From the world of gag gift boxes, this Hot Dog Homestead box has illustrations for a DIY house kit made out of (9) kinds of meat, including pate for plaster. Measures 11-1/2” x 9-3/4” x 3” deep and is meant to amuse folks before they open it to find their real gift inside. We here at the home office think you should pack it with, yes, (9) kinds of meat--for even more laughs.
Blues Harps Duo
You say you've got the blues? Good. Now find another unhappy friend and get this duo of 2-1/3-octave harmonicas. They're in the people's key--C--and they're blues harps so they won't do a full diatonic scale, but they don't need to. Lucite frames with metal reeds and trim, they come in plastic carrying cases so they won't drip residual spit in the pocket of your nice skinny black suit.
Meeeeowwww! These 1990's-vintage collectible Catwoman™ plastic finger rings are adjustable for any size and have a 1" dia disk with her masked feline image on it. Primarily hot pink on black. New in the original unopened package of (8) rings, one for every finger, human or cat. Also good for scarf slides.
Diversity-R-Us. Whether your loved ones are bloodsuckers or undead, we've got the window stickers for your family car or home. (Or boat, for that matter.) You'll get a package of clear vinyl figures ranging from approx 2" to over 5-1/2" tall and including pets, toddlers, teens and parents. Just pick vampires or zombies and stick them in the window.
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