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UNBELIEVABLE MUST GO ITEMS!

It's Only A Sailor Moon

It's all make-believe, but it's also the best-selling Japanese manga series of all time. (Just ask your favorite millennial—they’d be thrilled to explain it to you.) This collectible analog wristwatch features the Sailor Scouts on the colorful stained-glass watch dial, and a Moon Stick second hand. Hours are denoted by colored rhinestones on the case, and they fashionably match each member of the quintet. Leather band measures about 8-3/4”, so it should fit the wrist of most guardians of love and justice. Watch face is 1.1”, and the whole shebang is powered by an AG4 battery. Licensed by Toei Animations.

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COLLECTIBLE SAILOR MOON QUARTZ WRIST WATCH

It's Only A Sailor Moon

It's all make-believe, but it's also the best-selling Japanese manga series of all time. (Just ask your favorite millennial—they’d be thrilled to explain it to you.) This collectible analog wristwatch features the Sailor Scouts on the colorful stained-glass watch dial, and a Moon Stick second hand. Hours are denoted by colored rhinestones on the case, and they fashionably match each member of the quintet. Leather band measures about 8-3/4”, so it should fit the wrist of most guardians of love and justice. Watch face is 1.1”, and the whole shebang is powered by an AG4 battery. Licensed by Toei Animations.

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$9.00 EACH
$12.95
-31%

This Is One Salty Lamp

Himalayan, Heralayan, what’s the difference? The difference is, Himalayan rock salt is pink, and this 5-lb hunk of it has been repurposed into a very cool lamp with a 5-foot power cord and an inline on-off switch. Includes a socket for a 110V 15W incandescent bulb (included), and the hunk itself measures approx 7" tall on a 3-7/8" dia wooden base. Just plug it in and feel the Himalayan difference. Pet lovers, please check with your vet before letting Fluffy, Fido, Mr. Bird or other critters lick or rub against a salt block.

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HIMALAYAN SALT CRYSTAL LAMP

This Is One Salty Lamp

Himalayan, Heralayan, what’s the difference? The difference is, Himalayan rock salt is pink, and this 5-lb hunk of it has been repurposed into a very cool lamp with a 5-foot power cord and an inline on-off switch. Includes a socket for a 110V 15W incandescent bulb (included), and the hunk itself measures approx 7" tall on a 3-7/8" dia wooden base. Just plug it in and feel the Himalayan difference. Pet lovers, please check with your vet before letting Fluffy, Fido, Mr. Bird or other critters lick or rub against a salt block.

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$12.50 EACH
$19.50
-36%

Our Gentlest-Looking Tape

These rolls of light blue, pink and yellow masking tape (and maybe even more colors) would be right at home at an Easter egg hunt or a preppy-themed party. Or for any taping situations where you don’t want to use the same old beige stuff. Bring some happy color into your life! These rolls are 1" wide and 10 yards long, and our each is (3) rolls of different colors.

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PASTEL MASKING TAPE

Our Gentlest-Looking Tape

These rolls of light blue, pink and yellow masking tape (and maybe even more colors) would be right at home at an Easter egg hunt or a preppy-themed party. Or for any taping situations where you don’t want to use the same old beige stuff. Bring some happy color into your life! These rolls are 1" wide and 10 yards long, and our each is (3) rolls of different colors.

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$0.95 EACH
$2.95
-68%

Iron-on Canvas

These here are made for repairing tents after critters tried to get inside or somebody bent over too fast with a machete in his belt. Iron these off-white canvas strips, shiny side down, over the hole and yer tent's like new, almost. Pants too, if ya got off-white canvas britches. Make good iron-on name tags, no matter how short or long your name is. Small are 2" x 2". Sold in large quantities, in case you have particularly aggressive critters, or an extra-long machete.

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2" X 2" HEAT SEAL CANVAS PATCH

Iron-on Canvas

These here are made for repairing tents after critters tried to get inside or somebody bent over too fast with a machete in his belt. Iron these off-white canvas strips, shiny side down, over the hole and yer tent's like new, almost. Pants too, if ya got off-white canvas britches. Make good iron-on name tags, no matter how short or long your name is. Small are 2" x 2". Sold in large quantities, in case you have particularly aggressive critters, or an extra-long machete.

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$1.45 PKG (100)
$2.00
-28%

Silicone Squashy Reusable Cup

Our squishable silicone coffee cup looks like the takeaway cups you get at coffee shops, complete with the slide-up cuff that keeps your fingers from burning or freezing. Now you can drink your frappalattes or milkshakes out of reusable silicone instead of paper and save the planet. Our cup handles freezer temps down to -40F, and hot temps up to 446F. Squash the cup when you’re done, and put it in your pocket to use again later. Holds 10 oz and stands 5” tall x 3-1/4” dia at the top. Push on its head and watch it sink to just half its size. We’ll send you one in white and aqua, navy, red or lime green to match your eyes.

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COLLAPSIBLE SILICONE TRAVEL CUP

Silicone Squashy Reusable Cup

Our squishable silicone coffee cup looks like the takeaway cups you get at coffee shops, complete with the slide-up cuff that keeps your fingers from burning or freezing. Now you can drink your frappalattes or milkshakes out of reusable silicone instead of paper and save the planet. Our cup handles freezer temps down to -40F, and hot temps up to 446F. Squash the cup when you’re done, and put it in your pocket to use again later. Holds 10 oz and stands 5” tall x 3-1/4” dia at the top. Push on its head and watch it sink to just half its size. We’ll send you one in white and aqua, navy, red or lime green to match your eyes.

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$3.75 EACH
$6.50
-42%

Hemostats, Forceps, Fish Hook Removers

Whatever you call them they are super handy. Used for suturing, these are carbon-steel straight-locking needle holders, 5” long with narrow serrated 7/16” tips. And yes, you’re permitted to use them for other stuff if you’re not a surgeon. (Or even if you are a surgeon, actually.)

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5” LONG HEMOSTAT FORCEPS

Hemostats, Forceps, Fish Hook Removers

Whatever you call them they are super handy. Used for suturing, these are carbon-steel straight-locking needle holders, 5” long with narrow serrated 7/16” tips. And yes, you’re permitted to use them for other stuff if you’re not a surgeon. (Or even if you are a surgeon, actually.)

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$2.95 PKG (3)
$4.95
-40%

Tap Into This

This Lighthouse H2O filtering water pitcher is BPA-free, holds 3-2/3 quarts (that’s 3-1/2 liters) and measures approx 11-1/2” tall x 10-1/3” deep x 5-7/8” wide. Filters out solids, heavy metals, pesticides, toxins and chlorine, and then alkalizes the water to a healthy 8.5-10 pH with a pure, silky taste. Includes (2) 6-stage, screw-in filter cartridges with replacement indicators. Filters last for about 60 days each and are available all over the internets. On the Web, this pitcher sells for 50% more. Just sayin’. At this price buy a few just for the 2-filters. 

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3-2/3 QUART ALKALINE WATER-FILTERING PITCHER

Tap Into This

This Lighthouse H2O filtering water pitcher is BPA-free, holds 3-2/3 quarts (that’s 3-1/2 liters) and measures approx 11-1/2” tall x 10-1/3” deep x 5-7/8” wide. Filters out solids, heavy metals, pesticides, toxins and chlorine, and then alkalizes the water to a healthy 8.5-10 pH with a pure, silky taste. Includes (2) 6-stage, screw-in filter cartridges with replacement indicators. Filters last for about 60 days each and are available all over the internets. On the Web, this pitcher sells for 50% more. Just sayin’. At this price buy a few just for the 2-filters. 

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$10.00 EACH
$17.50
-43%

When We Say, “Jump”…

You say, “Can I get I high-tech rope?” And the answer is yes. Once upon a fight gym, a jump rope was a jump rope. You’d seen one, you’d seen them all. But it’s a brand new day, friends, and our jump rope is adjustable for your height, and embedded with PVC for durability. Also has 360-degree no-tangle rotation assisted by ball bearings in the handles, which are padded with 6” of memory foam—like mattresses for your hands. In black, with maybe some red accents, maybe not, and would Marciano or Ali have cared?

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ADJUSTABLE NO-TANGLE JUMP ROPE

When We Say, “Jump”…

You say, “Can I get I high-tech rope?” And the answer is yes. Once upon a fight gym, a jump rope was a jump rope. You’d seen one, you’d seen them all. But it’s a brand new day, friends, and our jump rope is adjustable for your height, and embedded with PVC for durability. Also has 360-degree no-tangle rotation assisted by ball bearings in the handles, which are padded with 6” of memory foam—like mattresses for your hands. In black, with maybe some red accents, maybe not, and would Marciano or Ali have cared?

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$2.50 EACH
$5.75
-57%

Gafferesque Tape

Need to gaff? This is not technically gaffers’ tape because it has no cloth backing, but it has very similar adhesion and tearabilityness, so it’ll do for pretty much all your gaffing-like needs. Gray vinyl, 1-7/8" wide x .004" on a 50-yard roll. Just a good, solid, versatile roll of tape.

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GRAY VINYL GAFFER-STYLE TAPE

Gafferesque Tape

Need to gaff? This is not technically gaffers’ tape because it has no cloth backing, but it has very similar adhesion and tearabilityness, so it’ll do for pretty much all your gaffing-like needs. Gray vinyl, 1-7/8" wide x .004" on a 50-yard roll. Just a good, solid, versatile roll of tape.

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$2.00 EACH
$4.75
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Wigs Not To Dye For

If you love the electric and primary-colored hair you’ve been seeing lately but don’t want your kids to go all-in with dye jobs of their own, we’ve got them covered. At least, we’ve got their heads covered. Let them be edgy only when they want to with our wacky 11” nylon mohawk wigs, each connected to an elastic skullcap with (6) white LEDs that strobe, flash or pulse, powered by (3) included AG-13 batteries. You pick: the blue, yellow, green and aqua one; the other one in green, aqua, magenta and purple; or the black, green and orange one. In kid sizes, but feel free to get one for yourself if you think you can squeeze into it. Ages 3+.

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GREEN-AQUA MOHAWK WIG WITH LEDS

Wigs Not To Dye For

If you love the electric and primary-colored hair you’ve been seeing lately but don’t want your kids to go all-in with dye jobs of their own, we’ve got them covered. At least, we’ve got their heads covered. Let them be edgy only when they want to with our wacky 11” nylon mohawk wigs, each connected to an elastic skullcap with (6) white LEDs that strobe, flash or pulse, powered by (3) included AG-13 batteries. You pick: the blue, yellow, green and aqua one; the other one in green, aqua, magenta and purple; or the black, green and orange one. In kid sizes, but feel free to get one for yourself if you think you can squeeze into it. Ages 3+.

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$3.00 EACH
$5.95
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For Fleeing A Fire

Originally a fire safety escape kit, you'll get a headlamp (which is the meat and potatoes of the kit) with (8) white LEDs on a pivoting bracket with adjustable elastic straps that are nominally approx 8" across and powered by (3) included “AAA” batteries. Also comes with a screw hook, a suction cup child locator, and (10) reflective 2" arrow stickers. But it’s the LED lamp, at our great price, that makes this one so attractive.

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LED HEADLAMP WITH FIRE SAFTEY KIT

For Fleeing A Fire

Originally a fire safety escape kit, you'll get a headlamp (which is the meat and potatoes of the kit) with (8) white LEDs on a pivoting bracket with adjustable elastic straps that are nominally approx 8" across and powered by (3) included “AAA” batteries. Also comes with a screw hook, a suction cup child locator, and (10) reflective 2" arrow stickers. But it’s the LED lamp, at our great price, that makes this one so attractive.

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$2.00 EACH
$4.50
-56%

The Electric Beanie

Stocking cap, actually, or (Navy) watch cap, but the hip kids call them beanies now, so we’ll try our darnedest to stay “with it.” This black acrylic knit beanie lights up with 5 white LED's. Has a small battery holder with a little switch under the fold. Put this one size fits most hat on when you walk the dog, shovel snow or shooting hoops at night. They come with (2) CR2032 button-cell batteries that work but may need to be replaced soon. Good thing we have them here. Click. Now go shovel, your driveway looks terrible.

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LED LIGHT-UP KNIT STOCKING CAP

The Electric Beanie

Stocking cap, actually, or (Navy) watch cap, but the hip kids call them beanies now, so we’ll try our darnedest to stay “with it.” This black acrylic knit beanie lights up with 5 white LED's. Has a small battery holder with a little switch under the fold. Put this one size fits most hat on when you walk the dog, shovel snow or shooting hoops at night. They come with (2) CR2032 button-cell batteries that work but may need to be replaced soon. Good thing we have them here. Click. Now go shovel, your driveway looks terrible.

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$2.00 EACH
$5.95
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Alkalines A-Go-Go

It’s a surplus "D" medical grade alkaline battery bonanza! These 15.25Ah  (15,250mAh) 12V alkaline battery packs have (8) standard sized 1.5V “D” cells stacked in (4) plastic-wrapped columns of (2). The pack is soldered together, and can be used as-is or easily separated and used as extremely long-lasting alkaline batteries for devices. New, but originally intended for use in medical equipment. MFG date of 06/2019 so they are fresh! Pack measures 5.39" X 4.84" X 1.35". That's only .75/each battery. Isn't surplus wonderful. 

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15,250mAh D CELL ALKALINE BATTERY 8-PACK

Alkalines A-Go-Go

It’s a surplus "D" medical grade alkaline battery bonanza! These 15.25Ah  (15,250mAh) 12V alkaline battery packs have (8) standard sized 1.5V “D” cells stacked in (4) plastic-wrapped columns of (2). The pack is soldered together, and can be used as-is or easily separated and used as extremely long-lasting alkaline batteries for devices. New, but originally intended for use in medical equipment. MFG date of 06/2019 so they are fresh! Pack measures 5.39" X 4.84" X 1.35". That's only .75/each battery. Isn't surplus wonderful. 

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$5.00 EACH
$12.50
-60%

Where There’s Smoke, There’s BBQ

Is it an actual barbecue or just a cookout? Die-hards would say it’s only a barbecue if the meat’s been smoked. Either way, The Smoker Box from Silberspitze will deliver smokehouse flavor straight from your grill, so you can have that genuine ’cue flavor at any old cookout. The box itself is 100% stainless steel, 8-3/4” x 3-1/2” x 1-1/2”, and all you do is fill it with wood chips, place it in your grill and let it infuse whatever you’re cooking. Works with gas or charcoal grills, and comes with a heat-resistant glove, recipes and a guide, including tips on which (7) woods works best.

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BBQ SMOKER BOX AND HEAT-RESISTANT GLOVE

Where There’s Smoke, There’s BBQ

Is it an actual barbecue or just a cookout? Die-hards would say it’s only a barbecue if the meat’s been smoked. Either way, The Smoker Box from Silberspitze will deliver smokehouse flavor straight from your grill, so you can have that genuine ’cue flavor at any old cookout. The box itself is 100% stainless steel, 8-3/4” x 3-1/2” x 1-1/2”, and all you do is fill it with wood chips, place it in your grill and let it infuse whatever you’re cooking. Works with gas or charcoal grills, and comes with a heat-resistant glove, recipes and a guide, including tips on which (7) woods works best.

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$5.00 EACH
$9.50
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Hang Up Your Coat!

We sound like your mother, don't we? Well, she was right, you should hang up your coat, even when you’re in your car. The Auto Coat Valet is a stainless steel hanger made so you can safely drape your jacket from it instead of putting it on the hook above the back door so it can block your vision or fall on the floor and be all wrinkled when you get wherever you're going. No installation, just squeeze the valet and let the brackets slip onto the post on the headrest. Will fit any headrest with bars of 1/2” dia or smaller and brackets may need a little encouragement to swivel at first. You’ll never arrive wrinkled or rumpled again.

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AUTOMOBILE COAT HANGER VALET

Hang Up Your Coat!

We sound like your mother, don't we? Well, she was right, you should hang up your coat, even when you’re in your car. The Auto Coat Valet is a stainless steel hanger made so you can safely drape your jacket from it instead of putting it on the hook above the back door so it can block your vision or fall on the floor and be all wrinkled when you get wherever you're going. No installation, just squeeze the valet and let the brackets slip onto the post on the headrest. Will fit any headrest with bars of 1/2” dia or smaller and brackets may need a little encouragement to swivel at first. You’ll never arrive wrinkled or rumpled again.

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$6.50 EACH
$9.50
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Pray For Rain

And measure the results with this angelic rain gauge. This polyresin angel looks to be a young seraph or aging cherub (call it a teen angel), and is embracing a 1” dia x 5-1/2” tall plastic test tube marked to measure rainfall up to 4” in 1/4” increments and 10cm in 1mm increments. Even when it’s not measuring precipitation, it’s still an angel outside your house.

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POLYRESIN ANGEL RAIN GAUGE

Pray For Rain

And measure the results with this angelic rain gauge. This polyresin angel looks to be a young seraph or aging cherub (call it a teen angel), and is embracing a 1” dia x 5-1/2” tall plastic test tube marked to measure rainfall up to 4” in 1/4” increments and 10cm in 1mm increments. Even when it’s not measuring precipitation, it’s still an angel outside your house.

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$2.75 EACH
$4.95
-44%

Dodge Charger

Actually, it's a high-speed phone/device charger for the accessory plug in any car—we just said Dodge Charger for a joke, which people expect. This 2.1A rapid charger fits in a cigarette lighter plug, and has a built-in USB port. Comes with a retractable, 3-foot cord attachment with a USB plug at one and a micro-USB at the other. You pick the purple, green, orange or blue pair to match your car, hair or eyes.

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AUTOMOBILE HIGH-SPEED DEVICE CHARGER GREEN

Dodge Charger

Actually, it's a high-speed phone/device charger for the accessory plug in any car—we just said Dodge Charger for a joke, which people expect. This 2.1A rapid charger fits in a cigarette lighter plug, and has a built-in USB port. Comes with a retractable, 3-foot cord attachment with a USB plug at one and a micro-USB at the other. You pick the purple, green, orange or blue pair to match your car, hair or eyes.

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$2.00 EACH
$3.75
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Spicy Dice

A culinary version of poker dice for a new generation. These dice games come in replicas of standard spice bottles. The Coffee Break game, for 2-4 players comes with (5) dice with coffee symbols and (40) little coffee beans to keep score of who can shout out a coffee order first; the Sugar Cubes game, for 2-6 players, has (8) dice and an hourglass timer, the object being to make the longest sentence in 20 seconds or less. More fun than this sounds like, actually. We’ll pick one because we know best.

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CULINARY POCKET DICE GAMES

Spicy Dice

A culinary version of poker dice for a new generation. These dice games come in replicas of standard spice bottles. The Coffee Break game, for 2-4 players comes with (5) dice with coffee symbols and (40) little coffee beans to keep score of who can shout out a coffee order first; the Sugar Cubes game, for 2-6 players, has (8) dice and an hourglass timer, the object being to make the longest sentence in 20 seconds or less. More fun than this sounds like, actually. We’ll pick one because we know best.

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$2.00 EACH
$3.25
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