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Extremely Low-Donation Tote Bags

You don't have to send money to your local public TV station to get these better-than-your-average tote bags. Just donate the ridiculously low $3.50 to your favorite surplus supplier and you're ready to tote this logo-free lime green and black bag in cotton canvas. Measures 15" x 14" with a 4"-wide gusset on the bottom, and a 9” deep x 8” wide pocket on the side.

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GREEN AND BLACK CANVAS TOTE BAG

Extremely Low-Donation Tote Bags

You don't have to send money to your local public TV station to get these better-than-your-average tote bags. Just donate the ridiculously low $3.50 to your favorite surplus supplier and you're ready to tote this logo-free lime green and black bag in cotton canvas. Measures 15" x 14" with a 4"-wide gusset on the bottom, and a 9” deep x 8” wide pocket on the side.

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$3.50 EACH

DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

DOCTOR-THEMED PLASTIC TOTE BAG

This gusseted, white plastic tote bag measures 17" x 16" x 4” with handles approx 12” long and has, for reasons unclear, a front that mimics a doctor's jacket with a stethoscope hanging around the neck of the bag. Ignore the faux medical-ness and just treat it like any other handy, waterproof plastic tote at a ridiculously low price. Or, go around telling people you’re in med school.

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$1.95 EACH

Pretty Soft

In soft poly-foam and a pretty powder blue color, we think this case was made for standard smart phones, although goodness knows you could keep any number of things in it. (Badness probably knows that, too.) Measuring 6” x 3-1/2” x approx 3/8”, it has a slot with black piping 1-1/2” from the top, and a small tab at the top corner with a removable, silver carabiner on it.

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6” X 3-1/2” SOFT CASE WITH CARABINER

Pretty Soft

In soft poly-foam and a pretty powder blue color, we think this case was made for standard smart phones, although goodness knows you could keep any number of things in it. (Badness probably knows that, too.) Measuring 6” x 3-1/2” x approx 3/8”, it has a slot with black piping 1-1/2” from the top, and a small tab at the top corner with a removable, silver carabiner on it.

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$1.95 EACH

Snazzy Bags In Satin

These satin-finish zipper bags have a vinyl interior and measure 20” long x 10” tall x 4” wide when you open the gusset on the bottom. Sort of the proportions of a giant pencil holder. Made for some specific purpose that nobody has shared with us, but think giant clutch bags, travel organizers, dressy briefcases or cash deposit bags to impress your bank. We'll pick one in red, black, lime green or royal blue.

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SATIN-FINISH ZIPPERED BAGS

Snazzy Bags In Satin

These satin-finish zipper bags have a vinyl interior and measure 20” long x 10” tall x 4” wide when you open the gusset on the bottom. Sort of the proportions of a giant pencil holder. Made for some specific purpose that nobody has shared with us, but think giant clutch bags, travel organizers, dressy briefcases or cash deposit bags to impress your bank. We'll pick one in red, black, lime green or royal blue.

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$2.95 EACH

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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OLIVE DRAB EXTREME PAK UTILITY BAG

A Briefer Case

Call it the bag of a lesser messenger. This dark olive Extreme Pak™ tote looks like a mini-backpack but has a shoulder strap plus a pair of handles. Measures approx 11-1/2" tall x 8-1/2" wide x 6" deep front to back, it's got a big inside zippered compartment, a smaller zippered pouch on the bottom, a pair of hook-and-loop closed pockets on the top, plus a plethora (that'd be 10) of band loops to hang stuff off. Mfg suggested retail is over $30. Just saying.

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$15.95 EACH

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

Stuff your duds in these giant bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. This Large/Medium bag collection has (10) bags total, (5) large at 28” x 20” and (5) medium at 24” x 16”.

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LARGE MEDIUM GARMENT ZIP-SEAL BAGS

Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em, Roll 'Em

Stuff your duds in these giant bags, roll 'em up to expel the air, then slide the sturdy zip-seal zipper to vacuum seal your clothes for storage or travel. No pump required—you be the pump. This Large/Medium bag collection has (10) bags total, (5) large at 28” x 20” and (5) medium at 24” x 16”.

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$9.50 EACH

SUCK THAT AIR OUT!

Be More Vacuous! At least pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this 5-pack of 20" x 28" medium vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed.

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5-PACK SPACE-SAVING VACUUM STORAGE BAGS WITH PUMP

SUCK THAT AIR OUT!

Be More Vacuous! At least pack more vacuous, because vacuum packing isn't just for coffee, it's for saving storage space for anything soft and squooshable. We suggest this 5-pack of 20" x 28" medium vacuum-seal storage bags, into which you can stuff pillows and blankets and sweaters and overcoats and stuffed monkeys and any number of other things, then suck out all the air with the enclosed hand pump and watch it shrink by 80% so you can slide it under your bed and forget about it for mold and moth-free years. (OK, it's not a pump, because it sucks, so call it a handy little sucker.) Also dandy for travel because the little sucker doesn't take up much space, so you can shrink your return laundry too--and keep it hermetically sealed.

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$14.50 EACH

What Sort Of Laundry Do You Do?

When it’s time to drop your laundry into the machine, you probably sort your colors from your whites just like we do. We're here to save you a step. This staggeringly clever divided laundry bag invites you to stuff your tighty whities and your red pajamas into separate sides the second you take them off. On laundry day, just slip your arms through the shoulder straps and tote your duds to the laundromat. Includes a pair of mesh pockets for detergents, or for books to read during the drying cycle. Measures 45" x 20" x 20" overall.

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DIVIDED LAUNDRY BAG WITH SHOULDER STRAPS

What Sort Of Laundry Do You Do?

When it’s time to drop your laundry into the machine, you probably sort your colors from your whites just like we do. We're here to save you a step. This staggeringly clever divided laundry bag invites you to stuff your tighty whities and your red pajamas into separate sides the second you take them off. On laundry day, just slip your arms through the shoulder straps and tote your duds to the laundromat. Includes a pair of mesh pockets for detergents, or for books to read during the drying cycle. Measures 45" x 20" x 20" overall.

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$6.95 EACH

Paris, New York, Melon

Both a clutch and a shoulder bag, this fashion-forward purse is disguised as a slice of watermelon. The glittery rind surrounds a ripe, red center festooned with marquise-cut black plastic seeds. In polyester with plastic accents, it measures 10” long x 6” deep in a half-moon shape. Has a wrist strap and an adjustable shoulder strap, both removable. Inside is white, with a 5-1/2” x 3-3/4” zippered pouch.

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WATERMELON SLICE PURSE WITH STRAP

Paris, New York, Melon

Both a clutch and a shoulder bag, this fashion-forward purse is disguised as a slice of watermelon. The glittery rind surrounds a ripe, red center festooned with marquise-cut black plastic seeds. In polyester with plastic accents, it measures 10” long x 6” deep in a half-moon shape. Has a wrist strap and an adjustable shoulder strap, both removable. Inside is white, with a 5-1/2” x 3-3/4” zippered pouch.

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$6.75 EACH
$8.75
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Organic Lunch Tote

They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded handle and a zipper around three sides on the top. Has a small mesh pocket and organ-donor information card inside. Our favorite part? The bottom says “Warning; not for transporting human organs” because you can't be too careful.

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KITSCHY TRANSPLANT LUNCH TOTE

Organic Lunch Tote

They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded handle and a zipper around three sides on the top. Has a small mesh pocket and organ-donor information card inside. Our favorite part? The bottom says “Warning; not for transporting human organs” because you can't be too careful.

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$21.50 EACH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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GARDEN WEEDS ZIPPERED COTTON POUCH

Festooned Pouches

We like our pouches festooned here at the home office. These are heavy-duty, 100% cotton, 9” x 5” x 2”, and zippered with a little 3” x 2-1/4” pocket inside. Also have a 1-1/2” hang-tab on one side. You pick: the off-white one, festooned with dozens of mystical alchemical symbols, perfect for those trying to change lead into gold or Bitcoins; or the garden-weed special with illustrations of poison sumac and ivy, clover, creeping Charlie, crabgrass and other beautiful nasties.

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Drives Moths Mad

These white nylon mesh storage bags are made for storing furs out of season, but they’re happy to hold any clothing you need to keep moth-free while letting air circulate. Made of white nylon mesh fabric, the tops are solid quilted plastic, 18-1/2” x 5-1/4” wide in a wire frame with (2) parallel swiveling hooks. Each bag has a full-length zipper. You pick the 54” long coat/dress dress size or the 39” long jacket/suit size.

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54” MESH GARMENT STORAGE BAG

Drives Moths Mad

These white nylon mesh storage bags are made for storing furs out of season, but they’re happy to hold any clothing you need to keep moth-free while letting air circulate. Made of white nylon mesh fabric, the tops are solid quilted plastic, 18-1/2” x 5-1/4” wide in a wire frame with (2) parallel swiveling hooks. Each bag has a full-length zipper. You pick the 54” long coat/dress dress size or the 39” long jacket/suit size.

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Stylish Sleeve

Protecting your devices just makes sense. But you want to do it with style, too, which is where this black and gray padded sleeve come in. Made of that wet suit-like material, this cushy 8" x 10" tablet sleeve has a flap over the main 7-3/4" wide slot, a 2-3/4" x 5-1/2" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-3/4" x 7" pocket for whatever. Get creative with your stylish storage. Price a sleeve like this in a chain retailer and you might buy a few of ours.

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STYLISH FLIP-TOP TABLET CASE

Stylish Sleeve

Protecting your devices just makes sense. But you want to do it with style, too, which is where this black and gray padded sleeve come in. Made of that wet suit-like material, this cushy 8" x 10" tablet sleeve has a flap over the main 7-3/4" wide slot, a 2-3/4" x 5-1/2" pocket for your phone, and a zippered 5-3/4" x 7" pocket for whatever. Get creative with your stylish storage. Price a sleeve like this in a chain retailer and you might buy a few of ours.

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$2.95 EACH
$3.85
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Put On Your Face...

And take it on the road with this soft polyester cosmetic bag. In red or royal blue (Our choice), it measures 9-1/2" x 6" x 3", zippered with a handle and includes (2) zippered compartments, one open with gussets to fit larger items and the other with a clear zippered brush pocket and panel with a flap. Great for traveling but also nice enough to keep in your home bathroom. And if you're not into makeup, it's just a great little bag with lots of compartments for stuff--jewelry, craft supplies, art supplies, snacks, whatever.

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COSMETIC BAG WITH ZIPPER COMPARTMENTS

Put On Your Face...

And take it on the road with this soft polyester cosmetic bag. In red or royal blue (Our choice), it measures 9-1/2" x 6" x 3", zippered with a handle and includes (2) zippered compartments, one open with gussets to fit larger items and the other with a clear zippered brush pocket and panel with a flap. Great for traveling but also nice enough to keep in your home bathroom. And if you're not into makeup, it's just a great little bag with lots of compartments for stuff--jewelry, craft supplies, art supplies, snacks, whatever.

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$7.50 EACH
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LAPTOP COMPUTER BLACK NYLON SHOULDER
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Tote Your Tech

There’s no reason you can’t look good while you carry your laptop and other devices here and there. Our (2)-tone shoulder bag, with a nylon black shell and a stylin’ silver triangle on the front, holds tablets, accessories and most laptops under 14”. Sturdy and lightweight, the bag measures 15" wide x 12" high x 3-1/2" deep and comes with a removable, padded device protector sleeve with a zippered compartment of its own. The spacious main compartment of the bag zips across the top, and the front has a zippered pocket on an angle, along with a slot for pens. Adjustable strap has a shoulder protector. You could spend a lot more on a bag that’s not this nice.

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LAPTOP COMPUTER BLACK NYLON SHOULDER

Tote Your Tech

There’s no reason you can’t look good while you carry your laptop and other devices here and there. Our (2)-tone shoulder bag, with a nylon black shell and a stylin’ silver triangle on the front, holds tablets, accessories and most laptops under 14”. Sturdy and lightweight, the bag measures 15" wide x 12" high x 3-1/2" deep and comes with a removable, padded device protector sleeve with a zippered compartment of its own. The spacious main compartment of the bag zips across the top, and the front has a zippered pocket on an angle, along with a slot for pens. Adjustable strap has a shoulder protector. You could spend a lot more on a bag that’s not this nice.

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$12.50 EACH

Dezzio Duffles

This duffle makes other duffles hide their straps in shame. Dezzio duffles are made as perfect beach, gym or weekend bags, with a plethora of add-ons, including built-in key holders, a bottle opener, flip-flop pocket, towel holder, cooler pocket and easy-access end pocket. Also inside the bag is a side pocket designed to hold a USB backup battery (that you supply) and a built-in pair of USB output plugs so you can recharge two phones or power two USB devices. Wipe dry with a damp cloth. Measures 19" x 15-1/2” x 9". You pick: the solid color brown; the Sahara—beige/white stripes; Rainforest--green leaves on white background; Belize—anchors and stars on dark blue; or Classic—cerulean blue with white piping. Paul says they’re mega-snazzy.

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DEZZIO SOLID BROWN DUFFLE BAG

Dezzio Duffles

This duffle makes other duffles hide their straps in shame. Dezzio duffles are made as perfect beach, gym or weekend bags, with a plethora of add-ons, including built-in key holders, a bottle opener, flip-flop pocket, towel holder, cooler pocket and easy-access end pocket. Also inside the bag is a side pocket designed to hold a USB backup battery (that you supply) and a built-in pair of USB output plugs so you can recharge two phones or power two USB devices. Wipe dry with a damp cloth. Measures 19" x 15-1/2” x 9". You pick: the solid color brown; the Sahara—beige/white stripes; Rainforest--green leaves on white background; Belize—anchors and stars on dark blue; or Classic—cerulean blue with white piping. Paul says they’re mega-snazzy.

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NEW

Remember Cameras?

This is one of the bags you used to carry them in after they got little but before they got replaced by your phone. From Olympus®, and so marked, in black nylon canvas. It's padded and measures 7” tall x 5" wide x 3.5" deep, with (2) internal compartments separated by a removable divider. On an adjustable shoulder strap with a hook-and-loop closure. No camera included, but just right for a bunch of IDs, credit cards, cash, tissues, sanitizer, a phone and all the rest of the stuff you’d carry in a purse or fanny pack; or two salami sandwiches; or a bottle of diet Mountain Dew and a couple Snickers bars.

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OLYMPUS COMPACT CAMERA BAG

Remember Cameras?

This is one of the bags you used to carry them in after they got little but before they got replaced by your phone. From Olympus®, and so marked, in black nylon canvas. It's padded and measures 7” tall x 5" wide x 3.5" deep, with (2) internal compartments separated by a removable divider. On an adjustable shoulder strap with a hook-and-loop closure. No camera included, but just right for a bunch of IDs, credit cards, cash, tissues, sanitizer, a phone and all the rest of the stuff you’d carry in a purse or fanny pack; or two salami sandwiches; or a bottle of diet Mountain Dew and a couple Snickers bars.

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$3.50 EACH
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Heavy Duty Jute Beach Bag
NEW

Palm Trees Not Required

They call this the Palm Beach Tote Bag, but it’d be right at home on any beach, palmed or not. Made of blended cotton, in assorted colors (we've seen blue and red, so far...), and measures approx 18-1/4” x 11-1/2” x 5-1/2". Laminated interior lining gives structure, and protects your stuff. Bag has a side gusset with cotton cinch cords to help the hook-and-loop closure keep the top securely tight when it’s overstuffed. Cotton webbing handles feel like some of the softest ropes you’ve ever touched. We will send you one in blue, or red, or any other shade we may come across. We're sure it'll match something you already have on hand.

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Heavy Duty Jute Beach Bag

Palm Trees Not Required

They call this the Palm Beach Tote Bag, but it’d be right at home on any beach, palmed or not. Made of blended cotton, in assorted colors (we've seen blue and red, so far...), and measures approx 18-1/4” x 11-1/2” x 5-1/2". Laminated interior lining gives structure, and protects your stuff. Bag has a side gusset with cotton cinch cords to help the hook-and-loop closure keep the top securely tight when it’s overstuffed. Cotton webbing handles feel like some of the softest ropes you’ve ever touched. We will send you one in blue, or red, or any other shade we may come across. We're sure it'll match something you already have on hand.

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$6.95 EACH

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