Tactical sweet corn? Stop it—this anodized aluminum, dual-use red flashlight shines with a COB LED front light and a COB side light. Measures 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" dia. Can be used with the 250 lumen flashlight on, 200 lumen sidelight on, both on, or in emergency flashing/strobe mode. Bottom has a good magnet for hands-free work. You add a trio of “AAA” batteries.

Safety is as safety does these days, and we recommend these high-quality, safety goggles, unvented for maximum splatter protection and ANSI Z87.1-rated. Measure 6” wide x 3-5/8” tall x 3-1/8” deep. The black elastic strap is adjustable, and the flexible sides and top allow for a better seal against the face. One size fits most adults, and Pat, the boss around here, slipped them over his glasses, no problem. Goggles are sealed in a bag and the vendor says sterile if un-opened, which is good since you just washed your hands. We’ve seen them selling for $9-plus in the Ama-zone. Our price is better, right? Our bulk pricing makes them great for the workplace or schools.

This 300 Lumen LED light is a mighty mite. Just under 4-1/2" long x 1" dia, you slide the sleeve and the beam zooms from a flood to a don't-stare-into-this focused spot. In black or gun metal anodized aluminum, it's weatherproof and shockproof with a latching button switch and a pocket clip. Depress the button halfway when it's on and it goes into a rapid-flash mode for emergency signaling. Visible for 275 meters. Five hour life with the included 1-"AA" battery and a 110K+ hour bulb life.

Gotta protect the head, right? This arc flash protective head sock is a balaclava-style covering with a black exterior, white interior and shoulder cut-outs. Fabric is a flame-resistant Nomex blend because technically this is a protective hood for structural firefighting in accordance with NFPA 1971-2018. But it’s also great for keeping your head warm, or for medieval knight costumes.

You may need more reflective stuff to keep you safe. Try this sheet of slightly puffy reflective stickers in safety-vest yellow, with (48) pre-cut peel-and-stick triangles at 1-7/8”, 1-1/4”, 3/8”, and (5) 7/8” x 4” strips. We like them for added safety and also for finding small stuff in the dark with a flashlight.

Don’t use this blanket on your bed, but if you find yourself in the midst of flames, by all means, whip it out. It’s a flame-suppression/flame-catching blanket, and as the saying goes, it might save your life. Like Pat does all day long here, this blanket puts out fires. Made from 100% glass fabric, it has pull tabs for quick and easy release from the 13" x 8" x 1" black storage bag which is meant to hang from it's metal grommet for quick and easy access. At-a-glance instructions are printed on the bag, but basically you’ll want to drape the 40” x 40” blanket over the flames to seal off the air. Says it's intended for single use, but how many fires are you having anyway?

These non-fog not-really-welding goggles are just what you need to cap off your costume. Sure, the flip-up dark lenses are too dark to see through easily (that's why they have conventional clear plastic lenses underneath them), but leaving them flipped up just adds to your zany, adventurous, steampunk persona. Aesthetics include side vents and an adjustable elastic head strap. And the goggles accept standard 50mm replacement lenses, but if you think the party is going to be that rough, we suggest that it would be cheaper and easier to just buy a couple of pairs at this price-from-the-past.

Gotta protect the ears. Our adjustable, protective earmuffs have a Noise Reduction Rating (NRR) of 20 dB. Great for blocking out annoying, unwanted noise pollution (sawing, mowing, drilling, complaining), and for the health and safety of your precious ears. Has comfortable head padding and ABS shells with sponges, and adjustable height cups. Muffs are olive green, connected to a classic black headband.

The mother of all flashlights! At a foot long, this extra-sturdy rechargeable LED COB flashlight shines an ultra-bright 5000 lumens and has the ability to charge your phone and other devices with its USB output. Has (3) beam settings (max/low/strobe) with an adjustable slide focus and a range of 150 meters. The 6000mAh powerbank has a USB port, and comes with a charging cable. Lasts 90 minutes on high, or three hours on low. Weatherproof, and the power cord stores in the handle.

Each has black lettering stenciled on bright yellow plastic tape, with the message repeated over and over. They are 3" wide by 200 ft or 1000 ft long. All are the real thing, made for sale to police and other serious users. Some have an obvious industrial application, some will work in the school playground, some seem appropriate to cordon off the kids’ rooms.