The real deal. 2-1/2" long red egg-shaped container with a blob of Silly PuttyTM inside. Does anyone need me to explain all the fun you'll have with Silly Putty? I thought not. Just get some today!

Hey, that’s like a frog that swallowed a flashlight. But also this kneadable and stretchy lab putty, which is puttier than slime and glows really brightly. Did we mention it’s bouncy? It comes in a tin, approx 3” dia x 1” deep, like shoe polish, except it’s more fun than shoe polish. Might even be more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but it depends on the monkeys.

Betcha don't have one of these puppies in your tox box. Sticky the Plunger is a red and yellow plumber's friend, in the classic shape, approx 3” dia on a 4” foam handle, with a business end that's made of moldable gooey stuff. But don't stick it in the toilet—just grab the handle and fling it at a wall and SPLAT!, it sticks where it hits. We recommend getting a few and playing plumbers' darts. Could possibly leave a temporary mark on porous surfaces, but, like a toddler, a little soap and water will clean it up.

Two-tone, that is. Our each is a 1.5-oz tube of slime in two tones, and like those Chevrolets, it will come in an assortment of colors. We’ll pick the colors because, while the Bel Air was two grand and change, our two-tone is under two bucks, and you’re not going to drive it to the prom.

The magic putty with dyspepsia is back. OK, it's fart goop, but you still wouldn't want to go to middle school without it. You'll get about 2-1/4 oz (in a color we'll pick) inside a little round plastic container that's about 2-1/2" tall x 1-1/2" dia--a little bigger than an old film canister, or roughly the size of a shot glass. Put in a thumb; pull out a rude noise.

It's slimier. This 8” tall lamp looks like a mini lamp but this one has slime inside. Colors vary, but all slime is sublime, right? This slime-light has a ball up top that flashes when the lamp is lit, and the clear portion comes off if you want to take the slime out, and who doesn't?

Please Note: Jarvis says, while our samples are ok the light inside may not work, but the slime sure does! You want the slime anyway. 

We feel your ennui. You need a little glitter in your life, and in your slime. This 7-1/2” x 2” clear plastic bottle has a spiral shape for added excitement, and contains 14 oz of what our Technical Specifications Director says is “your solider, bouncy type slime, not runny like nose gloop.” You'll get glittery purple (light or dark), orange or green, and you'll want what you get because, well, it’s glittery slime.

Bigfoot fans will be beside themselves with this triple Yeti collection of big hairy fun. You pick: the 5-1/4” tall big fella himself in authentic chocolate brown flexible rubber with, yes, big feet (approx 1-1/2” x 1”) and an equally big, embarrassed-looking grin (for ages 3+); or the Grow-Your-Own Bigfoot that sprouts from a tree stump when submerged in a container of water, and keeps growing as you increase the container size (for ages 5+); or the 2.4-oz tin of gooey Bigfoot scat, because no home is complete without a tin of abominable poop. For ages 3+ and marked “Do not ingest,” which is good advice for this or the real thing. Mfr says it's “play putty,” and we won't argue with that.

We’re just sorry that Freddie Mercury didn’t live to see this product. The mysteriously named Holographic Mixed By Me Thinking Putty® Kit from Crazy Aaron includes (5) tins of clear, never drying putty; (3) packets of glitter concentrate and (3) of sparkle effects; (6) assorted color pencils and blank labels and an instructional mixing mat with suggestions.

This is the opposite: Angry Putty™. Turns your frustration into innocent amusement and relaxation. Through some kind of ingenious science formula, the putty builds resistance as you knead it, thereby absorbing your tension. The putty gets more tense with each stretch, and you become all loosey-goosey, like a bowl of blissed-out tapioca. Our each is a 4” dia tin. Rated five stars by the AS&S Anger Management Department.