Electric Whirling Dervish Squid
Imagine the issue of a marriage between a party light and weed whacker. The handle is shaped like an 8” long squid with a spinning diamond head that flashes red, blue, green and yellow while (4) 5” long strands light up while they spin around and morph through different patterns (at 32 rpm, as if that mattered). Three “AAA” batteries included so you can show the mail carrier how it works as soon as you get it. Bonus: set it down and it sort of spin-walks around a tabletop.