HOUSEWARES

Big, Beautiful & Perfectly Safe

These big, 4" long steel safety pins are practically jewelry in their own right. You get a 5-pack in assorted colors--gold, black, metallic pink, blue, green or others. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or securing scarves in fascinating configurations.

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BIG PRETTY SAFETY PINS

Big, Beautiful & Perfectly Safe

These big, 4" long steel safety pins are practically jewelry in their own right. You get a 5-pack in assorted colors--gold, black, metallic pink, blue, green or others. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or securing scarves in fascinating configurations.

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$5.50 PKG (5)

Yo, Twinklefingers

Can't make it to the nail salon? Make your fingers (and toes, too, if you can reach them) twinkle with this compact 6-piece stainless steel manicure set. Includes your basic nail clipper, angled cuticle edge clipper, plus a 3-1/4" long curved side edge cuticle scissors and, in the same size, a cuticle pusher, tweezers and a nail file. All in an imitation faux snakeskin, snap shut, padded hardcover case. Our choice of color because Jarvis knows best.

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6-PIECE MANICURE SET WITH SNAP SHUT SNAKESKIN CASE

Yo, Twinklefingers

Can't make it to the nail salon? Make your fingers (and toes, too, if you can reach them) twinkle with this compact 6-piece stainless steel manicure set. Includes your basic nail clipper, angled cuticle edge clipper, plus a 3-1/4" long curved side edge cuticle scissors and, in the same size, a cuticle pusher, tweezers and a nail file. All in an imitation faux snakeskin, snap shut, padded hardcover case. Our choice of color because Jarvis knows best.

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$4.50 EACH

The Curse Of The Tangled Necklaces

Like The Case of the Lost Earring, these mysteries can be solved for less than the price of a half-order of fried rice. You’ve cleaned your closet twice, now get Hang It, the jewelry storage hanger, and park your necklaces, earrings, bracelets and rings on a compact, tangle-free hanger that’s easy to find, unless you’re a burglar. In black steel, our each is a pair because you can’t have too many jewels.

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CLOSET JEWELRY HANGER 2-PACK

The Curse Of The Tangled Necklaces

Like The Case of the Lost Earring, these mysteries can be solved for less than the price of a half-order of fried rice. You’ve cleaned your closet twice, now get Hang It, the jewelry storage hanger, and park your necklaces, earrings, bracelets and rings on a compact, tangle-free hanger that’s easy to find, unless you’re a burglar. In black steel, our each is a pair because you can’t have too many jewels.

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$9.50 EACH

Bend Me, Shape Me

The flat vase is 10-1/2" tall and made of thin formable plastic, flat enough to keep in a file folder, or to fold and put in your pocket when you're carrying roses somewhere. Fill it with warm water and mold it to the shape you want, empty it and fill it with cold water to hold that shape; add flowers. Ours are a lovely white and green, blue, or red floral pattern.

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FLAT FOLDABLE VASES

Bend Me, Shape Me

The flat vase is 10-1/2" tall and made of thin formable plastic, flat enough to keep in a file folder, or to fold and put in your pocket when you're carrying roses somewhere. Fill it with warm water and mold it to the shape you want, empty it and fill it with cold water to hold that shape; add flowers. Ours are a lovely white and green, blue, or red floral pattern.

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$3.25 PKG (3)

Plainsers

Here on the prairie we resent the calling of those things one puts under a glass "coasters". Why should the ocean fronts always get the credit?? So we are offering these roughly 3-1/2" sq. plastic devices under the inland name of "plainsers" You will get (8) all the same color of our choice, be it orange, brown, gold, black, silver or clear. We say square, but the sides are slightly convex out. Kind of like our midriff. An excellent value under any name.

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COASTERS

Plainsers

Here on the prairie we resent the calling of those things one puts under a glass "coasters". Why should the ocean fronts always get the credit?? So we are offering these roughly 3-1/2" sq. plastic devices under the inland name of "plainsers" You will get (8) all the same color of our choice, be it orange, brown, gold, black, silver or clear. We say square, but the sides are slightly convex out. Kind of like our midriff. An excellent value under any name.

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$3.25 PKG (8)

Flowery Lamps

Or lampy flowers, we're not sure. We do know these ceramic lamp finials (the thingees that hold the shade on) are sweetly colored bunches of flowers, about 1" dia x 3" tall. Our each is a box of (4) including (1) each with yellow chrysanthemums, yellow daffodils, rose, purple and yellow tulips, and rose and purple somethings which we think may sort of be pansies. All have green leaves around the flowers. Very pretty, but we suggest you do not use them with a hi-tech decor.

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FLOWER LAMP TOPS

Flowery Lamps

Or lampy flowers, we're not sure. We do know these ceramic lamp finials (the thingees that hold the shade on) are sweetly colored bunches of flowers, about 1" dia x 3" tall. Our each is a box of (4) including (1) each with yellow chrysanthemums, yellow daffodils, rose, purple and yellow tulips, and rose and purple somethings which we think may sort of be pansies. All have green leaves around the flowers. Very pretty, but we suggest you do not use them with a hi-tech decor.

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$1.25 EACH

Got Soggy Sofa Cushions?

Spilled another soda on the couch, did you? Or was it beer this time? We know. And we feel your wet pants. Although sometimes you just spill on the carpet, right? You need the Sofa Saver, bunky. It's a can, bottle and mug holder that has weighted silicone wings to keep it safely on the arm of your chair or couch, even when you're squirming around looking for the remote. The holder is 2-3/4” dia with the insert inserted, or 3-1/2” dia without it. Measures 16-1/2” wide from wing-tip to wing-tip. Better get a few—you have lots of places to sit, and you're not the only clumsy one in the house.

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SOFA SAVER DRINK HOLDER

Got Soggy Sofa Cushions?

Spilled another soda on the couch, did you? Or was it beer this time? We know. And we feel your wet pants. Although sometimes you just spill on the carpet, right? You need the Sofa Saver, bunky. It's a can, bottle and mug holder that has weighted silicone wings to keep it safely on the arm of your chair or couch, even when you're squirming around looking for the remote. The holder is 2-3/4” dia with the insert inserted, or 3-1/2” dia without it. Measures 16-1/2” wide from wing-tip to wing-tip. Better get a few—you have lots of places to sit, and you're not the only clumsy one in the house.

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$8.50 EACH

Sofa Saver Special

Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this cover’s not plastic. Comes with (2) 18” x 12” pieces that aren’t pillow cases no matter what they look like. Might be for your head, or feet, or arms, or wherever you leave the most greasy evidence. Compare the price to a new couch, and then buy one of these for what a single lunch would cost you.

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QUILTED SOFA SAVER

Sofa Saver Special

Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this cover’s not plastic. Comes with (2) 18” x 12” pieces that aren’t pillow cases no matter what they look like. Might be for your head, or feet, or arms, or wherever you leave the most greasy evidence. Compare the price to a new couch, and then buy one of these for what a single lunch would cost you.

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$6.95 EACH
$9.50
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Stand And Deliver

Which this excellent little travel/desk clock and calender does. Measures 3” tall x 3-1/4” wide with a 1-1/4” square LCD screen framed in translucent dark gray lucite. Has alarm, stop-watch, calendar, and 12/24 format modes. Takes (1) button cell battery, included, and has a locking, pop-out stand in the back.

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BATTERY OPERATED TRAVEL/DESK CLOCK

Stand And Deliver

Which this excellent little travel/desk clock and calender does. Measures 3” tall x 3-1/4” wide with a 1-1/4” square LCD screen framed in translucent dark gray lucite. Has alarm, stop-watch, calendar, and 12/24 format modes. Takes (1) button cell battery, included, and has a locking, pop-out stand in the back.

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$4.50 EACH

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

This palm-sized massager is battery-free and cord-free, meaning it’s fully manual, just like you. The flexible, soft-rubber grip fits your hand and measures 6” x 3” with (7) large stainless steel ball bearings as points of contact, because smooth is good in the massage game. Manufacturer says it reduces tension and post-workout soreness, gets blood flowing and stretches tissues, all of which are good things. Dogs like it, too.

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TOTAL BODY MASSAGER

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

This palm-sized massager is battery-free and cord-free, meaning it’s fully manual, just like you. The flexible, soft-rubber grip fits your hand and measures 6” x 3” with (7) large stainless steel ball bearings as points of contact, because smooth is good in the massage game. Manufacturer says it reduces tension and post-workout soreness, gets blood flowing and stretches tissues, all of which are good things. Dogs like it, too.

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$9.50 EACH

Linus Is Retired

The little tyke appeared in 1952, a worried two-year-old looking for a little comfort in a cold world. With Lucy as a big sister, it's hard to blame him. The math never lies--Linus turned 70 this year, and he had to trade in his blue security blanket for a blue and white Social Security Card Blanket. Looks just like the card in your wallet (which you shouldn't carry in your wallet), and measures 68" x 34" in soft, comforting poly fleece. Even has your name on it: John Q. Public. All you add is a thumb.

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SOCIAL SECURITY CARD FLEECE BLANKET

Linus Is Retired

The little tyke appeared in 1952, a worried two-year-old looking for a little comfort in a cold world. With Lucy as a big sister, it's hard to blame him. The math never lies--Linus turned 70 this year, and he had to trade in his blue security blanket for a blue and white Social Security Card Blanket. Looks just like the card in your wallet (which you shouldn't carry in your wallet), and measures 68" x 34" in soft, comforting poly fleece. Even has your name on it: John Q. Public. All you add is a thumb.

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$10.00 EACH
$12.50
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A Little Something On The Side

In this case, a side table for next to your sofa or favorite chair, with a magazine caddy and a 12” x 15” top to hold your beverages, snacks, remotes, cell phones and other devices. The 14” x 11” base will keep it steady, and it’ll slide under the side of the couch or chair to bring your stuff closer. Made of the wood from the famously waterproof plastic wood-grain laminate tree, so it’s maintenance-free. Packed flat for you to assemble and give you a sense of accomplishment.

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MAGAZINE CADDY AND TV TRAY

A Little Something On The Side

In this case, a side table for next to your sofa or favorite chair, with a magazine caddy and a 12” x 15” top to hold your beverages, snacks, remotes, cell phones and other devices. The 14” x 11” base will keep it steady, and it’ll slide under the side of the couch or chair to bring your stuff closer. Made of the wood from the famously waterproof plastic wood-grain laminate tree, so it’s maintenance-free. Packed flat for you to assemble and give you a sense of accomplishment.

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$14.50 EACH

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