No need for a bike pump here. The snake-like Airconda is an inflatable tube that soars over 50 feet high after you fill it with air and launch it. To fill, open it up and run with it behind you. When it’s almost full, blow into it like you’re inflating a balloon. Twist the end, close it off with a rubber band that you supply, and let ’er rip! Instructions on the back of the package. Ages 5+.

We feel your aggravation. To relieve it, we just reach into our desk and grab one these punching balloons. They inflate to approx 18” dia, like a big giant head, but easier to hit. Our each is a bag of (50) to get you through months of post-zooming stress relief. They have a rubber band pre-tied to one end so you can hang them like a speed bag and whale away. You can also use them for their original, intended use—as decorations. In assorted red, orange, purple, green, pink and yellow. They’re thicker than your average balloon, so they can take it if you do decide to strike a few stress-relieving blows.

Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away. Paul says it demonstrates Newton's third law, but he says a lot of things. Great for classroom demos. Paul not included.

The Internets machine says the horned lizard is “not considered one of the all-time best lizard pets,” so if your mother won’t let you have one, we recommend this 6” long version in authentically colored polyresin. Sits there splayed out on its lizard belly staring semi-lovingly at you, but needing no aquarium, water or harvester ant dinners.

It’s time for water balloons, and this packet of self-sealing Happy Baby Balloons couldn’t be more convenient or cool. You’ll be able to fill and tie (111) of them in 60 seconds. They’re called baby balloons because they’re small, about 2” long, in red, blue, green, purple, orange, yellow and pink. Ingenious filling system involves a water-source attachment and thin straws leading down to each balloon. When you pull the straws out, the balloons instantly seal with a tiny O-ring. Balloons and O-rings are 100% biodegradable. Each package has (111) total balloons in (3) bunches. You’ll be back for more. Ages 3+.

Both spellings are acceptable, it turns out, but duffle is a British corruption of our duffel, so pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and spell it “duffel” like an American. Our duffel is red polyester with black handles and an adjustable and removable black shoulder strap. Measures 18” long x an 11” dia cylinder, and has black canvas strap handles on both ends for your hanging and toting convenience. Everybody needs a good duffel, even the Brits.

Blow 'em up and stick your regular, non-inflatable feet inside these 6" wide x 15" long skeleton feet and you'll be creepy from the ankles down. One size fits all, including kids, and pay no attention to that "They Squeak!!" on the box, because these are the non-squeaking surplus versions. Still snazzy, though.

This one does, because it's full of air. Hop on and you'll be the envy of all your friends with their skinny little pool noodles. The unicorn float is 57” long and stands 35” tall at the tip of its horn. In white with the traditional rainbow unicorn mane and tail. Easy to inflate, but you supply the air pump. For ages 5+.