In a automotive breakthrough of epic proportions, allow us to introduce the Bigfoot Air Freshener, complete with a little string for hanging from your rear-view mirror. And no, it's not an abominable aroma--it's pine-scented.

It’s either the world’s smallest shop vac or the only car vacuum on the planet that will suck up water. Handy, that. Our 7-1/2" x 9" portable wet-dry vacuum has an 9-foot cord with a 12V cigarette lighter/accessory plug, a 3-foot-plus flexible hose, large brush, and crevice cleaner. Great for cars, boats, RV's or camping. Bonus: it reverses and has a nozzle to blow up air mattresses and the like.

Make your dashboard one with everything for under seven bucks. This Buddhist monk-on-a-spring wears an off-the-shoulder saffron robe and a blissful expression that will make your daily commute a little slice of Nirvana. Sits 4-5/8" tall with an adhesive base.

Nothing says motoring fun like a zombie on the dashboard. He's green, he's quivering, he's undead, and he sticks to your dash! We're especially fond of the spring-attached head and arms which shake just like a real zombie. About 5-5/8" tall with a partially exposed brain.

Nothing says holidaymobile like a car festooned with little multicolored lights like the trees at the mall. This 21-foot string has (27) incandescent lights with a cigarette-lighter plug at the end and a long lead from the plug to the first light, to reach wherever you're mounting them. Includes (2) suction cups with hooks.

There are two ways to get a teal blue passport: you could move to Tuvalu, a pacific island 1/10th the size of Kiribati, which you never heard of either, or you could buy this teal leather passport case from us. Measures 4" x 5-1/2" with the helpful word "PASSPORT" embossed on the front. Mike, the guy here who gets around, called it uber-snazzy.

In the universe of rhinestone-encrusted trailer-hitch covers, ours is decidedly on the understated side, being a mere 4-3/4" x 4-1/2" in the shape of a dollar sign. Fits 1-1/4" and 2" hitches and includes (3) different mounting brackets. Don't own a trailer? Hang it around your neck and watch the maitre d' usher your party to a special table.

Cookie Monster with a migraine. Also these excellent CCFL lights so the inside of your vehicle can throb with blue lights to the beat of your sound system. It's what Bach would have done if he'd had a car. These are all on fused power cords that slide into the cigarette-lighter plug on 4-foot cords, plus a small control unit on a separate 5-foot cord. All use self-adhesive mounts and  feature adjustable sound-sensitive modes or steady-on modes (for when Mom is in the car). You pick, the 6-3/4" long center mount tube; the 4-5/8" long tube on a pivoting base; the 7-3/4" x 4-5/8" frame to surround your sound source; or the smaller 7-5/8" x 2-1/2" frame for a smaller radio.

Put a little mood indigo in your ride with these dual blue LEDs. On 3/8" dia swiveling, self-adhesive mounts, each set of (2) lights connect via 5-foot fused leads to your cigarette plug. In silver plastic, you pick the 1" long, cocktail-shaker-shaped set with the LED shining out the end like a spotlight, or the 2-1/2" long bullet-shaped set where the LED is diffused by a lens for area illumination. Draws under 10mA, so your battery is safe.

at the house of blue light. Little Richard Penniman said so. But good golly, now you can turn your car into the house of blue light with this pair of 3-1/2” long CCFL (cold cathode fluorescent lamp) tubes connected via a 28” lead to a control unit, and then to a cigarette plug. Has a 2A fuse with a power switch, and includes self-adhesive mounts for the tubes and control box.