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KITCHEN GOODS

Flat Mats

Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: Due to our sale pricing MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

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CHOPPING MATS

Flat Mats

Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: Due to our sale pricing MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

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$1.95 EACH
$2.25
-13%

Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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SMALL STAINLESS STEEL KITCHEN FUNNEL

Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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$1.75 EACH
$1.95
-10%

Got Tiny Stuff To Strain?

You'll need a set of tiny strainers. This (3)-piece, all-metal set includes (1) strainer each at 3-1/2” dia, 3” dia, and 2-1/2” dia. Cute as a bunch of baby buttons, and the current favorite of the artisanal cocktail crowd for keeping coffee crumbs out of the espresso martinis.

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SET OF 3 MINIATURE METAL STRAINERS

Got Tiny Stuff To Strain?

You'll need a set of tiny strainers. This (3)-piece, all-metal set includes (1) strainer each at 3-1/2” dia, 3” dia, and 2-1/2” dia. Cute as a bunch of baby buttons, and the current favorite of the artisanal cocktail crowd for keeping coffee crumbs out of the espresso martinis.

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$2.50 EACH
$2.75
-9%

Ceramic Is The New Steel

The smart cutters and choppers these days are using ceramic knives because they stay so sharp for so long, and who remembers to have their knives sharpened? Ours measure 7" long over all, with a red, green, or deep aqua handle, a 3" blade and a sheath. Don't go into the kitchen without one. Slice, dice, chop and mince, and forget about sharpening. Like you always do.

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7" CERAMIC BLADE CUTTING KNIFE

Ceramic Is The New Steel

The smart cutters and choppers these days are using ceramic knives because they stay so sharp for so long, and who remembers to have their knives sharpened? Ours measure 7" long over all, with a red, green, or deep aqua handle, a 3" blade and a sheath. Don't go into the kitchen without one. Slice, dice, chop and mince, and forget about sharpening. Like you always do.

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$7.25 EACH
$7.95
-9%

Save The Tables

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green or orange, and you can redecorate your kitchen to match. They also double as the world’s safest frizbees.

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SILICONE HOT PAD DISCS

Save The Tables

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green or orange, and you can redecorate your kitchen to match. They also double as the world’s safest frizbees.

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$2.50 EACH
$2.95
-15%

Yeah, Just A Great Water Bottle

We gotta stay, we love a nice water bottle. This one is made of brushed stainless steel and holds (27) oz. Stands 10-1/2” tall x 3” dia at the base. Mouth is 2” dia, with no sharp edges, and the black cap (with either a green or blue accent), had a nice, comfortable finger loop. Screws closed and seals easily, too. Best four bucks you’ll spend this year. Wash it by hand and keep it out of the microwave, but you already knew that.

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STAINLESS STEEL WATER BOTTLE

Yeah, Just A Great Water Bottle

We gotta stay, we love a nice water bottle. This one is made of brushed stainless steel and holds (27) oz. Stands 10-1/2” tall x 3” dia at the base. Mouth is 2” dia, with no sharp edges, and the black cap (with either a green or blue accent), had a nice, comfortable finger loop. Screws closed and seals easily, too. Best four bucks you’ll spend this year. Wash it by hand and keep it out of the microwave, but you already knew that.

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$3.50 EACH
$3.95
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Whisk Like A Yankee

Just like the classic Yankee drill, but for the kitchen. Has that “as seen on the television” kinda feel. You push the silver or rubberized handle, our choice, of this 14” long spring-loaded whisk and it spins clockwise on the push, and reverses when you let up on it. The 10-tine head is 2.4” dia at the bottom x 2.25” long, with a little center pin to keep it off the bottom of the bowl or jar or whatever. In stainless steel. NOTE: The advertised smaller whisk is no longer available. We only have the larger 14" long whisk. Sorry for any inconvenience.


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SPRING-LOADED SPINNING KITCHEN WHISK

Whisk Like A Yankee

Just like the classic Yankee drill, but for the kitchen. Has that “as seen on the television” kinda feel. You push the silver or rubberized handle, our choice, of this 14” long spring-loaded whisk and it spins clockwise on the push, and reverses when you let up on it. The 10-tine head is 2.4” dia at the bottom x 2.25” long, with a little center pin to keep it off the bottom of the bowl or jar or whatever. In stainless steel. NOTE: The advertised smaller whisk is no longer available. We only have the larger 14" long whisk. Sorry for any inconvenience.


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$4.00 EACH
$4.50
-11%

SNACK BAGS

If only someone made see-through, sealable snack baggies that you could easily wash and reuse. Oh, wait—they do, and we’ve got ’em! From Essential Produx (says so right there in the bottom left corner), these pouches are durable and dishwasher safe. You'll receive a pack of (5) bags, just pick the size: the 8-1/4" x 4" bags; or the 8-1/4" X 6-1/2" bags. Their uses are endless.

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8-1/4" X 6-1/2" 5-PACK HEAVY DUTY REUSABLE SANDWICH BAGS

SNACK BAGS

If only someone made see-through, sealable snack baggies that you could easily wash and reuse. Oh, wait—they do, and we’ve got ’em! From Essential Produx (says so right there in the bottom left corner), these pouches are durable and dishwasher safe. You'll receive a pack of (5) bags, just pick the size: the 8-1/4" x 4" bags; or the 8-1/4" X 6-1/2" bags. Their uses are endless.

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$3.95 EACH
$5.75
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Get A Grip

Pickles, tamales, red cabbage and the like keep getting tougher to open, so why not give yourself a little help with this (4)-size jar opener? It’s (2)-sided with one side handling 1-1/2” and 2” lids, and the other opening the 2-1/4” and 3" lids. The handle provides you with extra leverage, and a comfortable grip. Comes in an attractive red and gray, and it’s easy to store.

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COMFORT GRIP 4-SIZE JAR OPENER

Get A Grip

Pickles, tamales, red cabbage and the like keep getting tougher to open, so why not give yourself a little help with this (4)-size jar opener? It’s (2)-sided with one side handling 1-1/2” and 2” lids, and the other opening the 2-1/4” and 3" lids. The handle provides you with extra leverage, and a comfortable grip. Comes in an attractive red and gray, and it’s easy to store.

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$3.75 EACH

Gnocchi Much?

That's Nyoh-kee to you if you didn't have an Italian nonna. If you did, she probably got her grooves on with a fork. Unless she was a stylish, latter-day nonna, in which case she made her little grooved potato dumplings with something like this board, made of beech wood with a grooved surface 4-3/4” long x 2-3/8" wide on a 3-1/4” long handle. Faster than a speeding grandmother with a floured fork.

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Beechwood Gnocchi Board

Gnocchi Much?

That's Nyoh-kee to you if you didn't have an Italian nonna. If you did, she probably got her grooves on with a fork. Unless she was a stylish, latter-day nonna, in which case she made her little grooved potato dumplings with something like this board, made of beech wood with a grooved surface 4-3/4” long x 2-3/8" wide on a 3-1/4” long handle. Faster than a speeding grandmother with a floured fork.

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$2.00 EACH
$2.95
-32%

Drink With The Dead

Here’s another classic heat-sensitive coffee mug, this one with a Dia de los Muertos theme. Pour in the joe and watch the black silhouettes turn into skeletal dancers and musicians. You never knew drinking coffee, tea or hot chocolate could be this fun. In red with multicolor characters. Holds 12 oz.


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DAY OF THE DEAD MUG

Drink With The Dead

Here’s another classic heat-sensitive coffee mug, this one with a Dia de los Muertos theme. Pour in the joe and watch the black silhouettes turn into skeletal dancers and musicians. You never knew drinking coffee, tea or hot chocolate could be this fun. In red with multicolor characters. Holds 12 oz.


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$12.50 EACH
$13.95
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THE CORKS NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD

This handsome, well made sommelier’s corkscrew (the kind that looks like a nice pocket knife) will have you pulling corks like a pro. Foil-cutting knife, corkscrew and double-hinged fulcrum/bottle opener all have flip-out action. Ergonomic handle is made of attractive polished wood and brushed stainless steel. Measures 4-3/4" long when closed, and approx 7" when doing its thing. Says “Vesper” on it, and comes in a nice cardboard box with a foam insert for storage. Now you just need a towel to drape over your forearm.

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SOMMELIER’S CORKSCREW WITH DOUBLE-HINGED FULCRUM

THE CORKS NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD

This handsome, well made sommelier’s corkscrew (the kind that looks like a nice pocket knife) will have you pulling corks like a pro. Foil-cutting knife, corkscrew and double-hinged fulcrum/bottle opener all have flip-out action. Ergonomic handle is made of attractive polished wood and brushed stainless steel. Measures 4-3/4" long when closed, and approx 7" when doing its thing. Says “Vesper” on it, and comes in a nice cardboard box with a foam insert for storage. Now you just need a towel to drape over your forearm.

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$6.75 EACH

Those Dinosaurs Will Spoil Your Supper

You’ve heard that a trillion times, and it’s true, but you don't listen to your mother anyway, do you? Especially since she’s the one who made the dinosaur cookies in the first place. Our each is set of (3) dino cookie cutters—a T-rex, triceratops, and stegosaurus—plus stamps to imprint their skeletons. Measure approx 5-1/2” x 3” in PVC. Set includes instructions and (3) cookie recipes, because dinosaurs didn't all taste the same.

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DINOSAUR COOKIE CUTTER SET

Those Dinosaurs Will Spoil Your Supper

You’ve heard that a trillion times, and it’s true, but you don't listen to your mother anyway, do you? Especially since she’s the one who made the dinosaur cookies in the first place. Our each is set of (3) dino cookie cutters—a T-rex, triceratops, and stegosaurus—plus stamps to imprint their skeletons. Measure approx 5-1/2” x 3” in PVC. Set includes instructions and (3) cookie recipes, because dinosaurs didn't all taste the same.

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$10.75 EACH
$12.95
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Kitchen Volcano

Look, Ma – no lava! Our Volcano microwave cleaner won’t melt your shoes off, but it will clean the spills and splatters in your microwave while you work a crossword puzzle or whatever you do in your downtime. Measures 5” x 5” x 5-1/2” and only requires you to fill it with vinegar and water and microwave for 5 to 8 minutes. It’ll start steaming after about 2 minutes, and soon your stains and dried food will be softened and ready to quickly wipe clean. Has a blue bottom and a white top, unlike the volcanoes in nature.

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VOLCANO MICROWAVE STEAM CLEANER

Kitchen Volcano

Look, Ma – no lava! Our Volcano microwave cleaner won’t melt your shoes off, but it will clean the spills and splatters in your microwave while you work a crossword puzzle or whatever you do in your downtime. Measures 5” x 5” x 5-1/2” and only requires you to fill it with vinegar and water and microwave for 5 to 8 minutes. It’ll start steaming after about 2 minutes, and soon your stains and dried food will be softened and ready to quickly wipe clean. Has a blue bottom and a white top, unlike the volcanoes in nature.

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$6.50 EACH

Four Funnels

Four fine funnels, a fantastic fare. Sturdy plastic, the biggest is 4-1/8" dia at the mouth, with a 1/2" dia spout, the smallest has a 1-7/8" dia mouth, 1/4" spout. The other (2) are in between. Frankly, it's freaky fun flowing fluids from four funnels!

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SET OF 4 PLASTIC FUNNELS

Four Funnels

Four fine funnels, a fantastic fare. Sturdy plastic, the biggest is 4-1/8" dia at the mouth, with a 1/2" dia spout, the smallest has a 1-7/8" dia mouth, 1/4" spout. The other (2) are in between. Frankly, it's freaky fun flowing fluids from four funnels!

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$2.95 EACH

The Nicer Slicer...

And dicer and strainer. Call it the salad monkey, your very own sous chef. The (2)-piece plastic 60 Second Salad Maker™ set has a 6” dia x 3-1/2” deep bowl with slats for a knife, and locks onto a plastic cutting board. Fill it with salad fixings, run it under the faucet to wash the greens, invert it onto the cutting-board bottom and slice away. Turn it 90 degrees and chop the fixings smaller. Includes a tab with a hole for hanging it up to dry. You’ll get (2) of them, (1) for you and (1) for someone you like. Dishwasher safe and BPA free HDPE. Photos show a few colors but your 2-pack will be all green. Makes a great gift!

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60 SECOND SALAD MAKER™ 2-PACK

The Nicer Slicer...

And dicer and strainer. Call it the salad monkey, your very own sous chef. The (2)-piece plastic 60 Second Salad Maker™ set has a 6” dia x 3-1/2” deep bowl with slats for a knife, and locks onto a plastic cutting board. Fill it with salad fixings, run it under the faucet to wash the greens, invert it onto the cutting-board bottom and slice away. Turn it 90 degrees and chop the fixings smaller. Includes a tab with a hole for hanging it up to dry. You’ll get (2) of them, (1) for you and (1) for someone you like. Dishwasher safe and BPA free HDPE. Photos show a few colors but your 2-pack will be all green. Makes a great gift!

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$9.50 EACH
$14.95
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Rotten Peaches?

Not if you store them in this double produce basket with wide-open bottoms to let air circulate and prevent mushy fruit. In bright chrome, it measures 14-3/4" x 14-1/4" x 11" tall with a 10” x 9” top basket and an 11” x 11” bottom. Both baskets swing, like banana hammocks, and we know how much bananas like to swing. Kiwis and green peppers, too. Half the retail price, and no need to thank us. A tiny bit of assembly required.

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FRUIT AND VEGETABLE STORAGE BASKET

Rotten Peaches?

Not if you store them in this double produce basket with wide-open bottoms to let air circulate and prevent mushy fruit. In bright chrome, it measures 14-3/4" x 14-1/4" x 11" tall with a 10” x 9” top basket and an 11” x 11” bottom. Both baskets swing, like banana hammocks, and we know how much bananas like to swing. Kiwis and green peppers, too. Half the retail price, and no need to thank us. A tiny bit of assembly required.

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$10.00 EACH
$13.50
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The Caffeineozoic Era

Trouble keeping your geologic eras straight? We feel your Paleozoic pain. This colorful 12-oz ceramic mug has a graphic timeline wrapped around it illustrating the Pre-Cambrian era up through Paleozoic, Mesozoic, and Cenozoic periods. And if you’re a good geology student, and finish all your coffee, you’ll see an impression of a trilobite fossil in the bottom of the cup. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

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GEOLOGIC-ERA COFFEE MUG

The Caffeineozoic Era

Trouble keeping your geologic eras straight? We feel your Paleozoic pain. This colorful 12-oz ceramic mug has a graphic timeline wrapped around it illustrating the Pre-Cambrian era up through Paleozoic, Mesozoic, and Cenozoic periods. And if you’re a good geology student, and finish all your coffee, you’ll see an impression of a trilobite fossil in the bottom of the cup. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

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$12.50 EACH
$13.95
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