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Live Long and Have Lunch

$14.95 EACH
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Live Long and Have Lunch
This new, steel Star Trek™ TOS lunchbox features color pix of the Enterprise crew in its youth, including a svelte Cpt. Kirk, Spock, Uhura and others. In traditional lunchbox size, 8-5/8” x 6-3/4” x 3-7/8” with a plastic handle. No thermos, so just get a juice box and you’ll feel like you’re nine again. And yes, of course, a hipster could carry it as a purse. Good for art supplies, too.
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Just Say No
Managing people will be so much easier with this giant red NO! button on your desk, or at home. Push it and hear a digital voice deliver (10) different versions of no, including No!; No, No, No; Noooooo; For the last time, NO!; and more. Great for denying tasks at work, and later-bedtime requests at home. (Remember--you can always change your mind to Yes, but going the other way never works.) Measures 3-1/2" dia x 1-1/2" tall in red with a black frame. You add a pair of "AAA" batteries.
$6.50 EACH
A Week's Worth Of Whoopee
A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a fake ketchup spill that is perfect for a laptop or tablet, wrapped candy thats more bug than treat, a pack of gum with a mousetrap inside, a nice fake nail to put through a finger, a fly-in-the-ice cube, and the American classic whoopee cushion. Add some rubber vomit and you've got enough gifts to get through Channukah.
$11.95 EACH
We Can’t Stress This Enough…
When you’re under pressure, you need something to squeeze. You pick from our selection of stress squeezees, including the slot machine for losing gamblers; the fireplace for nervous stonemasons; a lovely bigmouth bass for when the big one got away again; and a bathroom scale because you still haven’t lost that weight. All are nicely sized, at approx 3” to 4”, to fit into any stressed-out fist.
$3.95 PKG (3)
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