Toysmith®, purveyors of everything squishy, named this 4" long stretchable pig “Pulled Pork” and we have to tip our hats to them. We’d have been proud to come up with that name ourselves. This pink little piggy with cute eyes and perky ears is both stretchy and squeezable, a pliable porcine if we ever saw one. It’ll likely calm and amuse you at the same time.

Hey, that’s like a frog that swallowed a flashlight. But also this kneadable and stretchy lab putty, which is puttier than slime and glows really brightly. Did we mention it’s bouncy? It comes in a tin, approx 3” dia x 1” deep, like shoe polish, except it’s more fun than shoe polish. Might even be more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but it depends on the monkeys.

This 5” tall x 3-1/8” dia white plastic Jumbo Surprise Egg has a bag of lovely blue slime inside plus a small, squishy animal. We've found a dopey dinosaur and other critters, but it's a surprise, remember? Has a little plastic hook on top in case you want to hang your slime somewhere.

And don’t take any wooden nickels! We love the old sayings, but we love this new phosphorescent, glow-in-the-dark powder even more. Comes in (3) colors—green, pink and yellow—and we’ll pick one for you. It’ll arrive in a nice, 5” clear plastic test tube with a screw-on cap. Ideal for crafts, haunted houses, raves and more. You mix it with a medium of your choice and let the fun begin. It’s the cat’s meow! Instructions included.

Not every kid lives near the beach, or by a putty factory, and even if they did, they wouldn’t find stuff like this, which is why we’re so proud to offer it. You pick: the Magic Floppy Sand in yellow, green or blue, which is light and puffy, sort of sticks together and flops over when you try to hold up a big piece of it; or the Bouncy Putty in red, green, blue or yellow, which bounces when you squeeze it into a ball. Just make sure to mix it well first. Both come in a little plastic jar that’s 3” dia x 1-1/2” high. We’ll pick a nice color for you. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

This is the opposite: Angry Putty™. Turns your frustration into innocent amusement and relaxation. Through some kind of ingenious science formula, the putty builds resistance as you knead it, thereby absorbing your tension. The putty gets more tense with each stretch, and you become all loosey-goosey, like a bowl of blissed-out tapioca. Our each is a 4” dia tin. Rated five stars by the AS&S Anger Management Department.

Nickelodeon, the TV folks, know a thing or two about what kids like, which is why they came up with this Slime Super Pack. It lets kids mix up their own slime with water. Comes with (2) clear slime mixes, (1) glittery blue mix, (1) "slime activator", and (1) little tub of blue dye. Instructions are simple, and written on the box. Basically, kids just mix everything together in a bowl and let the sliming begin. Ages 6+.

Bigfoot fans will be beside themselves with this triple Yeti collection of big hairy fun. You pick: the 5-1/4” tall big fella himself in authentic chocolate brown flexible rubber with, yes, big feet (approx 1-1/2” x 1”) and an equally big, embarrassed-looking grin (for ages 3+); or the Grow-Your-Own Bigfoot that sprouts from a tree stump when submerged in a container of water, and keeps growing as you increase the container size (for ages 5+); or the 2.4-oz tin of gooey Bigfoot scat, because no home is complete without a tin of abominable poop. For ages 3+ and marked “Do not ingest,” which is good advice for this or the real thing. Mfr says it's “play putty,” and we won't argue with that.

Natural Impressions™ are (30)-gram tins—a tad over (1) oz—of sculpting putty made specially to create terrain for your diorama, model train layout, or little universe all your own. Each tin includes a roller for texture with a small, appropriate stamp on the end. You pick:the Desert Dune putty is tan with a roller that creates 3D sand dunes, and a stamp for camels or the Rainforest putty is a shimmering green with a roller that creates, well, a rainforest, and has a stamp to make monkeys, because what's a rainforest without monkeys?

Still looking for glow-in-the-dark slime in a container a little bigger than a classic plastic film canister? Well, you just found it! This stuff is green, more thin and liquidy than firm and pliable, and the container measures approx 2” x 1-1/2”. That means it’ll fit nicely in your pocket. Or your kid’s pocket. Hey, it’s your slime—you do what you want with it. ! WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD–Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.