SEASONAL & HOLIDAY ITEMS

Spikes For Hikes On The Ice

Save yourself from sliding on the ice or slick terrain. Use our easiest-to-carry, simplest-to-attach black rubber treads with metal spikes whenever you hike, regardless of conditions. Just 4" wide x 2" with (5) steel rivets on the bottom, they have stretchable toe loops on the front and a hook-and-loop strap to secure them over the top of your shoes. Store flat in a pocket, bag or glove compartment in less room than you’d need for a decent-sized chocolate-chip cookie.

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PORTABLE STRAP-ON SHOE SPIKES

Spikes For Hikes On The Ice

Save yourself from sliding on the ice or slick terrain. Use our easiest-to-carry, simplest-to-attach black rubber treads with metal spikes whenever you hike, regardless of conditions. Just 4" wide x 2" with (5) steel rivets on the bottom, they have stretchable toe loops on the front and a hook-and-loop strap to secure them over the top of your shoes. Store flat in a pocket, bag or glove compartment in less room than you’d need for a decent-sized chocolate-chip cookie.

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$2.50 EACH
$3.95
-37%

Ride The Wild Eagle

Rubber ducks are for toddlers' bath time and inner tubes are for amateurs. Real river runners jump on the back of a bald eagle and ride the waves in patriotic style. The bird's determined gaze will help tame the rapids, and the colorful American flag wings will make it easier for the rescue team to find you. On second thought, maybe just use it in your pool. It wouldn't make you any less patriotic. Measures 50" long x 40" wide (which is actually bigger than a real bald eagle) x 32" tall at the bald spot. Paddle not included.

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AMERICAN BALD EAGLE POOL FLOATIE

Ride The Wild Eagle

Rubber ducks are for toddlers' bath time and inner tubes are for amateurs. Real river runners jump on the back of a bald eagle and ride the waves in patriotic style. The bird's determined gaze will help tame the rapids, and the colorful American flag wings will make it easier for the rescue team to find you. On second thought, maybe just use it in your pool. It wouldn't make you any less patriotic. Measures 50" long x 40" wide (which is actually bigger than a real bald eagle) x 32" tall at the bald spot. Paddle not included.

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$19.50 EACH

Fontana Di Gravy

Chocolate fountains are so over. Give best friends a nice gravy fountain for their wedding reception. Or just buy this 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” bogus box with “The Amazing Gravy Fountain” photos and text extolling its virtues, discussing the included ladle and recipe book and featuring a cute, gravy-spitting frog on the front. Feel free to put something equally stupid from our catalog inside, or give something they’ll really appreciate, like a chocolate fountain (they’re not over).

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GRAVY FOUNTAIN GAG GIFT BOX

Fontana Di Gravy

Chocolate fountains are so over. Give best friends a nice gravy fountain for their wedding reception. Or just buy this 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” bogus box with “The Amazing Gravy Fountain” photos and text extolling its virtues, discussing the included ladle and recipe book and featuring a cute, gravy-spitting frog on the front. Feel free to put something equally stupid from our catalog inside, or give something they’ll really appreciate, like a chocolate fountain (they’re not over).

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$6.75 EACH

Gala Garlands

We have this fete fetish. Our souls rejoice in decorations like these holiday garlands. We wind the arch little garlands around desk or doorway, anchoring them with tape or a few small nails. We switch the 9-ft wire garlands with their small plastic cutouts from white wedding bells to black Halloween cats to red Christmas designs, always instep with the seasons (and with birthdays and new babies). Let us choose (4) different garlands for you!

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ASST GARLANDS

Gala Garlands

We have this fete fetish. Our souls rejoice in decorations like these holiday garlands. We wind the arch little garlands around desk or doorway, anchoring them with tape or a few small nails. We switch the 9-ft wire garlands with their small plastic cutouts from white wedding bells to black Halloween cats to red Christmas designs, always instep with the seasons (and with birthdays and new babies). Let us choose (4) different garlands for you!

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$3.25 PKG (4)

Acrylic Stars & Stripes

These acrylic American flags (the white stripes and stars are clear) were originally mounted on the head of a flashlight, which we don't have. Nice, though. Drill a hole in a pole or other mounting material to take the 7/8" dia bottom of the mast and you've got a new, modern take on Old Glory. Measures 5-1/4" x 3" x 5/16" thick plus the staff which extends 1-1/4" below the flag.

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ACRYLIC AMERICAN FLAG

Acrylic Stars & Stripes

These acrylic American flags (the white stripes and stars are clear) were originally mounted on the head of a flashlight, which we don't have. Nice, though. Drill a hole in a pole or other mounting material to take the 7/8" dia bottom of the mast and you've got a new, modern take on Old Glory. Measures 5-1/4" x 3" x 5/16" thick plus the staff which extends 1-1/4" below the flag.

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$3.50 PKG (4)

Surplus Santa On A Rope

For people without chimneys, Santa uses a rope, like an airborne ranger with presents. He’s about a foot tall and goes up and down on an approx 2-foot rope pulled by a string from a motorized box in a gold Santa bag that takes (3) “AA” batteries. (not included) Surplusiness factor: Santa’s glittery bag has shed some slightly gooey glitter, some of which is on Santa, but he cleans up with a little soap and water, ready to ascend to your mantel.

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CLIMBING SANTA CLAUS DECORATION

Surplus Santa On A Rope

For people without chimneys, Santa uses a rope, like an airborne ranger with presents. He’s about a foot tall and goes up and down on an approx 2-foot rope pulled by a string from a motorized box in a gold Santa bag that takes (3) “AA” batteries. (not included) Surplusiness factor: Santa’s glittery bag has shed some slightly gooey glitter, some of which is on Santa, but he cleans up with a little soap and water, ready to ascend to your mantel.

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$6.95 EACH

Pepperoni, Mushroom & Olive Pool Float

Plus green peppers, at no extra charge. Fooey on inflatable unicorns--grown-ups will relax on this giant slice-of-pizza pool float. Measures 43" wide at the crust x 72" long. The crust, like all pizza crusts, is thicker so you can rest your weary head. An extra-large inflater valve makes blowing up your slice easier than ever. For ages 8+.

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PIZZA SLICE INFLATABLE POOL FLOAT

Pepperoni, Mushroom & Olive Pool Float

Plus green peppers, at no extra charge. Fooey on inflatable unicorns--grown-ups will relax on this giant slice-of-pizza pool float. Measures 43" wide at the crust x 72" long. The crust, like all pizza crusts, is thicker so you can rest your weary head. An extra-large inflater valve makes blowing up your slice easier than ever. For ages 8+.

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$17.50 EACH

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