x 3-1/2" pad with a removable and machine-washable microfiber cover. It's designed to clean glass with just water and to fit easily into that tricky space where the inside of your windshield meets the dashboard. Works for back windows, too. Even works in trucks. And houses.

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$3.95 PKG (2)

A Brush With Greatness

Don't go looking for the biggest bottle in the world, this is an appliance brush, for cleaning the coils in the back of the fridge or lint from the dryer. Plastic handle is 9" long and brush is an additional 23" x 2-1/4" dia. Could also be used to clean your 50mm cannon. It's flexible, and we'll fold it before we ship, so as not to alarm the mail carrier. Unfold it and let the brushing begin.

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EXTRA LARGE BOTTLE BRUSH

A Brush With Greatness

Don't go looking for the biggest bottle in the world, this is an appliance brush, for cleaning the coils in the back of the fridge or lint from the dryer. Plastic handle is 9" long and brush is an additional 23" x 2-1/4" dia. Could also be used to clean your 50mm cannon. It's flexible, and we'll fold it before we ship, so as not to alarm the mail carrier. Unfold it and let the brushing begin.

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$4.50 EACH

Wiper Pills

These mighty handy wipes start at 3/4" dia x 1/2" thick and come alive (in a manner of speaking) when you drop them into a glass of water. Unfold one to 9" x 10" and use it to clean up the kids--or yourself--and you'll never leave home without them. Each pack is a plastic tube of  (8) wipes, which makes them great for purses, glove compartments and campsites.

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COMPRESSED TOWELS

Wiper Pills

These mighty handy wipes start at 3/4" dia x 1/2" thick and come alive (in a manner of speaking) when you drop them into a glass of water. Unfold one to 9" x 10" and use it to clean up the kids--or yourself--and you'll never leave home without them. Each pack is a plastic tube of  (8) wipes, which makes them great for purses, glove compartments and campsites.

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$2.95 PKG (3)

Wash Your Car In The Woods?

The deer hate to see that, so you’d best use these Camo Shammos, a pair of 14" x 10" x 1/16" thick viscose rayon shammies in digital forest camo. Wait, is it shammy or chamois? Either way, ours hold 12X their weight in water and make dandy field towels that will dry you off when the car’s done. Plus they have a grommet and belt hook in one corner so you’ll never be shammyless. Made in USA.

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CAMOUFLAGE SHAMMY TOWELS

Wash Your Car In The Woods?

The deer hate to see that, so you’d best use these Camo Shammos, a pair of 14" x 10" x 1/16" thick viscose rayon shammies in digital forest camo. Wait, is it shammy or chamois? Either way, ours hold 12X their weight in water and make dandy field towels that will dry you off when the car’s done. Plus they have a grommet and belt hook in one corner so you’ll never be shammyless. Made in USA.

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$4.50 EACH
$6.75
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Stick This On Your Nozzle

This dual-brush screen-cleaner vacuum attachment has lost its vacuum cleaner. Give it a good home and it'll clean your window screens and screen doors much better than a garden hose or most husbands. Measures 5-5/8" x 3-1/8" x 1-1/4" with a pair of 1-1/4" dia brushes and a 1-1/4" ID tube to attach to the vacuum. Ignore the paper that says brushes slide out for cleaning, because they don't and don't need to.

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VACUUM SCREEN CLEANER ATTACHMENT

Stick This On Your Nozzle

This dual-brush screen-cleaner vacuum attachment has lost its vacuum cleaner. Give it a good home and it'll clean your window screens and screen doors much better than a garden hose or most husbands. Measures 5-5/8" x 3-1/8" x 1-1/4" with a pair of 1-1/4" dia brushes and a 1-1/4" ID tube to attach to the vacuum. Ignore the paper that says brushes slide out for cleaning, because they don't and don't need to.

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$2.95 EACH

Grease Monkey Gloves

Don’t blame us, that’s the name on the package of these disposable latex gloves--probably so all of our neurosurgeon customers know these are not sterile. Our each is a pack of (10) in size large to keep the paint, grease and general schmutz off your fingers while you work.

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DISPOSABLE LATEX WORK GLOVES

Grease Monkey Gloves

Don’t blame us, that’s the name on the package of these disposable latex gloves--probably so all of our neurosurgeon customers know these are not sterile. Our each is a pack of (10) in size large to keep the paint, grease and general schmutz off your fingers while you work.

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$4.95 EACH

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