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Emergency Turkey

$11.95 EACH
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Emergency Turkey
Pre-roasted and inflatable. Lets you serve pizza or General Tso's chicken on holidays without sacrificing a lovely traditional table presentation. Measures 16" x 8" when blown up, which is from the neck end so you won't be embarrassed doing it. Bonus: it's from our Stuff To Stick In The Refrigerator series, so you'll be ready with a quick practical joke at a moments notice.
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For Helicopter Parents
Dirt-cheap fun for the kids--at home and at school. Attach the (3) 5-1/2" long plastic blades to the whistling nozzle, blow up the little balloon and watch the world's cheapest helicopter fly away. Paul says it demonstrates Newton's third law, but he says a lot things. Great for classroom demos. Paul not included.
$3.85 PKG (4)
Easy-Care Bearded Dragon
The Internets machine says the horned lizard is “not considered one of the all-time best lizard pets,” so if your mother won’t let you have one, we recommend this 6” long version in authentically colored polyresin. Sits there splayed out on its lizard belly staring semi-lovingly at you, but needing no aquarium, water or harvester ant dinners.
WAS $3.50 EACH
SAVE $0.55 (16%)
Ray Bulger
Inflate this rubber manta ray and he bulges in the middle. Squeeze him (or her--who can tell with a ray?) on top of the head and he’s a squirt gun (squirt-ray) who shoots water out of the blow hole in front. Black on top with a grayish belly. Measures 20” across x 12-1/2” snout to tail and just creepy enough to scare mothers if you leave him on the kitchen floor.
$7.50 EACH
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