Drive yourself to drink coffee, tea or any hot treat with the Max Burton® Smart Pot To Go™. It’s a portable beverage heater that’s also powerful enough to boil water! Go ahead, use it to make soup, too. Operates on 12VDC and has a 6-1/2-foot power cord with a fused cigarette-lighter plug. The 4-1/2" x 3-1/4" x 4" base holds a heating element and comes with a metal clip so you can hang it on a car window. Pot sits securely in the base, holds 20 oz, and has a flip-up lid and pouring spout. The whole shebang measures 5-3/4" tall x 3-3/4" x 2-5/8" with a 4” handle. You’ll never be stuck with tepid liquid again.

In a automotive breakthrough of epic proportions, allow us to introduce the Bigfoot Air Freshener, complete with a little string for hanging from your rear-view mirror. And no, it's not an abominable aroma--it's pine-scented.

Next time you hang an air freshener from your rear-view mirror, make it something your passengers will remember. These are all approx 4” to 5” long and bring a little something to the party that a paper pine tree can only dream of. You pick the creepy hairless cat in a Buddha pose, smelling of sandalwood; the bubblegum-scented rubber chicken; or the largest tardigrade (aka moss bear or water piglet) in the universe, redolent of green apples.

Make your dashboard one with everything for under seven bucks. This Buddhist monk-on-a-spring wears an off-the-shoulder saffron robe and a blissful expression that will make your daily commute a little slice of Nirvana. Sits 4-5/8" tall with an adhesive base.

Made for truck and bus tires, but anyone tired of kneeling on gas station asphalt will love this 13" long x 5/8” dia air gauge. In nickel-plated brass, it has dual Schrader fittings, one straight on, the other on the reverse side at 45-degrees to ease use and save your back when the valve is at the top of the tire. Reads from 10psi to 160psi in 2psi increments.

These 3” long cricket-shaped clips are made to slide onto your car visor and open up to hold your glasses without scratching the plastic lenses they told you were scratch-proof but really aren’t. Inside has foam pads so they won’t even scratch your temples. We’ll pick a pair in black, red, blue or fuchsia. Could also hold a pencil if you don’t have sunglasses. Made for a large chain store and sold for $5.99 each, but we’ve got ’em for a fraction of that. Surplus!

An adult swimmer like you doesn’t have to freshen your auto air with another pine tree hanging from your rear-view mirror. Try this 3" dia Rick and Morty air freshener, redolent, the package says, of genuine New Car Scent, which turns out to be vaguely soapy/detergentish. Like a laundromat, but in a good way. Made in the USA.

Spot your stuff on the carousel with these study video game-inspired luggage tags. Our random selection includes the big, bright yellow Super Mario™ question-mark mystery block; the iconic Hylian Shield in black and magnesium from The Legend of Zelda; or the luminous yellow and blue sprocket-shaped Vault 111 sign from Fallout 4. Each measures roughly 4” across with a window and blank ID card on the back, attached to a 7” buckled strap. Like finding loot, your selection will be up to the random number generator.

This high-power auto vacuum plugs into your car's cigarette lighter and sucks up dreck both wet or dry, with a minivan-handy 9-foot cord. Measures approx 11" x 4" x 3-1/2" and has (1) attachment, for getting into seat seams. Includes a cleanable filter.

This promotional set from Ford has an insulated cup-holder-friendly 14-oz coffee mug with a top, and a heating element that plugs into the handle and into the car’s cigarette lighter outlet. Its companion piece is a diamond-plate Ford Cobra or Mustang Racing Team…cigar holder, cookie tin, pen holder, gift box. Measures 5-3/4” tall x 4-1/4” dia, but we suggest only storing really macho cookies in it. The whole shootin’ match is fitted in a satin-lined presentation box. Makes a great gift!