Looks like a cheap kid-sized tennis racket, but brother, this ain't for the kids. It's actually a fine way for adults to work on their upper-body strength and kill bugs at the same time. 18" long, with a 6" wide paddle lined with metal grid. A coil in the handle sends high voltage through the paddle when a button is pushed, hit a bug with it and the bug will bug you no more. We've seen these in other catalogs for about twice the price, so buy it from us.  2 AA batteries, not included.

This handy little gray plastic bug zapper, shaped like a lantern, is powered by an internal battery that's rechargeable via a USB charging cable. Stands 11-1/2" tall x 6" wide x 1/2" thick and will stand on a 2-1/4" wide base or hang from a 3/16" loop on the top. Has (4) insect attracting UV LEDs above the deadly lattice-work center.

Grow a beautiful garden full of plants that love your soil! It's easy if you know your soil's pH, and we have a gauge to help you! Stick the probe into moist soil for the pH to register in a separate 4" x 2" x 1" gauge box on the end of a 26 inch cord. That lets you read the gauge without having to lay on the bug and worm covered ground to see it! A needle indicates the pH on a scale of 3.5-9, and you get a list of which plants like which pH levels.

Get one before the flood-a 10" tall clear plastic rain gauge to hang on a wall (with 1/4" mounting holes, you supply the screws) or stick in the lawn on its stake-like bottom. Graduated up to 5" of rain in 0.1" increments, or 123mm in 2mm increments.

Really big stake. Circus tent size, or serious tree tie-down. Measure 20" long in heavy duty orange plastic with vicious cross-barbs and a 2-3/8” dia x 1-1/2” head with a side clip and 1” bore for thick ropes. Stand it on its head and it looks like a Romulon model holiday tree. Also good for driving through the heart of a plastic vampire.

A unique twofer, this combination camping lantern and bug zapper is powered by an internal lithium battery. Has a shielded micro-USB charge port and a 23” charging cord. Main LED light has low, medium and high modes in a 1-3/8” dia frosted lens inside a 3” dia silicone gasket for rainproofiness. Bug zapper grid is 600V with a UV LED, and the combo can stand free or hang from a folding hook. Rated for 2-6 or 4-20 hours depending on mode. The whole shebang measures 4-3/4" x 3-3/8".

…the bigger your grill cover has to be. This silver gray tarp measures 69” x 36” x 24” and if your grill is bigger than that, people are going to start to talk. In a plasticized material .015” thick, and with a drawstring.

Quick, what are the two most iconic symbols of peace? Well, the classic three-pronged peace sign in a circle, of course. And windchimes. (We know you knew that.) Now, for the first time ever, we offer both of them together in a set of harmonious wind chimes with (5) colorful, steel peace signs at 2-3/8" dia x 1/2" wide, and little plastic gems on the cords that they dangle from. The whole shebang hangs 18" top-to-bottom from a 3-1/4" dia x 1/2" wooden disk with a loop above it for hanging.

The only hose you'll ever need! The incredible expanding Xhose has made its way from your favorite TV commercial to our warehouse. In a lovely darkish blue, it’s approx 25 feet long, but expands to 3 times that length, to 75 feet, when it feels water coursing through it. Rolls up to a minuscule 18" dia. Save space, reach farther. Has standard sized reinforced hose fittings, plus a shut-off valve. Durable, easy to use and easier to store because it’ll fit in a bucket. Connect two or more together and you’ll be able to water the flowers in your neighbor’s yard! But don't borrow it to them, they might not bring it back.

But this isn't a raven, it's a crow (different tails, if you're curious), and it doesn't say anything because it's plastic. It's also very cool, not unlike the famous “House Bird” from Charles and Ray Eames, America's fave mid-century modern design team, except that their crow is carved wood and sells for $270. You could look it up. Our bird is even a tad larger at approx 15" long, beak to tail. And it's hollow, with removable legs and a stake for hanging or sticking in the ground. Manufacturer says it's made to scare away real crows, but we like it just for sitting around on the floor, looking crowish or for scaring little varmints. Or if you have, say, a forsythia in the yard, you could buy (3) and have one in the hand and two in the bush.