No, of course not, because nobody cares if a scorpion cuts his finger. This is a tin of (32) sterile 3" x 3/4" human bandages with scorpions printed on them. Why? Because there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, that's why. Plus, everybody needs cool bandages.
A Grab-Bar That Really Sucks
Which is a good thing in this case. This suction cup handle/grab-bar for tubs and showers is shaped like an iron and has a pair of 3-1/2” dia suction cups with separate release tabs. Measures 9” x 3-3/4” x 4-1/2”. Perfect for travel when you can’t get a hotel room with a handicapped bath. Also has a removable remote alarm in the handle, and you’ll need (3) “AAA” batteries for that. Textured rubber coating for safety. (Would also be handy for handling sheets of glass in the shop.)
Find out if you are alive, and if so, whether your blood pressure is so low you will tip over when you stand up. This home blood pressure kit includes the usual D-ring cuff, a nurses' stethoscope and full instructions on their use. Not a toy, it is the real thing. Great for monitoring your health and for educational purposes. It is a two-party set, meaning it is most easily used by two people. Anyone want to play doctor?
It's either a telescoping aluminum backscratcher, a fork for people whose elbows don't bend, or a sand rake for miniature Zen gardens. You pick. The 5-draw shaft extends from 6-5/8" to 20-3/8" long, the 5-tine rake is 1-3/16" wide, and it has a pocket clip.
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