An embarrassed jellyfish. Also this 50-sheet pad of 3" square sticky notes, guaranteed to stand out among all the little pale boring ones. You'll get (3) pads in your package in assorted bright neon colors; we've seen pink, yellow and orange so far. Say that three times fast.

These Kooties™ are impish little trademarked critters, and in this case they’re on the hardboard covers of these mini-notebooks. Measure 3-1/4” square, top-spiral bound with (71) sheets in each with little Kooties and Kuotes in the Korners. We’ll pick from the (7) assorted Kooties™ on the covers, but they’re all kute. Kinda.

Vinyl-coated paper clips mean you can say adios to the heartbreak of rusted paper aggregation in your office. You get (4) packages of (100) #1 paper clips, 1-5/16" long.

Yes indeedy, these are gem clips, the ubiquitous standard basic quotidian paper clips you’ve been using since the 1890s, which means it’s probably time to retire. You pick typical 1-1/4” steel clips or the same size snazzy coated clips in red-, green-, blue- and black-and-white stripes. Both in boxes of (100). 

They're plain and white and self-adhesive, fine for all your labeling needs, but with a twist: a little sunlight turns them a lovely marbleized sky blue. And the blue stays when the sun goes away!

But label them first. Each package has (18) sheets with (7) self-adhesive labels each at 5/8” tall x approx 2-3/4” wide, white with (3) in each pack having a green, blue or pink stripe in case you want to create an arcane filing system.You’ll get (252) labels altogether.

This plastic clip is 4-1/2" wide in a gibbous moon shape (that's just over half a sphere, bunky) with a disc magnet on the back to hold it to a file cabinet or fridge and a 3-3/4" long dry-erase strip on the front to identify what's in the clip or who it's for or whatever the dickens you want it to say. The clip holds a small marker with an eraser head for your convenience. In assorted pastel colors that we'll pick because we have impeccable taste.

Or presentation folders. They’re plastic covers at 11-1/2” x 9-1/4” with a swinging lock on the spine that will grip up to (30) sheets without your having to punch holes in them. Assorted colors including red, purple and black, from which we’ll pick as a nice surprise for you.

We've got a bundle of three ring binders. All have the standard chrome snap rings, of the diameter shown in the table listing. They are all sized for standard 8-1/2" x 11" paper. Some have a variety of logos, all promoting companies, products and institutions which will make you look very well connected indeed. Covers are stiff vinyl covered paperboard unless noted. Peculiarities and distinguishing birthmarks are as listed. Pockets refer to a pocket on the inside of the cover(s) into which loose sheets can be placed.

Uh, no, sorry--it’s a cover-up for your report. Plasticized back in assorted colors, clear front, and measures 11-3/8” x 9” with (3) holes with brads cleverly spaced exactly like three-hole punched paper. Coincidence? We don’t think so. Ought to hold up to (100) pages, as if anyone would read a report that long.

Name tags are indispensable at conferences, but who wants to put adhesive all over their best suit? Here's inexpensive help. Peel away the front of these clear labels to reveal an adhesive surface. Stick your name tag there, slide a clip through the slot, and you're set. You supply your own clips. Buy our smaller packs or try our classroom packs for only .01/each. GREAT SAVINGS! (These will also work great as removable clear labels.)

Ima Bargain. And I come in a very mixed bag of plastic badges. Most of us are rectangular, some round, most off-white, some black, most with pins, some with pocket clips, and all of us have been sitting around a long time, waiting to be used, so you'll get a broad assortment. Sizes range from 1/2" x 2-3/4", to 2-1/2" round, to 2" x 3-1/4"-you know, badge-sized. Most of us have little grooves to take a Dymo® label tape, 3/8" or 1/2", but we're all ready for a marker or sticky paper label. The best news is that paper labels won't fall off us the way they do from every suit fabric known to humankind.

Because they gots more rubber content than your regular, non-superior rubber bands. It says so on the box. They're also slightly darker than "pale crepe gold" in color, which is your traditionally favored rubber band color. Our each is box of approx.(200) Alliance rubber bands, each a 7" long loop without stretching it, and 1/8" thick, in a tissue-style perf-top box. Really, really stretchy. Made in the USA!

Our most Scandinavian tape dispenser ever is in gray and fashionable lime green. Looks like a designer hockey-puck, but pop up the cutter and it's a tape dispenser with "Søren®" discretely printed on the non-green side. Measures about 3" dia x 1-1/2" thick, and dispenses 3/4" tape.

This little silver plastic basic-function calculator measures 3-1/4" x 5-1/2" with a clear plastic ruler that folds down on both sides. Open it and it looks oddly like a communications satellite.The ruler is millimeters/centimeters only, up to 320mm or 32cm. But it's still a lovely straight-edge, or a gift for a Canadian friend. Runs on a single replaceable button-cell battery, included.

Lesser file folders for smaller projects. In recycled plastic, they measure 8" x 9" with (5) tabbed 8-3/4" x 6" sleeves with stickers to mark them, a business card sleeve, pen slot, ruled 30-page 6-3/4" x 5" notepad and an elastic loop closure on the front. You pick green, tan or translucent white.

The Free Writer Fluid Roller says so. We'll send you a 3-pack of these fluid babies, (1) each in red, black and blue with matching red, black and blue ink so you don't get confused. All with removable caps with clips, and 0.7mm tips.

This 360-degree protractor from Helix® measures 6" dia and has 10-degree gradations on the inside and 1/2-degree on the outer ring, as mirror images of each other. In blue translucent plastic, it also folds in half when trigonometry class is over.