NOVELTIES

Snake In The Sky

No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re inflating a balloon. Twist the end, close it off with a rubber band that you supply, and let ’er rip! Instructions on the back of the package. Ages 5+.

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AIRCONDA INFLATABLE FLYING SNAKE

Snake In The Sky

No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re inflating a balloon. Twist the end, close it off with a rubber band that you supply, and let ’er rip! Instructions on the back of the package. Ages 5+.

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$1.65 EACH

Genuine Air Guitars

Pucker up and blow air into these inflatable faux-electric guitars, which will end up being 23” long. You’ll get (3) each in hot pink, lime green, yellow, red, electric blue, and black, complete with a picture of a genuine whammy bar on them. You’ll be able to start an air-guitar orchestra, add a nice touch to a theme party or spiff up your swimming pool.

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18-PACK INFLATABLE ELECTRIC GUITARS

Genuine Air Guitars

Pucker up and blow air into these inflatable faux-electric guitars, which will end up being 23” long. You’ll get (3) each in hot pink, lime green, yellow, red, electric blue, and black, complete with a picture of a genuine whammy bar on them. You’ll be able to start an air-guitar orchestra, add a nice touch to a theme party or spiff up your swimming pool.

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$5.00 EACH
$12.50
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For Helicopter Parents

Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away. Paul says it demonstrates Newton's third law, but he says a lot things. Great for classroom demos. Paul not included.

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BALLOON HELICOPTER

For Helicopter Parents

Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away. Paul says it demonstrates Newton's third law, but he says a lot things. Great for classroom demos. Paul not included.

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$4.25 PKG (4)

Emergency Turkey

Pre-roasted and inflatable. Lets you serve pizza or General Tso's chicken on holidays without sacrificing a lovely traditional table presentation. Measures 16" x 8" when blown up, which is from the neck end so you won't be embarrassed doing it. Bonus: it's from our Stuff To Stick In The Refrigerator series, so you'll be ready with a quick practical joke at a moments notice.

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INFLATABLE TURKEY

Emergency Turkey

Pre-roasted and inflatable. Lets you serve pizza or General Tso's chicken on holidays without sacrificing a lovely traditional table presentation. Measures 16" x 8" when blown up, which is from the neck end so you won't be embarrassed doing it. Bonus: it's from our Stuff To Stick In The Refrigerator series, so you'll be ready with a quick practical joke at a moments notice.

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$13.25 EACH
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UNICORN POOL FLOAT
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Do Unicorns Float?

This one does, because it's full of air. Hop on and you'll be the envy of all your friends with their skinny little pool noodles. The unicorn float is 57” long and stands 35” tall at the tip of its horn. In white with the traditional rainbow unicorn mane and tail. Easy to inflate, but you supply the air pump. For ages 5+.

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UNICORN POOL FLOAT

Do Unicorns Float?

This one does, because it's full of air. Hop on and you'll be the envy of all your friends with their skinny little pool noodles. The unicorn float is 57” long and stands 35” tall at the tip of its horn. In white with the traditional rainbow unicorn mane and tail. Easy to inflate, but you supply the air pump. For ages 5+.

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$12.50 EACH

Easy-Care Bearded Dragon

The Internets machine says the horned lizard is “not considered one of the all-time best lizard pets,” so if your mother won’t let you have one, we recommend this 6” long version in authentically colored polyresin. Sits there splayed out on its lizard belly staring semi-lovingly at you, but needing no aquarium, water or harvester ant dinners.

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POLYRESIN LIZARD FIGURE

Easy-Care Bearded Dragon

The Internets machine says the horned lizard is “not considered one of the all-time best lizard pets,” so if your mother won’t let you have one, we recommend this 6” long version in authentically colored polyresin. Sits there splayed out on its lizard belly staring semi-lovingly at you, but needing no aquarium, water or harvester ant dinners.

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$2.95 EACH
$3.50
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Critters ‘R’ Us

For all your unmet faux zoological needs, look no further than this ample assortment of good-quality rubber critters. Hailing from the Insecta, Arachnida and Reptilia classes of the phylogenetic tree, this assortment includes (2) each of grasshoppers, dragonflies, honeybees, rhinoceros beetles, scorpions, tarantulas, spiders, bearded dragons, iguana and water dragons. Whew. There are probably more, but that is all our resident naturalist has managed to classify so far. A nice bulk pack for classrooms, or for Halloween décor and costumes.

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ASSORTED RUBBER INSECTS AND LIZARDS

Critters ‘R’ Us

For all your unmet faux zoological needs, look no further than this ample assortment of good-quality rubber critters. Hailing from the Insecta, Arachnida and Reptilia classes of the phylogenetic tree, this assortment includes (2) each of grasshoppers, dragonflies, honeybees, rhinoceros beetles, scorpions, tarantulas, spiders, bearded dragons, iguana and water dragons. Whew. There are probably more, but that is all our resident naturalist has managed to classify so far. A nice bulk pack for classrooms, or for Halloween décor and costumes.

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$19.95 PKG (24)

Blow Up Your Colors

These assorted colored balloons come in packs of (25), and they should inflate to approx 9", which in our eyes is the perfect size for a balloon. You’ll get (3) packs for a total of (75) balloons. In case you forgot, balloons don’t go bad, so it’s always a good idea to have a supply on hand.

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ASSORTED COLORED BALLOONS

Blow Up Your Colors

These assorted colored balloons come in packs of (25), and they should inflate to approx 9", which in our eyes is the perfect size for a balloon. You’ll get (3) packs for a total of (75) balloons. In case you forgot, balloons don’t go bad, so it’s always a good idea to have a supply on hand.

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$3.95 PKG (3)

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