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OTHER HOUSE & GARDEN STUFF

Our Very First Robe!

This plush, ridiculously soft, polyester, faux fur robe works great straight out of the shower or in a ’70s lounge with your best platform heels. Unisex, like all great purple robes with two-tone brown collars and cuffs that look vaguely big cat-ish. Marked 3X, but we think it’s closer to L or XL. Marked 22W-24W and measures 55” long. Put it on and you’ll instantly feel like a character in an old episode of Baretta. Priced at the very odd $22.73, but since it’s our first robe, complete with a classic belt tie, we’re happy to cut you a deal.

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PLUSH PURPLE GAUDY UBER COMFY ROBE

Our Very First Robe!

This plush, ridiculously soft, polyester, faux fur robe works great straight out of the shower or in a ’70s lounge with your best platform heels. Unisex, like all great purple robes with two-tone brown collars and cuffs that look vaguely big cat-ish. Marked 3X, but we think it’s closer to L or XL. Marked 22W-24W and measures 55” long. Put it on and you’ll instantly feel like a character in an old episode of Baretta. Priced at the very odd $22.73, but since it’s our first robe, complete with a classic belt tie, we’re happy to cut you a deal.

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$14.50 EACH

Back To The Back Scratcher

It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher. Style may vary, but the relief your back feels won't, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. 

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CLASSIC BAMBOO BACK SCRATCHER

Back To The Back Scratcher

It’s back. Once upon a carnival, the bamboo back scratcher was the prize every kid came home with and there wasn’t an unscratched back in America--unless the kid came home with a goldfish, which are worthless for scratching backs. Now you can return to those thrilling days of yesteryear with our high-quality, 19” long bamboo back scratcher. Style may vary, but the relief your back feels won't, and you don’t even have to go to a carnival to get it. 

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$2.00 EACH
$2.95
-32%

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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TELESCOPING RUBBER ROLLER-MASSAGER

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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$2.40 EACH
$2.80
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GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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GLOWING BACK SCRATCHER

GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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$2.95 EACH

Soft Touch

And easy to store. One of the better pick-up tools we've seen. Folds to just over 16" to store, but locks open at 30" with spring steel arms on an aluminum frame. It has soft, suction-cup-shaped grabbers and big, locking pistol grip. Pretty good gripping capacity too-maybe to 10 lbs or so. Get one for Mom, because at her age she can't reach the things she used to. And then get another one for yourself, because you'll be Mom's age before you know it.

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DUAL SUCTION CUP HINGED PICK-UP TOOL

Soft Touch

And easy to store. One of the better pick-up tools we've seen. Folds to just over 16" to store, but locks open at 30" with spring steel arms on an aluminum frame. It has soft, suction-cup-shaped grabbers and big, locking pistol grip. Pretty good gripping capacity too-maybe to 10 lbs or so. Get one for Mom, because at her age she can't reach the things she used to. And then get another one for yourself, because you'll be Mom's age before you know it.

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$10.95 EACH

Electric Slippers

From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these ordinary-looking bedroom slippers are black with white plush trim and interiors, but have hidden heating elements and vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits them with saving over 2.8 million marriages and relationships in this country alone in the past year. Size small/medium, which the box says means women's 6 - 9 or men's 4-1/2 – 7. So no Bigfoots, please. Includes an 8-foot power cord with a splitter that you plug into a wall socket, and into each slipper. Warmth and vibration are controlled by an in-line switch.

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BLACK CONAIR ELECTRIC VIBRATING HEATED MASSAGE SLIPPERS

Electric Slippers

From Conair® (the personal care products company, not the prison airline of movie fame), these ordinary-looking bedroom slippers are black with white plush trim and interiors, but have hidden heating elements and vibration massagers. The International Electric Slipper Association credits them with saving over 2.8 million marriages and relationships in this country alone in the past year. Size small/medium, which the box says means women's 6 - 9 or men's 4-1/2 – 7. So no Bigfoots, please. Includes an 8-foot power cord with a splitter that you plug into a wall socket, and into each slipper. Warmth and vibration are controlled by an in-line switch.

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$19.50 EACH

You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 35” x 82”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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PORTABLE HANGING DOOR SCREEN

You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 35” x 82”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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$5.00 EACH
$7.50
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PEST PUSHER

2-Pack ultrasonic pest repeller. Just plug in these 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" x 1" black or white devices that look like they were designed by the stealth bomber design team and the pests will flee. Package shows cockroaches, mosquitos, spiders, mice and ants and says to expect an increase of critter sightings at first as they scramble to get away from the noise only they can hear. Operates on a frequency that is inaudible to humans, 25-65KHz, works in 0-40°C (0-104°F) and lights up so you know it's running. Approx. 100' coverage per unit. It's recommended to place at least 12" above the floor and not behind any furniture that could block the sound.


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120V ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLER 2-PACK

PEST PUSHER

2-Pack ultrasonic pest repeller. Just plug in these 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" x 1" black or white devices that look like they were designed by the stealth bomber design team and the pests will flee. Package shows cockroaches, mosquitos, spiders, mice and ants and says to expect an increase of critter sightings at first as they scramble to get away from the noise only they can hear. Operates on a frequency that is inaudible to humans, 25-65KHz, works in 0-40°C (0-104°F) and lights up so you know it's running. Approx. 100' coverage per unit. It's recommended to place at least 12" above the floor and not behind any furniture that could block the sound.


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$5.55 EACH
$7.50
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REPELL RODENTS REGULARLY

Critter beware! The best thing about these Ultrasonic Pest Reject critter repellers? You just plug them in and let them work their magic. You’ll get (4) of them, each offering 850-1300 square feet of protection (or 80-120 square meters if your bugs are Canadian). Each plug-in draws a paltry 3W of power and looks like a computer mouse that hangs from a standard outlet. Sends out a 22-65 kHz wave that scares away insects and rodents but is outside of most people's hearing range.

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4-PACK PLUG-IN ULTRASONIC PEST REPELLERS

REPELL RODENTS REGULARLY

Critter beware! The best thing about these Ultrasonic Pest Reject critter repellers? You just plug them in and let them work their magic. You’ll get (4) of them, each offering 850-1300 square feet of protection (or 80-120 square meters if your bugs are Canadian). Each plug-in draws a paltry 3W of power and looks like a computer mouse that hangs from a standard outlet. Sends out a 22-65 kHz wave that scares away insects and rodents but is outside of most people's hearing range.

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$9.50 EACH
$12.50
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Bring Home Bread, Milk and Popcorn

It’s like a travel alarm got jealous of a smartphone. Measures 4-1/2” long x 1-3/4” in a rounded triangular shape. Functions as a clock, alarm, LED flashlight, and voice recorder that will take (12) notes/messages of (10) seconds each. The flashlight won't give your COB light any competition, but it's bright enough for find your shoes in a dark hotel room. In black and silver “for that high tech executive look.” You add a pair of “AA” batteries.

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VOICE RECORDING ALARM CLOCK LED FLASHLIGHT

Bring Home Bread, Milk and Popcorn

It’s like a travel alarm got jealous of a smartphone. Measures 4-1/2” long x 1-3/4” in a rounded triangular shape. Functions as a clock, alarm, LED flashlight, and voice recorder that will take (12) notes/messages of (10) seconds each. The flashlight won't give your COB light any competition, but it's bright enough for find your shoes in a dark hotel room. In black and silver “for that high tech executive look.” You add a pair of “AA” batteries.

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$4.55 EACH
$7.50
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Answer: Put A Sock In It

Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9) pairs of them. That's enough to mix and match. Soles measure approx 5”-6” long from heel to toe. We've got them in a stylish Avenger™ pattern and the classic Star Wars™ hosiery theme. Packages are unmarked, which is the surplusiness factor. We'll reach in and grab a pack of 9-different pairs of the same universe, but at these prices why would you care?

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KIDS AVENGER™ AND STAR WARS™ SOCKS

Answer: Put A Sock In It

Question: What should I stuff in my kid's Christmas stocking? It’ll be a teaching moment—you can explain the meta-ness of socks in a sock. These are especially nice socks for kids ages 4-6, or anyone with little feet, and you’ll get (9) pairs of them. That's enough to mix and match. Soles measure approx 5”-6” long from heel to toe. We've got them in a stylish Avenger™ pattern and the classic Star Wars™ hosiery theme. Packages are unmarked, which is the surplusiness factor. We'll reach in and grab a pack of 9-different pairs of the same universe, but at these prices why would you care?

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$6.00 EACH
$9.50
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Our Most Versatile Mat

Were you wondering what camera-cleaning and card-playing have in common? Well, they have this mat, of course. It works great on a desktop, too, because it’s non-slip, lint-free, non-abrasive and washable. Technically a cleaning mat—to clean precision devices like cameras on—it measures 36” x 12”. Put it anywhere you need a smooth, clean, grippy surface. Easy to store and transport, too. All you do is roll it up. You didn’t know you needed this, but you’ll thank us once you have it.

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NON-SLIP LINT-FREE CLEANING MAT

Our Most Versatile Mat

Were you wondering what camera-cleaning and card-playing have in common? Well, they have this mat, of course. It works great on a desktop, too, because it’s non-slip, lint-free, non-abrasive and washable. Technically a cleaning mat—to clean precision devices like cameras on—it measures 36” x 12”. Put it anywhere you need a smooth, clean, grippy surface. Easy to store and transport, too. All you do is roll it up. You didn’t know you needed this, but you’ll thank us once you have it.

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$10.95 EACH

Talking Bandages

Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this classic metal box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every tin.  

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BACON SHAPED BANDAGES IN TIN

Talking Bandages

Bandages in tins. We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this classic metal box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every tin.  

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$6.55 EACH

Blusher Brushes

This kit also has lip gloss, eye shadow, foundation and sundry other things to blend, contour, detail and delight the inner makeup artist in us all. Don't leave home without using it, at least on Saturday night. Our each is a set of (12) brushes, from tiny to wide. Don't know the source, whether they’re synthetic or trimmed from the bellies of pampered sables. But they're all as soft as a kindergarten teacher's heart. In silver and copper, and packed in a matching tin case.

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13-PIECE MAKEUP BRUSH KIT

Blusher Brushes

This kit also has lip gloss, eye shadow, foundation and sundry other things to blend, contour, detail and delight the inner makeup artist in us all. Don't leave home without using it, at least on Saturday night. Our each is a set of (12) brushes, from tiny to wide. Don't know the source, whether they’re synthetic or trimmed from the bellies of pampered sables. But they're all as soft as a kindergarten teacher's heart. In silver and copper, and packed in a matching tin case.

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$7.50 EACH

Decolletage Pursette

For mad money, a mad credit card or the diamond ring you don't want to flash at the Uber driver, the Cache-It is a 4” x 3” white nylon lace envelope that has snaps to attach to a bra, slip or camisole strap. Stash your goods inside and tuck them out of sight. Lies flat and is discreet and comfortable. Washable with soap and warm water.

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CACHE-IT WHITE LACE UNDER BRA-POCKET

Decolletage Pursette

For mad money, a mad credit card or the diamond ring you don't want to flash at the Uber driver, the Cache-It is a 4” x 3” white nylon lace envelope that has snaps to attach to a bra, slip or camisole strap. Stash your goods inside and tuck them out of sight. Lies flat and is discreet and comfortable. Washable with soap and warm water.

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$1.95 EACH

Let’s Take Your Temp

We’re talking about body heat, not the contract worker helping you out for a while. This handheld, pistol-style Vicks VNT275 Non-Contact Infrared Body/surface Thermometer is fast, gentle, non-invasive and easy to use. Sometimes it’s best not to make a follow-up joke. You’ll get a clinically proven accurate reading in 2 seconds. Fever insight feature changes the large LED screen from green to yellow to red, depending on the temp, and numbers are big and easy-to-read. Has body (93.2-109.2 F) and surface (32.0-212 F) modes. Not that you care, but it’s also attractive, in pleasant blue and white.


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VICKS NON-CONTACT BODY/SURFACE THERMOMETER

Let’s Take Your Temp

We’re talking about body heat, not the contract worker helping you out for a while. This handheld, pistol-style Vicks VNT275 Non-Contact Infrared Body/surface Thermometer is fast, gentle, non-invasive and easy to use. Sometimes it’s best not to make a follow-up joke. You’ll get a clinically proven accurate reading in 2 seconds. Fever insight feature changes the large LED screen from green to yellow to red, depending on the temp, and numbers are big and easy-to-read. Has body (93.2-109.2 F) and surface (32.0-212 F) modes. Not that you care, but it’s also attractive, in pleasant blue and white.


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$24.50 EACH

Got A Hungover Zebra?

Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the large one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty; or the double-trouble set with (1) large at 10” dia and (1) small at 6” dia. All have 1-7/8” ID mouths with gasketed screw caps, so they should also work with hot water.

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ZEBRA CLASSIC LARGE ICE PACK

Got A Hungover Zebra?

Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the large one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty; or the double-trouble set with (1) large at 10” dia and (1) small at 6” dia. All have 1-7/8” ID mouths with gasketed screw caps, so they should also work with hot water.

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$3.75 EACH

Look, Up There! It’s A Speaker!

Everyone knows an audio or home theater speaker looks 4x cooler when it’s mounted, and here’s your chance to reach that level of coolness. This strong and durable stainless steel satellite mount lets you hang a speaker up to 5 lbs from either the wall or the ceiling. Ball joint rotates and holds in any direction. The ball is also polymer-injected to control resonance frequencies for better sound. For indoor or outdoor use, and all necessary mounting hardware is included.

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STAINLESS STEEL SATELLITE SPEAKER MOUNT

Look, Up There! It’s A Speaker!

Everyone knows an audio or home theater speaker looks 4x cooler when it’s mounted, and here’s your chance to reach that level of coolness. This strong and durable stainless steel satellite mount lets you hang a speaker up to 5 lbs from either the wall or the ceiling. Ball joint rotates and holds in any direction. The ball is also polymer-injected to control resonance frequencies for better sound. For indoor or outdoor use, and all necessary mounting hardware is included.

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$9.50 EACH

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