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Superior Rubber Bands

Because they gots more rubber content than your regular, non-superior rubber bands. It says so on the box. They're also slightly darker than "pale crepe gold" in color, which is your traditionally favored rubber band color. Our each is box of approx.(200) Alliance rubber bands, each a 7" long loop without stretching it, and 1/8" thick, in a tissue-style perf-top box. Really, really stretchy. Made in the USA!

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7" LONG 1/8" RUBBER BANDS 1LB BOX

Superior Rubber Bands

Because they gots more rubber content than your regular, non-superior rubber bands. It says so on the box. They're also slightly darker than "pale crepe gold" in color, which is your traditionally favored rubber band color. Our each is box of approx.(200) Alliance rubber bands, each a 7" long loop without stretching it, and 1/8" thick, in a tissue-style perf-top box. Really, really stretchy. Made in the USA!

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$1.95 EACH

I Retract The Unlocking, Your Honor

This keychain doesn’t like to sit still. It’s got a 2” x 1-1/2” oval body made of black plastic and chrome metal, with a standard 1” split ring that’s attached to a 22” retractable thread. On the other end, there’s a carabiner-style hook. The body also has a hook for a belt or pocket. Why would you need to extend a key 22” inches away from the body of your keychain? Do you really need us to explain that to you?

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RETRACTABLE KEYCHAIN WITH CARABINER

I Retract The Unlocking, Your Honor

This keychain doesn’t like to sit still. It’s got a 2” x 1-1/2” oval body made of black plastic and chrome metal, with a standard 1” split ring that’s attached to a 22” retractable thread. On the other end, there’s a carabiner-style hook. The body also has a hook for a belt or pocket. Why would you need to extend a key 22” inches away from the body of your keychain? Do you really need us to explain that to you?

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$1.25 EACH

Flips Its Lid!

This 8-digit flip-top calculator has all the standard features and can be powered by its solar cell or the included button-cell battery. Measures 5” x 3-1/2” x 3/8” thick and has a 2-1/8” LCD display. Good to have on hand since the calculator in your head isn’t always accurate.

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FLIP-TOP SOLAR CALCULATOR

Flips Its Lid!

This 8-digit flip-top calculator has all the standard features and can be powered by its solar cell or the included button-cell battery. Measures 5” x 3-1/2” x 3/8” thick and has a 2-1/8” LCD display. Good to have on hand since the calculator in your head isn’t always accurate.

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$3.50 EACH
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1/2 LB BAG ASSORTED RUBBER BANDS
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Big Bag Of Bands

Our each is a half-pound bag of rubber bands in assorted sizes and equally assorted colors, and how many is that, you ask? Darned if we know. Looks like about a third of a gazillion, but that's just an estimate. You won't run out anytime soon.

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1/2 LB BAG ASSORTED RUBBER BANDS

Big Bag Of Bands

Our each is a half-pound bag of rubber bands in assorted sizes and equally assorted colors, and how many is that, you ask? Darned if we know. Looks like about a third of a gazillion, but that's just an estimate. You won't run out anytime soon.

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$2.75 EACH

Engineer's Fashion Accessory

No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll send you (3) classic white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. The front flap is blank so you can add your own name, business or drawing of your favorite Star Trek character. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these are seen on the runways in Milan.

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POCKET PROTECTORS

Engineer's Fashion Accessory

No self-respecting number cruncher can afford to be seen without one of these fashion classics. We'll send you (3) classic white vinyl pocket protectors in the traditional 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" size. The front flap is blank so you can add your own name, business or drawing of your favorite Star Trek character. Order quickly; It's only a question of time before these are seen on the runways in Milan.

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$4.95 PKG (3)

Lilliputian Office Supply, Inc

This might be the smallest set of office equipment, and the cutest, in the known universe. You’ll get a 6” x 4” x 1" clear plastic case with a small ballpoint and mechanical pencil, a mini-scissors, (3) tiny plastic paper clips, an itsy stapler, itsier-bitsier hole punch (1-1/2” x 5/8”). There’s also a tape dispenser you could hide in a doughnut hole. Good for traveling sales-chipmunks. We give it six stars on the fun scale.

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MICRO DESK-EQUIPMENT SET WITH CASE

Lilliputian Office Supply, Inc

This might be the smallest set of office equipment, and the cutest, in the known universe. You’ll get a 6” x 4” x 1" clear plastic case with a small ballpoint and mechanical pencil, a mini-scissors, (3) tiny plastic paper clips, an itsy stapler, itsier-bitsier hole punch (1-1/2” x 5/8”). There’s also a tape dispenser you could hide in a doughnut hole. Good for traveling sales-chipmunks. We give it six stars on the fun scale.

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$3.75 EACH

Time For You To Fly

Add a touch of whimsical-wanderlust-wonder to your desk, nightstand, bookshelf, camper or pretty much anywhere you’d like to know what time it is. This attractive polyresin model of a single-engine propeller airplane, painted vintage-fire engine red, has a clock on its nose, inside the prop, about the size of a wristwatch face. Plane measures 5-1/2" from tip to tail, with a 5” wingspan, and stands 3” tall. You have to remove the clock to set the time and start it, but it’s practically effortless to pop it out with a flathead screwdriver or butter knife. 

NOTE: The included SR626SW (377/376) battery will most likely be dead and need replacing.

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SINGLE-PROPELLER AIRPLANE DESK CLOCK

Time For You To Fly

Add a touch of whimsical-wanderlust-wonder to your desk, nightstand, bookshelf, camper or pretty much anywhere you’d like to know what time it is. This attractive polyresin model of a single-engine propeller airplane, painted vintage-fire engine red, has a clock on its nose, inside the prop, about the size of a wristwatch face. Plane measures 5-1/2" from tip to tail, with a 5” wingspan, and stands 3” tall. You have to remove the clock to set the time and start it, but it’s practically effortless to pop it out with a flathead screwdriver or butter knife. 

NOTE: The included SR626SW (377/376) battery will most likely be dead and need replacing.

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$9.50 EACH

Which One Is Monty?

And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle framework into a Python shrine. You’ll get (62) pieces, including a killer sheep, exploding penguin, parrot, baby carriage, rainbow, wide-eyed Bobby, various pipeworks and that famous head with the top sawn off, among many others.

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Monty Python's Flying Circus Magnet Set

Which One Is Monty?

And now for something completely different. Yes, Python fans—this is actual Monty Python’s Flying Circus merch! Our collection of magnetic animated characters from the iconic TV show will turn your refrigerator, desk, file cabinet or cubicle framework into a Python shrine. You’ll get (62) pieces, including a killer sheep, exploding penguin, parrot, baby carriage, rainbow, wide-eyed Bobby, various pipeworks and that famous head with the top sawn off, among many others.

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$14.50 EACH

Stick 'Em Up!

Say hello to our little red credit card holder, 3” x 2”, with a plastic back and a stretchy fabric (microfiber?) top for ease of removal and replacement. Back is 3M self-adhesive so you can stick it to your cell phone or any other place you want. Comes in handy when you don’t want to lug around a big bag or an overstuffed wallet.

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3M ADHESIVE BACKED STRETCHY CREDIT CARD HOLDER

Stick 'Em Up!

Say hello to our little red credit card holder, 3” x 2”, with a plastic back and a stretchy fabric (microfiber?) top for ease of removal and replacement. Back is 3M self-adhesive so you can stick it to your cell phone or any other place you want. Comes in handy when you don’t want to lug around a big bag or an overstuffed wallet.

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$1.35 EACH

Hard Charger

This white plastic General Electric charging station plugs into a standard grounded AC outlet and has (2) 2.1 Amp USB ports plus (2) grounded AC outlets. The top has an offset lip so you can rest a smartphone on it while it's charging. Rated for 125V at 15A max. UL.

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GENERAL ELECTRIC USB/AC CHARGING STATION

Hard Charger

This white plastic General Electric charging station plugs into a standard grounded AC outlet and has (2) 2.1 Amp USB ports plus (2) grounded AC outlets. The top has an offset lip so you can rest a smartphone on it while it's charging. Rated for 125V at 15A max. UL.

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$12.50 EACH
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A Light Box Of Many Pieces

We have a bunch of Apollo Glowpro light boxes--you know, for viewing slides, tracing stencils and tattoo designs, drawing and drafting--but their power cords have been clipped. So we’re selling them for parts since so many of you Surpies are DIYers. Every part is included, except the aforementioned power cord. Box measures 18” x 11-1/2" x 3-3/4” thick and operates on 120VAC, 13 Watts, with a 5000K fluorescent lamp. Weighs 8 lbs, so it’s meant for a desktop even if it says “portable.” This is a sturdy piece, not some cheapie. All-metal case has a baked enamel base, folding handle and tilt stand. Has an on/off switch on the side, and it’s wall mountable. Sweet!

Jarvis Says: Store customers contact your local store for availability. 


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APOLLO GLOWPRO LIGHT BOX

A Light Box Of Many Pieces

We have a bunch of Apollo Glowpro light boxes--you know, for viewing slides, tracing stencils and tattoo designs, drawing and drafting--but their power cords have been clipped. So we’re selling them for parts since so many of you Surpies are DIYers. Every part is included, except the aforementioned power cord. Box measures 18” x 11-1/2" x 3-3/4” thick and operates on 120VAC, 13 Watts, with a 5000K fluorescent lamp. Weighs 8 lbs, so it’s meant for a desktop even if it says “portable.” This is a sturdy piece, not some cheapie. All-metal case has a baked enamel base, folding handle and tilt stand. Has an on/off switch on the side, and it’s wall mountable. Sweet!

Jarvis Says: Store customers contact your local store for availability. 


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$24.50 EACH

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