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You probably won’t see these Farpoint® LED bar lights in any taverns or discos, but you never know. They’re called bar lights because they’re long and thin, like a bar, and you’ll get (2) of them, each weatherproof and blasting 350 lumens of brightness. Measure 12-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2", and they’re easy to mount. Motion- and light-activated, and rechargeable battery-powered. Run for 2-1/2 hours nonstop, and have a (3)-mode switch (on/off/motion detection that turns off in 30 seconds) and a 10-foot sensor. Perfect for senior safety with middle of the night bathroom needs, a laundry room, closet, workshop or garage, but with the understated silver trim, you could put them anywhere. Come with magnetic steel mounting plate and self-adhesive backing. Set also includes a Micro-USB charging cable.

Our common red or green pointer too blasé for you? Make your point violetly with one of these rare violet laser pointers. Its non-slip black rubberized case with silver accents is 6-1/8” long x 7/16”dia, with a momentary switch and a pocket clip. Does not Include the (2) “AAA” batteries you’ll need. 

But here’s an 800 lumen nightlight for your driveway or backyard anyway! By iZoom®, and direct from the late-night infomercials, this quad beam solar-powered light has (98) white COB LEDs across its 4-faces and a rechargeable lithium battery inside. It’s motion and light-sensitive, and shines brighter when it senses motion . Measures 3-3/4" x 5" x 1-3/4" and comes with a self-adhesive pad on the back, plus screws and mollies. You supply the darkness. Sells for over $15 at a popular home retailer.

Got burglars? Neither do we, because we have solar-powered Farpoint Night Beam Spotlights, which are motion- and light-sensor-activated up to 32 feet—and look like security cameras. The LED light is an ultra-bright 300 lumens, and the entire fixture rotates 360 degrees. Solar panel on top also adjusts separately, 90 degrees, from standing up to flat. Runs on an 1800mAh rechargeable battery, included. Obviously, the whole rig is weather-proof, too. Measures 8" x 5" x 3-1/4". Mounting hardware included and comes in white or black. 

Jarvis says: If you have a color preference please reply to your order confirmation with color. 

We love a good wine label, but nothing makes an empty bottle stand out like these LED string lights. Go ahead—buy the cheap stuff (wine nerds call it “plonk”), and once you’ve polished it off, drop this 30” long wire into it and turn it on. Cork-shaped stopper holds the (3) included button-cell batteries and sits at the top of the bottle while (9) LEDs glow inside. Instant decorations.

You know about messages and ships in bottles, so it’s probably time for you to branch out with these terrariums in bulbs. It was bound to happen. Our very nice, clear-glass, upside-down light bulbs measure 7" tall x 3-1/2" dia at the widest. Inside they have polished rocks and plastic succulent foliage accented by a stylish 10-LED string of grain-of-wheat-style lights twisting through it. Featured flora include agave, aloe vera, torch plant and jade. Comes with four CR2032 coin cells for power. Just press the top to turn on the lights.

Sometimes there’s nothing for it but having your own plasma ball. This is the travel- or office-size, a manageable 3-1/8" dia acrylic ball standing on concentric blue disks, 5-1/4” tall altogether. Power it up with the included USB cord or (4) "AA" batteries and lay hands upon it and watch the soothing red and blue streamers wave and undulate your troubles away. Great for disco or psychedelic raves in your car or cubicle; you supply the soundtrack. Also great for just strapping to your head to make sure people look at you at music festivals. Get creative with it--take it everywhere you go

We can never seem to find just the right communication aid when planning military campaigns, signaling for help or playing with kitties. This 3” laser pointer is perfect for all that and more, and since it’s also a keychain, it’s always handy. Switch out the (5) included tips to make shine a point, smiley face, dollar-sign, thumbs-up or heart (don’t hate us if yours are different). Includes (3) button cell batteries. Maximum output less than 1 MW.

We’ve got the mother of all Farpoint® motion lights, and it happens to be the sister of our ever-popular Casablanca-esque garage light. At 1000 lumens, its beautifully bright, with (52) SMD LED lights on (3) panels that throw a 270-degree beam and can rotate 360 degrees. Solar-powered, with a 2400mAh Li-Ion rechargeable battery and an 8-hour run time. Measures 11’’ x 3’’ with a 5.5” solar panel. The motion and light-sensor range is up to 32 feet, dawn to dusk, but there’s also an on/off switch. Put a couple on the outside of your garage or in the back yard because they’re weather-resistant IP4 rated. Each comes with a mounting bracket, which means it can be detached anytime. Easy to install, hardware and instructions included.

Bring back the '70s for nine bucks. Screw this red-green-blue LED prismatic, rotating bulb into any standard medium-base light socket and your room turns into disco heaven. Bulb will stand about 5" above or below the socket. Draws approx 6W. CJ recommends any Donna Summer album for use with it. Please note that the remote depicted on the packaging is not included.

Call it a gonzo version of our best work-light, this 4-5/8" x 2-1/4" x 1" cigarette-pack-size light has (60) white LEDs in a 3" x 1-1/2" window with a bright mode and a way brighter mode that would blind a turkey vulture, plus (4) more for a standard flashlight mode. Includes a flip-out easel, hook and a disc magnet. Comes with (3) "AAA"s. Manufacturer rates this bad boy at 900 lumens. 

How green is your thumb? Hard to tell in the dark unless you’ve got these nice solar garden lights showing off your hard work. No messing with wires or outlets--just stake them anywhere you want to add ambient lighting, flip on the switch and fugetaboutit. The 100-lumen beam can be focused to flood or spot so you can accent your flowers, pathways, garden gnomes or whatever you think needs accenting. Built-in solar panel swivels 360° to capture the sunlight and charge the 500mAh battery. Measures about 4-1/2” dia. and stands about 15” tall and they’re weatherproof with an IP54 rating. Great price, too! 

It's the mini me version of our world famous Rick’s Cafe in Casablanca LED garage light. It's compact, with a wing span of only 9.5" but cranks out 3500 lumens to light up any space. Has 3-panels each fitted with 33 SMD LEDs and it fits into a standard medium base socket. Each panel flips up for added coverage. Darkness in the garage, closet or shed isn't a problem for this mighty mite light.

Jarvis Says: And now for the tech stuff.•

3,500 Lumens Light Output (0.48 Amps, 35 Watts) •
Each Panel Contains 33 Ultra Bright SMD LED Lights (99 Total) •
Ultra Bright Cool White Temperature 6500k •
Adjustable Heads Swivel Up to 90º to Direct Light •
For Use in Medium E26 Base (Base Not Included) •
Designed to Use with Light Switches Only •
No Wiring or Tools Needed •
Long Lasting – 50,000 Hours Lifetime •
Product Dimensions: 9.75” X 3.75” •
ETL Certified Conforms to UL Std. 1993 Certified to CSA Std. C22.2 No. 1993 Do Not Use with Dimmers

This isn’t a pub that sells only watered-down beer, but you already knew that. Gotta start the description somehow. Our 12” long, 1” dia Touch Light Bar from Kikkerland® is great for under-cabinet lighting, but also works nicely on mirrors (with its suction-cup mount) to help with make-up sessions, tweezering and all that stuff. Go ahead and put it anywhere, actually, since it has no wires and runs on (3) “AAA” batteries, which you supply. But hey, we’ve taken you this far. Almost done. To turn the light on or off, tap one end. Keep your finger there to adjust the brightness. Bright is pretty bright, like the people who invented light beer.

And you will, too, without even going to Folsom Prison, if you get this authentic-looking railroad crossing light. Has a flashing mode, and a light and sound option that includes locomotive noises that Pat called “awesome.” (He's a train guy.) Measures approx 10-1/2” tall x 6-3/8" x 2-7/8" (the light, not Pat), and you'll need to add a trio of “AA” batteries. For ages 3+.

Because there are no jobs that can’t be improved by a little light cubicle boogying. This disco light measures 3-5/8” dia x 3-1/2” tall with red, green and blue LEDs under a clear plastic prismatic dome that spins approx 36 rpm. Powered by the trio of “AA” batteries that you provide. And remember: what you do on your lunch hour is your business. Don’t work in a cubicle? Put one in your camper or tent. Again: what you do in your camper or tent is your business.

Wind is no problem for these candles because they have LED flickering flames. Made of plastic, they’re 3” dia with uneven, melted-looking tops and faux melted wax dripping down the sides. We’ll pick from our 6" tall black, or 5" white, because we know wat you like, and each case is assorted. Each takes (2) “AA” batteries, which you supply. We can’t do everything for you.

The Shape of Cool™ is trademarked. Really. And its owner is Lava® brand lamps. Accept no substitutes, we always say. Usually. Sometimes. Certainly in this case. These assorted Lava® Lamps are 14-1/2" tall in silver aluminum and it may have blue liquid with green lava; purple liquid with pink lava; or blue liquid with purple lava (our choice). All classic Lava® combos. Includes the 25W bulb in the base. Replacement bulbs are also sold by the 2-pack. UL.

Jarvis says: Lava Lamps are not expected to be available until Springtime, when it's warm enough that they don't freeze in transit.