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Mustachio Madness

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Mustachio Madness
warning WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not For children under 3yrs.
Very Mad Men-ish, these fuzzy stick-on mustaches, with models on the package so you can see exactly how you'd have looked in 1963. You get (7) 'staches, including the Hollywood, Hero, Bruiser and Weasel in black, the Square and Sheriff in brown, and the gray, handlebar Grampa. Great disguises. Great costumes.
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Tot Chef Kitchen
This great little kitchen-themed play set includes a 13” x 8” faux sink and burner that make gurgling and sizzling sounds supplied by a pair of “AAA” batteries that you add. Includes a small plastic fry pan (with an extra-fun fried egg), a pop-top can, milk carton, orange, apple, hunk of cheese and a little thing with a door and buttons that might be a microwave--all perfect to occupy and delight the mind of a child. Made to slide onto a high-chair in another life, like a busy-box, but needs some light adapting.
$3.75 EACH
The Cheese Doesn’t Stand Alone
Indeed not. This ultra-stretchy 1-7/8” cube of rubber Swiss cheese stands there with a pair of ultra-stretchy white mice, ready to crawl in and out of all those Swiss holes. Mice are 2” long, not counting tails, which you shouldn’t because you have better things to do.
$4.95 EACH
Brobdingnagian Scribbler
Our seriously oversized #2 pencil is perfect for someone taking really important notes, or anyone who's tired of misplacing pencils. Also good for that big test. Measures 14" long x a 1-1/8" octagon, with a working eraser. Really thick graphite runs about 2" into the pencil, which will be plenty since we couldn't find a pencil sharpener to fit it anyway.
$5.50 EACH
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