Ninja Fruit For You
Life is more than just virtual stupidity; sometimes you have to take time out for actual stupidity. It’s therapeutic. Start with this swell, stuffed ninja watermelon, two halves of a ripe, red seeded melon connected by a hook-n-loop tab, ready for you to bifurcate. Measures 5-1/4” dia before you ninja it into two halves. Sorry, no extra lives in the real world.