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OTHER HOUSE & GARDEN STUFF

GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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GLOWING BACK SCRATCHER

GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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$2.95 EACH

You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 36” x 80”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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PORTABLE HANGING DOOR SCREEN

You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 36” x 80”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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$7.50 EACH

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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TELESCOPING RUBBER ROLLER-MASSAGER

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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$2.50 EACH
$2.80
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Belcher T-Shirt

The burgers may not be real, but if you love the show, now you can get the T-shirt. In gray with white lettering and a drawing of everyone's favorite cartoon burger family—Bob, Linda and the kids, Tina, Gene, and Louise—this nice-quality shirt is long-sleeved and 100% cotton. The size is large, and if large is too large, shrink it in the dryer or just wear it to bed.

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BOB’S BURGERS LARGE LONG-SLEEVE SHIRT

Belcher T-Shirt

The burgers may not be real, but if you love the show, now you can get the T-shirt. In gray with white lettering and a drawing of everyone's favorite cartoon burger family—Bob, Linda and the kids, Tina, Gene, and Louise—this nice-quality shirt is long-sleeved and 100% cotton. The size is large, and if large is too large, shrink it in the dryer or just wear it to bed.

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$8.75 EACH

Back To The Back Scratcher

It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. 

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CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER

Back To The Back Scratcher

It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. 

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$2.95 EACH

Talking Bandages

Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every tin. Or stick one of (15) 3” x 1” latex-free bandages with a creepy picture of a leech on your arm and tell people “This is not a leech” in an honor of Rene Magritte's “This is not a pipe” painting. Give them a little lesson in the treachery of images. How about a bandage for bravery for that scratched elbow during gym class. 

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BACON SHAPED BANDAGES IN TIN

Talking Bandages

Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every tin. Or stick one of (15) 3” x 1” latex-free bandages with a creepy picture of a leech on your arm and tell people “This is not a leech” in an honor of Rene Magritte's “This is not a pipe” painting. Give them a little lesson in the treachery of images. How about a bandage for bravery for that scratched elbow during gym class. 

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Back Down?

That’s a bad back joke, which is no joke. These Dr. Ho hard plastic back braces are the same ones you’ve probably seen on the TV, curved to hold your spine in the correct position. We've got both pieces, front and back, but no straps to tighten them. You could add your own, or do as Pat does and put the back piece on your chair for the relief it provides. These are Dr. Ho's size medium, which fit Pat's 6-foot x 180-lb frame just right.

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DR. HO MEDIUM BACK BRACE

Back Down?

That’s a bad back joke, which is no joke. These Dr. Ho hard plastic back braces are the same ones you’ve probably seen on the TV, curved to hold your spine in the correct position. We've got both pieces, front and back, but no straps to tighten them. You could add your own, or do as Pat does and put the back piece on your chair for the relief it provides. These are Dr. Ho's size medium, which fit Pat's 6-foot x 180-lb frame just right.

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$12.50 EACH

Robots 101—The Hands-On Approach

A big sturdy carrying case holds the Erector™ company's Meccano™ Intro to Robotics and Engineering set. Includes real electronic components like a micro servo, infrared sensor, high-torque motor, BLE smart control, and hundreds of parts and tools to bring robotic creations to life. Includes (1) maker tool and (2) real tools, (12) blueprints, detailed instructions and (375) total pieces. This is an education, not a toy.

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MECCANO ROBOTICS AND ENGINEERING ERECTOR SET

Robots 101—The Hands-On Approach

A big sturdy carrying case holds the Erector™ company's Meccano™ Intro to Robotics and Engineering set. Includes real electronic components like a micro servo, infrared sensor, high-torque motor, BLE smart control, and hundreds of parts and tools to bring robotic creations to life. Includes (1) maker tool and (2) real tools, (12) blueprints, detailed instructions and (375) total pieces. This is an education, not a toy.

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$64.95 EACH

Doorless Screen Door

Keep the skeeters out with this 2-part black nylon mesh curtain. Measures 78” long and hangs from a spring-loaded curtain rod that compresses to 25” and decompresses up to 46”. Curtain halves are 19-5/8” wide  held together by rubber-coated magnets, and with hook-n-loop pads at each corner for mounting to door frame.

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NYLON MESH DOOR SCREEN W/EXTENSION ROD

Doorless Screen Door

Keep the skeeters out with this 2-part black nylon mesh curtain. Measures 78” long and hangs from a spring-loaded curtain rod that compresses to 25” and decompresses up to 46”. Curtain halves are 19-5/8” wide  held together by rubber-coated magnets, and with hook-n-loop pads at each corner for mounting to door frame.

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$12.50 EACH

Sock It To You

It’s an AS&S debut--socks with fun built right in. We’d say they’re wacky, but we hate saying wacky. These are all cotton/poly/nylon/spandex blends, which is a lot of blending right there, medium mens' at 18" long, but really, they’d pretty much fit most feet, and they’re gender-indifferent. You pick the blue/red/yellow with a rubber chicken on the side; the two-tone green with pickles rampant; the four-tone with Bigfoot; the black and blue with Tesla coils; or the green/black with a Plague Doctor.

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BIGFOOT SOCKS

Sock It To You

It’s an AS&S debut--socks with fun built right in. We’d say they’re wacky, but we hate saying wacky. These are all cotton/poly/nylon/spandex blends, which is a lot of blending right there, medium mens' at 18" long, but really, they’d pretty much fit most feet, and they’re gender-indifferent. You pick the blue/red/yellow with a rubber chicken on the side; the two-tone green with pickles rampant; the four-tone with Bigfoot; the black and blue with Tesla coils; or the green/black with a Plague Doctor.

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Polos—Not Just For Ponies Anymore

Just horsing around. These brand new, white 100% Pima cotton polo shirts for women are made from long-fiber cotton, which is softer, smoother and cooler for summer activities. They feature a reinforced two-button collar and double-stitched hems in a form-fitting cut. Made in Peru by Red Rock Clothing. At this price, we guarantee you’ll look happier than the model, who doesn’t even work here anyway. In size x-small, small, medium, large and x-large.

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MEDIUM 100% PIMA COTTON WOMEN’S WHITE POLO SHIRT

Polos—Not Just For Ponies Anymore

Just horsing around. These brand new, white 100% Pima cotton polo shirts for women are made from long-fiber cotton, which is softer, smoother and cooler for summer activities. They feature a reinforced two-button collar and double-stitched hems in a form-fitting cut. Made in Peru by Red Rock Clothing. At this price, we guarantee you’ll look happier than the model, who doesn’t even work here anyway. In size x-small, small, medium, large and x-large.

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The Well Rounded Baby

This comfy, memory-foam pillow from Afiit measures 9” x 9” x 1-1/8” in a heart shape with a 2-1/4 x 1-1/8" hole near the point to nestle the back of a baby’s head, support the neck and thus, the mfr claims, preventing flat head syndrome, aka plagiocephaly. Soft bamboo fabric covering. Marked “suitable from birth to 4-6 months” with the admonition “NEVER LEAVE BABY UNATTENDED.”

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ANTI FLAT HEAD BABY PILLOW

The Well Rounded Baby

This comfy, memory-foam pillow from Afiit measures 9” x 9” x 1-1/8” in a heart shape with a 2-1/4 x 1-1/8" hole near the point to nestle the back of a baby’s head, support the neck and thus, the mfr claims, preventing flat head syndrome, aka plagiocephaly. Soft bamboo fabric covering. Marked “suitable from birth to 4-6 months” with the admonition “NEVER LEAVE BABY UNATTENDED.”

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$3.00 EACH
$7.95
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DR. HO LARGE BACK BRACE

Back Down? That’s a bad back joke, which is no joke. These Dr. Ho hard plastic back braces are the same ones you’ve probably seen on the TV, curved to hold your spine in the correct position. We've got both pieces, front and back, but no straps to tighten them. You could add your own, or do as Pat does and put the back piece on your chair for the relief it provides.

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Back Down? That’s a bad back joke, which is no joke. These Dr. Ho hard plastic back braces are the same ones you’ve probably seen on the TV, curved to hold your spine in the correct position. We've got both pieces, front and back, but no straps to tighten them. You could add your own, or do as Pat does and put the back piece on your chair for the relief it provides.

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$14.95 EACH

Got A Hungover Zebra?

Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the large one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty; or the double-trouble set with (1) large at 10” dia and (1) small at 6” dia. All have 1-7/8” ID mouths with gasketed screw caps, so they should also work with hot water.

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ZEBRA CLASSIC ICE PACK SET OF 2

Got A Hungover Zebra?

Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the large one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty; or the double-trouble set with (1) large at 10” dia and (1) small at 6” dia. All have 1-7/8” ID mouths with gasketed screw caps, so they should also work with hot water.

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Gauze, Just Begauze

Our each is (84) inches of stretchy, 6” wide cotton (we think) white gauze. How stretchy is it? Ours pulled out to about (11) feet, which covers a lot of owies.

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6” WIDE STRETCHABLE GAUZE ROLLS

Gauze, Just Begauze

Our each is (84) inches of stretchy, 6” wide cotton (we think) white gauze. How stretchy is it? Ours pulled out to about (11) feet, which covers a lot of owies.

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$4.50 PKG (10)
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NEW

PEST PUSHER

Ultrasonic pest repeller. Just plug in this 4-1/2" x 3" x 1" gem and the pests will flee. Package says best for mice, spiders, roaches, ants, rodents, fly and rats. (yes that is fly not flies) Operates on a frequency that is inaudible to humans. Approx. 100' coverage per unit.


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120V ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLER

PEST PUSHER

Ultrasonic pest repeller. Just plug in this 4-1/2" x 3" x 1" gem and the pests will flee. Package says best for mice, spiders, roaches, ants, rodents, fly and rats. (yes that is fly not flies) Operates on a frequency that is inaudible to humans. Approx. 100' coverage per unit.


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$5.00 EACH
$9.50
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$9.50 EACH
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WELL DRESSED ROOSTER FIGURINE
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Rooster Dude

Ask any chicken about the tendency of roosters to be dandies and they'll tell you that this guy is par for the roost. He's a diminutive 3-1/2” x 3-1/2” x 1-1/2” in polyresin, with a top hat. He’s feathered in orange and green polka dots and stripes with a purple, green and yellow tail and blue head. Cock-a-doodle-do.

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WELL DRESSED ROOSTER FIGURINE

Rooster Dude

Ask any chicken about the tendency of roosters to be dandies and they'll tell you that this guy is par for the roost. He's a diminutive 3-1/2” x 3-1/2” x 1-1/2” in polyresin, with a top hat. He’s feathered in orange and green polka dots and stripes with a purple, green and yellow tail and blue head. Cock-a-doodle-do.

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$5.95 PKG (3)

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