Well, Sof Paw® gloves, from Bex®, because you can’t trademark Soft. And they’re not just sof. They’re vinyl-impregnated, abrasion-resistant, breathable stretch fabric that lets you get a good grip wet or dry without sacrificing tactile sensitivity. And it’s all pretty much true. In men’s medium, but they stretch to fit an XL-pawed copywriter. And, duh, our each is a pair.