OTHER HOUSE & GARDEN STUFF

GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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GLOWING BACK SCRATCHER

GLOWING HAND

What scratches your back but won't provide breakfast for you? It's our glow in the dark back scratcher of course. Has chicken like talon "hands" and extends to over 26” long, but shrinks to a pocket-sized 8-1/4”. Super duper handy to have around when your significant other says they just cut their finger nails.

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$2.95 EACH

Doorless Screen Door

Keep the skeeters out with this 2-part black nylon mesh curtain. Measures 78” long and hangs from a spring-loaded curtain rod that compresses to 25” and decompresses up to 46”. Curtain halves are 19-5/8” wide  held together by rubber-coated magnets, and with hook-n-loop pads at each corner for mounting to door frame.

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NYLON MESH DOOR SCREEN W/EXTENSION ROD

Doorless Screen Door

Keep the skeeters out with this 2-part black nylon mesh curtain. Measures 78” long and hangs from a spring-loaded curtain rod that compresses to 25” and decompresses up to 46”. Curtain halves are 19-5/8” wide  held together by rubber-coated magnets, and with hook-n-loop pads at each corner for mounting to door frame.

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$9.50 EACH
$12.50
-24%

Talking Bandages

We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every box. 

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BACON SHAPED BANDAGES IN TIN

Talking Bandages

We feel sorry for those flesh-colored bandages that are just trying to hide. Stand up and be healed with bandages that make a statement! Say Oink with this box of (15) sterile photo reproductions of a raw bacon slice, plus a bonus plastic pig in every box. 

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$5.95 EACH
$6.55
-9%

Pillows For Pinheads

OK, ok--we don’t mean it. Some of our best friends have little heads. These are mini-pillows for naps at your desk, or on airplanes, or wherever. They’re very soft and gooshy, with plush covers and zippers so you can remove the polyester bag of bead stuffing and wash the outside if you drool on it. (Don’t wash the stuffing or the gooshiness will be gone.) Measure just 9" long x 4" dia and we’ll pick a pair from our selection of pink, purple, baby blue or lime green.

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MINI PILLOWS WITH PLUSH COVERS

Pillows For Pinheads

OK, ok--we don’t mean it. Some of our best friends have little heads. These are mini-pillows for naps at your desk, or on airplanes, or wherever. They’re very soft and gooshy, with plush covers and zippers so you can remove the polyester bag of bead stuffing and wash the outside if you drool on it. (Don’t wash the stuffing or the gooshiness will be gone.) Measure just 9" long x 4" dia and we’ll pick a pair from our selection of pink, purple, baby blue or lime green.

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$6.95 PKG (2)
$8.95
-22%

Gauze, Just Begauze

Our each is (84) inches of stretchy, 6” wide cotton (we think) white gauze. How stretchy is it? Ours pulled out to about (11) feet, which covers a lot of owies.

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6” WIDE STRETCHABLE GAUZE ROLLS

Gauze, Just Begauze

Our each is (84) inches of stretchy, 6” wide cotton (we think) white gauze. How stretchy is it? Ours pulled out to about (11) feet, which covers a lot of owies.

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$4.50 PKG (10)

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUTS

Beauty school dropouts? You could call them that. We call them surplus with a new purpose, which probably involves Halloween, starting your own cosmetics how-to Youtube channel or guaranteeing yourself a seat on the bus. From what we've seen so far, some have eyes and some don't, and we can't decide which is more disturbing, but all have long dark-brown or black hair. Did we mention these are surplus? You get what you get without getting upset.

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ASSORTED MAKEUP ARTIST MANNEQUIN HEADS WITH HAIR

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUTS

Beauty school dropouts? You could call them that. We call them surplus with a new purpose, which probably involves Halloween, starting your own cosmetics how-to Youtube channel or guaranteeing yourself a seat on the bus. From what we've seen so far, some have eyes and some don't, and we can't decide which is more disturbing, but all have long dark-brown or black hair. Did we mention these are surplus? You get what you get without getting upset.

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$11.97 EACH
$14.75
-19%

Sock It To You

It’s an AS&S debut--socks with fun built right in. We’d say they’re wacky, but we hate saying wacky. These are all cotton/poly/nylon/spandex blends, which is a lot of blending right there, medium mens' at 18" long, but really, they’d pretty much fit most feet, and they’re gender-indifferent. You pick the blue/red/yellow with a rubber chicken on the side; the two-tone green with pickles rampant; the four-tone with Bigfoot; the black and blue with Tesla coils; or the green/black with a Plague Doctor.

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PICKLE SOCKS

Sock It To You

It’s an AS&S debut--socks with fun built right in. We’d say they’re wacky, but we hate saying wacky. These are all cotton/poly/nylon/spandex blends, which is a lot of blending right there, medium mens' at 18" long, but really, they’d pretty much fit most feet, and they’re gender-indifferent. You pick the blue/red/yellow with a rubber chicken on the side; the two-tone green with pickles rampant; the four-tone with Bigfoot; the black and blue with Tesla coils; or the green/black with a Plague Doctor.

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WRIST STRAPS

Just your basic wrist straps with basic clips on the ends. You choose either 1/4" wide x 9" long in  black or 1/8" Dia. x 5" long in assorted colors. Perfect for I.D. badges, locker keys, or even hamster leashes.

 

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9" LONG WRIST STRAP BLACK 1/4" WIDE

WRIST STRAPS

Just your basic wrist straps with basic clips on the ends. You choose either 1/4" wide x 9" long in  black or 1/8" Dia. x 5" long in assorted colors. Perfect for I.D. badges, locker keys, or even hamster leashes.

 

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$2.50 PKG (6)

????? Holder

Anodized aluminum channel, 2-5/8" long and just wide enough to hold a 5/8" wide card or tile which is up to about 1/16" thick. It has a spring clip in the channel to secure the card and a pair of "tie tacs" on the back to hold it on your bosom. Flaunt your name, "I Love Minot", "Addicted to Surplus" or whatever message you feel is appropriate in this age of self disclosure. We'll pick at least (2) different colors for you from among black, gold, red, purple, blue and silver.

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TAG HOLDER

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Anodized aluminum channel, 2-5/8" long and just wide enough to hold a 5/8" wide card or tile which is up to about 1/16" thick. It has a spring clip in the channel to secure the card and a pair of "tie tacs" on the back to hold it on your bosom. Flaunt your name, "I Love Minot", "Addicted to Surplus" or whatever message you feel is appropriate in this age of self disclosure. We'll pick at least (2) different colors for you from among black, gold, red, purple, blue and silver.

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$2.50 PKG (6)

Pull-N-Scratch

It's either a telescoping aluminum backscratcher, a fork for people whose elbows don't bend, or a sand rake for miniature Zen gardens. You pick. The 5-draw shaft extends from 6-5/8" to 20-3/8" long, the 5-tine rake is 1-3/16" wide, and it has a pocket clip.

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POCKET SCRATCHER

Pull-N-Scratch

It's either a telescoping aluminum backscratcher, a fork for people whose elbows don't bend, or a sand rake for miniature Zen gardens. You pick. The 5-draw shaft extends from 6-5/8" to 20-3/8" long, the 5-tine rake is 1-3/16" wide, and it has a pocket clip.

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$3.95 EACH

Got A Hungover Zebra?

Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the large one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty; or the double-trouble set with (1) large at 10” dia and (1) small at 6” dia. All have 1-7/8” ID mouths with gasketed screw caps, so they should also work with hot water.

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ZEBRA CLASSIC ICE PACK SET OF 2

Got A Hungover Zebra?

Give the poor beast an ice pack, just like in the movies, but in a zippy zebra print. We miss ice packs, frankly, and so should you. These are the classic design. You pick: the large one at approx 9” dia when flattened empty; or the double-trouble set with (1) large at 10” dia and (1) small at 6” dia. All have 1-7/8” ID mouths with gasketed screw caps, so they should also work with hot water.

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It’s Still Not The Heat

Merry misprints drive the bargains. This window-mount hygrometer from Timex® suction-cups itself to the outside of a window so you can read the outside humidity through the glass. Package says it’s 4-1/2" dia, but it’s really only 4-3/8” but who cares? The dial is marked 0-100%, while it actually measures 20-90% in 2% increments, but when the humidity is over 90%, even your dog won’t go outside, so it hardly matters.

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TIMEX® WINDOW HYGROMETER

It’s Still Not The Heat

Merry misprints drive the bargains. This window-mount hygrometer from Timex® suction-cups itself to the outside of a window so you can read the outside humidity through the glass. Package says it’s 4-1/2" dia, but it’s really only 4-3/8” but who cares? The dial is marked 0-100%, while it actually measures 20-90% in 2% increments, but when the humidity is over 90%, even your dog won’t go outside, so it hardly matters.

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$4.95 EACH

WACKY SOCKS

From the wacky Portland, Oregon-based designers at Sock It To Me come these cotton-poly socks with themes so fun you might wear them every day, or even eight days a week since we’ve got (8) different ones. In vivid colors, themes include martini glasses, koalas, lawn art, killer whales, the medical profession, baby seals and dogs in costumes. All are knee-high except for the crew-length martini glasses and cymbal monkey, which say “Men’s” but we hereby deem unisex.

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KNEE HIGH KOALA BEAR SOCKS

WACKY SOCKS

From the wacky Portland, Oregon-based designers at Sock It To Me come these cotton-poly socks with themes so fun you might wear them every day, or even eight days a week since we’ve got (8) different ones. In vivid colors, themes include martini glasses, koalas, lawn art, killer whales, the medical profession, baby seals and dogs in costumes. All are knee-high except for the crew-length martini glasses and cymbal monkey, which say “Men’s” but we hereby deem unisex.

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Do Wookies Wear Socks?

May the Feet be with you, with these Star Wars™ socks. Actually, may they be with your kids, unless your mud-stompers are on the smaller side. This 9-pack of colorful tube socks includes clear, detailed graphics of Chewbacca, R2-D2 and C-3PO, Stormtroopers, Darth Vader and lots of other Star Wars™ icons, and yes, even Yoda on these socks is. Size is Youth Large, but who cares? No matter your foot size or age, if you love Star Wars™, you’re a kid at heart. Just get the socks and figure out what to do with them later. And may the…oh, you know.

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STAR WARS SOCKS 9-PACK

Do Wookies Wear Socks?

May the Feet be with you, with these Star Wars™ socks. Actually, may they be with your kids, unless your mud-stompers are on the smaller side. This 9-pack of colorful tube socks includes clear, detailed graphics of Chewbacca, R2-D2 and C-3PO, Stormtroopers, Darth Vader and lots of other Star Wars™ icons, and yes, even Yoda on these socks is. Size is Youth Large, but who cares? No matter your foot size or age, if you love Star Wars™, you’re a kid at heart. Just get the socks and figure out what to do with them later. And may the…oh, you know.

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$9.50 EACH

The Well Rounded Baby

This comfy, memory-foam pillow from Afiit measures 9” x 9” x 1-1/8” in a heart shape with a 2-1/4 x 1-1/8" hole near the point to nestle the back of a baby’s head, support the neck and thus, the mfr claims, preventing flat head syndrome, aka plagiocephaly. Soft bamboo fabric covering. Marked “suitable from birth to 4-6 months” with the admonition “NEVER LEAVE BABY UNATTENDED.”

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ANTI FLAT HEAD BABY PILLOW

The Well Rounded Baby

This comfy, memory-foam pillow from Afiit measures 9” x 9” x 1-1/8” in a heart shape with a 2-1/4 x 1-1/8" hole near the point to nestle the back of a baby’s head, support the neck and thus, the mfr claims, preventing flat head syndrome, aka plagiocephaly. Soft bamboo fabric covering. Marked “suitable from birth to 4-6 months” with the admonition “NEVER LEAVE BABY UNATTENDED.”

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$5.95 EACH
$7.95
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You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 36” x 80”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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PORTABLE HANGING DOOR SCREEN

You Can’t Slam This Screen Door

But it will still keep the flying critters out of your kitchen. This hanging screen is made of a plastic fabric mesh and will fit doorways up to 36” x 80”, but works best in slightly narrower ones to allow some side overlap. Works great on campers, RVs, trailers and the like where you really need to let air flow or buy four and build a giant insect cage that can cover a small tree. Installs with adhesive hook-and-loop tabs and has a weighted bottom, so it won’t flap in the wind. Portable, handy and ready for summer. Just like you.

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$7.50 EACH

Whither The Weather?

Whether you're a weatherman or not, it pays to know which way the wind blows. And you need neither a weatherman nor a weatherwoman for that. This 4-in-1 backyard weather station beats sticking a wet finger in the air. In black steel and plastic, it measures 57” tall, with a directional wind vane, a 4” (100mm) rain gauge and a thermometer that displays Fahrenheit and Celsius temperatures. The bottom's a stake, so just stick it in the ground and you're good to go. It’s as handsome as it is useful.

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HOME WEATHER STATION

Whither The Weather?

Whether you're a weatherman or not, it pays to know which way the wind blows. And you need neither a weatherman nor a weatherwoman for that. This 4-in-1 backyard weather station beats sticking a wet finger in the air. In black steel and plastic, it measures 57” tall, with a directional wind vane, a 4” (100mm) rain gauge and a thermometer that displays Fahrenheit and Celsius temperatures. The bottom's a stake, so just stick it in the ground and you're good to go. It’s as handsome as it is useful.

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$12.50 EACH

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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TELESCOPING RUBBER ROLLER-MASSAGER

Masseur On A Stick

The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long, so you can reach the soles of your feet or massage your cat. (Some cats like it, some don’t, so a little distance might be good.) Juanita uses hers for physical therapy.

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$2.80 EACH

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