KITCHEN GOODS

Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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SMALL STAINLESS STEEL KITCHEN FUNNEL

Not For Big Mouths

A lovely mini-funnel, made for pouring Dad's special medicine into a hip flask, but just dandy for filling salt and pepper shakers or anything else with a little yap. Stainless steel with a 1-3/8" ID intake mouth and a 5/16" ID outlet. 1-7/8" tall OA.

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$1.75 EACH

Flat Mats

Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: Due to our sale pricing MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

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CHOPPING MATS

Flat Mats

Let's cut to the chase here -- buy these the first time you read this, or they're going to be gone! There aren't that many of these flexible chopping mats, and the versatile 15" x 12" x 0.024" thick mats are not only ideal for small kitchens where every inch counts, they're great for any kitchen, and for cookouts, camping and picnics. Our each is a set of (2) of the translucent Euro-look mats that protect countertops from sharp knives and fresh-from-the-oven cookies, and protect food from outdoor surfaces. They can be lifted and slightly folded to funnel chopped food neatly into a pot. They're dishwasher safe, and roll up for portage or storage.

OUR SURPIE POLICE SAY: Due to our sale pricing MAX ORDER QUANTITY IS (5) Per Order. Any more and your order will fail in the shopping cart.

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$2.25 EACH

Ceramic Is The New Steel

The smart cutters and choppers these days are using ceramic knives because they stay so sharp for so long, and who remembers to have their knives sharpened? Ours measure 7" long over all, with a red, green, or deep aqua handle, a 3" blade and a sheath. Don't go into the kitchen without one. Slice, dice, chop and mince, and forget about sharpening. Like you always do.

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7" CERAMIC BLADE CUTTING KNIFE

Ceramic Is The New Steel

The smart cutters and choppers these days are using ceramic knives because they stay so sharp for so long, and who remembers to have their knives sharpened? Ours measure 7" long over all, with a red, green, or deep aqua handle, a 3" blade and a sheath. Don't go into the kitchen without one. Slice, dice, chop and mince, and forget about sharpening. Like you always do.

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$7.50 EACH

Whisk Like A Yankee

Just like the classic Yankee drill, but for the kitchen. Has that “as seen on the television” kinda feel. You push the handle of this 10” long spring-loaded whisk and it spins clockwise on the push, and reverses when you let up on it. The 10-tine head is 2-1/8” dia at the bottom x 2-1/8” long, with a little center pin to keep it off the bottom of the bowl or jar or whatever. In stainless steel.

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SPRING-LOADED SPINNING KITCHEN WHISK

Whisk Like A Yankee

Just like the classic Yankee drill, but for the kitchen. Has that “as seen on the television” kinda feel. You push the handle of this 10” long spring-loaded whisk and it spins clockwise on the push, and reverses when you let up on it. The 10-tine head is 2-1/8” dia at the bottom x 2-1/8” long, with a little center pin to keep it off the bottom of the bowl or jar or whatever. In stainless steel.

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$4.50 EACH

Four Funnels

Four fine funnels, a fantastic fare. Sturdy plastic, the biggest is 4-1/8" dia at the mouth, with a 1/2" dia spout, the smallest has a 1-7/8" dia mouth, 1/4" spout. The other (2) are in between. Frankly, it's freaky fun flowing fluids from four funnels!

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SET OF 4 PLASTIC FUNNELS

Four Funnels

Four fine funnels, a fantastic fare. Sturdy plastic, the biggest is 4-1/8" dia at the mouth, with a 1/2" dia spout, the smallest has a 1-7/8" dia mouth, 1/4" spout. The other (2) are in between. Frankly, it's freaky fun flowing fluids from four funnels!

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$2.25 EACH

Save The Tables

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green or orange, and you can redecorate your kitchen to match. They also double as the world’s safest frizbees.

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SILICONE HOT PAD DISCS

Save The Tables

These silicone hot pads double as trivets or oven mitts. Measure 7-1/8" dia x 3/16" thick with 1/4" honeycomb indentations to further dissipate heat, plus a 3/8” hole near the edge so you can hang them up. We’ll pick one in red, blue, green or orange, and you can redecorate your kitchen to match. They also double as the world’s safest frizbees.

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$2.25 EACH

Grubs Up!

Chow time. Stop screaming that dinner’s ready and just whale away on this classic, black iron chuck-wagon triangle. Feel free to shout “Yeee-haw!” Measures 12” per side and comes with an 11” long striker. Adds a nice Gabby Hayes note to those backyard barbecues, and is guaranteed to complement any style of kitchen decor.

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12” DINNER TRIANGLE WITH STRIKER

Grubs Up!

Chow time. Stop screaming that dinner’s ready and just whale away on this classic, black iron chuck-wagon triangle. Feel free to shout “Yeee-haw!” Measures 12” per side and comes with an 11” long striker. Adds a nice Gabby Hayes note to those backyard barbecues, and is guaranteed to complement any style of kitchen decor.

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$12.95 EACH

Shiatsu In A Box

You knead this. Actually it kneads you. The Mynt Cordless Shiatsu Massager is heated for extra self-indulgence. Set the controls, drape it over your neck and shoulders and pull/relax it to control the depth of the massage and meet the demands of your unmet kneads. (OK, we’ll stop that.) Has (8) modes with adjustable heat, rotation and speed, auto shuts-off after 15 minutes and runs for approx 1-1/2 hours on a single charge, by which time you’ll be asleep anyway. Some light home-office experimenting confirms that it works well on arms, legs and especially lower backs, but the boss wouldn’t let us try it on feet. Pre-Priced $79.99.


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CORDLESS RECHARGEABLE HEATED MASSAGER

Shiatsu In A Box

You knead this. Actually it kneads you. The Mynt Cordless Shiatsu Massager is heated for extra self-indulgence. Set the controls, drape it over your neck and shoulders and pull/relax it to control the depth of the massage and meet the demands of your unmet kneads. (OK, we’ll stop that.) Has (8) modes with adjustable heat, rotation and speed, auto shuts-off after 15 minutes and runs for approx 1-1/2 hours on a single charge, by which time you’ll be asleep anyway. Some light home-office experimenting confirms that it works well on arms, legs and especially lower backs, but the boss wouldn’t let us try it on feet. Pre-Priced $79.99.


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$32.95 EACH
$39.50
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Our Snappiest Nesters

Our most colorful measuring set, and the most nestingest. The (6) pieces snap together and stay together until you push up from below on the handles. The scoops include: 1 cup, 1/2 cup, 1/3 cup. 1/4 cup, 1 tbsp, and 1/2 tbsp--in aqua, purple, pink, yellow, green and orange in the same order. And they’re BPA-free.

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6-PIECE NESTING MEASURING SPOON SET

Our Snappiest Nesters

Our most colorful measuring set, and the most nestingest. The (6) pieces snap together and stay together until you push up from below on the handles. The scoops include: 1 cup, 1/2 cup, 1/3 cup. 1/4 cup, 1 tbsp, and 1/2 tbsp--in aqua, purple, pink, yellow, green and orange in the same order. And they’re BPA-free.

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$2.85 EACH

A Funnel As Big As A Hat

If the Tin Man had been plastic, this would have been his lid, and he'd have been rust-free. Our giant plastic funnel is 9-3/4" dia with a 3-1/8" long x 15/16" ID neck. Just under 10" tall top to bottom. Could be red or green depending on which way the surplus wind blows. Hang it by the little tab with a hole on the top edge. Buy (3), get a tennis ball, and run the biggest shell game in town.

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GIANT FUNNEL

A Funnel As Big As A Hat

If the Tin Man had been plastic, this would have been his lid, and he'd have been rust-free. Our giant plastic funnel is 9-3/4" dia with a 3-1/8" long x 15/16" ID neck. Just under 10" tall top to bottom. Could be red or green depending on which way the surplus wind blows. Hang it by the little tab with a hole on the top edge. Buy (3), get a tennis ball, and run the biggest shell game in town.

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$4.50 EACH

The Caffeineozoic Era

Trouble keeping your geologic eras straight? We feel your Paleozoic pain. This colorful 12-oz ceramic mug has a graphic timeline wrapped around it illustrating the Pre-Cambrian era up through Paleozoic, Mesozoic, and Cenozoic periods. And if you’re a good geology student, and finish all your coffee, you’ll see an impression of a trilobite fossil in the bottom of the cup. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

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GEOLOGIC-ERA COFFEE MUG

The Caffeineozoic Era

Trouble keeping your geologic eras straight? We feel your Paleozoic pain. This colorful 12-oz ceramic mug has a graphic timeline wrapped around it illustrating the Pre-Cambrian era up through Paleozoic, Mesozoic, and Cenozoic periods. And if you’re a good geology student, and finish all your coffee, you’ll see an impression of a trilobite fossil in the bottom of the cup. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

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$13.65 EACH

Clip ‘N’ Hang

This 4" wide plastic bulldog clip has serrated jaws to hang on tight, and a light fridge-strength magnet on the back. We’ll pick five (5) from our selection of gray, light blue or bluish-greenish-blue clips adorned with assorted misprints. You can ignore the words. You can also ignore the magnet and just use them to reseal your nacho chips, which makes them chip clips.

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4” PLASTIC BAG CLIPS WITH MAGNETS

Clip ‘N’ Hang

This 4" wide plastic bulldog clip has serrated jaws to hang on tight, and a light fridge-strength magnet on the back. We’ll pick five (5) from our selection of gray, light blue or bluish-greenish-blue clips adorned with assorted misprints. You can ignore the words. You can also ignore the magnet and just use them to reseal your nacho chips, which makes them chip clips.

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$2.00 PKG (5)

Dead Cat Coffee Mug

Also a live cat coffee mug. Be the first kid in your quantum mechanics class to own this handsome pair of matte-black, 10-oz Schrödinger’s cat coffee mugs, (1) each with dead and live cat, both of which appear when your coffee activates the heat-sensitive cat pics on the mugs. Just don’t put them in the microwave or dishwasher. What’s that you say? The very same cat isn’t dead and alive simultaneously on one mug? Take it up with Schrödinger.

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SCHRODINGER’S CAT COFFEE MUGS

Dead Cat Coffee Mug

Also a live cat coffee mug. Be the first kid in your quantum mechanics class to own this handsome pair of matte-black, 10-oz Schrödinger’s cat coffee mugs, (1) each with dead and live cat, both of which appear when your coffee activates the heat-sensitive cat pics on the mugs. Just don’t put them in the microwave or dishwasher. What’s that you say? The very same cat isn’t dead and alive simultaneously on one mug? Take it up with Schrödinger.

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$20.95 EACH
$23.50
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Make Like Moses Cook

That’s who the Internets say invented the apple peeler in 1803, but there are a bunch of contenders, so never mind. Just get this hand-cranked peeler and corer and start cranking. This one has a chromed threaded shaft, a three-pronged spike, and is spring-loaded, so it adjusts to fit your apples. Mounts on a 4” dia suction base so it’s just dandy for today’s granite counter tops. Measures approx 12” long, and frankly, it doesn’t care if you use it for potatoes, either. Also provides a non-digital source of amusement for children.

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APPLE PEELER AND CORER

Make Like Moses Cook

That’s who the Internets say invented the apple peeler in 1803, but there are a bunch of contenders, so never mind. Just get this hand-cranked peeler and corer and start cranking. This one has a chromed threaded shaft, a three-pronged spike, and is spring-loaded, so it adjusts to fit your apples. Mounts on a 4” dia suction base so it’s just dandy for today’s granite counter tops. Measures approx 12” long, and frankly, it doesn’t care if you use it for potatoes, either. Also provides a non-digital source of amusement for children.

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$15.95 EACH

Doctor Your Food

No home is really complete until there's a Doctor Who salt and pepper shaker set on the table. Just over 3" tall, the pepper lives in a black Dalek and the salt lives in a lovely blue Tardis. Genuine authorized BBC products, too. Accept no counterfeit Daleks.

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DOCTOR WHO SALT PEPPER SHAKERS

Doctor Your Food

No home is really complete until there's a Doctor Who salt and pepper shaker set on the table. Just over 3" tall, the pepper lives in a black Dalek and the salt lives in a lovely blue Tardis. Genuine authorized BBC products, too. Accept no counterfeit Daleks.

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$19.50 EACH

Shake Things Up A Little

Please don't call us, just accept the fact that these extremely cute salt and pepper shakers came to us as one-hole salt and two-hole pepper shakers, probably originally from American Airlines. They're both in white ceramic with two skinny blue stripes (the AA tip-off), 1-1/2" tall x 1" dia, with pretty tiny holes. Just put what you want in whichever one you like.

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ONE-HOLE SALT OR PEPPER SHAKERS

Shake Things Up A Little

Please don't call us, just accept the fact that these extremely cute salt and pepper shakers came to us as one-hole salt and two-hole pepper shakers, probably originally from American Airlines. They're both in white ceramic with two skinny blue stripes (the AA tip-off), 1-1/2" tall x 1" dia, with pretty tiny holes. Just put what you want in whichever one you like.

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$3.25 PKG (2)

Logoless Mugs

Mighty nice and logo-free, these 10-oz white ceramic mugs have colorful interiors and are made for stacking. Measure 4-3/8” tall x 3-1/4” dia on the top, stepping down to 2-3/4” dia on the bottom. You pick the light blue (we’re thinking UNC Tarheel-ish blue) or the vibrant orange (think Tennessee Vols).

Please note: Orders over (4) packs will require additional shipping. We will contact you with the adjusted shipping price. 

This item is not available for expedited shipping.  

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WHITE/ORANGE STACKING CERAMIC MUGS

Logoless Mugs

Mighty nice and logo-free, these 10-oz white ceramic mugs have colorful interiors and are made for stacking. Measure 4-3/8” tall x 3-1/4” dia on the top, stepping down to 2-3/4” dia on the bottom. You pick the light blue (we’re thinking UNC Tarheel-ish blue) or the vibrant orange (think Tennessee Vols).

Please note: Orders over (4) packs will require additional shipping. We will contact you with the adjusted shipping price. 

This item is not available for expedited shipping.  

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$14.95 PKG (6)

She Didn't Break The Molds

If our favorite Barbara doll had married a David, a Thinker or any other cast-in-stone fellow, she may have used these arts & crafts molds for her household wares. Our set includes (4) different 4-1/2" square molds with (4) different shapes each for a total of (16) shapes--and you'll get two full sets. That's a total of (32) molds, in case you don't have a calculator handy. Includes a make-up mirror, hair curler, diamond ring, lipstick and perfume bottle.

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ARTS & CRAFTS MOLDS

She Didn't Break The Molds

If our favorite Barbara doll had married a David, a Thinker or any other cast-in-stone fellow, she may have used these arts & crafts molds for her household wares. Our set includes (4) different 4-1/2" square molds with (4) different shapes each for a total of (16) shapes--and you'll get two full sets. That's a total of (32) molds, in case you don't have a calculator handy. Includes a make-up mirror, hair curler, diamond ring, lipstick and perfume bottle.

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$3.25 PKG (2)

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