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Back To The Back Scratcher

It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher. Style may vary, but the relief your back feels won't, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. 

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CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER

Back To The Back Scratcher

It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher. Style may vary, but the relief your back feels won't, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. 

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$2.95 EACH

GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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GLOWING BACK SCRATCHER

GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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$2.95 EACH

Soft Touch

And easy to store. One of the better pick-up tools we've seen. Folds to just over 16" to store, but locks open at 30" with spring steel arms on an aluminum frame. It has soft, suction-cup-shaped grabbers and big, locking pistol grip. Pretty good gripping capacity too-maybe to 10 lbs or so. Get one for Mom, because at her age she can't reach the things she used to. And then get another one for yourself, because you'll be Mom's age before you know it.

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DUAL SUCTION CUP HINGED PICK-UP TOOL

Soft Touch

And easy to store. One of the better pick-up tools we've seen. Folds to just over 16" to store, but locks open at 30" with spring steel arms on an aluminum frame. It has soft, suction-cup-shaped grabbers and big, locking pistol grip. Pretty good gripping capacity too-maybe to 10 lbs or so. Get one for Mom, because at her age she can't reach the things she used to. And then get another one for yourself, because you'll be Mom's age before you know it.

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$10.95 EACH

Decolletage Pursette

For mad money, a mad credit card or the diamond ring you don't want to flash at the Uber driver, the Cache-It is a 4” x 3” white nylon lace envelope that has snaps to attach to a bra, slip or camisole strap. Stash your goods inside and tuck them out of sight. Lies flat and is discreet and comfortable. Washable with soap and warm water.

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CACHE-IT WHITE LACE UNDER BRA-POCKET

Decolletage Pursette

For mad money, a mad credit card or the diamond ring you don't want to flash at the Uber driver, the Cache-It is a 4” x 3” white nylon lace envelope that has snaps to attach to a bra, slip or camisole strap. Stash your goods inside and tuck them out of sight. Lies flat and is discreet and comfortable. Washable with soap and warm water.

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$1.95 EACH

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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TELESCOPING RUBBER ROLLER-MASSAGER

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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$2.80 EACH

Electric Slippers

From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these ordinary-looking bedroom slippers are black with white plush trim and interiors, but have hidden heating elements and vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits them with saving over 2.8 million marriages and relationships in this country alone in the past year. Size small/medium, which the box says means women's 6 - 9 or men's 4-1/2 – 7. So no Bigfoots, please. Includes an 8-foot power cord with a splitter that you plug into a wall socket, and into each slipper. Warmth and vibration are controlled by an in-line switch.

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BLACK CONAIR ELECTRIC VIBRATING HEATED MASSAGE SLIPPERS

Electric Slippers

From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these ordinary-looking bedroom slippers are black with white plush trim and interiors, but have hidden heating elements and vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits them with saving over 2.8 million marriages and relationships in this country alone in the past year. Size small/medium, which the box says means women's 6 - 9 or men's 4-1/2 – 7. So no Bigfoots, please. Includes an 8-foot power cord with a splitter that you plug into a wall socket, and into each slipper. Warmth and vibration are controlled by an in-line switch.

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$19.50 EACH

Ding Dong. Ding.

Those are your choices—"ding-dong” or just plain “ding”—with this wireless doorbell from HeathZenith. Chime measures 2-3/4” x 1-1/2” x 1/2” deep and works on a pair of “C” batteries that you add. Button is a compact 1” x 2-1/2” x 5/8”, and includes a replaceable button-cell battery. In off-white, it’ll transmit up to 100 feet.

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WIRELESS DOORBELL WITH 2 CHIME SOUNDS

Ding Dong. Ding.

Those are your choices—"ding-dong” or just plain “ding”—with this wireless doorbell from HeathZenith. Chime measures 2-3/4” x 1-1/2” x 1/2” deep and works on a pair of “C” batteries that you add. Button is a compact 1” x 2-1/2” x 5/8”, and includes a replaceable button-cell battery. In off-white, it’ll transmit up to 100 feet.

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$12.50 EACH

Massage Balls

Massage balls! Get yer massage balls! We’ve got ’em and they go by the name of Zen Massage Balls. They’re 3-1/2” dia, orange and spiky—kind of like a dog’s chew toy, except this one is hard plastic and doesn’t bend, and certainly doesn’t squeak, and no dog toy in the world has ever made your back, neck, leg, foot or any other body part feel the way it does when you’re done with this thing. Get a bunch of ’em, and keep them away from the dogs. Some things are just for you.

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3-1/2” SPIKY ZEN MASSAGE BALL

Massage Balls

Massage balls! Get yer massage balls! We’ve got ’em and they go by the name of Zen Massage Balls. They’re 3-1/2” dia, orange and spiky—kind of like a dog’s chew toy, except this one is hard plastic and doesn’t bend, and certainly doesn’t squeak, and no dog toy in the world has ever made your back, neck, leg, foot or any other body part feel the way it does when you’re done with this thing. Get a bunch of ’em, and keep them away from the dogs. Some things are just for you.

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$3.95 EACH

Bring Home Bread, Milk and Popcorn

It’s like a travel alarm got jealous of a smartphone. Measures 4-1/2” long x 1-3/4” in a rounded triangular shape. Functions as a clock, alarm, LED flashlight, and voice recorder that will take (12) notes/messages of (10) seconds each. The flashlight won't give your COB light any competition, but it's bright enough for find your shoes in a dark hotel room. In black and silver “for that high tech executive look.” You add a pair of “AA” batteries.

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VOICE RECORDING ALARM CLOCK LED FLASHLIGHT

Bring Home Bread, Milk and Popcorn

It’s like a travel alarm got jealous of a smartphone. Measures 4-1/2” long x 1-3/4” in a rounded triangular shape. Functions as a clock, alarm, LED flashlight, and voice recorder that will take (12) notes/messages of (10) seconds each. The flashlight won't give your COB light any competition, but it's bright enough for find your shoes in a dark hotel room. In black and silver “for that high tech executive look.” You add a pair of “AA” batteries.

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$7.50 EACH
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120V ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLER 2-PACK
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PEST PUSHER

2-Pack ultrasonic pest repeller. Just plug in these 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" x 1" black or white devices that look like they were designed by the stealth bomber design team and the pests will flee. Package shows cockroaches, mosquitos, spiders, mice and ants and says to expect an increase of critter sightings at first as they scramble to get away from the noise only they can hear. Operates on a frequency that is inaudible to humans, 25-65KHz, works in 0-40°C (0-104°F) and lights up so you know it's running. Approx. 100' coverage per unit. It's recommended to place at least 12" above the floor and not behind any furniture that could block the sound.


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120V ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLER 2-PACK

PEST PUSHER

2-Pack ultrasonic pest repeller. Just plug in these 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" x 1" black or white devices that look like they were designed by the stealth bomber design team and the pests will flee. Package shows cockroaches, mosquitos, spiders, mice and ants and says to expect an increase of critter sightings at first as they scramble to get away from the noise only they can hear. Operates on a frequency that is inaudible to humans, 25-65KHz, works in 0-40°C (0-104°F) and lights up so you know it's running. Approx. 100' coverage per unit. It's recommended to place at least 12" above the floor and not behind any furniture that could block the sound.


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$7.50 EACH

Talking Bandages

Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this classic metal box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every tin.  

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BACON SHAPED BANDAGES IN TIN

Talking Bandages

Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this classic metal box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every tin.  

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$6.55 EACH
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PORTABLE HANGING DOOR SCREEN
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You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 35” x 82”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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PORTABLE HANGING DOOR SCREEN

You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 35” x 82”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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$7.50 EACH

Answer: Put A Sock In It

Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9) pairs of them. That's enough to mix and match. Soles measure approx 5”-6” long from heel to toe. We've got them in a stylish Avenger™ pattern and the classic Star Wars™ hosiery theme. Packages are unmarked, which is the surplusiness factor. We'll reach in and grab a pack of 9-different pairs of the same universe, but at these prices why would you care?

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KIDS AVENGER™ AND STAR WARS™ SOCKS

Answer: Put A Sock In It

Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9) pairs of them. That's enough to mix and match. Soles measure approx 5”-6” long from heel to toe. We've got them in a stylish Avenger™ pattern and the classic Star Wars™ hosiery theme. Packages are unmarked, which is the surplusiness factor. We'll reach in and grab a pack of 9-different pairs of the same universe, but at these prices why would you care?

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$6.00 EACH
$9.50
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Get Ahead

In fact, get ahead with this particular head. You can practice your cosmetology skills on a face that won't scream if the tweezers go amiss. From BHD Beauty, this practice head is silicone rubber, approx 10” x 6-1/4” x 5-1/2”, with a flat back so it won't roll away on you when you set it flat on a table. Great for eyelash extension, makeup practice, facial massage or painting, and easy to clean using professional cleansing oil. You could also just hang it on the wall for a nice, creepy interior design effect. Pat says, “Hey—no weird smell!” which isn't always the case in the surplus game, or the rubber model practice head game. 

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COSMETOLOGY RUBBER HEAD MODEL

Get Ahead

In fact, get ahead with this particular head. You can practice your cosmetology skills on a face that won't scream if the tweezers go amiss. From BHD Beauty, this practice head is silicone rubber, approx 10” x 6-1/4” x 5-1/2”, with a flat back so it won't roll away on you when you set it flat on a table. Great for eyelash extension, makeup practice, facial massage or painting, and easy to clean using professional cleansing oil. You could also just hang it on the wall for a nice, creepy interior design effect. Pat says, “Hey—no weird smell!” which isn't always the case in the surplus game, or the rubber model practice head game. 

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$12.50 EACH

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE SUCTION CUP

For travel, or traveling make-up artists, or anyone who needs to stick a small mirror someplace convenient. Mirror itself is a 4-3/8" x 4” glass oval mounted in a white plastic frame on an 11” long flexi-neck with a 2” suction cup to stick to a non-porous surface. Has a handy but unfortunately named suck/release lever for added grabbiness.

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PORTABLE SUCTION-CUP FLEX-NECK MIRROR

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE SUCTION CUP

For travel, or traveling make-up artists, or anyone who needs to stick a small mirror someplace convenient. Mirror itself is a 4-3/8" x 4” glass oval mounted in a white plastic frame on an 11” long flexi-neck with a 2” suction cup to stick to a non-porous surface. Has a handy but unfortunately named suck/release lever for added grabbiness.

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$6.75 EACH
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NON-SLIP LINT-FREE CLEANING MAT
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Our Most Versatile Mat

Were you wondering what camera-cleaning and card-playing have in common? Well, they have this mat, of course. It works great on a desktop, too, because it’s non-slip, lint-free, non-abrasive and washable. Technically a cleaning mat—to clean precision devices like cameras on—it measures 36” x 12”. Put it anywhere you need a smooth, clean, grippy surface. Easy to store and transport, too. All you do is roll it up. You didn’t know you needed this, but you’ll thank us once you have it.

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NON-SLIP LINT-FREE CLEANING MAT

Our Most Versatile Mat

Were you wondering what camera-cleaning and card-playing have in common? Well, they have this mat, of course. It works great on a desktop, too, because it’s non-slip, lint-free, non-abrasive and washable. Technically a cleaning mat—to clean precision devices like cameras on—it measures 36” x 12”. Put it anywhere you need a smooth, clean, grippy surface. Easy to store and transport, too. All you do is roll it up. You didn’t know you needed this, but you’ll thank us once you have it.

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$10.95 EACH

Pull-N-Scratch

It's either a telescoping aluminum backscratcher, a fork for people whose elbows don't bend, or a sand rake for miniature Zen gardens. You pick. The 5-draw shaft extends from 6-5/8" to 20-3/8" long, the 5-tine rake is 1-3/16" wide, and it has a pocket clip.

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POCKET SCRATCHER

Pull-N-Scratch

It's either a telescoping aluminum backscratcher, a fork for people whose elbows don't bend, or a sand rake for miniature Zen gardens. You pick. The 5-draw shaft extends from 6-5/8" to 20-3/8" long, the 5-tine rake is 1-3/16" wide, and it has a pocket clip.

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$3.95 EACH

Sock It To You

It’s an AS&S debut--socks with fun built right in. We’d say they’re wacky, but we hate saying wacky. These are all cotton/poly/nylon/spandex blends, which is a lot of blending right there, medium mens' at 18" long, but really, they’d pretty much fit most feet, and they’re gender-indifferent. You pick the blue/red/yellow with a rubber chicken on the side; the two-tone green with pickles rampant; the four-tone with Bigfoot; the black and blue with Tesla coils; or the green/black with a Plague Doctor.

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RUBBER CHICKEN SOCKS

Sock It To You

It’s an AS&S debut--socks with fun built right in. We’d say they’re wacky, but we hate saying wacky. These are all cotton/poly/nylon/spandex blends, which is a lot of blending right there, medium mens' at 18" long, but really, they’d pretty much fit most feet, and they’re gender-indifferent. You pick the blue/red/yellow with a rubber chicken on the side; the two-tone green with pickles rampant; the four-tone with Bigfoot; the black and blue with Tesla coils; or the green/black with a Plague Doctor.

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$9.65 EACH

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