Many’s the time we pined for a stapler while putting together a proposal in a roadside motel in East Jabip, south of nowhere, but alas, stapler had we none. Now we carry this tiny, 2-1/2” long stapler, which comes with (500) regular standard-size staples so you can steal replacements at the office. We’ll pick from gray, orange, green or something just as nice for you.

These Kooties™ are impish little trademarked critters, and in this case they’re on the hardboard covers of these mini-notebooks. Measure 3-1/4” square, top-spiral bound with (71) sheets in each with little Kooties and Kuotes in the Korners. We’ll pick from the (7) assorted Kooties™ on the covers, but they’re all kute. Kinda.

This 6" x 8", 50-sheet ruled notepad mimics an iTablet screen, to make you more comfortable writing on actual paper. (Use a pencil, the original stylus.) As a bonus, it has a magnetic strip on the back so you can stick it on the fridge, which you shouldn't try with your tablet.

Yes indeedy, these are gem clips, the ubiquitous standard basic quotidian paper clips you’ve been using since the 1890s, which means it’s probably time to retire. You pick typical 1-1/4” steel clips or the same size snazzy coated clips in red-, green-, blue- and black-and-white stripes. Both in boxes of (100). 

They're plain and white and self-adhesive, fine for all your labeling needs, but with a twist: a little sunlight turns them a lovely marbleized sky blue. And the blue stays when the sun goes away!

You get (3) packs of (5) white, 8-1/2" x 11" index dividers with clear offset tabs and reinforced binder holes, plus a place for title, date, #, and detail fields, which you're free to ignore.

But label them first. Each package has (18) sheets with (7) self-adhesive labels each at 5/8” tall x approx 2-3/4” wide, white with (3) in each pack having a green, blue or pink stripe in case you want to create an arcane filing system.You’ll get (252) labels altogether.

Our 4" long plastic school protractor measures angles of 45, 60, 90, 120 and (duh) 180 degrees with wide bands of color. Great for aspiring engineers, architects, astrophysicists and just general anglers. Not so useful for fishermen, though. From Helix®.

An embarrassed jellyfish. Also this 50-sheet pad of 3" square sticky notes, guaranteed to stand out among all the little pale boring ones. You'll get (3) pads in your package in assorted bright neon colors; we've seen pink, yellow and orange so far. Say that three times fast.

Or presentation folders. They’re plastic covers at 11-1/2” x 9-1/4” with a swinging lock on the spine that will grip up to (30) sheets without your having to punch holes in them. Assorted colors including red, purple and black, from which we’ll pick as a nice surprise for you.

Vinyl-coated paper clips mean you can say adios to the heartbreak of rusted paper aggregation in your office. You get (4) packages of (100) #1 paper clips, 1-5/16" long.

Uh, no, sorry--it’s a cover-up for your report. Plasticized back in assorted colors, clear front, and measures 11-3/8” x 9” with (3) holes with brads cleverly spaced exactly like three-hole punched paper. Coincidence? We don’t think so. Ought to hold up to (100) pages, as if anyone would read a report that long.

This plastic clip is 4-1/2" wide in a gibbous moon shape (that's just over half a sphere, bunky) with a disc magnet on the back to hold it to a file cabinet or fridge and a 3-3/4" long dry-erase strip on the front to identify what's in the clip or who it's for or whatever the dickens you want it to say. The clip holds a small marker with an eraser head for your convenience. In assorted pastel colors that we'll pick because we have impeccable taste.

Great for volunteer organizations that are long on awards but short on cash, this 9-1/2" x 11-1/2" white-vinyl folder makes presentations special. It's lightly padded for an elegant look, with a 3" x 4" clear vinyl window on the front for a name card or photo. Inside are (2) clear vinyl pockets for 8-1/2" x 11" awards or important documents. Pretty classy looking.

Name tags are indispensable at conferences, but who wants to put adhesive all over their best suit? Here's inexpensive help. Peel away the front of these clear labels to reveal an adhesive surface. Stick your name tag there, slide a clip through the slot, and you're set. You supply your own clips. Buy our smaller packs or try our classroom packs for only .01/each. GREAT SAVINGS! (These will also work great as removable clear labels.)

Ima Bargain. And I come in a very mixed bag of plastic badges. Most of us are rectangular, some round, most off-white, some black, most with pins, some with pocket clips, and all of us have been sitting around a long time, waiting to be used, so you'll get a broad assortment. Sizes range from 1/2" x 2-3/4", to 2-1/2" round, to 2" x 3-1/4"-you know, badge-sized. Most of us have little grooves to take a Dymo® label tape, 3/8" or 1/2", but we're all ready for a marker or sticky paper label. The best news is that paper labels won't fall off us the way they do from every suit fabric known to humankind.

Because they gots more rubber content than your regular, non-superior rubber bands. It says so on the box. They're also slightly darker than "pale crepe gold" in color, which is your traditionally favored rubber band color. Our each is box of approx.(200) Alliance rubber bands, each a 7" long loop without stretching it, and 1/8" thick, in a tissue-style perf-top box. Really, really stretchy. Made in the USA!

Our most Scandinavian tape dispenser ever is in gray and fashionable lime green. Looks like a designer hockey-puck, but pop up the cutter and it's a tape dispenser with "Søren®" discretely printed on the non-green side. Measures about 3" dia x 1-1/2" thick, and dispenses 3/4" tape.