Moving soon? "Laminating" your fake I.D.? You can do it all (and more) with our 3" wide x (110)-yard roll of clear acrylic carton seal tape. Okay, technically it's 2-27/32", but as Uncle Fred says when pitching horseshoes, "Close enough, it counts."  Tape is 1.7ml thick, and wrapped around a 3" core. Sorry, no tape guns or serrated edges as of yet--you'll just get the great tape--but you're a whiz with scissors anyway. Just don't be like Uncle Fred and use your teeth...Yuck!

Nothing is more satisfying than showing up to a friend's big move with your own tape and pistol grip dispenser. They won't have their own; you've know them for years. This 2" dispenser includes (2) rolls of super clear 2" x 60 yard carton tape, has a sharp serrated cutting blade, adjustable tensioner and the clear plastic guide/tape flattener thingy. Not moving anyone any time soon? Makes a great laminator. Now go pack some boxes.

Because this brown packing tape (aka carton sealing tape) was made in Canada, out of respect for our neighbors to the north, we’re going to give you the dimensions in metric. Haha, just kidding! The tape’s about 216 feet long, and extra-wide at 2-7/8” (aka 3” in the office-supply world). You’ll get (2) rolls, which will make your tape order a double-extra-wide. The Trailer Park Boys would approve.