Nobody would dare vote you off the island if you have this stainless steel survival tool. Smaller than a credit card at 2-3/4" x 1-3/4", it has (11) functions: can opener, knife edge, flathead screwdriver, small ruler, bottle opener, 4-position wrench, saw blade, 2-position wrench and a couple more. Slip it into your wallet or hang it on your keychain, then go get lost.

It's a 10-tool Swissesque military survival knife, but without those red plastic handles to break and fall off. Includes stainless steel 2-1/2" knife blade, flathead driver/bottle opener, saw blade, scissors, can opener, fish scaler/nail set, corkscrew, Phillips driver, awl, nail file and the needle-like thing for making buckskin clothes in case you're lost for years. Has a split ring to hang your keys from.

It will be if you buy this bright-as-a-Phi-Beta-Kappa COB LED 3W flashlight, with a bonus red laser. Measures a mere 4-3/4" x 1-1/8" dia and comes with (3) “AAA” batteries inside, where they belong. In a knurled aluminum body of a color that we’ll pick for you (gray, black, red or blue) because who cares what color a flashlight is. (Note: flashlight and pointer can't be on at the same time.)

Four carabiners, no waiting. These are for keys and stuff, not for hanging around Mt. Everest. We'll pick a quartet of 2-3/4" x 1-3/8" carabiners in assorted vibrant anodized-aluminum colors, including black and polished silver. They open to a max of 5/8" and each has a complimentary 7/8" slip-ring at absolutely no extra charge.

This 6" long water bottle holder has a 2" aluminum carabiner and is attached to a 2-3/4” long canvas strap, with a 1” slip ring and a soft rubber planchette-like, plectrum-ish, egg-shaped thingie 2-3/8” long with a 15/16” hole in it. What for? Our Asst VP for Saying Planchette says that is the portion to slip over the top of the water bottle. The whole shebang is in a hard-to-lose neon green.

You don’t have to be a cowboy or cowgirl to carry one of these, but it helps. You’ll get (10) 6” long leather fobs with double 3” long tassels on the end in two colors. (We’ve seen red/white, leatherish/white and blue/white, but there could be more.) The other end has a 3/16” ID clip, to attach to a key ring, jacket zip, light pull, saddle, earring, pooch or anything else that needs a little tassellating.

This small, but mighty, 9-LED flashlight has a glow-in-the-dark switch so you can, duh, find it in the dark when you need it. Measures 4" long x approx 1" dia with a 4" wriststrap and the GITD push-button switch on the non-business end. Weather resistant. Comes with (3) "AAA" batteries. We'll pick one in brushed or anodized blue aluminum, silver, green camo or black.

Misprints are our business. These bargain multitool pocket knives all have (removeable) 1" slip rings and measure from 3-3/8" to 3-1/2" long with misprinted promo messages on the side. Most will be red or blue anodized metal and will have 2" blades, flathead drivers/bottle openers, can openers, Phillips bits and the ever-useful corkscrew.

If you’ve got a badge, whistle, backstage pass or anything else to hang on a lanyard, we’ve got the lanyards. Approx 17” long in assorted colors of fabric strapping, they all have 1” dia slip rings on the end. And for your literary edification, we recommend reading former Poet Laureate Billy Collins’ immortal poem, The Lanyard. It will make you appreciate your mom.

Get our littlest pocket work-light. Just 2” x 1-3/16” x 3/4” with a single white intense COB LED, and (2) button-cell batteries (included), it’s about the size of a really thick domino tile. Has a little magnet on the back, too. You’ll get a pair in red, orange, green or blue.