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SEASONAL & HOLIDAY ITEMS

Motorize Your Closet

This motorized tie and belt rack from StorageMaid is like a personalized version of the giant moving organizers at your dry cleaners. Push the two-way control and your fashion accoutrements come to you. Holds (72) ties and (8) belts and don't tell us you don't have that many—get rid of the sweatsuits and release your inner dandy. Also works fine for scarves and necklaces. In fashionable black, it fits wire-type shelving, runs on (4) “C” batteries that you add and measures approx 18” x 8” x 4”. Includes a bonus tie clip and pouch. Step up your closet game.

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MOTORIZED TIE AND BELT RACK

Motorize Your Closet

This motorized tie and belt rack from StorageMaid is like a personalized version of the giant moving organizers at your dry cleaners. Push the two-way control and your fashion accoutrements come to you. Holds (72) ties and (8) belts and don't tell us you don't have that many—get rid of the sweatsuits and release your inner dandy. Also works fine for scarves and necklaces. In fashionable black, it fits wire-type shelving, runs on (4) “C” batteries that you add and measures approx 18” x 8” x 4”. Includes a bonus tie clip and pouch. Step up your closet game.

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$19.50 EACH

Toucan...

...play this game. And so can you. Put a touch of tropical whimsy on your mantel with this laid-back toucan resting in a banana boat. Imagine a cross between Sam, the Froot Loops pitchbird, and Jimmy Buffet wasting away on his day off. Made from the ubiquitous and pretty-near-indestructible polyresin, the bird measures 9” x 6”, including the banana boat.

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TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE

Toucan...

...play this game. And so can you. Put a touch of tropical whimsy on your mantel with this laid-back toucan resting in a banana boat. Imagine a cross between Sam, the Froot Loops pitchbird, and Jimmy Buffet wasting away on his day off. Made from the ubiquitous and pretty-near-indestructible polyresin, the bird measures 9” x 6”, including the banana boat.

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$3.75 EACH
$4.95
-24%

Christmas Is In The Bag

Add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine LED trees. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack that hides the battery pack (that requires 2-AA batteries not included)  that light the LED pre-lights. Great for party center pieces or for Halloween hats. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. 

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23” TALL CHRISTMAS TREE WITH LIGHTS

Christmas Is In The Bag

Add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine LED trees. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack that hides the battery pack (that requires 2-AA batteries not included)  that light the LED pre-lights. Great for party center pieces or for Halloween hats. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. 

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$7.50 EACH
$14.50
-48%

KNOW ANY NUMBSKULLS?

Alas, we do, too, and here’s another one—made of foam. Quite realistic-looking due to the weathered color and texture, it has most of its teeth, all of its fissures, and deep, creepy eye sockets. A must-have for the Halloween season, productions of Hamlet and Gothic interior design. Very lightweight so it would also work for macabre indoor volleyball. The flat bottom means it will sit right up on your (actual) desktop as a procrastination deterrent.

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FOAM REALISTIC HUMAN SKULL

KNOW ANY NUMBSKULLS?

Alas, we do, too, and here’s another one—made of foam. Quite realistic-looking due to the weathered color and texture, it has most of its teeth, all of its fissures, and deep, creepy eye sockets. A must-have for the Halloween season, productions of Hamlet and Gothic interior design. Very lightweight so it would also work for macabre indoor volleyball. The flat bottom means it will sit right up on your (actual) desktop as a procrastination deterrent.

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$8.95 EACH

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY WHITE CHRISTMAS

Christmas Is In The Bag.  Have a white Christmas and add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine all white LED tree. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack and illuminates with embedded white LED lights. Great for party center pieces, small apartments or as a gift to a Bing Crosby fan. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. Requires (2) for it's plastic holder that lasted an astounding 2 weeks at 24/7. Get Energizers here. Click.

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TREE, CHRISTMAS, LED, BATTERY, 23" WHITE 13"WIDE

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY WHITE CHRISTMAS

Christmas Is In The Bag.  Have a white Christmas and add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine all white LED tree. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack and illuminates with embedded white LED lights. Great for party center pieces, small apartments or as a gift to a Bing Crosby fan. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. Requires (2) for it's plastic holder that lasted an astounding 2 weeks at 24/7. Get Energizers here. Click.

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$14.50 EACH

Fontana Di Gravy

Chocolate fountains are so over. Give best friends a nice gravy fountain for their wedding reception. Or just buy this 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” bogus box with “The Amazing Gravy Fountain” photos and text extolling its virtues, discussing the included ladle and recipe book and featuring a cute, gravy-spitting frog on the front. Feel free to put something equally stupid from our catalog inside, or give something they’ll really appreciate, like a chocolate fountain (they’re not over).

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GRAVY FOUNTAIN GAG GIFT BOX

Fontana Di Gravy

Chocolate fountains are so over. Give best friends a nice gravy fountain for their wedding reception. Or just buy this 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” bogus box with “The Amazing Gravy Fountain” photos and text extolling its virtues, discussing the included ladle and recipe book and featuring a cute, gravy-spitting frog on the front. Feel free to put something equally stupid from our catalog inside, or give something they’ll really appreciate, like a chocolate fountain (they’re not over).

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$6.75 EACH

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