Hey, that’s like a frog that swallowed a flashlight. But also this kneadable and stretchy lab putty, which is puttier than slime and glows really brightly. Did we mention it’s bouncy? It comes in a tin, approx 3” dia x 1” deep, like shoe polish, except it’s more fun than shoe polish. Might even be more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but it depends on the monkeys.

This 5” tall x 3-1/8” dia white plastic Jumbo Surprise Egg has a bag of lovely blue slime inside plus a small, squishy animal. We've found a dopey dinosaur and other critters, but it's a surprise, remember? Has a little plastic hook on top in case you want to hang your slime somewhere.

Not every kid lives near the beach, or by a putty factory, and even if they did, they wouldn’t find stuff like this, which is why we’re so proud to offer it. You pick: the Magic Floppy Sand in yellow, green or blue, which is light and puffy, sort of sticks together and flops over when you try to hold up a big piece of it; or the Bouncy Putty in red, green, blue or yellow, which bounces when you squeeze it into a ball. Just make sure to mix it well first. Both come in a little plastic jar that’s 3” dia x 1-1/2” high. We’ll pick a nice color for you. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Two-tone, that is. Our each is a 1.5-oz tube of slime in two tones, and like those Chevrolets, it will come in an assortment of colors. We’ll pick the colors because, while the Bel Air was two grand and change, our two-tone is under two bucks, and you’re not going to drive it to the prom.

This is the opposite: Angry Putty™. Turns your frustration into innocent amusement and relaxation. Through some kind of ingenious science formula, the putty builds resistance as you knead it, thereby absorbing your tension. The putty gets more tense with each stretch, and you become all loosey-goosey, like a bowl of blissed-out tapioca. Our each is a 4” dia tin. Rated five stars by the AS&S Anger Management Department.

We feel your ennui. You need a little glitter in your life, and in your slime. This 7-1/2” x 2” clear plastic bottle has a spiral shape for added excitement, and contains 14 oz of what our Technical Specifications Director says is “your solider, bouncy type slime, not runny like nose gloop.” You'll get glittery purple (light or dark), orange or green, and you'll want what you get because, well, it’s glittery slime.

It's slimier. This 8” tall lamp looks like a mini lamp but this one has slime inside. Colors vary, but all slime is sublime, right? This slime-light has a ball up top that flashes when the lamp is lit, and the clear portion comes off if you want to take the slime out, and who doesn't?

Please Note: Jarvis says, while our samples are ok the light inside may not work, but the slime sure does! You want the slime anyway. 

Bigfoot fans will be beside themselves with this triple Yeti collection of big hairy fun. You pick: the 5-1/4” tall big fella himself in authentic chocolate brown flexible rubber with, yes, big feet (approx 1-1/2” x 1”) and an equally big, embarrassed-looking grin (for ages 3+); or the Grow-Your-Own Bigfoot that sprouts from a tree stump when submerged in a container of water, and keeps growing as you increase the container size (for ages 5+); or the 2.4-oz tin of gooey Bigfoot scat, because no home is complete without a tin of abominable poop. For ages 3+ and marked “Do not ingest,” which is good advice for this or the real thing. Mfr says it's “play putty,” and we won't argue with that.

Still looking for glow-in-the-dark slime in a container a little bigger than a classic plastic film canister? Well, you just found it! This stuff is green, more thin and liquidy than firm and pliable, and the container measures approx 2” x 1-1/2”. That means it’ll fit nicely in your pocket. Or your kid’s pocket. Hey, it’s your slime—you do what you want with it. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Natural Impressions™ are (30)-gram tins—a tad over (1) oz—of sculpting putty made specially to create terrain for your diorama, model train layout, or little universe all your own. Each tin includes a roller for texture with a small, appropriate stamp on the end. You pick:the Desert Dune putty is tan with a roller that creates 3D sand dunes, and a stamp for camels or the Rainforest putty is a shimmering green with a roller that creates, well, a rainforest, and has a stamp to make monkeys, because what's a rainforest without monkeys?