You OK? We thought we heard something when you stood up just now. We feel your pain. And we know you’re trapped—exercising in place, and in pain. Try this wrap-around Optima Dual ROM (range of motion) knee brace, with lateral support and a polycentric hinge that adjusts for flexion and extension. One size fits most, and provides stability and support with a comfortable latex strap. Measures 12” for less bulk.

Feel free to open your eyes underwater and leave ’em open as long as you like with these super-nice, adult, unisex SealBuddy Panoramic Swimming Goggles. They have a comfortable, tight fit with a rubber headband that you adjust with a pinch button and band ridges, plastic frames, soft silicone gaskets and 2.1" wide x 1.3" high tapered plastic anti-fog, anti-scratch lenses. They come with a hard-shell case because without it you’d lose them like we all do when they don’t come with a hard-shell case. Available in your favorite color scheme for goggles, as long as that’s black with stylish white accents.

For the sharpshooter in your life (or maybe it’s you), here’s a duo of gun rest bags—the kind you fill with sand, BBs or buckwheat hulls to create a solid, steady platform for your rifle. Rest your firearm on these bags o’ stuff and you’ll have a base so steady you’ll have no excuses when you miss the bull’s eye. You’ll get (2) bags, a 9" x 7" front support and a smaller rear support (for the stock), both in green camo.

Sit-ups don’t cut it. They’re hard on the back and neck, and few things are as boring. We like our brand new Ab Roller for sculpting the six-pack in our belly (or simply toning up), strengthening our core and improving flexibility. It’s an approx 7” dia x 2” wide plastic wheel with non-slip rubber tread, with a 12” stainless steel "axle" running through it, with padded grips on each side. We have rollers in light blue and black, and we’ll pick the one we think will make you roll the most and go with your outfit. Fits in your gym bag and rolls on any flat surface. You’ll be wearing half-shirts before you know it.

Look up the word “callipygian” and then order our little drawstring bag with (5) exercise bands ranging from extra-light to extra-heavy resistance, all 2” wide. Sometimes called booty-bands, they're non-slip natural latex and provide increasing resistance for leg exercises. They are widely regarded as the fastest way, other than genetic good fortune, to glutei maximi of steel. See the Internets for copious illustrated instructions.

Flow Society performance tape’s many uses include supporting weak or injured muscles or joints, holding heat/cold packs or pads, improving your grip on equipment (of any kind), and keeping your socks up, which is important. Assorted rolls in sporty lime green with a purple Flow Society logo of an eagle, mid-strike, or rasta argyle with the eagle in black. Our each is a roll 1-1/2” wide x 37-1/2 feet long.

This one’s for all you angling Surpies. It’s a handsome, durable 49" long x 11-1/4” high padded fishing rod case. Looks like nylon to us, and has zippered entry, outside pockets for accessories, and an adjustable shoulder strap. Pat’s taking one on vacation to keep his poles organized. Doesn’t mean he’s going to catch anything. He’ll have a great case, though. More time fishing, less time untangling!

Or pinned down, anyway. This ambidextrous thumb brace is made of soft fabric with a stainless steel metal brace sewn inside. Allows full finger movement, and has hook-and-loop fasteners for adjusting both the wrist and thumb holds. In black neoprene.

This digital stopwatch includes a clock, alarm clock and lap modes. Reading appears in a 7/8" x 7/16" tall LCD display, graduated down to 1/100th of a second. Includes a 16" neck cord. From United Scientific. In assorted, but dignified, coach-appropriate colors.

Who could remember all that in the middle of a football game? Next time you're playing your kids in two-hand touch, keep track of the plays like generations of losing Chicago Bears quarterbacks with one of these cheaters. Our QB helper is a 6-1/2” long elastic-cloth wristband with a 4-3/4” x 2-3/4” clear plastic window. You’ve seen them in big games. The window is held down by a hook-and-loop tab and flips up so you have (3) sides/pages to write on. Also good for catchers, forgetful bass players, and anyone else who needs reminders. Start a trend by wearing yours while you barbecue or cut the grass.