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For Clear Boundaries, GITD Tape... We had three concussions at the last midnight staff volleyball game because no one could see the lines on the court. Wish we’d have had this Duck brand glow-in-the-dark (GITD) tape. The roll measures approx...

Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think funner is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You’ll get (2) red luchadores candles,...

Flexible File Box If “file box” conjures the words “heavy” and “metal,” think again. This soft-rock version is made of a light material that feels like stiff polyester but is sturdy enough to protect your files. Folds...

Go Ahead, Pin It On Me... It’s the little things with push pins, probably because they themselves are such little things. These pins by EleQit, for instance, have metal prongs in a pleasant rose-gold color (the pin part) and grippy bits in a nice...

Don’t Eat These Clams! It’s not that these clams are out of season, or that we’re saving them for later—they’re just not edible! Use this super-useful package of (9) clams to keep cords together, Surpies. We know you have...

Once In A Rainbow Moon We only see the moon in the big city, well, once in a blue moon. Problem is, it’s never blue. Or pink or green…. Problem solved with this color-changing decorative moon light. Its round face is 6” dia x...

Does Our Writing Make You Hot? No? Well, it makes us hot, which is why we’ve been writing lately with these ultra-cool Fan Pens. Each measures 6-1/4" long x 1/2" dia with an on/off switch that activates a (2)-blade, 2-1/4" x 7/8" fan. Pen barrels...

Need A World Antenna? Like many of our arguments halfway through happy hour, this indoor HDTV antenna is paper thin. It’s also decorated with a map of the world, and measures 15-3/4" wide x 8-1/4" tall. Has a built-in Smartpass Amplifier and a 4G...

--SOLD-- KEEP CHECKING BACK FOR MORE INCREDIBLE ONE OF A KIND ITEMS LIKE THIS.   EMBIGGEN THE SMALLEST... When it comes to scientific gear, newer isn’t always better. For example, this Galen III Binocular Microscope by Cambridge Instruments is...

Enclosure Control Station States: Suitable for use in Class II, Division 2, Groups F & G and Class III Hazardous Locations when used with properly installed 9001 K, KX, and SK push buttons, pilot lights, selector switches and/or closing plates...

We Got Boards... We’re light on surfboards and ironing boards right now (aren’t they the same thing, anyway?), but we do have (2) nice circuitry boards, both 4” x 5”. You pick: the (8)-channel relay module board (actually a switch...

Cut Your Stress In Half... This might be our most convenient stress-relief tool, a 2-3/4" dia x 1-1/2” tall foam half-ball in green with a simple ceramic magnet on the flat side. Stick it to the fridge, where it’ll hold your grocery list, a...

Want To Be A Food Writer? Kick off your food-writing avocation with these colorful, food-themed pens with the traditional push down levers to change the (6) ink colors. Each pen measures 6-1/2" tall with different-colored bodies and toppers, which...

Trek Himalayan-Style To A BBQ... Head to your next party with this handsome, sturdy, compact utility bag with polyester sherpa lining. Made of a 100% waxed (ie, water-resistant) black cotton canvas exterior with an adjustable canvas shoulder strap, the...

Nobody Wants A Push Saw...Because nobody wants a push saw, we’re offering this Steelhead® Japanese Kataba Single Edge Dovetail Pull Saw with a 7” blade and a 6” plastic and rubber grippy handle. For woodworking, the 17TPI flexible...

Punch A Hole, Lil’ Dogie... Man, we love a good Western. But we love tools more, and this M-D® 57508 Metal Hole Punch is so satisfying to use it almost made us forget about Marion Morrison, partners. Punches a 1/4" circle into thin...

Small But Mighty-ish...Solid, durable and strong for its size, this 3/4" single, fixed-loop pulley has a brass wheel and a 1/4" dia loop for hanging. Measures 1-3/4" overall with a 25-lb max load. Don’t use it for lifting anything overhead, but if...

This Is One Smooth Ride... When these 2" dia x 7/8” wide wheels on swivel casters came in, we looked at each other and said, “That’s the smoothest caster we’ve seen in ages.” Looks like we just said it again. Wheel is gray...

Who Invented The Wheel? Yeah, we don’t know, either—it was a long time ago. But whoever made this 6" dia Tente-like wheel deserves a medal, or at least a cookie. Has a heavy-duty 4-1/8” dia plastic hub (with a 10mm bore) that moves...

Cool Hand Luke MarkersOld Lukey could eat (50) eggs, and we can only imagine what he might have done with this (50)-pack of fine-tip assorted markers in (50) vibrant colors from Sargent Art®. Made with an exclusive ink formula that allows you to wash...

The Perfect Purse For Necking... Before we got into this business, we never knew about such things as neck purses. Now, when we hear mentions of neck purses, we shrug and go, “Duh.” This one measures 9" tall x 5-1/2" wide with (3) stacked...

Yo! Yo-Yo-Yo! These classic wooden yo-yos are 2-1/8" dia x 1-3/8" high. Sides have a painted circle with multiple, different-colored rings around it. Nice action, with a pre-tied finger loop in the string, and you can’t get much more old-school-toy...

Ein Braces Why do German soldiers hold up their pants with suspenders? Because they’re olive drab green! Wait, that might not be how the joke goes, but what’s important is these authentic, German military surplus braces are made of stretchy...

The Pithy Chapeau... You know you’ve always wanted a pith helmet but never knew where to find one. Luckily, because you’re a dedicated Surpie, you kept reading this catalog, waiting for one to come along. This classic French-style,...

Smart Enough To Open The Box? Want to prove how smart you are or go batty trying? We’re still going batty trying. Join us—it’s fun! We’ll send you (1) of our (4) wooden Mysterious Puzzle Boxes, 6" x 2" x 2-5/8," rated as either...

See Yourself In Tape! The folks behind the Duck Tape brand like to make tape that doesn’t look like most other tape, and here’s a prime example. It’s called Duck Mirror® tape and you can picture it already. In reflective silver,...

We See Red... You’ll see it, too, when you install this red 1-3/8" wide x 7/8" high x 1" deep AC meter that measures 85-264V and has 5-1/2" long red and black wires. Digital face displays up to (3) numerals. But you knew that, it having a range of...

Locomotive Breath... Any Tull fans out there? This ceramic white mug with black handle and interior has a handsome matte finish and features (16) stylish line drawings of steam locomotives. Sip your bevvy while admiring a Hudson 4-6-4, a Berkshire 2-8-4...

Siiiix Gold-ish, Riiings! You can’t blame the original manufacturer for putting (6) gold rings in a package instead of just (5). If they’d have put (5) in there, they’d get nothing but jokes about the “Twelve Days of...

Scorpion, The Pharoah? This clear acrylic pyramid paperweight from Real Bug® features a bed of sand and an actual scorpion encased in the middle, which will make it the coolest thing in your office the day you set it on your desk. You could also set...

Bug-Boosted Keychain: Scorpion Buddies on the Go! We’ll supply the Real Bug® keychain with a real bug encased in it, and you can use it for any car, but if you drive a Scorpion, all the better. The clear, teardrop-shaped, smooth acrylic...

This Hat Is You, Amigo We have a bunch of these cool hats that might remind you of a certain Cuban governmental figure’s cap, except that these come in stylish beige or chocolate brown (our choice), and they’re not as big and clunky as the...

Sprinkler Horn...The Unicorn of Unicorns At 5' tall from it's hooves, (hooves or feet?) this unicorn will be a hit at kids parties or Halloween parties. Because who doesn't want to ride into a party on a 5' unicorn? Located on it's belly is the...

Ever Have A Minigrabber? Now you can have a Minigrabber without even doubling up on the cheese and bacon dip at the Superfans tailgater. This Elenco® TL-9 Minigrabber to Minigrabber is a 36" long wire with 2-1/8” long ends designed to clip onto...

It’s Cribbage, Not Cabbage... You know what that means? This game doesn’t stink! And that’s why it’s so great for traveling, along with the fact that the included instructions, deck of cards and folding wooden score board with...

It's Your Nickel. So you like Nickel-Metal Hydride rechargeable battery bargains? You choose a 4-pack of "AA" 2600mAh or "AAA" 1000mAh NiMH batteries, the recommended choice for electronics like cameras, games, cordless phones, remotes, wireless mice and...

‘Tis The Season For Science! Christmas time is experimentation time. Discover something new and amazing every day leading up to the holiday. With this advent calendar, children open a new box each day to find new equipment or materials and the...

Pocket Jewelry At last, jewelry for your pockets! We weren’t sure how long the universe was going to make us wait. Just to be clear, this jewelry goes on your pockets, not in them. Call it “booty bling” if you have to come with a...

A Bit Set In Its Ways... Drilling is easy-peasy with this Eazy Power™ (10)-piece 118 machine, high-speed, metallic black drill bit set. Sizes range from 1/16 (which is 1-1/2” long) all the way up to 1/4 (which is 2-1/2” long), and they...

Who You Calling Piggy? If there’s one hilarious costume accessory you will always have a use for, it’s a rubber pig nose. Doesn’t take up a lot of space and it’s always good for a laugh before you stuff it into your pocket...