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Carabiner on Steroids... The color is basic black, but the carabiner is anything but basic, made of 80mm thick aluminum with a threaded barrel lock mechanism. In the classic, ovalish, carabiner shape, it’s great for carrying keys and securing other...

Siiiix Gold-ish, Riiings! You can’t blame the original manufacturer for putting (6) gold rings in a package instead of just (5). If they’d have put (5) in there, they’d get nothing but jokes about the “Twelve Days of...

Nice Set O’ Nut Drivers... We’ve known some crazy chauffeurs through the years, but these tools have nothing to do with them. This (3)-piece of different-size nut drivers from Elenco® includes a 3/16", a 1/4", and a 5/16" head nut...

Green Hands-Free Lamp! The thing about lamp colors is, you can’t really see them—because it’s dark out! This particular iZoom® LED headlamp happens to have lime green highlights, which is nice and naturey, but again, it won’t...

Pocket Jewelry At last, jewelry for your pockets! We weren’t sure how long the universe was going to make us wait. Just to be clear, this jewelry goes on your pockets, not in them. Call it “booty bling” if you have to come with a...

Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think “funner” is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores and zombies, with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You pick: the (2)...

You Into Inversion? Sometimes you just need to invert. We do it with these 8-gauge battery inverter cables from InstallGear®. You’ll get (2) of them—(1) black, (1) red—and they’ll each measure 26-1/4" long with 1/4” dia...

DinoScratch: Unearth Dino-Sized Surprises! Calling all junior paleontologists! Unearth a dino-tastic adventure with this excavation kit. Grab the included chisel shaped like a dinosour bone and brush then dig away the outter layers to unveil a hidden...

Crystalize Your Hair, Magically DIY jewelry! Use the colorful, natural—and magic, duh!—crystals in this (17)-piece set to make an impressive crystal barrette and (2) crystal hairpins. Includes (5) pre-drilled crystals, (2) amethyst beads, (1)...

Does Our Writing Make You Hot? No? Well, it makes us hot, which is why we’ve been writing lately with these ultra-cool Fan Pens. Each measures 6-1/4" long x 1/2" dia with an on/off switch that activates a (2)-blade, 2-1/4" x 7/8" fan. Pen barrels...

You can’t keep me out of the cookie jar, but you can slow me down, just like with this 6" tall x 1-3/4" dia plastic container with a locking cap. In elegant dark blue. Holds (5) oz and looks like an old-school cylindrical Pog container. Has a...

Rubbery Mini-Coasters? Before you go jumping to conclusions about these disc, let us just say that they’re made of neoprene foam (aka rubber). We have (2) varieties, all black and flexible, and you pick according to what you need: (10) round,...

This item is straight from Central Casting, a bag of (4) black office-chair casters. Each caster has (2) spinning wheels and swivels 360 degrees, with a locking mechanism that’s especially handy if your office is on a yacht. Wheels are just under...

The Full Spectrum Pen... One pen, ten colors. Develop complicated note-taking systems, or just send colorful hate mail with this 6-1/4" long ballpoint with cartridges in black, orange, dark green, purple, light green, red, brown, magenta, blue and aqua...

Not Literally Spiral Art... The pages of this 5-1/2" x 8-1/2" sketch pad are blank, with no horizontal lines and no spiral ones, either. The binding is spiral, see? Like a spiral notebook? Except these pages are higher-quality, acid-free, recycled art...

Who Me? I Never Make Mistakes... Make as many mistakes as you want, then just erase them away with our classic pink erasers. From E-Z Erase, these are G-90 (No idea what that means) and measure 2-1/4" x 5/8" x 5/16" thick. We'll send you a pack or (6)...

Charge Like a Champ! Just the charging facts. USB 3.0 to "C" 3-foot charging/data cable from the experts at UNITEK. Everything is going "C" connectors so you need to get some today. Transfer those photos and charge your devices. 

These'll Clean Your Pipes Out... They'll clean your tubes and spouts, too, which is what they're really made for. But you could also use them for thin vases and other vessels. They look like oversizes pip cleaners with eay-to-grip plastic handles. We'll...

This Flashlight Isn’t Envious, It’s Green... Where’s the dang flashlight when you need it! This classic, all-aluminum, (9)-LED flashlight with a green body, measures 4" long x 1-1/4" dia and is gasketed. Has a rubber, on/off push...

Cut Your Stress In Half... This might be our most convenient stress-relief tool, a 2-3/4" dia x 1-1/2” tall foam half-ball in green with a simple ceramic magnet on the flat side. Stick it to the fridge, where it’ll hold your grocery list, a...

Pencils For The Blender... Keep these 7” long Premium Blender Pencils away from the machine you use to make milkshakes and margaritas. They’re for a different kind of blender—an artist who blends. They’re colorless, see?...

Lil’ Goodyear Tire... Goodyear, Surpies! This actual rubber tire marked “GOODYEAR #1” and “EAGLE” with a round red glass tray in the middle, is great for paperclips, coins, rolls of stamps, pushpins, tacks, tiny parts,...

Be Seen... In the woods where ammo is flying or on your bike where cars are whizzing, you need to be seen, and not in the woke way—in the literal way, like literally, lol! Our Adult Visibility/Hunting Safety Vest is unisex, in classic ultra-visible...

We Got Wrasslers...So far we have (5) of these super-detailed, painted Metals Die-Cast WWE wrestling figurines—Finn Balor™, Paige™, Sasha Banks™, Triple H™ and Brock Lesner™—but we’ll let you know if we...

Double Phillips... Here is one handy, space-saving tool. It’s a Husky 693-247, double-sided, Phillips #1 and #2 screwdriver, and the driver heads bend in opposite directions making it all look like a really lazy letter “Z”. Measures...

Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think funner is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You’ll get (2) red luchadores candles,...

How’s Your Horn Scratcher? Is it time to replace your combination back scratcher/extra-long shoehorn? We just replaced ours with one of these and our back couldn’t be happier, for both reasons. Measures 19-1/8" long (the tool, not our back),...

Square And Round You can’t always fit a square peg into a round hole, but you’ll have no problems screwing the round top of this little jar onto its square base. Made of thick, clear plastic, the base measures 2” x 2” with a...

Little Pitchers Have No Ears... Made for lab use but cute enough for maple syrup or coffee cream, these 50ml (1.69 oz) polypropylene beakers measure 2-3/8" tall x 1-11/16" dia with a lip and a tiny spout. Graduated in 5ml increments.

Restraint... Rubber-headed spring clamps hold objects (up to appx 1/4" thick) in a firm grip but won't hurt them. A two position thumb latch locks the 3" long U-shaped clamp closed on thicker and thinner stuff. Originally intended for holding objects...

Rip ’N Measure Every proper sewing kit needs a seam ripper and a tape measure. You’ll get both in this handy little twofer from Fiskars®. Seam ripper is ergonomically designed for comfortably removing lines of stitching, and has a clear...

Look, The Loupe... Got small things to look at? This beautiful 10X brass barrel, threaded lens, is originally from a small projector back in the 1960's. True AS&S surplus! Measures 1/2" dia x 3/4" long and has a 16.7mm focal length. We’re...

Our Coldest Spoons. Actually, your coldest spoons. All we do is supply the spoon-shaped silicone mold that makes the ice spoons. Just fill it with water and pop it into your freezer. Next thing you know, you’ve got (2) 8” ice spoons. The...

Go Scrape A Great Wall! Well, we don’t mind if we do. In fact, we’re looking forward to it now that we have this Tolsen Tools (4)-piece wall scraper set. Includes (1) scraper each at 50mm, 80mm, 100mm and 120mm wide, or about 2”,...

These Knives Won’t Cut Steak... Even if you’re not a wall pro you can use this Wal-Pro® (3)-piece, white plastic taping knife set for drywall and whatnot. Knives have 2", 4" and 6" wide blades, each measuring 7-1/4" from the handle to the...

Magnetic Glitteration Make your own magnets with our flexible, cut-able 8-1/2" x 11" sheet of 1/32" thick magnetic rubber sheets. Arts and crafters dream come true. The super cheap price means the diffraction (rainbow) surface is probably coming off...

Meter Your Amps... You won’t find authentic old-school analog DC Amp meters like these just anywhere, friends. Lucky for you we have a way of finding them. These have a white face that measures 2-1/8” x 1-3/4” and says D.C. AMPERE with...

Glide Across The Page Whether you’re writing your very first sonnet or your five-hundredth grocery list, you can appreciate a nice, flowing pen. Here’s a (3)-pack of Superglide™ ball pens from Cello®. Write one word with these...

Bumper Cars No More! They are called suspension bump stops. We like them as big, thick rubber feet. They are 2-1/8" dia. rubber cones that are 2" thick and tapper down to 13/16". Each has a 1" threaded stem (3/8"-20) and they come (2) to a pack. Why so...

The Directional Dish... This nautical-ish, New England-ish, dish-ish tray resembles a pocket watch, approx 4” dia, but hollowed out (remember, it’s a tray?), with black compass symbols on a white background. Has a shiny golden front edge,...