Could be a really flexible ear of sweet corn, but it’s not. Here’s what it is: a super-bright, 30-element COB light in a 3-3/4" hex x 1-1/2” housing mounted on a tension-locking ball and socket joint that’s attached to 2-1/2” hex base with a 2.5-lb pull magnet. Ready for hanging on to any ferrous surface, like a fender during a nocturnal tire change, for instance. Throws a hefty 250 lumens, has a rubberized on/off switch on the side and comes with (3) “AA”s.

More goose-sized than chicken-sized at 3-3/4" tall x 2-3/4" max dia, this soft, translucent-rubber egg glows with color. It can be set to stay one hue, or to change very slowly from purple through blue, green, orange and red to purple…. Very Zen. Or very cute in an Easter basket. Runs on (3) replaceable button-cell batteries, included.

Our laser combo pack scores you two pen-shaped 5mW laser pointers, (1) each in stopping red and going green. These colors are also perfect for Christmas, St. Patrick's Day and St. Valentine's Day. Oh, and nautical situations. The housing is flat black or silver with a gold pocket clip and head. The 532nm Class IIIa green light is 5-5/8" long x 1/2" dia, with a momentary-on switch. It's brighter than the red so it's perfect for all daytime pointer needs. The red is 5-1/4" long, and its mellow red light makes it more suitable for board room presentations but we've thrown ours two blocks at night, no problem. Green or red, whatever you do, don't cross the streams. Each pointer takes (2) "AAA" batteries, which are included.

Sometimes there’s nothing for it but having your own plasma ball. This is the travel- or office-size, a manageable 3-1/8" dia acrylic ball standing on concentric blue disks, 5-1/4” tall altogether. Lay hands upon it and watch the soothing red and blue streamers wave and undulate your troubles away. Great for disco or psychedelic raves in your car or cubicle; you supply the soundtrack. Also great for just strapping to your head to make sure people look at you at music festivals. Get creative with it--take it everywhere you go. You bring (4) “AAA” batteries.

The Shape of Cool™ is trademarked. Really. And its owner is Lava® brand lamps. Accept no substitutes, we always say. Usually. Sometimes. Certainly in this case. This Lava® Lamp is 14-1/2" tall with a silvery aluminum stand and tip. It may have clear liquid with red lava; purple liquid with pink lava; or blue liquid with either yellow or purple lava. All classic Lava® colors, so we know you’ll like the one we pick out for you! All include a 25W bulb in the base. UL.

This plasma ball from TEDCO Toys® has a 6" dia glass globe atop a 4-7/8" square x 3-1/2" tall base and throws swirling arcs and dots at the inside of the globe, just waiting for the electricity in your hands to make them go bizzare-o. It might even make you scream, "It's alive!" Mesmerizing, to say the least. Steady-on and sound-sensitive modes. Comes with an adapter and 6-foot cord.

A failed folk-rock group from the Summer of Love? No, a trio of pretty lepidoptera oscillating through many colors via the magic of fiber optics. They have a 3" wingspread and sit on a 1-1/2" dia base that holds the (3) included and replaceable button-cell batteries inside. You'll get (3), at least (2) different, along with self-adhesive tape to stick them somewhere. We like them as party lights, but they'd also be great on a hat.

Here's our reason to dance. These LED spotlight bulbs from Infinite Solutions use only 14 watts, but are 100-watt equivalents. 5-3/4" dia.  and 5-1/2" tall from top to bottom. They are dimmable, have an E26 standard medium base and are 3000K. (Think of the top end of the warm white scale.) and are listed to last over 25,000 hours or nearly as long as The Lord of the Rings Trilogy expanded editions. Now go illuminate your space.

Our each is a 56" length of paired blue and red 18AWG wire with 1/4" quick-disconnect terminals on one end and a 3mm center-to-center polarized plug at the other. Also handy as a hook-up wire.

Who doesn’t love laser pointers? Their precision. Their ethereal, mind-blowing, otherwordly glow. Their magic, now-you-see-it-now-you-don’t quality. Ours come in several colors, including red, green, violet and combinations of those. You want a single point? We’ve got ’em. You want a kaleidoscope display? We’ve got those, too. They're all 5" to 6" long, give or take, "AAA" batteries are not included. All you have to do is point and click.

Don't wait or it'll all be gone. You get (4) pieces, 11 feet each, of 18-2 wire, polarized, black with a white stripe and eminently discardable spade-push terminals on both ends. (That's under a nickel a foot, cowboy.) Lamp cord, speaker wire, pretty much anything you run juice to.

Itty bitty Edison style 1/4 Watt lamp with a 3/16"/5mm screw base. (type E5 or E5.5) 1/2" long overall it needs 160ma @ 2.5 V. It has a clear glass envelope that collimates the light at the end for greater intensity when viewed end on. Typically priced around a buck a each. Great for science fair projects. model railroading or anywhere tiny light is required.

Wire up those bowling trophies, or just rewire those lamps with the ugly black cords. You get a package of (4) white 18-2 AWG lamp cords, 48" long, with plugs on one end. Cheap, cheap.

Here’s a replacement, no-frills power cord for most shavers, boomboxes, TVs, etc. Measures 6-feet long with an 18-2AWG cord, and a 2-pin, shaver plug.

This 4-3/4" dia moon is so much more interesting than the real thing. This one has a 4-way dimmer, flash/strobe/fast and slow fade/steady-on modes, plus internal LEDs to make (15) colors in addition to traditional moonish white. It's also a great nightlight. Remote control comes with a battery but you'll need (3) "AAA" batteries to run the moon. Topographical, but the giant astronaut footprint suggests it's not quite to scale. Will sit up by itself or wall mount on a couple of finishing nails.

This Rechargeable 1000-lumen floodlight/Phone recharger from iZoom® has the power to be a real retina-scorcher. Throws a warm white light from the 1-1/2” COB LED inside a 2-7/8” x 2-1/2” reflector that draws 10W. Its powerful Li-Ion battery will last (3) hours on a 5-6 hour charge. Housing is 6" x 3-5/8" x 1" with an easel that separates, so you can hang it on a pipe or rod. Comes with a USB adapter and a 3-foot cord. As a bonus even has a 3600mAh USB-out to charge other things like cell phones and tablets! Includes a high/low/off switch, and is listed as weatherproof. Yours will be red or yellow, not that it matters.

Stick this 15-foot flexible LED light strip on anything, indoors or out, and your otherwise dull life becomes a light show. The strip is self-adhesive, 3/8" wide with (238) flat LEDs capable of (16) colors, (1) color at a time. A floor-mount power supply plugs into the wall, and a battery-operated remote control lets you pick the color and modes of operation, including flash, strobe, fade and smooth, plus a dimmer. Yes, you can daisy-chain two strips together for twice the fabulousness, and yes, you can cut the strip anywhere you like if the fabulousness is just a little too long.

Don't hide this light under a bushel. Probably couldn't anyway, since it features (24) flashing, spinning, pulsing red, green and blue LEDs. It cycles through a variety of different patterns, looks like it came from outer space, is black or translucent white (we'll pick) and plugs into the wall via a 3-foot power cord. Mounts via (2) keyed mounting slots on the back. Measures 5" dia x 1-3/8" tall at the center. Rated for 8,000 hours of flashing fun. Click here to check out our Facebook post to see it in action.