Jumbo blacklight measures 10-1/2" long x 2-1/2" x 1-3/4" and holds an 8" UV fluorescent tube plus a white LED flashlight on one end. Adjustable strap extends to 22" or lays flat. Takes (3) D-cell batteries. A must-have for security or crime scenes, but don't shine it on the furnishings in your hotel room if you don't want to be disappointed.

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very own well-made indoor/outdoor critter-crossing sign. Each is metal, 12" square with a graphic depiction of the critter(s), realistic or otherwise, and each hangs diagonally from a pre-drilled 1/4" hole.

How do you clean your loose precious gems? The professionals use this two-piece brass mesh cleaning basket. Unscrew the halves, pop your stones inside, put it back together and soak it in your cleaning solution. Measures 23mm (0.90") and would also do for very small machine parts. You can probably think of even more clever uses. Please let us know if you do.

Actually no, but you know what adhesive tape is, don’t you? You’ll get (2) rolls of it here, waterproof white cloth medical tape, 2” wide x .011” thick on 10-yard rolls. Made in the USA, to bandage American owies.

Keep the plants happy, the corks tight, and the tobacco moist. Our tiny hygrometer/thermometer combo is made for greenhouses, wine cellars/fridges, and humidors, but works equally well for your bedroom, because you don't want to dry out either. Measures 2-1/16" x 1-9/16" x 9/16" thick with a 1-5/8" x 11/16" digital LCD read-out. Shows temps from 14-140°F (+/- 2), humidity from 10-99% (+/- 6%), with min/max readings and a clear button. Stands on an easel or mounts with tape or a tiny magnet, all included, along with a button-cell battery.

The Shape of Cool™ is trademarked. Really. And its owner is Lava® brand lamps. Accept no substitutes, we always say. Usually. Sometimes. Certainly in this case. This Lava® Lamp is 14-1/2" tall with a silvery aluminum stand and tip. It may have clear liquid with red lava; purple liquid with pink lava; or blue liquid with either yellow or purple lava. All classic Lava® colors, so we know you’ll like the one we pick out for you! All include a 25W bulb in the base. UL.

Twist the barrel of this green laser pointer and watch the diffraction lens multiply the dots and spin them in fascinating kaleidoscopic patterns. Perfect for rave parties, DIY discos, or getting kicked out of movie theaters. Guaranteed to make a cat at least schizophrenic. Measures just over 6" long and requires (2) "AAA" batteries which you will have to supply because your cat hasn't learned how to drive yet. 

Ask your grandmother, or Gloria Gaynor, how big disco was. These days disco is small enough to carry in your coat pocket. This disco light has (6) red/green/blue LEDs pulsing under a clear prismatic hemisphere that spins approx 3 rpm. You add (3) “AA” batteries for power, and then go shake your booty. Measures 3-5/8” dia (the disco light, not your booty) x 3-1/2” tall with a 1/8” mounting hole on the bottom.

Like the days of our lives, the sand in this glass timer is running out. This hourglass is a double teardrop shape with blue sand, and takes approx an hour to empty (nothing was certain in the pre-digital age, my friend), and stands 11-1/4" tall x 4" dia. Keep one on your desk and no one can accuse you of being a clock-watcher, or use it anywhere you'd rather not hear a beep.

So why can't you ever find one? Put a stop to that with this clear plastic storage box with (100) steel safety pins: (50) at 1-1/8"; (25) at 1-1/4"; and (25) at 1-1/2". Your grandmother would be proud of you.

Little bowls like these are called monkey dishes in the restaurant business. Doesn't pay to ask why, we think, but they're extremely handy. These are stainless steel, 5-1/8" dia x 1" deep. They could be pet bowls, but wouldn't work for anything over kitten size. We'd use 'em for peas, paints, pickles, peanuts, paste, prune pits, like that. You run out of p's, you could use them for ketchup, mustard or mayonnaise.

You've seen everybody's favorite desk toy. The one that makes you swear you can pick up the coin that's right inside it. Too bad it's really a hologram you're looking at! Now you can own this petite version of the popular "illusion" toy. This one, 6" dia x 2" tall, with a 1-5/8" opening on the top, leaves more money in your wallet and more room on your desktop. And try to touch that little rubber frog that comes with it. It's either enchanting - or enchanted!

Don’t blame us, it says that on the box. Measuring 9-1/2” x 4-1/2” dia, this canister-shaped amplified speaker system for your Bluetooth device has a pair of full-range speakers on one end and a sub-woofer on the other, which is why it’s the meanest speaker in the jungle. Internal rechargeable battery with mini-USB, rotary volume control, power switch, pause/play, next/prev song. No blueteeth? It accepts SD cards, external USB and an auxiliary input. Plays for 1-1/2 to 4 hours depending on volume, so listen to your mother and turn it down. Has a carrying strap, too.

Break free of cables with this passive RCA HDTV antenna that’s so thin it virtually disappears. Made to receive free HD/VHF/UHF signals, the antenna is a pair of extremely thin black plastic wings, each 14” long x 3” tapering to 3/8”. Overall, it’s 29” long x approx nothing deep. The center connector has a 50” length of thin COAX cable with an “F” connector to mate with the TV input. Marked refurbished, but you can’t tell them from new. A little assembly is required.

Time used to fly, but with global warming what it is, it now drips…off your mantel, desk, bookcase or the top of your cubicle. The melting clock is inspired by Dali's painting The Persistence of Memory and is surreal enough for anyone, even you. Measures 6-3/4" x 4-3/4" x 5-1/4" and requires a single "AA" battery which you have to supply, but can get at our affordable prices.

Don't hide this light under a bushel. Probably couldn't anyway, since it features (24) flashing, spinning, pulsing red, green and blue LEDs. It cycles through a variety of different patterns, looks like it came from outer space, is black or translucent white (we'll pick) and plugs into the wall via a 3-foot power cord. Mounts via (2) keyed mounting slots on the back. Measures 5" dia x 1-3/8" tall at the center. Rated for 8,000 hours of flashing fun. Click here to check out our Facebook post to see it in action.