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Pens By The Pound

Just like buying salami, except you can't take notes with lunch meat, and these pens cost less than sausage. We bought them in bulk, and we're selling them in bulk. Our PKG will get you approx (2) lbs of assorted, but very nice, ballpoint pens with a gallimaufry of logos and names. For future reference, pens weigh in at approx (50) per pound, give or take. 

 

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TWO POUNDS OF PENS

Pens By The Pound

Just like buying salami, except you can't take notes with lunch meat, and these pens cost less than sausage. We bought them in bulk, and we're selling them in bulk. Our PKG will get you approx (2) lbs of assorted, but very nice, ballpoint pens with a gallimaufry of logos and names. For future reference, pens weigh in at approx (50) per pound, give or take. 

 

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$15.75 PKG (2)

Dog Pens

No, no, no--nobody likes to see a pooch penned up. These are ball-point pens inside plastic dogs. They’re long, with spots, like dachshund-dalmatian crosses, but in pink, blue, white or yellow. We’ll pick (2) different colors for you. Pull the tail on the 4-1/2” long dogs, expose the ball-point, and bring a little canine whimsy to your memo, love poem, grocery list or resignation letter.

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DALMATIAN BALL-POINT PENS

Dog Pens

No, no, no--nobody likes to see a pooch penned up. These are ball-point pens inside plastic dogs. They’re long, with spots, like dachshund-dalmatian crosses, but in pink, blue, white or yellow. We’ll pick (2) different colors for you. Pull the tail on the 4-1/2” long dogs, expose the ball-point, and bring a little canine whimsy to your memo, love poem, grocery list or resignation letter.

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$2.95 PKG (2)
$3.95
-25%

Stubby Highlights

Is that a pencil in your pocket, and wouldn't you like a little stubby highlighter that didn't take up so much room? Our each is (2) neon-yellow markers with 1/8" tips in soft-grip housings just 2-5/8" long x 1" oval, with a little slot on the cap for a chain if you want to wear them on a string or attach them to a key ring. And why wouldn't you?

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SHORT NEON YELLOW HIGHLIGHTERS

Stubby Highlights

Is that a pencil in your pocket, and wouldn't you like a little stubby highlighter that didn't take up so much room? Our each is (2) neon-yellow markers with 1/8" tips in soft-grip housings just 2-5/8" long x 1" oval, with a little slot on the cap for a chain if you want to wear them on a string or attach them to a key ring. And why wouldn't you?

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$1.95 EACH

Sharpener Missing?

Or are you just under heavy pressure to start writing right now! We know, we know. That’s why our copywriters always buy these pre-sharpened #2 pencils, to get those terrible jokes down on paper ASAP. And yes, they have erasers because sometimes we’re not funny, and we all make mistakes. In packs of (12) at 7-3/8” long.

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PRE-SHARPENED #2 PENCILS

Sharpener Missing?

Or are you just under heavy pressure to start writing right now! We know, we know. That’s why our copywriters always buy these pre-sharpened #2 pencils, to get those terrible jokes down on paper ASAP. And yes, they have erasers because sometimes we’re not funny, and we all make mistakes. In packs of (12) at 7-3/8” long.

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$2.95 PKG (2)

Double-Entry Ball Point

You win some, you lose some? No need to keep switching pens when you have this two-headed ball point pen with a black cartridge at one end and a red one at the other. Perfect for those hand-held profit and loss statements.

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DOUBLE ENDED RED-BLACK PEN

Double-Entry Ball Point

You win some, you lose some? No need to keep switching pens when you have this two-headed ball point pen with a black cartridge at one end and a red one at the other. Perfect for those hand-held profit and loss statements.

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$2.75 PKG (2)

You Make Mistakes?

Who among us doesn’t? Even a just man falls seven times. Just get this little eraser wheel, 1-7/8" dia x 3/8" thick in latex-fee rubber. The plastic housing rotates to keep it closed and schmutz-free in your drawer, just waiting for you to err.

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LATEX-FREE RUBBER ERASER WHEEL

You Make Mistakes?

Who among us doesn’t? Even a just man falls seven times. Just get this little eraser wheel, 1-7/8" dia x 3/8" thick in latex-fee rubber. The plastic housing rotates to keep it closed and schmutz-free in your drawer, just waiting for you to err.

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$3.95 PKG (3)

Perfumed Eraser Rings

Where else can you find (lightly) scented erasers shaped like giant rings with 1” square jewels? And packed inside clear plastic spheres? We’ll pick (1) in white, yellow, blue, green or another lovely color, but if you simply must have pink we’ve got that, too, and we’ll send it to you.

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SCENTED PINK ERASER RING

Perfumed Eraser Rings

Where else can you find (lightly) scented erasers shaped like giant rings with 1” square jewels? And packed inside clear plastic spheres? We’ll pick (1) in white, yellow, blue, green or another lovely color, but if you simply must have pink we’ve got that, too, and we’ll send it to you.

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The Joy of Writing

InkJoy is the Paper Mate® name for a particularly smooth ink, but it’s the medium 1mm points that make these so pleasant to write with. Measure 6” long with black ink and pocket-clip caps. Our each is a pack of (8) pens.

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PAPER MATE® MEDIUM-POINT PENS

The Joy of Writing

InkJoy is the Paper Mate® name for a particularly smooth ink, but it’s the medium 1mm points that make these so pleasant to write with. Measure 6” long with black ink and pocket-clip caps. Our each is a pack of (8) pens.

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$2.75 EACH

Feeling Testy?

Don’t forget your #2 pencils, because we’re pretty sure it’s against the law to take a standardized test in America without them. Our each is a pack of (8) with erasers. From Dixon® and marked 100% Real Wood, which is a relief. And to any automatic-pencil users who might not care so much about wood, these pencils have HB lead.

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#2 PENCILS WITH ERASERS 8-PACK

Feeling Testy?

Don’t forget your #2 pencils, because we’re pretty sure it’s against the law to take a standardized test in America without them. Our each is a pack of (8) with erasers. From Dixon® and marked 100% Real Wood, which is a relief. And to any automatic-pencil users who might not care so much about wood, these pencils have HB lead.

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$1.85 EACH

Skinny And Under A Quarter Each

Ready for test-taking, these (24) 5mm classic mechanical pencils from PaperMate® are in assorted colors, all with #2 black lead. Erasers are on top because even the virtuous fail seven times a day. Package says “Longest leads available,” so it must be true.

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PAPERMATE® MECHANICAL PENCILS 24-PACK

Skinny And Under A Quarter Each

Ready for test-taking, these (24) 5mm classic mechanical pencils from PaperMate® are in assorted colors, all with #2 black lead. Erasers are on top because even the virtuous fail seven times a day. Package says “Longest leads available,” so it must be true.

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$5.95 EACH

The Joy Of Ink

Says so right on the package: InkJoy by PaperMate®. Black with “Ultra Smooth” black gel ink and medium ballpoints. Mike, our extraordinary copy editor, loves the feel. Retractable with pocket clips. Our each is a package of (4).

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PAPERMATE® INK JOY GEL PENS 4-PACK

The Joy Of Ink

Says so right on the package: InkJoy by PaperMate®. Black with “Ultra Smooth” black gel ink and medium ballpoints. Mike, our extraordinary copy editor, loves the feel. Retractable with pocket clips. Our each is a package of (4).

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$1.95 EACH

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