It's a 10-tool Swissesque military survival knife, but without those red plastic handles to break and fall off. Includes stainless steel 2-1/2" knife blade, flathead driver/bottle opener, saw blade, scissors, can opener, fish scaler/nail set, corkscrew, Phillips driver, awl, nail file and the needle-like thing for making buckskin clothes in case you're lost for years. Has a split ring to hang your keys from.
Nobody would dare vote you off the island if you have this stainless steel survival tool. Smaller than a credit card at 2-3/4" x 1-3/4", it has (11) functions: can opener, knife edge, flathead screwdriver, small ruler, bottle opener, 4-position wrench, saw blade, 2-position wrench and a couple more. Slip it into your wallet or hang it on your keychain, then go get lost.
It will be if you buy this bright-as-a-Phi-Beta-Kappa COB LED 3W flashlight, with a bonus red laser. Measures a mere 4-3/4" x 1-1/8" dia and comes with (3) “AAA” batteries inside, where they belong. In a knurled aluminum body of a color that we’ll pick for you (gray, black, red or blue) because who cares what color a flashlight is. (Note: flashlight and pointer can't be on at the same time.)
Four carabiners, no waiting. These are for keys and stuff, not for hanging around Mt. Everest. We'll pick a quartet of 2-3/4" x 1-3/8" carabiners in assorted vibrant anodized-aluminum colors, including black and polished silver. They open to a max of 5/8" and each has a complimentary 7/8" slip-ring at absolutely no extra charge.
Misprints are our business. These bargain multitool pocket knives all have (removeable) 1" slip rings and measure from 3-3/8" to 3-1/2" long with misprinted promo messages on the side. Most will be red or blue anodized metal and will have 2" blades, flathead drivers/bottle openers, can openers, Phillips bits and the ever-useful corkscrew.
This 6" long water bottle holder has a 2" aluminum carabiner and is attached to a 2-3/4” long canvas strap, with a 1” slip ring and a soft rubber planchette-like, plectrum-ish, egg-shaped thingie 2-3/8” long with a 15/16” hole in it. What for? Our Asst VP for Saying Planchette says that is the portion to slip over the top of the water bottle. The whole shebang is in a hard-to-lose neon green.
This small, but mighty, 9-LED flashlight has a glow-in-the-dark switch so you can, duh, find it in the dark when you need it. Measures 4" long x approx 1" dia with a 4" wriststrap and the GITD push-button switch on the non-business end. Weather resistant. Comes with (3) "AAA" batteries. We'll pick one in brushed or anodized blue aluminum, silver, green camo or black.
Get our littlest pocket work-light. Just 2” x 1-3/16” x 3/4” with a single white intense COB LED, and (2) button-cell batteries (included), it’s about the size of a really thick domino tile. Has a little magnet on the back, too. You’ll get a pair in red, orange, green or blue.
Return with me now to the Summer of Love when the girls wore flowers in their hair and everyone had a piece of twine around their wrists. We'll pick (20) authentic twine bracelets approx 12" long, and if you're lucky you just might get one with an actual painted bead woven into it.
Nothing says camping tragedy like having no place to hang your water bottle when you're stalking elusive critters. This 2-5/8" assorted colors aluminum carabiner has a canvas strap with a rubber gasket on it to grab onto the top of your standard water bottle with a 7/8" cap. This makes it great for biking and hiking, too. Also has a slip ring for sundry other stuff.
Our each is a dozen unmarked anodized aluminum dog tags, 2" x 1-1/8", on a 3" ball chain. Colors include silver, gold, red, purple, blue and black. Nice for ID tags and ready to be engraved, or written on with indelible marker.
Our sunglasses all have dark-tinted polycarbonate lenses rated for 95 percent UV-B and 60 percent UV-A protection. You pick the black top-only frames with black or white arms (temple), or the solid black frames with assorted neon color arms (temple) that we’ll choose for you, to save you having to think about it.
It was June 18-20 of 79,182,021 BCE. Luckily, we’ve got surplus promo key-chains, with 1” slip-rings attached to 1-3/8" x 1-5/8" fobs with the fest name and a nice picture of a T-rex, and at a deeply discounted price.
Carabiners. Little guys, 2” long x 1-1/8” that open to 7/16” max. In silver, with one flattened side, or in anodized red or green aluminum. You’ll get at least two colors in your 3-pack.
A bright little flashlight with (8) super-bright white LEDs in a circle and a less-than-5mW red laser right in the middle. One click and it's a flashlight, another click and it's a laser pointer. (Note: flashlight and pointer can't be on at the same time.) Measures 4-3/8" long x 1-1/8" dia in assorted colors dark silver, red or blue aluminum with knurled grips at both ends. Lasts 30 hours on a set of new alkaline batteries (3 "AAA" heavy duty batteries included).
Or giraffe, zebra, tiger or leopard. We’ll send you (3) of our animal-skin print aluminum carabiners, 3-1/8” long x 1-3/4” with a 5/8” mouth, in whatever critter-prints run to the door when we open the cage. Not for climbing. (Think: keys.)
Amuse yourself with this multitasking windsurfer. She floats on a blue wave in a glycerin-and-water-filled case and hangs onto your keys at the same time. The surfer is in a 1-7/8" dia x 1/2" thick clear-plastic case that dangles from a 1-1/8" dia split ring. Techie question of the day: If your keys are on this ring, and you leave them in a hot car, will the wave start to percolate like a Lava Lamp(r)?
For hanging onto keys, not mountains. You'll get half a dozen in purple and/or red plastic. They're 3" long x 2" wide at their widest, and each has a 1" dia slip ring on it.
No flames means no flames for the wind to blow out. This electric-coil all purpose lighter measures 3-5/8" x 1-1/8" x 5/8" with a retractable coil on one end and a retractable USB plug on the other end to recharge it. Has a 17-second auto-shutoff to save juice. We'll pick one in red or black.
Clip this pen light to your shirt pocket and let it pour 280 lumens in front of you, enough to light a room. From iZoom®, it's 6-5/8" long x 7/8" dia with a brilliant 2-1/4" x 5/16" Chip-On-Board LED. Also has an imbedded disc magnet, and runs on (3) included "AAA"s. Handy for night roadside repairs, setting up your campsite in the dark and avoiding stepping on plastic bricks at 2am.
Introducing our multiest multi-tool ever. This chunky monkey measures 5-1/4" x 1-1/2" sq with a pop-up set of binoculars, a 2-1/4” serrated knife blade, similar saw blade and fish-scaler, can and bottle opener, small compass, white (4) LED flashlight, and a flashing red LED for emergencies. You add trio of “AAA”s. Looks to us like what an extraterrestrial would carry to visit earth.
Before there were digital movies, before you could stream cat videos directly to your brain, there were digital watches. And now, direct from the shoulder-padded 1980s, we bring you digital quartz wristwatches, complete with date/time/second functions on an LCD screen. In goldtone with expansion bands. From the semi-legendary MERIT company, and check out the prices on eBray. Ours are new-in-the-box, (but needing a little tlc) complete with AG3 batteries that are deader than Warren G. Harding. You pick the (in the ’80s parlance) ladies/kid-size or the men’s version. A great collectible! Add our pack of assorted batteries that includes AG3! Click Here.
When the world has pretty much moved beyond the rotary card file, the smart money goes into wallets. You pick the Rolodex™ card-size 2-fold brown vinyl wallet with a snap closure and 3” x 1-1/2” window plus a 1/2” deep pocket to hold a bevy (a bevy is 36 in this case) of business, credit or ID cards; or the black vinyl and canvas three-fold wallet measuring 4-1/4" x 3-1/4" x 3/4" thick when folded, with a pocket with a 3-3/8" x approx 1-3/4" clear window, a dozen 4" x 2-3/8" card sleeves, and a 2” deep pocket on the opposite side.