Dogs just wanna have fun. You can help by getting yours this 3” dia thick flashing rubber ball toy. (It’s a great present for Rin Tin Tin’s birthday, September 10, which most dogs celebrate.) In black rubber with 1-3/4” dia insets of translucent red, yellow, green and blue rubber spikes (good for their teeth) with flashing LEDs behind them, activated by bouncing. Excellent for nighttime fetching.

This idea is for the birds. Literally. A green/black plastic perch, dish, and dispenser that you can screw onto an inverted plastic pop bottle to convert it into a bird feeder. Obviously, the bottle should have been emptied of pop and filled with seed. One of those "100 things to do with old coat hangers" ideas that really works!! Complete with instructions and bail to hang the completed feeder. Please note: this feeder will not attach properly to the new Coca-Cola low-profile bottles.

For your dog. These thick rubber chew toys will take some serious mastication. You pick: the faux bone has a squeaker inside, is covered with indentations and nodules for added chew-fun, and measures 6-3/4" long x 1-5/8" dia; or the chewy rubber ring, 7" dia x 4-7/8" ID x 1-1/8" thick. We’ll pick one in either purple, green or blue because dogs don’t care and neither should you.

Made for use in aquaria everywhere, these dozen polyresin reproductions of coral and sea anemone are nifty in their own right, and a stylish person might put them on a desk, dresser or mantel. They measure between 2-1/4" and 3-1/2", and include cat’s paw, velvet stone, cauliflower, branch and brain coral, and Atlantic anemones. In an ivory color for the most part, but paintable if you like authenticity, although we’d skip the aquarium use unless you use aquarium approved paints. We’ll pick (2) different, or you can get the whole undersea 12 pack assortment. A steal at twice the price!

Is your dog too stylish for dog tags? Wouldn’t be caught dead wearing them on a catwalk? If so, we’ve got just the thing for you. Our metal I.D. Tubes look like blingy pill capsules attached to little slip rings, and inside there’s a little piece of paper that you write your pet’s information on. You pick: the 15/16" long x 1/4" dia tube with a 3/8" slip ring; or the 1-1/4" long x 3/8" dia tube with a 7/16" slip ring. All the other dogs (and owners) will notice your dog’s new style. Okay, they’d work for cats, too.

For your guppies to hide in when the rest of the tank is just too much, these cartoony, open-mouth fish are wacky additions to any aquarium. Not that fish appreciate wackiness, but still. Measure approx 2” tall x 2-1/2” and if you don’t have an aquarium, just line them up in your bathroom or on a windowsill somewhere in your house. We’ve got (12) different types and we’ll pick (3) different ones for you.

At over 9” long, these pill boxes have either (7) sections marked with the days of the week (SMTWTFS) or (5) sections marked 12345--and they’re shaped like dog bones, which is fun. As a bonus, all have (2) extra compartments at the bone ends so you’ll get (7) or (9) sections, depending on which ones we pick for you. They’re also randomly colored red or blue--another exciting choice we’ll make for you.

All dogs sleep better on fake sheep. Ths fleece and nylon circular pet-bed cover measures approx 19” dia with additional 7” deep fleece sides and a stretchy elastic bottom to fit over a round pet bed. No pooch? Slide it over a round ottoman to keep your feets cozy on chilly nights.

Yes, the figure of speech is to “bell the cat,” but this bell, while having a pretty dainty tinkle, is made for hanging from a dog’s collar so you can track the pooch in the field. Brass-plated (the bell, not the dog), it measures 1-3/4” x 1-3/8”, and hangs on a 3” long canvas strap. No dog? Use it to call your footman.

The biggest doggie don’t is: don’t leave the do-do behind. To that end, here’s a cute little plastic bone-shaped carrier for the bags, with a clip. Hook it on the leash and fill it with the included (80) standard-size dog-do plastic bags. The bags are printed with dog-related patterns--bones, paw prints, etc., which your dog will find funny. (Yes, dogs have a sense of humor; you just don’t get their jokes.)

Don’t let your dog go out again with a mismatched collar and leash set. You may think your pooch doesn’t care, but have you noticed the disdainful looks on the other dogs’ faces? What kind of a person are you? You pick: the small-dog set, a 5/8" wide nylon collar adjustable from 9" to 14" with a 5/8" D-ring and molle buckle, and the matching 5/8" wide, 6-foot leash with a swivel-snap hook; or the medium-dog set, a 3/4" wide nylon collar adjustable from 14" to 20" with a 3/4" D-ring and molle buckle, and the matching 3/4" wide, 6-foot leash with a swivel-snap hook. We’ll pick a set in blue, gray, green or red that will either complement or smartly contrast with your dog’s coat.

We know, we know--we shouldn’t be so judgmental, but this cat bed is fleece-lined and round, 13” dia x 6-1/2” tall, in a navy blue tuna-can design with a silver lid that’s permanently half opened, for better cat coziness. The dopey part is that the front has a fish on it and the words “Fresh Tuna.” Luckily, most cats can’t read, or prefer not to. If you don’t have a cat, you could store cans of tuna in it.

Beat those wet-dog blues with this canine-couture red polyester raincoat for petite pooches. Measures 13” long x 11-1/2” wide with a faux fleece lining (because dogs don’t chase faux sheep), a pair of hook-and-loop straps, and a snap-on hood with a see-through visor so the pooch can see the other dogs’ envious looks.