The real deal. 2-1/2" long red egg-shaped container with a blob of Silly PuttyTM inside. Does anyone need me to explain all the fun you'll have with Silly Putty? I thought not. Just get some today!

The magic putty with dyspepsia is back. OK, it's fart goop, but you still wouldn't want to go to middle school without it. You'll get about 2-1/4 oz (in a color we'll pick) inside a little round plastic container that's about 2-1/2" tall x 1-1/2" dia--a little bigger than an old film canister, or roughly the size of a shot glass. Put in a thumb; pull out a rude noise.

What makes these squeezable slime suckers so special is how cool they are when, after sucking up a goodly slurp of slime, they can be squozen to spit a blob of it back out. You’ll get a snail or monster head sucker, approx  2" long, plus a little tub of slime, in assorted colors. They could make 50 minutes of algebra just fly by.

Two-tone, that is. Our each is a 1.5-oz tube of slime in two tones, and like those Chevrolets, it will come in an assortment of colors. We’ll pick the colors because, while the Bel Air was two grand and change, our two-tone is under two bucks, and you’re not going to drive it to the prom.

Our each is tub of glitter putty, born at the confluence of silly putty and Ziggy Stardust, with (3) distinct layers of glittery gloop, which Paul, our VP for Gloop Nomenclatura, assures us are heliotrope, apple green and public swimming pool blue. Also smells like Dippity Do, but don’t put it in your hair. You’ll get 4-1/2 ounces, which is more than your mother would like you to have.

We feel your ennui. You need a little glitter in your life, and in your slime. This 7-1/2” x 2” clear plastic bottle has a spiral shape for added excitement, and contains 14 oz of what our Technical Specifications Director says is “your solider, bouncy type slime, not runny like nose gloop.” You'll get glittery purple (light or dark), orange or green, and you'll want what you get because, well, it’s glittery slime.

Slimygloop Mix 'Ems™ is our favorite name to ever be trademarked. Includes (10) containers of ready-made slimygloop plus more stuff to mix in than a Baskin-Roberts, including sequins, metallic beads, glittery pom-poms, holographic glitter, stars, princess beads, shredded Mylar, googly eyes and a trio of surprise collectibles. Some of the glitter is so small it'll still be in the rec-room carpet when the kids finish graduate school! Ah, memories.

From the Lava Lamp folks, here’s a mini version of their iconic lamp, but instead of being an actual lamp it’s a 7-1/2” tall plastic container the holds approx 4 oz of “Diamond Slime,” which is clear with glittery sparkles in it. You don’t see that every day, huh? They call it their “most sparkly slime yet!” Ages 3+. Even if you’re not into playing with slime, you could this as a fun decoration.

OK, “Thinking Putty” from Crazy Aaron®, the kiddie’s pal. This variety pack includes a tin of Alien putty in intergalactic green, with a 1” square magnet, shiny Eternal Flame putty, clear Liquid Glass putty, and temperature-sensitive Eye Candy putty that changes color. Includes a small canister on a carabiner so kids can take their putty to school and amaze their teachers. For ages 8+.

We’re just sorry that Freddie Mercury didn’t live to see this product. The mysteriously named Holographic Mixed By Me Thinking Putty® Kit from Crazy Aaron includes (5) tins of clear, never drying putty; (3) packets of glitter concentrate and (3) of sparkle effects; (6) assorted color pencils and blank labels and an instructional mixing mat with suggestions.