BAGS & POUCHES

Organic Lunch Tote

They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded handle and a zipper around three sides on the top. Has a small mesh pocket and organ-donor information card inside. Our favorite part? The bottom says “Warning; not for transporting human organs” because you can't be too careful.

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KITSCHY TRANSPLANT LUNCH TOTE

Organic Lunch Tote

They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded handle and a zipper around three sides on the top. Has a small mesh pocket and organ-donor information card inside. Our favorite part? The bottom says “Warning; not for transporting human organs” because you can't be too careful.

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$23.50 EACH

Snazzy Bags In Satin

These satin-finish zipper bags have a vinyl interior and measure 20” long x 10” tall x 4” wide when you open the gusset on the bottom. Sort of the proportions of a giant pencil holder. Made for some specific purpose that nobody has shared with us, but think giant clutch bags, travel organizers, dressy briefcases or cash deposit bags to impress your bank. We'll pick one in red, black, lime green or royal blue.

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SATIN-FINISH ZIPPERED BAGS

Snazzy Bags In Satin

These satin-finish zipper bags have a vinyl interior and measure 20” long x 10” tall x 4” wide when you open the gusset on the bottom. Sort of the proportions of a giant pencil holder. Made for some specific purpose that nobody has shared with us, but think giant clutch bags, travel organizers, dressy briefcases or cash deposit bags to impress your bank. We'll pick one in red, black, lime green or royal blue.

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$1.75 EACH
$2.95
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Extremely Low-Donation Tote Bags

You don't have to send money to your local public TV station to get these better-than-your-average tote bags. Just donate the ridiculously low $3.50 to your favorite surplus supplier and you're ready to tote this logo-free lime green and black bag in cotton canvas. Measures 15" x 14" with a 4"-wide gusset on the bottom, and a 9” deep x 8” wide pocket on the side.

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GREEN AND BLACK CANVAS TOTE BAG

Extremely Low-Donation Tote Bags

You don't have to send money to your local public TV station to get these better-than-your-average tote bags. Just donate the ridiculously low $3.50 to your favorite surplus supplier and you're ready to tote this logo-free lime green and black bag in cotton canvas. Measures 15" x 14" with a 4"-wide gusset on the bottom, and a 9” deep x 8” wide pocket on the side.

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$3.50 EACH

Pretty Soft

In soft poly-foam and a pretty powder blue color, we think this case was made for standard smart phones, although goodness knows you could keep any number of things in it. (Badness probably knows that, too.) Measuring 6” x 3-1/2” x approx 3/8”, it has a slot with black piping 1-1/2” from the top, and a small tab at the top corner with a removable, silver carabiner on it.

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6” X 3-1/2” SOFT CASE WITH CARABINER

Pretty Soft

In soft poly-foam and a pretty powder blue color, we think this case was made for standard smart phones, although goodness knows you could keep any number of things in it. (Badness probably knows that, too.) Measuring 6” x 3-1/2” x approx 3/8”, it has a slot with black piping 1-1/2” from the top, and a small tab at the top corner with a removable, silver carabiner on it.

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$1.95 EACH

BIG OL' TOTES

Our two-tone, jumbo tote bags are attractively heathered with a 5" gusset. Measure 20” x 15” x 5" in black, blue or gray polyester (for sturdiness) with an open front pocket approx 10” x 11” and an inner zippered pocket approx 7” x 7”. We’ll pick a color for you because we’re good at that. Long polyester web handles measure approx 27" long x 1" wide. These are nice, roomy bags and take up practically no space when not being used. You might be glad you stocked up on a few.

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Assorted Jumbo Tote Bags

BIG OL' TOTES

Our two-tone, jumbo tote bags are attractively heathered with a 5" gusset. Measure 20” x 15” x 5" in black, blue or gray polyester (for sturdiness) with an open front pocket approx 10” x 11” and an inner zippered pocket approx 7” x 7”. We’ll pick a color for you because we’re good at that. Long polyester web handles measure approx 27" long x 1" wide. These are nice, roomy bags and take up practically no space when not being used. You might be glad you stocked up on a few.

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$3.85 EACH

Paper, Plastic Or Cotton?

Nothing feels better than saying “no” to the checkout person who asks if we need bags. Lately we’ve been toting a couple of these reusable 18” x 14-1/2” x 2” bamboo-themed shopping bags. They come in green with green bamboo stalks on them, and has nice brown, strappy handles.

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BAMBOO-THEMED COTTON SHOPPING TOTES

Paper, Plastic Or Cotton?

Nothing feels better than saying “no” to the checkout person who asks if we need bags. Lately we’ve been toting a couple of these reusable 18” x 14-1/2” x 2” bamboo-themed shopping bags. They come in green with green bamboo stalks on them, and has nice brown, strappy handles.

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$2.95 EACH

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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OLIVE DRAB EXTREME PAK UTILITY BAG

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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$15.95 EACH

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

Stuff your duds in these large bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. This Lg/Med/Sm collection includes (10) bags, (4) large at 28” x 20”, (4) medium at 24” X 16”, and (2) small at 20” x 14”.

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LARGE MEDIUM GARMENT ZIP-SEAL BAGS

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

Stuff your duds in these large bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. This Lg/Med/Sm collection includes (10) bags, (4) large at 28” x 20”, (4) medium at 24” X 16”, and (2) small at 20” x 14”.

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$5.00 EACH
$9.50
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BIKE AND BEARD NOT INCLUDED

From Manhattan Tech, this messenger bag is rugged, handsome, clean and understated, like a 1950s movie star. Measures 13” x 12” x 5” in smart black with a super-classy 1” red off-center vertical line on the front and back. Perfect for a laptop and accessories, or a bunch of books, or countless other things. Has an adjustable, nicely padded shoulder strap—because it’s a messenger bag—and a large flap cover (again, messenger bag) with an interior divider with a hook’n’loop fastener, and (2) outside front molle buckles.

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MANHATTEN TECH MESSENGER BAG

BIKE AND BEARD NOT INCLUDED

From Manhattan Tech, this messenger bag is rugged, handsome, clean and understated, like a 1950s movie star. Measures 13” x 12” x 5” in smart black with a super-classy 1” red off-center vertical line on the front and back. Perfect for a laptop and accessories, or a bunch of books, or countless other things. Has an adjustable, nicely padded shoulder strap—because it’s a messenger bag—and a large flap cover (again, messenger bag) with an interior divider with a hook’n’loop fastener, and (2) outside front molle buckles.

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$9.50 EACH

Everything Old is New Again

These little pouches were big in the 1970s and now they’re back, in environmental-friendly hemp. Measure 5-1/2” x 3-1/2” with a snap closure on top and an open pocket on the front. Originally made for cigarettes, but we like them better as coin purses or craft-supply pouches. You could also store your back-up supply of fresh batteries in one, or a fistful of writing utensils. Pouch color is a pleasant hempy brown, with a colorful artsy phrase embroidered on it.

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HEMP SNAP-SHUT CIGARETTE POUCH

Everything Old is New Again

These little pouches were big in the 1970s and now they’re back, in environmental-friendly hemp. Measure 5-1/2” x 3-1/2” with a snap closure on top and an open pocket on the front. Originally made for cigarettes, but we like them better as coin purses or craft-supply pouches. You could also store your back-up supply of fresh batteries in one, or a fistful of writing utensils. Pouch color is a pleasant hempy brown, with a colorful artsy phrase embroidered on it.

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$5.95 EACH

DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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$1.95 EACH

Palm Trees Not Required

They call this the Palm Beach Tote Bag, but it’d be right at home on any beach, palmed or not. Made of blended cotton, in assorted colors (we've seen blue and red, so far...), and measures approx 18-1/4” x 11-1/2” x 5-1/2". Laminated interior lining gives structure, and protects your stuff. Bag has a side gusset with cotton cinch cords to help the hook-and-loop closure keep the top securely tight when it’s overstuffed. Cotton webbing handles feel like some of the softest ropes you’ve ever touched. We will send you one in blue, or red, or any other shade we may come across. We're sure it'll match something you already have on hand.

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Heavy Duty Jute Beach Bag

Palm Trees Not Required

They call this the Palm Beach Tote Bag, but it’d be right at home on any beach, palmed or not. Made of blended cotton, in assorted colors (we've seen blue and red, so far...), and measures approx 18-1/4” x 11-1/2” x 5-1/2". Laminated interior lining gives structure, and protects your stuff. Bag has a side gusset with cotton cinch cords to help the hook-and-loop closure keep the top securely tight when it’s overstuffed. Cotton webbing handles feel like some of the softest ropes you’ve ever touched. We will send you one in blue, or red, or any other shade we may come across. We're sure it'll match something you already have on hand.

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$6.95 EACH

A Nice & Unusual Bag

This zippered, padded, 11" x 10" x 3-1/2" dark gray bag from Tuff ’Nuff is so nice, and so unusual, it’s got us a little flummoxed. Not really, we just wanted to write “flummoxed.” But everything else is true—it’s a heck of a nice bag. Shaped vaguely like an oversized canteen or flask, and made out of a coarse material that feels kind of like canvas, it has a black double-pull zipper running all around it, and a small nylon handle on top. The inside is nicely padded with a cream-colored foam that feels tough enough not to easily tear. Made in Montana, USA.

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11” x 10” PADDED ZIPPER BAG

A Nice & Unusual Bag

This zippered, padded, 11" x 10" x 3-1/2" dark gray bag from Tuff ’Nuff is so nice, and so unusual, it’s got us a little flummoxed. Not really, we just wanted to write “flummoxed.” But everything else is true—it’s a heck of a nice bag. Shaped vaguely like an oversized canteen or flask, and made out of a coarse material that feels kind of like canvas, it has a black double-pull zipper running all around it, and a small nylon handle on top. The inside is nicely padded with a cream-colored foam that feels tough enough not to easily tear. Made in Montana, USA.

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$7.50 EACH

Stylish Sleeve

Protecting your devices just makes sense. But you want to do it with style, too, which is where this black and gray padded sleeve come in. Made of that wet suit-like material, this cushy 8" x 10" tablet sleeve has a flap over the main 7-3/4" wide slot, a 2-3/4" x 5-1/2" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-3/4" x 7" pocket for whatever. Get creative with your stylish storage. Price a sleeve like this in a chain retailer and you might buy a few of ours.

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STYLISH FLIP-TOP TABLET CASE

Stylish Sleeve

Protecting your devices just makes sense. But you want to do it with style, too, which is where this black and gray padded sleeve come in. Made of that wet suit-like material, this cushy 8" x 10" tablet sleeve has a flap over the main 7-3/4" wide slot, a 2-3/4" x 5-1/2" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-3/4" x 7" pocket for whatever. Get creative with your stylish storage. Price a sleeve like this in a chain retailer and you might buy a few of ours.

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$3.00 EACH
$3.85
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Lil' Padded Pouches

We’ve got pouches and you’ve got stuff that needs pouching. Everybody does. Ours are padded nylon, with a locking drawstring closure at the top. Measure 8” tall by 6” wide. All have a textured band of silver running across the bottom, but you pick your color: green, blue or red. You’ll get (3) of the same

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BAG, DRAWSTRING, BLUE, 6" X 8"

Lil' Padded Pouches

We’ve got pouches and you’ve got stuff that needs pouching. Everybody does. Ours are padded nylon, with a locking drawstring closure at the top. Measure 8” tall by 6” wide. All have a textured band of silver running across the bottom, but you pick your color: green, blue or red. You’ll get (3) of the same

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$3.95 PKG (3)

Be More Vacuous

At least pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this 5-pack of 24" x 32" large vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed.

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SPACE-SAVING VACUUM STORAGE BAGS WITH HAND POWERED PUMP 5-PACK

Be More Vacuous

At least pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this 5-pack of 24" x 32" large vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed.

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$14.50 EACH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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GARDEN WEEDS ZIPPERED COTTON POUCH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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Fearless Pouch

It will take a person of some sartorial presence to carry this, but if a man’s (or woman’s) reach does not exceed his (or her) grasp, then what’s a heaven for? (Don’t write to complain--call Robert Browning.) In vinyl, in a take-no-prisoners floral print, this pouch/purse is 6-1/2" x 4-5/8" with a gold-tone retro snap closure. The question is: do you have the confidence to carry it?

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FLORAL SNAP-CLOSURE POUCH

Fearless Pouch

It will take a person of some sartorial presence to carry this, but if a man’s (or woman’s) reach does not exceed his (or her) grasp, then what’s a heaven for? (Don’t write to complain--call Robert Browning.) In vinyl, in a take-no-prisoners floral print, this pouch/purse is 6-1/2" x 4-5/8" with a gold-tone retro snap closure. The question is: do you have the confidence to carry it?

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$3.95 PKG (2)

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