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And what do you get? A trunk organizer! Ours is a practical beige color, measures 23” x 11-1/2” x 9-1/2” in polyester with a (3) large compartments, each with multiple slit pockets. Also comes with a separate, matching cooler, thoughtfully designed to hold a six-pack, with a heat-sealed lining to prevent leaks. Folds down to 10” x 10” x 5” thick. Get two and you could store one folded up inside the other. It's what Marie would do.

This sleek stainless steel water bottle from Callaway Golf holds (25) oz, which should keep you hydrated until the turn, when you can switch to beer. No logo, thank you, and non-insulated, it measures 10-1/4” x 2-7/8” dia with a screw cap that has a hanging loop. Comes in a black velvet bag (with a logo), which you can use to hold tees. Pro shop price is $27.95. Our price is like a double eagle compared to that.

Our squishable silicone coffee cup looks like the takeaway cups you get at coffee shops, complete with the slide-up cuff that keeps your fingers from burning or freezing. Now you can drink your frappalattes or milkshakes out of reusable silicone instead of paper and save the planet. Our cup handles freezer temps down to -40F, and hot temps up to 446F. Squash the cup when you’re done, and put it in your pocket to use again later. Holds 10 oz and stands 5” tall x 3-1/4” dia at the top. Push on its head and watch it sink to just half its size. We’ll send you one in white and aqua, navy, red or lime green to match your eyes.

This First Aid kit is in a red zippered nylon pouch with fabric handles, just the right size at 9" x 6" x 2-1/4", to fit in a glove box or, well, pretty much anywhere. Loaded with approx (75) pieces, including elastic bandages, scissors, tape, needle and thread, (2) cinch straps, a mouth-to-mouth device, mylar blanket, triangular bandages (aka, cravats), (38) adhesive bandages, eye pads, gauze pads, a trauma pad, snap-to-use cold pack, poncho, alcohol wipes, sting-relief pads, antiseptic wipes, swabs, cotton swabs, disposable gloves and a pair of tweezers. You’re covered with this kit.

Made to strap onto the headrests in your car, this super-squishy pillow puts those airplane neck thingies to shame. Made of microfiber that’s irresistible to touch, it measures 10" wide x 6” tall and is approx 4” thick before you squish it with your head. Black back and neon orange front. Excellent for post-prandial naps after drive-through lunches.

In a automotive breakthrough of epic proportions, allow us to introduce the Bigfoot Air Freshener, complete with a little string for hanging from your rear-view mirror. And no, it's not an abominable aroma--it's pine-scented.

We sound like your mother, don't we? Well, she was right, you should hang up your coat, even when you’re in your car. The Auto Coat Valet is a stainless steel hanger made so you can safely drape your jacket from it instead of putting it on the hook above the back door so it can block your vision or fall on the floor and be all wrinkled when you get wherever you're going. No installation, just squeeze the valet and let the brackets slip onto the post on the headrest. Will fit any headrest with bars of 1/2” dia or smaller and brackets may need a little encouragement to swivel at first. You’ll never arrive wrinkled or rumpled again.

It’s like an electronic version of the red safety triangles you see on horse-drawn carriages, but this one is for auto emergencies. The Versa Beam© Emergency Floodlight measures 8” x 7” with (3) bright-white light settings for (5) hours at 300 lumens and up to a max 700 lumens for (3) hours. Has (36) flashing (extremely) red LEDs, a kickstand and a non-slip, padded rubber body. Weatherproof, because it would be dumb not to be. Powered by (4) "AA" batteries (included).

The vent window is gone forever, which is why you can’t keep your entire windshield fog-free all the time. (Ask grampa.) So we recommend this low-power auxiliary windshield heater-defroster. Draws a scant 3A and measures 5-3/4" x 3-3/4" x 2" with a visor clip, a 4-foot cord and a little built-in fan. Don’t expect it to remove ice but it does the job in a pinch. Funnest part is proving to the policeman that it’s not an illegal radar detector.

Next time you hang an air freshener from your rear-view mirror, make it something your passengers will remember. These are all approx 4” to 5” long and bring a little something to the party that a paper pine tree can only dream of. You pick the creepy hairless cat in a Buddha pose, smelling of sandalwood; the bubblegum-scented rubber chicken; or the largest tardigrade (aka moss bear or water piglet) in the universe, redolent of green apples.

Made for truck and bus tires, but anyone tired of kneeling on gas station asphalt will love this 13" long x 5/8” dia air gauge. In nickel-plated brass, it has dual Schrader fittings, one straight on, the other on the reverse side at 45-degrees to ease use and save your back when the valve is at the top of the tire. Reads from 10psi to 160psi in 2psi increments.

Cookie Monster with a migraine. Also these excellent CCFL lights so the inside of your vehicle can throb with blue lights to the beat of your sound system. It's what Bach would have done if he'd had a car. These are all on fused power cords that slide into the cigarette-lighter plug on 4-foot cords, plus a small control unit on a separate 5-foot cord. All use self-adhesive mounts and  feature adjustable sound-sensitive modes or steady-on modes (for when Mom is in the car). You pick the 7-3/4" x 4-5/8" frame to surround your sound source or the smaller 7-5/8" x 2-1/2" frame for a smaller radio.

Funniest line Ring Lardner ever wrote, and it was directed to a kid in the backseat who asked if daddy was lost. Won't happen to you if you have this combination front seat protector and back-seat organizer. Back has a iPad/tablet holder, (4) water (or whatever) bottle holders, a large 9" X 9" pocket, and a pair of 12" X18" cling-film sunscreens so they'll be able to see their games and won't notice if you get lost. Front part is easy to wipe clean and has a mesh pocket for your stuff.

These strap-on mirrors were made to tie to car headrests to watch kiddies in rear-facing car seats, but if you’re kid-free or hate to intrude when they’re sucking their toes, we love these for camping. Tie one onto a tree and the forest is your boudoir. Measure 9-1/4" x 6-3/4" and adjust on a ball-socket arm, with straps that connect with molle buckles. They’re plastic and lightweight, so you can travel with them. Makeup mirror? Their convex-ness also makes them good for wide-angle jobs, like exposing the blind spots in the garage, or around back. And for your next costume party, strap one to your forehead, stick a tube of toothpaste in your mouth and go as a medicine cabinet.

These 3” long cricket-shaped clips are made to slide onto your car visor and open up to hold your glasses without scratching the plastic lenses they told you were scratch-proof but really aren’t. Inside has foam pads so they won’t even scratch your temples. We’ll pick a pair in black, red, blue or fuchsia. Could also hold a pencil if you don’t have sunglasses. Made for a large chain store and sold for $5.99 each, but we’ve got ’em for a fraction of that. Surplus!

We love multipurpose stuff like the Internet loves cats dressed as people. And we dearly love this 8-way tool for your car, which has a digital tire gauge, glass-breaker head, white LED flashlight, blinking red LED, seat-belt cutter, tire-tread gauge and air-release valve. Yeah, that’s only (7). Surplus, y’know. The manufacturer counts the magnet and lanyard as the eighth use. Comes with (2) “AAA” batteries and the whole thing is just 7-1/2” long.

There's no escaping the automobile attraction when you've got a giant flagpole mounted on your roof. The mounting system includes a lightweight frame with a folding bracket that mounts atop your vehicle with scratch-resistant suction cups and durable straps. The flagpole itself extends up to 4' long which folds down for garage access and works with the included 2' x 3' American Flag or up to a 3' x 5' flag with grommets. Fly the flag of your local sports team, our classic Jolly Roger. Plus, at the top of the pole sits a bright white LED powered by your vehicle's accessory port which means you can show your pride after dark. But keep in mind that you can't drive fifty-five—the manufacturer recommends keeping it under 30 MPH if you want to keep your pride intact. Easy setup instructions and 2' x 3' American flag included.

Expedited shipping is not available and your entire order will ship standard ground.

An adult swimmer like you doesn’t have to freshen your auto air with another pine tree hanging from your rear-view mirror. Try this 3" dia Rick and Morty air freshener, redolent, the package says, of genuine New Car Scent, which turns out to be vaguely soapy/detergentish. Like a laundromat, but in a good way. Made in the USA.