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FANTASY CREATURES & TOYS

Hatch A T-Rex In Your Tub

Maybe. Could also be a stegosaurus, triceratops or something else--that’s part of the fun of paleontological parenthood. Just submerge the 4-1/2” tall ersatz dinosaur egg into cool water and wait 48-72 hours while it cracks like a real egg and the baby dino grows to a be a foot long. If your mother won’t let you skip your bath for a few days (they’re like that, mothers, no scientific discipline), just use any container bigger than a 12” dinosaur.

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HATCHING DINOSAUR EGG

Hatch A T-Rex In Your Tub

Maybe. Could also be a stegosaurus, triceratops or something else--that’s part of the fun of paleontological parenthood. Just submerge the 4-1/2” tall ersatz dinosaur egg into cool water and wait 48-72 hours while it cracks like a real egg and the baby dino grows to a be a foot long. If your mother won’t let you skip your bath for a few days (they’re like that, mothers, no scientific discipline), just use any container bigger than a 12” dinosaur.

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$6.95 EACH

Articulated Sasquatch

Ready to fulfill all of your unmet movable yeti needs, this 6-1/2" tall plastic bigfoot has articulated ankles, knees, hips, waist, shoulders and elbows, which makes him posable in more positions than Twyla Tharp.

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ARTICULATED BIGFOOT DOLL

Articulated Sasquatch

Ready to fulfill all of your unmet movable yeti needs, this 6-1/2" tall plastic bigfoot has articulated ankles, knees, hips, waist, shoulders and elbows, which makes him posable in more positions than Twyla Tharp.

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$15.95 EACH
$16.75
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Tub Stickers

Time to give the rubber duckies a break. These aquatic-themed dense foam toys from Chipmunkk® float, and they’ll stick to the side of the tub. There are (30) in the set—crabs, octopi, rays, whales, turtles, starfish and enough fishes to start a Mrs. Paul’s plant—so they'll pretty much line the whole tub. Measure 3” to 6” wide x 3/8” thick. The big company with all the trucks gets $12.50 for these.

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BOX 30 KID FUN DENSE FOAM BATHTUB TOYS

Tub Stickers

Time to give the rubber duckies a break. These aquatic-themed dense foam toys from Chipmunkk® float, and they’ll stick to the side of the tub. There are (30) in the set—crabs, octopi, rays, whales, turtles, starfish and enough fishes to start a Mrs. Paul’s plant—so they'll pretty much line the whole tub. Measure 3” to 6” wide x 3/8” thick. The big company with all the trucks gets $12.50 for these.

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$7.50 EACH

Dragons-R-We

We not only know our pronoun cases, but we sell some of the fiercest little dragons this side of Drogo's funeral pyre. We'll pick one from our lovely assortment of molded snarling fire-breathers, all with either a wingspan of approx 6" or no wings but two heads. With highly detailed scales and teeth, these beasts come in green, orange, purple-ish, blue and gray, all in different poses of terror.

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ASSORTED SNARLING DETAILED PLASTIC DRAGONS

Dragons-R-We

We not only know our pronoun cases, but we sell some of the fiercest little dragons this side of Drogo's funeral pyre. We'll pick one from our lovely assortment of molded snarling fire-breathers, all with either a wingspan of approx 6" or no wings but two heads. With highly detailed scales and teeth, these beasts come in green, orange, purple-ish, blue and gray, all in different poses of terror.

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$5.50 EACH

Meditating Yetis

Nobody escapes the mindfulness movement, not even cryptozoological Sasquatches seeking Satori. From deep in the northwest woods come these vinyl Bigfoots, sitting cross-legged and contemplating hirsute-being and nothingness. Most will be in Bigfoot Brown, with the occasional Abominable White and Yeti Beige appearing, sorry no special requests. You'll get (2) tranquil sasquatch at 2” tall, which technically makes them little Bigfoots.

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MEDITATING BIGFOOT FIGURINES

Meditating Yetis

Nobody escapes the mindfulness movement, not even cryptozoological Sasquatches seeking Satori. From deep in the northwest woods come these vinyl Bigfoots, sitting cross-legged and contemplating hirsute-being and nothingness. Most will be in Bigfoot Brown, with the occasional Abominable White and Yeti Beige appearing, sorry no special requests. You'll get (2) tranquil sasquatch at 2” tall, which technically makes them little Bigfoots.

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$7.95 PKG (2)

Hogwarts Gift Shop Surplus

Yes, of course they have a gift shop. Hogwarts is tuition-free, but you try to run a school for wizards waiting for the Ministry of Magic funding to come through. We've got their iron-on house patches because they realized the students just had a magic needle do all their sewing anyway. You will get all (4) patches for Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin Houses. The crests measure approx 4” x 3-1/8” and you can iron them onto your jeans, jacket, hat, backpack, bathrobe or anything else, because you don't have a magic needle. Don't glue them to the door of your room until you ask your mother, or the dean.

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SET OF (4) HARRY POTTER HOGWARTS IRON-ON PATCHES

Hogwarts Gift Shop Surplus

Yes, of course they have a gift shop. Hogwarts is tuition-free, but you try to run a school for wizards waiting for the Ministry of Magic funding to come through. We've got their iron-on house patches because they realized the students just had a magic needle do all their sewing anyway. You will get all (4) patches for Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin Houses. The crests measure approx 4” x 3-1/8” and you can iron them onto your jeans, jacket, hat, backpack, bathrobe or anything else, because you don't have a magic needle. Don't glue them to the door of your room until you ask your mother, or the dean.

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$12.95 PKG (4)

BUCK ROGERS!!

We have pieces from a Buck Rogers game called, we are told, “Buck Rogers Battle for the 25th Century.” Except for the Gun Pods, which are all dark grey, the pieces are all assortments of: green, yellow, blue, purple, brown and violet. The pieces: Gunpods, Fighter Planes, and Space Shuttles. Mostly they are around 1” in the largest dimension. Note: we show the quantity pre-packed in a bag in the listing. You get ten bags for the price shown.

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BUCK ROGERS SPACE SHUTTLES (24) PER BAG (10) BAGS PER OUR PKG

BUCK ROGERS!!

We have pieces from a Buck Rogers game called, we are told, “Buck Rogers Battle for the 25th Century.” Except for the Gun Pods, which are all dark grey, the pieces are all assortments of: green, yellow, blue, purple, brown and violet. The pieces: Gunpods, Fighter Planes, and Space Shuttles. Mostly they are around 1” in the largest dimension. Note: we show the quantity pre-packed in a bag in the listing. You get ten bags for the price shown.

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$3.50 PKG (10)

Bonka Zonks Are Marvels

Well, they're from Marvel®, anyway, and they're just under 1-1/2” tall weighted Marvel® hero heads with a base. The object, we hear, is to knock your opponent’s zonks over by spinning, flicking, pushing or twirling your guy into the other guy. Like riding the subway in rush hour, really. Our each is (5) blind packs of (2) superheroes—for a total of (10)—and they must be cool because they're Marvel®. There are (76) heroes extant, but we'll just stick our paw into the hero barrel and grab (5) bags of them while you wait with bated breath, whatever that is. These are just the figures no other parts of the game included.


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MARVEL BONKA ZONKS SUPERHERO BLIND PACKS

Bonka Zonks Are Marvels

Well, they're from Marvel®, anyway, and they're just under 1-1/2” tall weighted Marvel® hero heads with a base. The object, we hear, is to knock your opponent’s zonks over by spinning, flicking, pushing or twirling your guy into the other guy. Like riding the subway in rush hour, really. Our each is (5) blind packs of (2) superheroes—for a total of (10)—and they must be cool because they're Marvel®. There are (76) heroes extant, but we'll just stick our paw into the hero barrel and grab (5) bags of them while you wait with bated breath, whatever that is. These are just the figures no other parts of the game included.


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$6.95 PKG (5)

Dopey Heads

These are goofy in the extreme, with fuzzy hair. Made to clip onto zippers, backpacks, key rings—anyplace you need a little goofeyness. Heads measure approx 1-3/4” high x 1-1/2” dia on a 1” chain with a 1” plastic-gate clasp. They have a 3/4” dia opening in the bottom so you can stick them on your fingers like little dopey puppets.

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FUZZY HEAD ZIPPER CLIP-ONS

Dopey Heads

These are goofy in the extreme, with fuzzy hair. Made to clip onto zippers, backpacks, key rings—anyplace you need a little goofeyness. Heads measure approx 1-3/4” high x 1-1/2” dia on a 1” chain with a 1” plastic-gate clasp. They have a 3/4” dia opening in the bottom so you can stick them on your fingers like little dopey puppets.

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$4.50 PKG (5)

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