CRAZY AARON® THINKING PUTTY VARIETY PACK
Intellectual Putty
OK, “Thinking Putty” from Crazy Aaron®, the kiddie’s pal. This variety pack includes a tin of Alien putty in intergalactic green, with a 1” square magnet, shiny Eternal Flame putty, clear Liquid Glass putty, and temperature-sensitive Eye Candy putty that changes color. Includes a small canister on a carabiner so kids can take their putty to school and amaze their teachers. For ages 8+.SHARE
The magic putty with dyspepsia is back. OK, it's fart goop, but you still wouldn't want to go to middle school without it. You'll get about 2-1/4 oz (in a color we'll pick) inside a little round plastic container that's about 2-1/2" tall x 1-1/2" dia--a little bigger than an old film canister, or roughly the size of a shot glass. Put in a thumb; pull out a rude noise.
The magic putty with dyspepsia is back. OK, it's fart goop, but you still wouldn't want to go to middle school without it. You'll get about 2-1/4 oz (in a color we'll pick) inside a little round plastic container that's about 2-1/2" tall x 1-1/2" dia--a little bigger than an old film canister, or roughly the size of a shot glass. Put in a thumb; pull out a rude noise.
What makes these squeezable slime suckers so special is how cool they are when, after sucking up a goodly slurp of slime, they can be squozen to spit a blob of it back out. You’ll get a snail or monster head sucker, approx 2" long, plus a little tub of slime, in assorted colors. They could make 50 minutes of algebra just fly by.
What makes these squeezable slime suckers so special is how cool they are when, after sucking up a goodly slurp of slime, they can be squozen to spit a blob of it back out. You’ll get a snail or monster head sucker, approx 2" long, plus a little tub of slime, in assorted colors. They could make 50 minutes of algebra just fly by.
We feel your ennui. You need a little glitter in your life, and in your slime. This 7-1/2” x 2” clear plastic bottle has a spiral shape for added excitement, and contains 14 oz of what our Technical Specifications Director says is “your solider, bouncy type slime, not runny like nose gloop.” You'll get glittery purple (light or dark), orange or green, and you'll want what you get because, well, it’s glittery slime.
We feel your ennui. You need a little glitter in your life, and in your slime. This 7-1/2” x 2” clear plastic bottle has a spiral shape for added excitement, and contains 14 oz of what our Technical Specifications Director says is “your solider, bouncy type slime, not runny like nose gloop.” You'll get glittery purple (light or dark), orange or green, and you'll want what you get because, well, it’s glittery slime.
It’s called Thinking Putty® because while you do whatever you want with it, your brain relaxes and opens up to all kinds of creative thinking. Need it? Yes. And you can also knead it. Or bounce it, bend it, tear it, stretch it, snap it, pop it. Pick from the 3.2 oz of dark green magnetic Strange Attractor putty with iron filings infused in it, plus a 1/2” cubed rare earth magnet; the shimmering Mystifying Mermaid that changes colors from the heat of your hands; the sparkly and bounceable Dino Poop: the glow-in-the-dark, neon confetti and golden glitter filled Enchanting Unicorn; the heat morphing orange-to-pink Flamingo Feathers; or the Super Scarab, 3.2 oz. of color-shifting blue/purple/copper/red putty reminesent of Egyptian scarabs. Comes in a 4” dia x 1-3/8” tin.
It’s called Thinking Putty® because while you do whatever you want with it, your brain relaxes and opens up to all kinds of creative thinking. Need it? Yes. And you can also knead it. Or bounce it, bend it, tear it, stretch it, snap it, pop it. Pick from the 3.2 oz of dark green magnetic Strange Attractor putty with iron filings infused in it, plus a 1/2” cubed rare earth magnet; the shimmering Mystifying Mermaid that changes colors from the heat of your hands; the sparkly and bounceable Dino Poop: the glow-in-the-dark, neon confetti and golden glitter filled Enchanting Unicorn; the heat morphing orange-to-pink Flamingo Feathers; or the Super Scarab, 3.2 oz. of color-shifting blue/purple/copper/red putty reminesent of Egyptian scarabs. Comes in a 4” dia x 1-3/8” tin.
Our each is tub of glitter putty, born at the confluence of silly putty and Ziggy Stardust, with (3) distinct layers of glittery gloop, which Paul, our VP for Gloop Nomenclatura, assures us are heliotrope, apple green and public swimming pool blue. Also smells like Dippity Do, but don’t put it in your hair. You’ll get 4-1/2 ounces, which is more than your mother would like you to have.
Our each is tub of glitter putty, born at the confluence of silly putty and Ziggy Stardust, with (3) distinct layers of glittery gloop, which Paul, our VP for Gloop Nomenclatura, assures us are heliotrope, apple green and public swimming pool blue. Also smells like Dippity Do, but don’t put it in your hair. You’ll get 4-1/2 ounces, which is more than your mother would like you to have.
Slimygloop Mix 'Ems™ is our favorite name to ever be trademarked. Includes (10) containers of ready-made slimygloop plus more stuff to mix in than a Baskin-Roberts, including sequins, metallic beads, glittery pom-poms, holographic glitter, stars, princess beads, shredded Mylar, googly eyes and a trio of surprise collectibles. Some of the glitter is so small it'll still be in the rec-room carpet when the kids finish graduate school! Ah, memories.
Slimygloop Mix 'Ems™ is our favorite name to ever be trademarked. Includes (10) containers of ready-made slimygloop plus more stuff to mix in than a Baskin-Roberts, including sequins, metallic beads, glittery pom-poms, holographic glitter, stars, princess beads, shredded Mylar, googly eyes and a trio of surprise collectibles. Some of the glitter is so small it'll still be in the rec-room carpet when the kids finish graduate school! Ah, memories.
We’re just sorry that Freddie Mercury didn’t live to see this product. The mysteriously named Holographic Mixed By Me Thinking Putty® Kit from Crazy Aaron includes (5) tins of clear, never drying putty; (3) packets of glitter concentrate and (3) of sparkle effects; (6) assorted color pencils and blank labels and an instructional mixing mat with suggestions.
We’re just sorry that Freddie Mercury didn’t live to see this product. The mysteriously named Holographic Mixed By Me Thinking Putty® Kit from Crazy Aaron includes (5) tins of clear, never drying putty; (3) packets of glitter concentrate and (3) of sparkle effects; (6) assorted color pencils and blank labels and an instructional mixing mat with suggestions.
And this Putty Party Pack will keep (8) kids aged 8+ out of your hair for hours. From Crazy Aaron®, it includes (8) tins of clear putty, (4) sets of (6) colored pencils, (8) sheets of (5) temporary tattoos, (8) 12” x 9-3/4” laminated activity mats, and (2) packets each of sparkleizer, shimmerizer, and mystifier, plus red, blue and yellow color concentrate. Also includes (8) party favor bags and a party game sheet. It’s a putty-palooza!
And this Putty Party Pack will keep (8) kids aged 8+ out of your hair for hours. From Crazy Aaron®, it includes (8) tins of clear putty, (4) sets of (6) colored pencils, (8) sheets of (5) temporary tattoos, (8) 12” x 9-3/4” laminated activity mats, and (2) packets each of sparkleizer, shimmerizer, and mystifier, plus red, blue and yellow color concentrate. Also includes (8) party favor bags and a party game sheet. It’s a putty-palooza!