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INFLATABLE TONGUE

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Inflatatongue

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93342P1 INFLATABLE TONGUE
$3.95 EACH
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Inflatatongue
warning WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not For children under 3yrs.
No mother will approve this item, so keep quiet until it arrives. Our 2-1/4" long inflatable tongue has a pacifier-type end that you hold between your teeth. Blow into it and the rather standard-size pink rubber tongue inflates to three times normal size. Guaranteed grossness. Also a cinch for classroom confiscation, so we’d buy several.
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There's Cash In Your Underpants!
Or there will be when you keep your money in this white nylonish canvas, jockey-style billfold. Everyone will crack a smile when you whip out your foldable skivvies, and you'll give new meaning to "stashing a little cash in your drawers." Save your dollars and you'll see London, you'll see France. Opens to 8" x 3-1/4" with a section for bills plus (1) window opposite (3) card slots.
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Feeling A Little Cranky?
Here's a little music box to crank. These are really cute, with a very nice sound, and they're in clear acrylic cases so you, or impressionable youngsters, can watch them work. They measure 2-1/4"x 2" x 1-1/4" with a 7/8" crank. We'll pick one that plays When You Wish upon a Star, Row, Row, Row your Boat, Brahms' Lullaby, or Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. We won't pick the one that plays the score from Die Walküre because the wheel is just enormous.
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93942P1 MUSIC BOX
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