The real deal. 2-1/2" long red egg-shaped container with a blob of Silly PuttyTM inside. Does anyone need me to explain all the fun you'll have with Silly Putty? I thought not. Just get some today!

The magic putty with dyspepsia is back. OK, it's fart goop, but you still wouldn't want to go to middle school without it. You'll get about 2-1/4 oz (in a color we'll pick) inside a little round plastic container that's about 2-1/2" tall x 1-1/2" dia--a little bigger than an old film canister, or roughly the size of a shot glass. Put in a thumb; pull out a rude noise.

We feel your ennui. You need a little glitter in your life, and in your slime. This 7-1/2” x 2” clear plastic bottle has a spiral shape for added excitement, and contains 14 oz of what our Technical Specifications Director says is “your solider, bouncy type slime, not runny like nose gloop.” You'll get glittery purple (light or dark), orange or green, and you'll want what you get because, well, it’s glittery slime.

Two-tone, that is. Our each is a 1.5-oz tube of slime in two tones, and like those Chevrolets, it will come in an assortment of colors. We’ll pick the colors because, while the Bel Air was two grand and change, our two-tone is under two bucks, and you’re not going to drive it to the prom.

What makes these squeezable slime suckers so special is how cool they are when, after sucking up a goodly slurp of slime, they can be squozen to spit a blob of it back out. You’ll get a snail or monster head sucker, approx  2" long, plus a little tub of slime, in assorted colors. They could make 50 minutes of algebra just fly by.

Our each is tub of glitter putty, born at the confluence of silly putty and Ziggy Stardust, with (3) distinct layers of glittery gloop, which Paul, our VP for Gloop Nomenclatura, assures us are heliotrope, apple green and public swimming pool blue. Also smells like Dippity Do, but don’t put it in your hair. You’ll get 4-1/2 ounces, which is more than your mother would like you to have.

Slimygloop Mix 'Ems™ is our favorite name to ever be trademarked. Includes (10) containers of ready-made slimygloop plus more stuff to mix in than a Baskin-Roberts, including sequins, metallic beads, glittery pom-poms, holographic glitter, stars, princess beads, shredded Mylar, googly eyes and a trio of surprise collectibles. Some of the glitter is so small it'll still be in the rec-room carpet when the kids finish graduate school! Ah, memories.

Hey, that’s like a frog that swallowed a flashlight. But also this kneadable and stretchy lab putty, which is puttier than slime and glows really brightly. Did we mention it’s bouncy? It comes in a tin, approx 3” dia x 1” deep, like shoe polish, except it’s more fun than shoe polish. Might even be more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but it depends on the monkeys.

Bigfoot fans will be beside themselves with this triple Yeti collection of big hairy fun. You pick: the 5-1/4” tall big fella himself in authentic chocolate brown flexible rubber with, yes, big feet (approx 1-1/2” x 1”) and an equally big, embarrassed-looking grin (for ages 3+); or the Grow-Your-Own Bigfoot that sprouts from a tree stump when submerged in a container of water, and keeps growing as you increase the container size (for ages 5+); or the 2.4-oz tin of gooey Bigfoot scat, because no home is complete without a tin of abominable poop. For ages 3+ and marked “Do not ingest,” which is good advice for this or the real thing. Mfr says it's “play putty,” and we won't argue with that.

It's slimier. This 8” tall lamp looks like a mini lamp but this one has slime inside. Colors vary, but all slime is sublime, right? This slime-light has a ball up top that flashes when the lamp is lit, and the clear portion comes off if you want to take the slime out, and who doesn't?

Please Note: Jarvis says, while our samples are ok the light inside may not work, but the slime sure does! You want the slime anyway.