Dribble much? Drop a lot of pizza on the davenport, sport? Save the couch with this 54" x 54" cover in a quilted beige, 65% poly-35% cotton, washable cover. It’s what your grandmother would want you to do (and she’s right), except that this cover’s not plastic. Comes with (2) 18” x 12” pieces that aren’t pillow cases no matter what they look like. Might be for your head, or feet, or arms, or wherever you leave the most greasy evidence. Compare the price to a new couch, and then buy one of these for what a single lunch would cost you.

No wonder they call it the Shizz Seat cushion. Apart from insalubrious names, however, it’s a back saver, offering blessed relief for anyone suffering a pain (you should pardon the expression) in the butt. Or back. In gray, it measures 19” wide x 17” deep x approx 5” of dense, memory-foam thickness. Ventilated and non-slip, with a removable and washable cover, it’s made to fit office chairs, auto seats and wheelchairs to ease back, hip, sciatica and tailbone pain.

The little tyke appeared in 1952, a worried two-year-old looking for a little comfort in a cold world. With Lucy as a big sister, it's hard to blame him. The math never lies--Linus turned 70 this year, and he had to trade in his blue security blanket for a blue and white Social Security Card Blanket. Looks just like the card in your wallet (which you shouldn't carry in your wallet), and measures 68" x 34" in soft, comforting poly fleece. Even has your name on it: John Q. Public. All you add is a thumb.

These big, 4" long steel safety pins are practically jewelry in their own right. You get a 5-pack in assorted colors--gold, black, metallic pink, blue, green or others. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or securing scarves in fascinating configurations.

Can't make it to the nail salon? Make your fingers (and toes, too, if you can reach them) twinkle with this compact 6-piece stainless steel manicure set. Includes your basic nail clipper, angled cuticle edge clipper, plus a 3-1/4" long curved side edge cuticle scissors and, in the same size, a cuticle pusher, tweezers and a nail file. All in an imitation faux snakeskin, snap shut, padded hardcover case. Our choice of color because Jarvis knows best.

Which this excellent little travel/desk clock and calender does. Measures 3” tall x 3-1/4” wide with a 1-1/4” square LCD screen framed in translucent dark gray lucite. Has alarm, stop-watch, calendar, and 12/24 format modes. Takes (1) button cell battery, included, and has a locking, pop-out stand in the back.

This palm-sized massager is battery-free and cord-free, meaning it’s fully manual, just like you. The flexible, soft-rubber grip fits your hand and measures 6” x 3” with (7) large stainless steel ball bearings as points of contact, because smooth is good in the massage game. Manufacturer says it reduces tension and post-workout soreness, gets blood flowing and stretches tissues, all of which are good things. Dogs like it, too.

Like The Case of the Lost Earring, these mysteries can be solved for less than the price of a half-order of fried rice. You’ve cleaned your closet twice, now get Hang It, the jewelry storage hanger, and park your necklaces, earrings, bracelets and rings on a compact, tangle-free hanger that’s easy to find, unless you’re a burglar. In black steel, our each is a pair because you can’t have too many jewels.

The flat vase is 10-1/2" tall and made of thin formable plastic, flat enough to keep in a file folder, or to fold and put in your pocket when you're carrying roses somewhere. Fill it with warm water and mold it to the shape you want, empty it and fill it with cold water to hold that shape; add flowers. Ours are a lovely white and green, blue, or red floral pattern.

Or at least identify who the gift is from when you put a 4” x 3” photo of yourself in the frame on the cover of this 6-1/2" x 5” x 3” deep box. Top is brushed aluminum, and the black box itself is a matte-finish black plastic. The inside has (6) 1/2” thick gray foam slabs for cushioning whatever you put in there.