SEASONAL & HOLIDAY ITEMS

Toucan...

...play this game. And so can you. Put a touch of tropical whimsy on your mantel with this laid-back toucan resting in a banana boat. Imagine a cross between Sam, the Froot Loops pitchbird, and Jimmy Buffet wasting away on his day off. Made from the ubiquitous and pretty-near-indestructible polyresin, the bird measures 9” x 6”, including the banana boat.

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TOUCAN IN A BOAT STATUETTE

Toucan...

...play this game. And so can you. Put a touch of tropical whimsy on your mantel with this laid-back toucan resting in a banana boat. Imagine a cross between Sam, the Froot Loops pitchbird, and Jimmy Buffet wasting away on his day off. Made from the ubiquitous and pretty-near-indestructible polyresin, the bird measures 9” x 6”, including the banana boat.

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$3.75 EACH
$4.95
-24%

KNOW ANY NUMBSKULLS?

Alas, we do, too, and here’s another one—made of foam. Quite realistic-looking due to the weathered color and texture, it has most of its teeth, all of its fissures, and deep, creepy eye sockets. A must-have for the Halloween season, productions of Hamlet and Gothic interior design. Very lightweight so it would also work for macabre indoor volleyball. The flat bottom means it will sit right up on your (actual) desktop as a procrastination deterrent.

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FOAM REALISTIC HUMAN SKULL

KNOW ANY NUMBSKULLS?

Alas, we do, too, and here’s another one—made of foam. Quite realistic-looking due to the weathered color and texture, it has most of its teeth, all of its fissures, and deep, creepy eye sockets. A must-have for the Halloween season, productions of Hamlet and Gothic interior design. Very lightweight so it would also work for macabre indoor volleyball. The flat bottom means it will sit right up on your (actual) desktop as a procrastination deterrent.

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$7.35 EACH
$8.95
-18%

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY WHITE CHRISTMAS

Christmas Is In The Bag.  Have a white Christmas and add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine all white LED tree. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack and illuminates with embedded white LED lights. Great for party center pieces, small apartments or as a gift to a Bing Crosby fan. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. Requires (2) for it's plastic holder that lasted an astounding 2 weeks at 24/7. Get Energizers here. Click.

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TREE, CHRISTMAS, LED, BATTERY, 23" WHITE 13"WIDE

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY WHITE CHRISTMAS

Christmas Is In The Bag.  Have a white Christmas and add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine all white LED tree. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack and illuminates with embedded white LED lights. Great for party center pieces, small apartments or as a gift to a Bing Crosby fan. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. Requires (2) for it's plastic holder that lasted an astounding 2 weeks at 24/7. Get Energizers here. Click.

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$12.50 EACH
$14.50
-14%

Pepperoni, Mushroom & Olive Pool Float

Plus green peppers, at no extra charge. Fooey on inflatable unicorns--grown-ups will relax on this giant slice-of-pizza pool float. Measures 43" wide at the crust x 72" long. The crust, like all pizza crusts, is thicker so you can rest your weary head. An extra-large inflater valve makes blowing up your slice easier than ever. For ages 8+.

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PIZZA SLICE INFLATABLE POOL FLOAT

Pepperoni, Mushroom & Olive Pool Float

Plus green peppers, at no extra charge. Fooey on inflatable unicorns--grown-ups will relax on this giant slice-of-pizza pool float. Measures 43" wide at the crust x 72" long. The crust, like all pizza crusts, is thicker so you can rest your weary head. An extra-large inflater valve makes blowing up your slice easier than ever. For ages 8+.

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$17.50 EACH

Christmas Is In The Bag

Add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine LED trees. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack that hides the battery pack (that requires 2-AA batteries not included)  that light the LED pre-lights. Great for party center pieces or for Halloween hats. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. 

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23” TALL CHRISTMAS TREE WITH LIGHTS

Christmas Is In The Bag

Add a little holiday cheer without tree shopping or trimming parties with this pre-lit artificial mini-pine LED trees. Stands a proud 23” tall on a little burlap sack that hides the battery pack (that requires 2-AA batteries not included)  that light the LED pre-lights. Great for party center pieces or for Halloween hats. Yes, it’s AS&S Elf-approved. 

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$14.50 EACH

Fontana Di Gravy

Chocolate fountains are so over. Give best friends a nice gravy fountain for their wedding reception. Or just buy this 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” bogus box with “The Amazing Gravy Fountain” photos and text extolling its virtues, discussing the included ladle and recipe book and featuring a cute, gravy-spitting frog on the front. Feel free to put something equally stupid from our catalog inside, or give something they’ll really appreciate, like a chocolate fountain (they’re not over).

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GRAVY FOUNTAIN GAG GIFT BOX

Fontana Di Gravy

Chocolate fountains are so over. Give best friends a nice gravy fountain for their wedding reception. Or just buy this 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” bogus box with “The Amazing Gravy Fountain” photos and text extolling its virtues, discussing the included ladle and recipe book and featuring a cute, gravy-spitting frog on the front. Feel free to put something equally stupid from our catalog inside, or give something they’ll really appreciate, like a chocolate fountain (they’re not over).

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$6.75 EACH
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MOTORIZED TIE AND BELT RACK
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Motorize Your Closet

This motorized tie and belt rack from StorageMaid is like a personalized version of the giant moving organizers at your dry cleaners. Push the two-way control and your fashion accoutrements come to you. Holds (72) ties and (8) belts and don't tell us you don't have that many—get rid of the sweatsuits and release your inner dandy. Also works fine for scarves and necklaces. In fashionable black, it fits wire-type shelving, runs on (4) “C” batteries that you add and measures approx 18” x 8” x 4”. Includes a bonus tie clip and pouch. Step up your closet game.

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MOTORIZED TIE AND BELT RACK

Motorize Your Closet

This motorized tie and belt rack from StorageMaid is like a personalized version of the giant moving organizers at your dry cleaners. Push the two-way control and your fashion accoutrements come to you. Holds (72) ties and (8) belts and don't tell us you don't have that many—get rid of the sweatsuits and release your inner dandy. Also works fine for scarves and necklaces. In fashionable black, it fits wire-type shelving, runs on (4) “C” batteries that you add and measures approx 18” x 8” x 4”. Includes a bonus tie clip and pouch. Step up your closet game.

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$15.00 EACH
$19.50
-23%

Ride The Wild Eagle

Rubber ducks are for toddlers' bath time and inner tubes are for amateurs. Real river runners jump on the back of a bald eagle and ride the waves in patriotic style. The bird's determined gaze will help tame the rapids, and the colorful American flag wings will make it easier for the rescue team to find you. On second thought, maybe just use it in your pool. It wouldn't make you any less patriotic. Measures 50" long x 40" wide (which is actually bigger than a real bald eagle) x 32" tall at the bald spot. Paddle not included.

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AMERICAN BALD EAGLE POOL FLOATIE

Ride The Wild Eagle

Rubber ducks are for toddlers' bath time and inner tubes are for amateurs. Real river runners jump on the back of a bald eagle and ride the waves in patriotic style. The bird's determined gaze will help tame the rapids, and the colorful American flag wings will make it easier for the rescue team to find you. On second thought, maybe just use it in your pool. It wouldn't make you any less patriotic. Measures 50" long x 40" wide (which is actually bigger than a real bald eagle) x 32" tall at the bald spot. Paddle not included.

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$16.95 EACH
$19.50
-13%

Gala Garlands

We have this fete fetish. Our souls rejoice in decorations like these holiday garlands. We wind the arch little garlands around desk or doorway, anchoring them with tape or a few small nails. We switch the 9-ft wire garlands with their small plastic cutouts from white wedding bells to black Halloween cats to red Christmas designs, always instep with the seasons (and with birthdays and new babies). Let us choose (4) different garlands for you!

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ASST GARLANDS

Gala Garlands

We have this fete fetish. Our souls rejoice in decorations like these holiday garlands. We wind the arch little garlands around desk or doorway, anchoring them with tape or a few small nails. We switch the 9-ft wire garlands with their small plastic cutouts from white wedding bells to black Halloween cats to red Christmas designs, always instep with the seasons (and with birthdays and new babies). Let us choose (4) different garlands for you!

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$3.25 PKG (4)

Acrylic Stars & Stripes

These acrylic American flags (the white stripes and stars are clear) were originally mounted on the head of a flashlight, which we don't have. Nice, though. Drill a hole in a pole or other mounting material to take the 7/8" dia bottom of the mast and you've got a new, modern take on Old Glory. Measures 5-1/4" x 3" x 5/16" thick plus the staff which extends 1-1/4" below the flag.

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ACRYLIC AMERICAN FLAG

Acrylic Stars & Stripes

These acrylic American flags (the white stripes and stars are clear) were originally mounted on the head of a flashlight, which we don't have. Nice, though. Drill a hole in a pole or other mounting material to take the 7/8" dia bottom of the mast and you've got a new, modern take on Old Glory. Measures 5-1/4" x 3" x 5/16" thick plus the staff which extends 1-1/4" below the flag.

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$3.50 PKG (4)

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