KITCHEN GOODS

Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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SMALL STAINLESS STEEL KITCHEN FUNNEL

Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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$1.75 EACH

Put A Penguin In Your Fridge

And it’ll never smell like leftover pork lo mein again. The fridge, that is. We love this 4” tall penguin in the traditional black and white outfit just for the way it looks. But pull off the black silicone top, and fill the hard plastic bottom with baking soda, and the little bugger will deodorize your ice box for no additional charge.

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PENGUIN REFRIGERATOR DEODORIZER

Put A Penguin In Your Fridge

And it’ll never smell like leftover pork lo mein again. The fridge, that is. We love this 4” tall penguin in the traditional black and white outfit just for the way it looks. But pull off the black silicone top, and fill the hard plastic bottom with baking soda, and the little bugger will deodorize your ice box for no additional charge.

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$2.99 EACH
$3.95
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Flat Mats

Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: Due to our sale pricing MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

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CHOPPING MATS

Flat Mats

Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: Due to our sale pricing MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

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$2.25 EACH

Ceramic Is The New Steel

The smart cutters and choppers these days are using ceramic knives because they stay so sharp for so long, and who remembers to have their knives sharpened? Ours measure 7" long over all, with a red, green, or deep aqua handle, a 3" blade and a sheath. Don't go into the kitchen without one. Slice, dice, chop and mince, and forget about sharpening. Like you always do.

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7" CERAMIC BLADE CUTTING KNIFE

Ceramic Is The New Steel

The smart cutters and choppers these days are using ceramic knives because they stay so sharp for so long, and who remembers to have their knives sharpened? Ours measure 7" long over all, with a red, green, or deep aqua handle, a 3" blade and a sheath. Don't go into the kitchen without one. Slice, dice, chop and mince, and forget about sharpening. Like you always do.

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$7.50 EACH

Whisk Like A Yankee

Just like the classic Yankee drill, but for the kitchen. Has that “as seen on the television” kinda feel. You push the silver or rubberized handle, our choice, of this 14” long spring-loaded whisk and it spins clockwise on the push, and reverses when you let up on it. The 10-tine head is 2.4” dia at the bottom x 2.25” long, with a little center pin to keep it off the bottom of the bowl or jar or whatever. In stainless steel. NOTE: The advertised smaller whisk is no longer available. We only have the larger 14" long whisk. Sorry for any inconvenience.


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SPRING-LOADED SPINNING KITCHEN WHISK

Whisk Like A Yankee

Just like the classic Yankee drill, but for the kitchen. Has that “as seen on the television” kinda feel. You push the silver or rubberized handle, our choice, of this 14” long spring-loaded whisk and it spins clockwise on the push, and reverses when you let up on it. The 10-tine head is 2.4” dia at the bottom x 2.25” long, with a little center pin to keep it off the bottom of the bowl or jar or whatever. In stainless steel. NOTE: The advertised smaller whisk is no longer available. We only have the larger 14" long whisk. Sorry for any inconvenience.


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$4.50 EACH

Four Funnels

Four fine funnels, a fantastic fare. Sturdy plastic, the biggest is 4-1/8" dia at the mouth, with a 1/2" dia spout, the smallest has a 1-7/8" dia mouth, 1/4" spout. The other (2) are in between. Frankly, it's freaky fun flowing fluids from four funnels!

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SET OF 4 PLASTIC FUNNELS

Four Funnels

Four fine funnels, a fantastic fare. Sturdy plastic, the biggest is 4-1/8" dia at the mouth, with a 1/2" dia spout, the smallest has a 1-7/8" dia mouth, 1/4" spout. The other (2) are in between. Frankly, it's freaky fun flowing fluids from four funnels!

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$2.65 EACH

13” Flat Screen For $12.50!

Small for a TV but perfect for keeping the bacon grease from spattering all over your kitchen, and for straining pasta over the sink. Cineastes will recall seeing Jack Lemmon using a tennis racket for just this purpose in The Apartment, but we think those holes are too big. Our proper strainer measures 13” dia in finely woven and reinforced stainless-steel mesh. Get a pair so you can always play a little post-prandial kitchen badminton.

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13” STAINLESS STEEL SPLATTER SCREEN

13” Flat Screen For $12.50!

Small for a TV but perfect for keeping the bacon grease from spattering all over your kitchen, and for straining pasta over the sink. Cineastes will recall seeing Jack Lemmon using a tennis racket for just this purpose in The Apartment, but we think those holes are too big. Our proper strainer measures 13” dia in finely woven and reinforced stainless-steel mesh. Get a pair so you can always play a little post-prandial kitchen badminton.

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$8.50 EACH
$12.50
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Goodness Gracious, Great Balls Of Ice

That’s the little-known B-side of Great Balls of Fire. It’s also this mold for making 1-3/4” dia ice balls just like they put in those cocktails that cost $25 in places that pretend they're speakeasies. The mold is made of black food-grade silicone, approx 4-1/2” x 4” and makes (4) balls at a time. Goodness gracious! Surplus factor: ignore the 2” dia misprint on the package. The balls also make good catapult ammo for laying siege to snow forts.

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SILICONE ICE BALL MOLD

Goodness Gracious, Great Balls Of Ice

That’s the little-known B-side of Great Balls of Fire. It’s also this mold for making 1-3/4” dia ice balls just like they put in those cocktails that cost $25 in places that pretend they're speakeasies. The mold is made of black food-grade silicone, approx 4-1/2” x 4” and makes (4) balls at a time. Goodness gracious! Surplus factor: ignore the 2” dia misprint on the package. The balls also make good catapult ammo for laying siege to snow forts.

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$7.50 EACH

Save The Tables

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green or orange, and you can redecorate your kitchen to match. They also double as the world’s safest frizbees.

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SILICONE HOT PAD DISCS

Save The Tables

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green or orange, and you can redecorate your kitchen to match. They also double as the world’s safest frizbees.

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$2.25 EACH

Rotten Peaches?

Not if you store them in this double produce basket with wide-open bottoms to let air circulate and prevent mushy fruit. In bright chrome, it measures 14-3/4" x 14-1/4" x 11" tall with a 10” x 9” top basket and an 11” x 11” bottom. Both baskets swing, like banana hammocks, and we know how much bananas like to swing. Kiwis and green peppers, too. Half the retail price, and no need to thank us. A tiny bit of assembly required.

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FRUIT AND VEGETABLE STORAGE BASKET

Rotten Peaches?

Not if you store them in this double produce basket with wide-open bottoms to let air circulate and prevent mushy fruit. In bright chrome, it measures 14-3/4" x 14-1/4" x 11" tall with a 10” x 9” top basket and an 11” x 11” bottom. Both baskets swing, like banana hammocks, and we know how much bananas like to swing. Kiwis and green peppers, too. Half the retail price, and no need to thank us. A tiny bit of assembly required.

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$11.95 EACH
$13.50
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Fooooooooooooooooooork

This is a standard 4-tine fork with a non-slip handle to prevent fork tragedies, except that if you pull the end, it extends like an antenna from 10” to over 2 feet long. Called The Moocher, it's made for stealing food from your extended family's plates. Across the table. But seriously, it's quite solid even when fully extended, so we'd roast wienies or marshmallows with it, or toast crumpets in the fireplace in our Oxford digs if we ever get a Rhodes Scholarship.

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EXTENDABLE FORK 10” TO 2 FEET

Fooooooooooooooooooork

This is a standard 4-tine fork with a non-slip handle to prevent fork tragedies, except that if you pull the end, it extends like an antenna from 10” to over 2 feet long. Called The Moocher, it's made for stealing food from your extended family's plates. Across the table. But seriously, it's quite solid even when fully extended, so we'd roast wienies or marshmallows with it, or toast crumpets in the fireplace in our Oxford digs if we ever get a Rhodes Scholarship.

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$4.95 EACH

Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer?

Not you—we were talking to your favorite kitchen knife, or the one that used to be your favorite before it got dull, and it said yes, it’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. It’s depressed, and it wants you to buy this Mozzbi tungsten and ceramic 2-stage sharpener. Self-adjusting for anything from paring knives to chef’s choppers, it can be used on any straight knife. A few pulls through the coarse side, and same on the fine side, and you’ll be slicing like d’Artagnan through Cardinal Richelieu's guards. Too soon?

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SELF-ADJUSTING KNIFE SHARPENER

Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer?

Not you—we were talking to your favorite kitchen knife, or the one that used to be your favorite before it got dull, and it said yes, it’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. It’s depressed, and it wants you to buy this Mozzbi tungsten and ceramic 2-stage sharpener. Self-adjusting for anything from paring knives to chef’s choppers, it can be used on any straight knife. A few pulls through the coarse side, and same on the fine side, and you’ll be slicing like d’Artagnan through Cardinal Richelieu's guards. Too soon?

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$6.50 EACH
$9.50
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Spatula Clark

That’s a downtown joke. (Petula's still alive, so don't tell her we're still making spatula jokes in America.) This 10” long stainless steel spatula has a 4” serrated edge for cake, pizza, lasagna or moussaka slicing and serving. Dishwasher safe and with a hanging loop.

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SERRATED STEEL SPATULA

Spatula Clark

That’s a downtown joke. (Petula's still alive, so don't tell her we're still making spatula jokes in America.) This 10” long stainless steel spatula has a 4” serrated edge for cake, pizza, lasagna or moussaka slicing and serving. Dishwasher safe and with a hanging loop.

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$4.95 EACH

The Naked Dinosaur Mug

Sure, all dinosaurs were naked, but this 14-oz ceramic mug with a green exterior and white inside lets you see under their skin. Featuring pics of multiple dinos on the outside, when you pour in hot liquid, they shed their skin to show their skeletons. Probably some very simple science is involved, but it looks like magic to kids and copywriters. Measures 3-1/2" tall x 3-3/4" dia, with plenty of room for marshmallows. Dinosaurs loved marshmallows—that’s why a lot of them lived in marshes.

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HEAT-SENSITIVE MORPHING DINOSAUR SKELETON MUG

The Naked Dinosaur Mug

Sure, all dinosaurs were naked, but this 14-oz ceramic mug with a green exterior and white inside lets you see under their skin. Featuring pics of multiple dinos on the outside, when you pour in hot liquid, they shed their skin to show their skeletons. Probably some very simple science is involved, but it looks like magic to kids and copywriters. Measures 3-1/2" tall x 3-3/4" dia, with plenty of room for marshmallows. Dinosaurs loved marshmallows—that’s why a lot of them lived in marshes.

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$13.65 EACH

Egg Guillotine

If you want to make an omelette, you have to break some eggs. But now you can automate the tedious process. Just stick the egg between the little rings, squeeze the handle, and the Clever Cracker breaks it and drops it into the detachable egg separator. But wait—that’s not all! The package also includes the battery-operated Clever Scrambler. Put the egg in the little bowl on the Scrambler, push it down so the tiny scrambling wand is inside the egg, push the button, and the egg is scrambled from the inside, without your ever having to witness the ignominious deed. You add is a pair of “AA” batteries.

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CLEVER CRACKER AND SCRAMBLER EGG DEVICES

Egg Guillotine

If you want to make an omelette, you have to break some eggs. But now you can automate the tedious process. Just stick the egg between the little rings, squeeze the handle, and the Clever Cracker breaks it and drops it into the detachable egg separator. But wait—that’s not all! The package also includes the battery-operated Clever Scrambler. Put the egg in the little bowl on the Scrambler, push it down so the tiny scrambling wand is inside the egg, push the button, and the egg is scrambled from the inside, without your ever having to witness the ignominious deed. You add is a pair of “AA” batteries.

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$3.95 EACH

Silicone Bear Molds

Make your own silicone bears! The 7-1/2” x 5” molds are silicone, and they make (50) tiny, chewy bears, each in the gummy standard of 3/4” tall—and you’ll get (2) molds so you can make (100) bears at a time. (Hip yourself to the Internets, of course, for chewy gummy recipes.) Silicone is non-stick, heat- and cold-resistant, and both freezer- and oven-safe up to 450F degrees, so you can make frozen and baked bears. Also dishwasher-safe. Includes a small dropper for filling the molds, and the manufacturer doesn't mention it, but we wonder if, as an homage to your grandmother, you might be able to make teeny tiny ursine Jell-O molds.

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CHEWY BEAR SILICONE TRAY MOLDS

Silicone Bear Molds

Make your own silicone bears! The 7-1/2” x 5” molds are silicone, and they make (50) tiny, chewy bears, each in the gummy standard of 3/4” tall—and you’ll get (2) molds so you can make (100) bears at a time. (Hip yourself to the Internets, of course, for chewy gummy recipes.) Silicone is non-stick, heat- and cold-resistant, and both freezer- and oven-safe up to 450F degrees, so you can make frozen and baked bears. Also dishwasher-safe. Includes a small dropper for filling the molds, and the manufacturer doesn't mention it, but we wonder if, as an homage to your grandmother, you might be able to make teeny tiny ursine Jell-O molds.

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$8.50 EACH

Plastic Glass

Plastic glass—our favorite contradiction in terms. But what else are you gonna call it when that’s what it is, “Glass That’s Plastic”? This one is clear, holds 16 oz, and has a black screw-on cap with a big red button that you slide to open a hole for the red-plastic straw (another contradiction—plastic straw!) that comes with it. Measures 7” tall, and is priced ridiculously low because of the white CapitalOne® logo on the side, but who cares? Please note: Jarvis says there is a max order qty of 6 of this item. Ordering more and the order will fail at final checkout. Call for larger orders. 

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16 OZ PLASTIC CUP WITH CAP AND STRAW

Plastic Glass

Plastic glass—our favorite contradiction in terms. But what else are you gonna call it when that’s what it is, “Glass That’s Plastic”? This one is clear, holds 16 oz, and has a black screw-on cap with a big red button that you slide to open a hole for the red-plastic straw (another contradiction—plastic straw!) that comes with it. Measures 7” tall, and is priced ridiculously low because of the white CapitalOne® logo on the side, but who cares? Please note: Jarvis says there is a max order qty of 6 of this item. Ordering more and the order will fail at final checkout. Call for larger orders. 

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$0.75 EACH

At Long Last, Hands-Free Soup

The under-powered can opener we call it. This electric can opener takes (2) "AA" batteries but is as weak as the old "My dog ate my homework" excuse, so we suggest using it for parts instead of trying to open cans of soup with it. Or better yet, find a way to add another "AA" Battery. It has great parts either way. A six-way set of meshing gears and arms, a 3VDC 90mA/220mA motor that spins approx 5K (torqued out), and two-piece plastic case. Great for DIYers, hobbyists, small-motor heads or thin cans of soup. Not sold as a working kitchen can opener. 

Teacher Alert! At this price makes a great school project to show the inner gear workings of a gadget!



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UNDER-POWERED AUTOMATIC CAN OPENER

At Long Last, Hands-Free Soup

The under-powered can opener we call it. This electric can opener takes (2) "AA" batteries but is as weak as the old "My dog ate my homework" excuse, so we suggest using it for parts instead of trying to open cans of soup with it. Or better yet, find a way to add another "AA" Battery. It has great parts either way. A six-way set of meshing gears and arms, a 3VDC 90mA/220mA motor that spins approx 5K (torqued out), and two-piece plastic case. Great for DIYers, hobbyists, small-motor heads or thin cans of soup. Not sold as a working kitchen can opener. 

Teacher Alert! At this price makes a great school project to show the inner gear workings of a gadget!



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$1.20 EACH
$2.95
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