WINDOW & WALL DECORATIONS

Why does Roger always get the credit for the skull and crossbones pirate flag? We feel it is time to share and have elected Barry to the post because he just walked by the vast editorial department here at A.S.&S. (AKA "my desk") Our Jolly Barry flag is 3ft x 5 ft., black polyester with a reinforced edge containing grommets for flying. It has the traditional skull and crossbones in white with the added fillip that the skull is wearing an eye patch! Sail Away!!

Hang this holographic prism in the window for delicate, changing color effects. As the sun shines through, it throws splashes of red, yellow, green, blue, violet and more around the room. The glass disc is 4-1/8" dia x 1/4" thick with a chrome-look frame. Comes with a suction cup hanger to mount it on a window. (Find a way to make it rotate for an especially cool effect!)

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This pack of (252) black peel and stick letters, numbers and symbols is from, wait for it, The Peel People®. Characters are from 1” to 2” tall and are ”everywhere safe,” removable without residue, and reusable. Perfect for walls, doors, kids' rooms, posters, foam boards, banners, lockers, electronic devices, notebooks, scrapbooks and ransom notes. Stick to any clean, dry surface.

Like sweat pants. These self-adhesive and repositionable classroom aids will make geography like two pieces of cake, or at least a box of cookies.  (2)-piece political/physical map of the United States, 36” wide x 24” tall when applied to a wall. Put ’em up, take ’em down. They’re always there for you, like those old reliable sweat pants.

Don't be like Clark Griswold—get your home holiday decorations done in 60 seconds with no electricity involved. This door banner measures 76" x 25" and comes with (4) little steel clips, so there's no hammering, no drilling, and no chance of falling off a ladder as long as you can reach 76 inches. Says “Happy Holidays” in seasonally appropriate red, green and white. Features a top-hatted snowman and is festooned with snowflakes and wrapped gifts. In washable nylon.

Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very own well-made indoor/outdoor critter-crossing sign. Each is metal, 12" square with a graphic depiction of the critter(s), realistic or otherwise, and each hangs diagonally from a pre-drilled 1/4" hole.

Keep track of where you’ve been, figure out where you’re going, or teach someone where someplace is with this dry erase, peel and stick, removable World wall map. From The Peel People™, the 12” x 18” map is durable, stain-proof and easy to clean with an eraser, tissue or cloth. Stick it to a clean dry wall, and pull it off whenever you like, with no damage. Map has geographical boundaries, country names and vivid colors. Good for classrooms or home, and made in the USA.

This decorative porcelain harlequin mask is a tchotchke-sized 4” tall x 3” wide, with a ribbon to hang it by. Glazed white with gold and rose highlights. It could be worn by a cat for Carnivale, but they really don’t enjoy dressing up, so probably best to just hang it on a wall.

Charms, charms and more charms. Some say these little guys are quite charming. Small charms with magnets attached to small magnets originally used inside a speciality frame. The frames are all gone but the charms remain. Great for the fridge or kids locker. Bunches of different styles. We will pick at least 5 different in your assortment.

Want to run a really big shell game? You'll need a big bunch of shells, and you've come to the right place. These are all real, and clean as a whistle, or whatever else is that clean. You pick: the bag of approx (110) nutmeg snail shells measuring 1” give or take a tad—periwinkle shells with nutmeg-colored dashes spiraling around the shell; or the bag of approx (40) murex snail shells, the traveling homes of largish, predatory sea snails that run 2” to 4” long with a bunch of nasty-looking spikes, a few of which may have chipped off. But that’s the be expected, right?

Once upon a time you had to stuff your walls into a huge bucket if you wanted them tie-dyed, but now you just peel and stick these red-yellow-blue-green diagonal- pattern sheets on the wall and be grateful. Manufacturer says they're "Removable and Repositionable" but why would you ever want to? Our each is a package of (4) 11-1/2" squares.

Minimalism meets functionality. When nothing is hung on it, our clear-plastic key-shaped key holder, 10" long and about 4" at its widest point, blends right into the wall behind it. Very subtle. (6) 7/8" long L-shaped hooks fit through countersunk 3/16" square holes. You assemble it and supply the screws for the (2) 1/8" countersunk mounting holes. In theory, when it's mounted against the wall, the hooks are held in place. In practice, we suggest a bit of model glue at the base of each hook. Functionality aside, it's a cool giant key!

We’ve never felt the need to hang Illinois flag curtains on the windows here at the home office, but we understand they do things differently in Texas. Hence, our each is a pair of Texas-flag curtains, each at 36" x 30" with 2” pockets at the top for a curtain rod, plus a 58” x 14” valance, because it ain’t a window treatment without a valance, hoss. If you disagree, the valance would also make a nice scarf to wear while tailgating at Sooners games.

OK, you can buy a vowel as long as you don't mind if it's a consonant. Think of us as Pat Sajak with a sense of humor. These little metal-wrapped magnets are 3/8" square x 5/32" thick with a 1/4" upper-case letter in gold, and they're pre-bagged so we have no control over what you'll get except to say that you'll get (10) magnets with at least (6) different letters, and they'll probably spell something.

These colorful dense-foam wall decorations have double-sided tape on the back for easy mounting in kids' rooms. We'll pick (2) different from this transportation collection of a sailboat, choo-choo train, VW bug and tugboat. Primarily primary colors. All measure approx 9" x 11".

Think electric art. These 15-3/4" square wall hangings, canvas on board, have scattered white LEDs that will add sparkle to the art work. We’ll pick one that you’ll love from our assortment that includes a starry night sky, butterflies (lone or in cages), a guitar and a turntable. Have dual hangers on the back, and all you add is a couple of nails and “AA” batteries.

Put your patriotism on display with this package of (6) assorted USA-themed window clings, including a flat flag at approx 9-1/4" x 5-1/2", (2) flat ones at approx 4-3/8" x 2-1/2", (2) rippling flags at approx 2-3/8" x 1-5/8" and 2-3/4" x 2", and a flag-themed map of the United States at approx 9" x 6". You’ll get (3) packs for a total of (18) Old Glory images. Removable and reusable, and visible from both sides. Made in Taiwan.