Novelties & Misc Toys
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USB LED DISCO LIGHT FLASHING CELLPHONE
Mini Disco Ball for... Phones? Take the party with you with this mini-disco ball. Measures approx 1-3/4" dia and has adapters that allow it to plug into your cellie! That’s right—stuck elevators, interminable car rides, boring lunches and...$6.95$6.95 -
6 ASSORTED CAT BUTT MAGNETS
They Got Magnetic Butts, an they Cannot Lie... Go ahead, stick your tail in the air when visitors drop by and shower your cat butts with compliments. We’ll send you (6) different felinus gluteus maximuses, aka cat butts, which’ll stick to...$7.50$7.50 -
MAGNETIC RATTLESNAKE EGG "SINGING"
Rattlesnake Egg Magnets Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long prolate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them...$2.00$2.00 -
RECHARGEABLE RGB DISCO LIGHT WRIST BAND
Disco On Your Wrist-o...Nothing says disco like a bracelet that pulses different-colored LED lights in time with a solid four-on-the-floor beat (and many other sounds). A sort of geodesic dome, in clear plastic, 1” wide x 3/4” tall on a...$6.25$6.25 -
ORIGINAL METAL SLINKY WONDERFUL TOY
Original Slinky Does anyone really need to be told what a Slinky® is?? Okay, it is a very slack spring, 2-7/8" dia x 2-1/2" long, compressed. It will stretch out to about 5 or 6 feet long without deforming. That's the boring part. The interesting...Starting at $6.50Starting at $6.50 -
MINI CUBE PUZZLE PARTY TOY
Puzzle Cube Craziness! This mini version is just as frustrating and the big one and it was all the rage in the late 70's...80's...90's...oh, heck with it they are still all the rage. This pocket sized mini version is great to hand out as freebies, kids...$2.50$2.50 -
5 ASSORTED DOG BUTT MAGNETS PLUS HYDRANT
42.5% Discounts On Dog Bottoms! That's right, canine hindquarters fans, you can now order $14 worth of tail ends for just $7.50. You'll get (5) different pooch posteriors, plus a bonus fire hydrant, all in magnet form, ready to stick on your refrigerator...$6.00$7.5020% OFF$6.00$7.5020% OFF -
UH OH... EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS IN A TIN
Emergency underpants in a can. Says it all, doesn't it? Quite stretchable in a Tyvekish white fabric, "one pair fits most adults." They're hip-hugger, semi-bikini, translucent type drawers, so despite the smiling man wearing them and a red bow-tie on the...$4.95$4.95 -
SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL
Play The Piston Flute Or the Swanee whistle. Whatever you call it, this little slide whistle (just consider it the smallest trombone in the universe) has an outsized musical history. No elevator has ever fallen in a cartoon without its accompaniment, and...$4.25$4.25 -
MUSICAL KEYBOARD NECK TIE
Lots of people had piano keyboard neckties in the '80s, but no one could play them--not even the piano players! That's because they weren't actual musical instruments. Can you imagine a time like that? Thankfully, those days are long gone. Our piano tie...$1.47$5.9575% OFF$1.47$5.9575% OFFQty in Cart: 0Price:$1.47$5.9575% OFFSubtotal: -
FABULOUS FOUNTAIN CONNECTION KIT
Not the Drinking Kind... Decidedly clever little gizmo reminiscent of our ever popular tornado tube. It consists of a plastic sleeve into which one screws two empty 2-liter soda bottles. Inserted into the connecting tube are clear plastic "straws", one...$3.75$3.75 -
CLASSIC 4" LONG 3-OCTAVE HARMONICA
From the harmonica kings themselves at the Hohner company, comes this 4" long, 3-octave plus, plastic harmonica, in C, the people's key. We'll pick one in an attractive shade of red, green, blue, yellow or whatever color shows up next, and send it in a...$6.95$6.95 -
CLASSIC WHOOPEE CUSHION 8-1/2"
Makin' Whoopee... is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.$2.95$2.95 -
STAR TREK KIRK AND SPOCK MAGNET PLAY SET
Like To Play Trek Up? Trekkie-Surpies, you’re gonna love this Star Trek™ Kirk and Spock magnetic wardrobe dress-up kit. We know—you’re welcome! Various uniforms, characters, weapons and tribbles will take your fridge to where no...$14.50$14.50 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST BLOWER W/ DUAL POWER
For Really Small Leaves... This USB- or battery-powered leaf blower is purported (by the writing on the package) to be the World’s Smallest Blower. Has an on/off switch and a removeable blower nozzle, and measures 3-1/4" tall x 2-1/2" wide x 6-1/4"...$11.50$11.50 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST HARMONICA
Little Walter Would Approve... He was born Marion Walter Jacobs, and in his sweet home Chicago he changed the way the harmonica was played. They called him Little Walter, and his blues harps were standard size, but oh, how he would have loved this Little...$4.95$4.95 -
5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS
You Kazoo? Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and come in (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which style you'll...$3.95$3.95 -
REALISTIC 6" PLASTICPLIERS PKG(3)
Plastic pliers are just the thing to keep the kiddies out of Dad’s toolbox. Safe, too. These authentic-ish gray slip-joint replicas are 6” long and would also make nice name-card holders for the Mechanic’s Annual Dinner Dance.$3.25$3.25 -
SWITCHBLADE COMB QUICK EJECTION ACTION 9" LONG
No Haircut, Just A Comb... You can’t cut your hair, or anything, with this switchblade-like device because when the “blade” flips out, West Side Story-like, it’s actually a comb. Measures 9” overall when the comb is out,...$4.75$4.75 -
2-1/4" LONG INFLATABLE TONGUE
Inflatatongue No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three...$3.95$3.95 -
DUCK TAPE ASTROLOGY THEMED 1.88" X 10YDS
Duct Tape to the Stars... We use a lot of duct tape around here, and sometimes we get tired of looking at the same old silver stuff. Lately we’ve been using this Duck Tape brand astrology tape, dark blue with yellow constellation designs on it...$2.95$2.95 -
BIG BANG BUBBLE BLASTER RECHARGEABLE
Bubbles From The Big Bang... The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a...$29.50$29.50 -
REARVIEW SPY GLASSES ASSORTED COLORS
Satchel Paige said never look back, something might be gaining on you, but he was a pitcher, not a spy. We recommend checking behind you with these stylish spy sunglasses with rear-view mirrors at the edges of both lenses. The flexible frame means one...$4.25$4.25 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST WACKY WAVER
Hi, My Name Is Mini Floppy! Meet mini floppy! (AKA wacky waver) You know floppy. You see his larger family members all over the place, promoting sales and events of all kinds. Floppy measures a mini 12" tall, has a battery operated fan in the base, and...$15.95$15.95 -
WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"
T-t-t-t-toothy Fun THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of...$4.25$4.25 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST TOOL KIT
Tiny Tools... From our friends at World’s Smallest, here’s another diminutive delight—the World’s Smallest Tool Kit, and it’s fully functional. Red plastic hinged toolbox measures approx 2” x 1-1/2” x...$6.50$6.50 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS
Tiny Laser Guns... When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not...$4.95$4.95 -
SOPRANO RECORDER, CASE AND INSTRUCTIONS, 12-5/8"
Special for your beginner tootler. Our black or ivory ABS plastic soprano recorder (Our choice) measures 12-5/8" long and includes a plastic carrying case, cleaning rod, and a sheet of fingering instructions.$4.95$4.95 -
ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO
Back To Basics It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a...$3.95$3.95 -
CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP
Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.$6.95$6.95 -
RAINBOW MAGIC SPRING STAIR WALKING TOY
This Toy Slinks Down Steps...It's a magical 2-1/2" dia, radial, spiral-ish, plastic, rainbow-design, stair-walking toy that most definitely does not make the classic, zippy, jangly, metal slinkish sounds you may or may not have experienced in another toy...$2.50$2.50 -
CLASSIC POTATO GUN, HAND POWERED
Spud Launcher A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifteen feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!!...$4.25$4.25 -
COLOR-CHANGING MOOD RINGS PKG(3)
What Mood Is Your Ring In? Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when people could gauge your mood just by looking at your fingers. Our mood rings are tasteful, simple metal bands with mood-indicating stuff on the outside. We'll send...$6.70$7.7514% OFF$6.70$7.7514% OFF -
METALS DIECAST MINI WRESTLER FIGURES ASSORTED
We Got Wrasslers...So far we have (5) of these super-detailed, painted Metals Die-Cast WWE wrestling figurines—Finn Balor™, Paige™, Sasha Banks™, Triple H™ and Brock Lesner™—but we’ll let you know if we...$3.95$3.95 -
8.5" LCD WRITING TABLET WITH PEN
Swipe & Sketch... Get ready for fun doodling session with our Lightweight & Compact LCD Drawing Tablet. Easily erase with a single button and prevent accidental deletion with the lock switch. Convenient and simple, it's touch-sensitive and ready...$12.75$12.75 -
SILLY STRAW DRINKING GLASSES
Drinking Glasses... Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in...$5.50$5.50 -
ZOMBIE BIRTHDAY CANDLES SET OF 4
Funner Birthday Candles First of all, if you think “funner” is not a word, it proves you need to be funner. These candles, shaped like luchadores and zombies, with wicks coming out of their noggins, might even be funnest. You pick: the (2)...$4.50$4.50 -
ASSORTED HAND CRANK MUSIC BOX MOVEMENTS
Feeling A Little Cranky? Here's a little music box to crank. These are really cute, with a very nice sound, and they're in clear acrylic cases so you, or impressionable youngsters, can watch them work. They measure 2-1/4"x 2" x 1-1/4" with a 7/8" crank...$7.95$7.95 -
ROTATING STAR LAMP WITH MULTIPLE LIGHTING OPTIONS
You don’t need your therapist to know that you’re projecting again when you fire up this far-out Star Projection Lamp. Buttons control a multitude of lighting options: single color, dual color, tri-color or white with various added-color...$19.95$19.95 -
WASH-N-ROAR DINOSAUR SHOWER HEAD
Dinosaur Clean After a hard day of exploring, you'll dig getting clean with wash-n-roar showerhead. Modeled after a real life T-rex. Ok a Skull of the T-rex, but you get the drift. Made of durable, sturdy plastic and this carnivorous cleaner fits...$10.95$10.95