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Squeezy Tardis

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Squeezy Tardis
Because they’re never too young to be Doctor Who fans, this stuffed Tardis is suggested for ages 2+. Measures 4” x 2-3/4” in a pudgy square, it has a squeeze-activated internal noisemaker that emits that Tardis sound. Hangs on a 1-1/2” snap clip, and runs on non-replaceable batteries. BBC licensed.
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Makin' Whoopee...
is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
$2.25 EACH
Family Friendly Window Stickers
Diversity-R-Us. Whether your loved ones are bloodsuckers or undead, we've got the window stickers for your family car or  home. (Or boat, for that matter.) You'll get a package of clear vinyl figures ranging from approx 2" to over 5-1/2" tall and including pets, toddlers, teens and parents. Just pick vampires or zombies and stick them in the window.
$7.95 EACH
A Little Music
This is kind of like sneaking into the band room in junior high and honking and banging on all of the instruments. Except in this case you can’t get in trouble. You’ll get a steel kazoo, 4-3/4" long; a 4” long, three-octave Hohner harmonica in red, green, blue or yellow (we’ll pick) with a clear vinyl pouch; a 6-7/8” long plastic slide whistle with steel slide; a crank-operated mechanical music box, clear acrylic and measuring 2-1/4" x 2" x 1-1/4" (turning out “Brahms’ Lullaby,” “Row Your Boat” and other classics), and a nice, American-made 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp with playing instructions. Now you just need some bandmates.
$19.95 EACH
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