Why does Roger always get the credit for the skull and crossbones pirate flag? We feel it is time to share and have elected Barry to the post because he just walked by the vast editorial department here at A.S.&S. (AKA "my desk") Our Jolly Barry flag is 3ft x 5 ft., black polyester with a reinforced edge containing grommets for flying. It has the traditional skull and crossbones in white with the added fillip that the skull is wearing an eye patch! Sail Away!!

Hang this holographic prism in the window for delicate, changing color effects. As the sun shines through, it throws splashes of red, yellow, green, blue, violet and more around the room. The glass disc is 4-1/8" dia x 1/4" thick with a chrome-look frame. Comes with a suction cup hanger to mount it on a window. (Find a way to make it rotate for an especially cool effect!)

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Put your patriotism on display with this package of (6) assorted USA-themed window clings, including a flat flag at approx 9-1/4" x 5-1/2", (2) flat ones at approx 4-3/8" x 2-1/2", (2) rippling flags at approx 2-3/8" x 1-5/8" and 2-3/4" x 2", and a flag-themed map of the United States at approx 9" x 6". You’ll get (3) packs for a total of (18) Old Glory images. Removable and reusable, and visible from both sides. Made in Taiwan. No extra charge for that bit of irony, because like America, it’s free.

Time used to fly, but with global warming what it is, it now drips…off your mantel, desk, bookcase or the top of your cubicle. The melting clock is inspired by Dali's painting The Persistence of Memory and is surreal enough for anyone, even you. Measures 6-3/4" x 4-3/4" x 5-1/4" and requires a single "AA" battery which you have to supply, but can get at our affordable prices.

Charms, charms and more charms. Some say these little guys are quite charming. Small charms with magnets attached to small magnets originally used inside a speciality frame. The frames are all gone but the charms remain. Great for the fridge or kids locker. Bunches of different styles. We will pick at least 5 different in your assortment.

Minimalism meets functionality. When nothing is hung on it, our clear-plastic key-shaped key holder, 10" long and about 4" at its widest point, blends right into the wall behind it. Very subtle. (6) 7/8" long L-shaped hooks fit through countersunk 3/16" square holes. You assemble it and supply the screws for the (2) 1/8" countersunk mounting holes. In theory, when it's mounted against the wall, the hooks are held in place. In practice, we suggest a bit of model glue at the base of each hook. Functionality aside, it's a cool giant key!

Think electric art. These 15-3/4" square wall hangings, canvas on board, have scattered white LEDs that will add sparkle to the art work. We’ll pick one that you’ll love from our assortment that includes a starry night sky, butterflies (lone or in cages), a guitar and a turntable. Have dual hangers on the back, and all you add is a couple of nails and “AA” batteries.

OK, you can buy a vowel as long as you don't mind if it's a consonant. Think of us as Pat Sajak with a sense of humor. These little metal-wrapped magnets are 3/8" square x 5/32" thick with a 1/4" upper-case letter in gold, and they're pre-bagged so we have no control over what you'll get except to say that you'll get (10) magnets with at least (6) different letters, and they'll probably spell something.

These colorful dense-foam wall decorations have double-sided tape on the back for easy mounting in kids' rooms. We'll pick (2) different from this transportation collection of a sailboat, choo-choo train, VW bug and tugboat. Primarily primary colors. All measure approx 9" x 11".